Two and a Half Men

  • Score 8.4
  • Premiered: Sep 2003
  • Episodes: 262
  • Followers: 11,1k
  • Rank #67
  • Ended
  • CBS
  • Thursday at 9


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Season 5
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
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Sep 24, 2007
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
Media Room Slash Dungeon
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Oct 01, 2007
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
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Oct 08, 2007
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan's ex-girlfriends. .. show full overview
City of Great Racks
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Oct 15, 2007
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
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Oct 23, 2007
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
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Oct 30, 2007
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
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Nov 05, 2007
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
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Nov 12, 2007
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Tight's Good
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Nov 19, 2007
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Kinda Like Necrophilia
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Nov 26, 2007
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
Meander to Your Dander
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Mar 17, 2008
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
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Mar 24, 2008
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
The Soil Is Moist
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Mar 31, 2008
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Winky-Dink Time
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Apr 14, 2008
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
Rough Night In Hump Junction
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Apr 21, 2008
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
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Apr 28, 2008
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Fish in a Drawer
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May 05, 2008
CSI's investigate a death at Charlie's house.
If My Hole Could Talk
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May 12, 2008
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
5x19 Season finale
Waiting for the Right Snapper
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May 19, 2008
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

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