You Suck at Cooking

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Tomato sauce. It's red. It's hot. It tastes like tomatoes and other stuff combined together and then cooked. YUM.

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Breakfast. It's the only meal that describes the speed at which it should be consumed. But is it worth it? Let's leave that to the scientists.

The key to making a juicy chicken breast is to not use powdered chicken. The trick is to use dry chicken, then dunk it in water. Mmmm.

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The easiest way to get healthy and stay healthy is to eat naturopathic quesadillas at every single meal for the rest of your life.

Pumpkins are good for literally 2 things; making pumpkin pies, and throwing them off bridges. Well I’m all all out of bridges.

From the creators of Stonehenge; Chicken Tikka Masala. Actually the roots are more complicated than that and Wikipedia explains it better than I can, on account of me not being a historian on this particular subject.

If you like gingerbread, and you like men, then you'll love Gingerbread Men. You'll also likely enjoy any other kind of gingerbread. Even if you dislike men.