Two and a Half Men

  • Score 8.4
  • Premiered: Sep 2003
  • Episodes: 262
  • Followers: 11,1k
  • Rank #65
  • Ended
  • CBS
  • Thursday at 9

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Season 12 Disuss
12x1
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Air date
Oct 30, 2014
Following a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help.
12x2
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Air date
Nov 06, 2014
When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married.
12x3
Glamping in a Yurt
Air date
Nov 13, 2014
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
12x4
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Air date
Nov 20, 2014
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
12x5
Oontz, Oontz, Oontz
Air date
Nov 27, 2014
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
12x6
Alan Shot a Little Girl
Air date
Dec 04, 2014
Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.
12x7
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Air date
Dec 11, 2014
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.
12x8
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Air date
Dec 18, 2014
Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
12x9
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Air date
Jan 08, 2015
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
12x10
Here I Come, Pants!
Air date
Jan 15, 2015
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
12x11
For Whom the Booty Calls
Air date
Jan 22, 2015
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
12x12
A Beer Battered Rip-Off
Air date
Jan 29, 2015
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.
12x13
Boompa Loved His Hookers
Air date
Feb 05, 2015
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
12x14
Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun
Air date
Feb 12, 2015
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
12x15
Of Course He's Dead (1)
Air date
Feb 19, 2015
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
12x16 Show finale
Of Course He's Dead (2)
Air date
Feb 19, 2015
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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