Two and a Half Men

  • Premiered: Sep 2003
  • Episodes: 262
  • Followers: 11,0k
  • Ended
  • CBS
  • Thursday at 21
  • Comedy Romance

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Season 2
2x1
Back Off, Mary Poppins
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Air date
Sep 20, 2004
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
2x2
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
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Sep 27, 2004
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
2x3
A Bag Full of Jawea
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Oct 04, 2004
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.
2x4
Go Get Mommy's Bra
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Oct 11, 2004
Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, .. show full overview
2x5
Bad News from the Clinic?
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Oct 18, 2004
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.
2x6
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
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Oct 25, 2004
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
2x7
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
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Nov 08, 2004
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
2x8
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
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Nov 15, 2004
Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to .. show full overview
2x9
Yes, Monsignor
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Nov 22, 2004
When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, .. show full overview
2x10
The Salmon Under My Sweater
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Nov 29, 2004
Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more about .. show full overview
2x11
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
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Dec 13, 2004
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making .. show full overview
2x12
A Lungful of Alan
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Jan 03, 2005
Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.
2x13
Zejdz Z Moich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
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Jan 17, 2005
After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. .. show full overview
2x14
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
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Jan 31, 2005
The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. .. show full overview
2x15
Smell the Umbrella Stand
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Feb 07, 2005
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.
2x16
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
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Feb 14, 2005
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When .. show full overview
2x17
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
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Feb 21, 2005
After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a .. show full overview
2x18
It Was 'Mame', Mom
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Mar 07, 2005
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.
2x19
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
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Mar 21, 2005
After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her .. show full overview
2x20
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
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Apr 18, 2005
Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
2x21
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
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May 02, 2005
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is .. show full overview
2x22
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
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May 09, 2005
Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, .. show full overview
2x23
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
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May 16, 2005
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.
2x24 Season finale
Does This Smell Funny to You?
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May 23, 2005
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.

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