Two and a Half Men

  • Score 8.4
  • Premiered: Sep 2003
  • Episodes: 262
  • Followers: 11,1k
  • Rank #66
  • Ended
  • CBS
  • Thursday at 9

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Season 3 Discuss
3x1
Weekend In Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Air date
Sep 19, 2005
After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.
3x2
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Air date
Sep 26, 2005
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
3x3
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Air date
Oct 03, 2005
Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.
3x4
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Air date
Oct 10, 2005
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
3x5
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Air date
Oct 17, 2005
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
3x6
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Air date
Oct 24, 2005
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
3x7
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Air date
Nov 07, 2005
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.
3x8
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Air date
Nov 14, 2005
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
3x9
Madame and Her Special Friend
Air date
Nov 21, 2005
One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
3x10
Something Salted and Twisted
Air date
Nov 28, 2005
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
3x11
Santa's Village of the Damned
Air date
Dec 19, 2005
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
3x12
That Special Tug
Air date
Jan 09, 2006
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
3x13
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Air date
Jan 23, 2006
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
3x14
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Air date
Feb 06, 2006
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
3x15
My Tongue is Meat
Air date
Feb 27, 2006
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.
3x16
Ergo, the Booty Call
Air date
Mar 06, 2006
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
3x17
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Air date
Mar 13, 2006
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.
3x18
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Air date
Mar 20, 2006
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.
3x19
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Air date
Apr 10, 2006
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.
3x20
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Air date
Apr 24, 2006
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
3x21
And the Plot Moistens
Air date
May 01, 2006
Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack .. show full overview
3x22
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Air date
May 08, 2006
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.
3x23
Arguments for the Quickie
Air date
May 15, 2006
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He .. show full overview
3x24 Season finale
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Air date
May 22, 2006
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

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