Two and a Half Men

  • Score 8.4
  • Premiered: Sep 2003
  • Episodes: 262
  • Followers: 11,1k
  • Rank #66
  • Ended
  • CBS
  • Thursday at 9

Seasons:

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Season 11 Discuss
11x1
Nangnangnangnang
Air date
Sep 26, 2013
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
11x2
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Air date
Oct 03, 2013
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
11x3
This Unblessed Biscuit
Air date
Oct 10, 2013
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
11x4
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Air date
Oct 17, 2013
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
11x5
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Air date
Oct 24, 2013
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
11x6
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Air date
Nov 07, 2013
Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
11x7
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Air date
Nov 14, 2013
Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
11x8
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Air date
Nov 21, 2013
When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.
11x9
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Air date
Dec 05, 2013
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.
11x10
On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
Air date
Dec 12, 2013
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
11x11
Tazed In the Lady Nuts
Air date
Jan 02, 2014
Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).
11x12
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Air date
Jan 09, 2014
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
11x13
Bite Me, Supreme Court
Air date
Jan 30, 2014
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
11x14
Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe
Air date
Feb 06, 2014
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
11x15
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Air date
Feb 27, 2014
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
11x16
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Air date
Mar 06, 2014
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
11x17
Welcome Home, Jake
Air date
Mar 13, 2014
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
11x18
West Side Story
Air date
Apr 03, 2014
Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
11x19
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Air date
Apr 10, 2014
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
11x20
Lotta Delis In Little Armenia
Air date
Apr 24, 2014
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
11x21
Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot
Air date
May 01, 2014
Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.
11x22 Season finale
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Air date
May 08, 2014
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

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