Two and a Half Men

  • Score 8.4
  • Premiered: Sep 2003
  • Episodes: 262
  • Followers: 11,1k
  • Rank #68
  • Ended
  • CBS
  • Thursday at 9


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Season 11
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Air date
Sep 26, 2013
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
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Oct 03, 2013
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
This Unblessed Biscuit
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Oct 10, 2013
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
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Oct 17, 2013
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
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Oct 24, 2013
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
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Nov 07, 2013
Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
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Nov 14, 2013
Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
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Nov 21, 2013
When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
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Dec 05, 2013
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.
On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
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Dec 12, 2013
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
Tazed In the Lady Nuts
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Jan 02, 2014
Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
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Jan 09, 2014
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
Bite Me, Supreme Court
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Jan 30, 2014
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe
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Feb 06, 2014
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
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Feb 27, 2014
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
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Mar 06, 2014
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
Welcome Home, Jake
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Mar 13, 2014
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
West Side Story
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Apr 03, 2014
Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
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Apr 10, 2014
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
Lotta Delis In Little Armenia
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Apr 24, 2014
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot
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May 01, 2014
Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.
11x22 Season finale
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
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Air date
May 08, 2014
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

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