Two Best Friends Play

We take time to re-attache our right hands to play a few minutes of Resident Evil 4. ZAAAAMBIES?

Matt and Pat and Christopher Walkensmoke kombat their way through the latest MK game!

Remember that time when the Shockmaster had a weird upside down chicken face and an American tie?

Now we’re thinking with stupidity! And portals! Don’t forget about dem portals!

We play a whole hot mess of SNES movie games! The best kind! Shit, we should have gone back in time to stop ourselves from doing this.

I’M OFFICER PHELPS, WHAT’D YOU SEE? DID YOU KILL HIM? WE FOUND THIS GUN!!!!

We punch every minority stereotype in the face, and eat some delicious chocolate at the same time!

Oh man we barely play 15 mins of this, and we already have so much material. Ahahaha…this game is boners.

Who are these demons? I dunno, but we gotta get their souls back!

We’re here to kick ass and play video games, but we don’t have any video games as this barely constitutes as one.

Who doesn’t enjoy a wacky road trip through hell?

Pat’s classic story about the plot of FEAR makes it’s debut!

Our epic journey into the dark heart of Bear Grylls’ savage world begins!