Two and a Half Men

  • Score 8.4
  • Premiered: Sep 2003
  • Episodes: 262
  • Followers: 11,1k
  • Rank #68
  • Ended
  • CBS
  • Thursday at 9


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Season 7
Episode overview
Air date
Sep 21, 2009
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Episode overview
Air date
Sep 28, 2009
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Episode overview
Air date
Oct 05, 2009
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Episode overview
Air date
Oct 12, 2009
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
For the Sake of the Child
Episode overview
Air date
Oct 19, 2009
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
Give Me Your Thumb
Episode overview
Air date
Nov 02, 2009
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
Untainted By Filth
Episode overview
Air date
Nov 09, 2009
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Episode overview
Air date
Nov 16, 2009
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
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Air date
Nov 23, 2009
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
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Air date
Dec 07, 2009
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
Warning, It's Dirty
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Air date
Dec 15, 2009
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
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Air date
Jan 11, 2010
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
Yay, No Polyps!
Episode overview
Air date
Jan 18, 2010
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
Crude and Uncalled For
Episode overview
Air date
Feb 01, 2010
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Episode overview
Air date
Feb 08, 2010
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
Tinkle Like a Princess
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Air date
Mar 01, 2010
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
I Found Your Moustache
Episode overview
Air date
Mar 08, 2010
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
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Air date
Mar 22, 2010
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
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Air date
Apr 12, 2010
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
I Called Him Magoo
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Air date
May 10, 2010
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
Gumby with a Pokey
Episode overview
Air date
May 17, 2010
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
7x22 Season finale
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Episode overview
Air date
May 24, 2010
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

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