Two Best Friends Play

Matt and Pat Dragonshout their way into the dirty, urine-soaked world of Skyrim!

Old man Ezio takes Matt and Pat on a completely unnecessary tour of Istanbul!

Are you okay? Matt? PAT? MAAAAAAAAATT PAAAAAAAATT!!!

Life on the streets is hard, so that’s why Matt and Pat fashion a create-a-character that looks like Woolie to dish out the beatdowns!

Welcome back to the stage of Sophitia having chronic back problems!

Matt and Pat swing a web, any size, and suck at games, just like flies! Wait, what?

A second helping of this slop? Okay, let’s get this over with!

The Reavers are destroying everything in their wake? That’s cool, but I really need to bang this blue chick right now.

Guppies, fish? What is it with Prison and sea life? Shit’s creepy, man!

The greatest hero of all time does what he does best, kill everyone with Rhino Assists!

This game is longer and harder than we remember! So is Goro!

GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER.