Two and a Half Men

  • Score 8.4
  • Premiered: Sep 2003
  • Episodes: 262
  • Followers: 11,1k
  • Rank #66
  • Ended
  • CBS
  • Thursday at 9

Seasons:

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Season 7 Discuss
7x1
818-JKLPUZO
Air date
Sep 21, 2009
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
7x2
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Air date
Sep 28, 2009
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
7x3
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Air date
Oct 05, 2009
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
7x4
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Air date
Oct 12, 2009
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
7x5
For the Sake of the Child
Air date
Oct 19, 2009
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
7x6
Give Me Your Thumb
Air date
Nov 02, 2009
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
7x7
Untainted By Filth
Air date
Nov 09, 2009
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
7x8
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Air date
Nov 16, 2009
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
7x9
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Air date
Nov 23, 2009
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
7x10
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Air date
Dec 07, 2009
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
7x11
Warning, It's Dirty
Air date
Dec 15, 2009
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.
7x12
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Air date
Jan 11, 2010
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
7x13
Yay, No Polyps!
Air date
Jan 18, 2010
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
7x14
Crude and Uncalled For
Air date
Feb 01, 2010
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
7x15
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Air date
Feb 08, 2010
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
7x16
Tinkle Like a Princess
Air date
Mar 01, 2010
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
7x17
I Found Your Moustache
Air date
Mar 08, 2010
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
7x18
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Air date
Mar 22, 2010
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
7x19
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Air date
Apr 12, 2010
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
7x20
I Called Him Magoo
Air date
May 10, 2010
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
7x21
Gumby with a Pokey
Air date
May 17, 2010
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
7x22 Season finale
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Air date
May 24, 2010
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

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