Two Best Friends Play

Pat becomes the true poo babby we always knew he was as we face down Slenderman a second time!

We feel we need to protect Lara from renegade rebarb and Bear Grylls impregnation!

It’s truly an injustice that we can’t play Marvel today!

It is 2007. It is the future. Sgt. Matt "American Dynamo" McMuscles and Lt. Pat Powertough battle it out in this neon-drenched warzone!

To boldly go where no one has gone before! Dick first into a bunch of bugs and bullshit!

Man, this game looks just how I feel.

This is the Walking Dead game everyone’s talking about? That cool, but I have a date to go on later tonight, so yeah, whatever.

We are the most fast and furious mother fuckers like, ever. So yeah.

Remember Me? No…no one does. But everyone remembers the Shawn Michaels Hand Job 500!

In honor of the terrible new film, Man of Steel, we’re playing a terrible Superman game!

Did you miss Matt and Pat playing butt loads of old Mortal Kombat games? They're really good! No, really!

No, no…this has to be some type of fever dream, we’re doing this? Is this really happening?

IT WAS ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!