Two and a Half Men

  • Score 8.4
  • Premiered: Sep 2003
  • Episodes: 262
  • Followers: 11,1k
  • Rank #66
  • Ended
  • CBS
  • Thursday at 9

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Season 9 Discuss
9x1
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Air date
Sep 19, 2011
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
9x2
People Who Love Peepholes
Air date
Sep 26, 2011
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
9x3
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Air date
Oct 03, 2011
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
9x4
Nine Magic Fingers
Air date
Oct 10, 2011
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
9x5
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Air date
Oct 17, 2011
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
9x6
The Squat and the Hover
Air date
Oct 24, 2011
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
9x7
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Air date
Oct 31, 2011
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
9x8
Thank You for the Intercourse
Air date
Nov 07, 2011
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
9x9
Frodo's Headshots
Air date
Nov 14, 2011
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
9x10
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Air date
Nov 21, 2011
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
9x11
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Air date
Dec 05, 2011
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
9x12
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Air date
Dec 12, 2011
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
9x13
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Air date
Jan 02, 2012
Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
9x14
A Possum On Chemo
Air date
Jan 16, 2012
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
9x15
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Air date
Feb 06, 2012
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
9x16
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Air date
Feb 13, 2012
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
9x17
Not in My Mouth!
Air date
Feb 20, 2012
A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
9x18
The War Against Gingivitis
Air date
Feb 27, 2012
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
9x19
Palmdale, Ech
Air date
Mar 19, 2012
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
9x20
Grandma's Pie
Air date
Apr 09, 2012
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
9x21
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Air date
Apr 16, 2012
Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
9x22
Why We Gave Up Women
Air date
Apr 30, 2012
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
9x23
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Air date
May 07, 2012
Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.
9x24 Season finale
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Air date
May 14, 2012
Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

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