Two Best Friends Play

We bleed red white and blue all over the frontier of the new world, and kill as many animals as possible while doing so!

Oh man, we slog our way through the messy nothingness that is 6th main entry in the Resident Evil series. Nothing funny to say here.

The Best Friends tread carefully into the mysterious online world of the Mmore Porger!

We dive deep into that succulent toad ass!

Gotta write! Gotta scribble! Gotta scribble fast! OHHH A PUGGLE!

Matt and Pat make fun of the British while killing zombies. Two things they’re pretty decent at!

So a bunch of douchebags get stranded on an island huh? Well don’t expect Matt and Pat to– AGHH! KOMODO DRAGONS!

ARE YOU SERIOUS? WE’RE DOING THIS A THIRD TIME?

IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US! But we have our trusty shotguns just itching to shoot nature in the face!

WEASLEY CANNOT SAVE A THING, HE CANNOT BLOCK A SINGLE RING! THAT’S WHY SLYTHERINES ALL SING! WEASLEY IS OUR KING!

Oh no, the legendary murderer Hitman that’s killed hundreds of people is being framed….FOR MURDER!

We take some time to ponder why half these characters are in this game, and why another half is not in it at all.

The game we all asked for! Will Matt and Pat survive a ride in the VIRGIL-MOBILE?