You Suck at Cooking

This is the kind of delicious that will literally make your face explode so be very careful when you make this recipe.

Open face sandwiches, created by a ghost, who haunts us to this day with overwhelming deliciousness.

When the singularity happens, we will still need to eat.

In 1967, the United States government outlawed oatmeal, as one part of a 13 prong strategy to increase egg consumption. The next 27 years of oatmeal prohibition saw a moderate amount of egg innovation, resulting in two notable creations, including this open face breakfast sandwich. It remains popular with dentists and miners in all 6 hemispheres. The other innovation was known as 'Egg Near a Stick' but it never really became a thing.

Let’s all hold hands and revel in how cheese tastes good against the crispy backdrop of a well made cracker. And even a poorly made one that just crumbles when you bite it.

There's bean dip, and then there's BEAN DIP. There's also BEAN dip and bean DIP. In addition to "Bean Dip" and ([{bean dip}]). But there's really nothing quite like bean dip. It's a good way to get beans into your system and it's also a good way to participate in the practice of dipping.

My Mom has spent her life stealing other people's recipes. To teach her a lesson, I stole this stolen recipe from her but I will giver her zero credit. Hopefully one day she will realize the error of her ways and stop making all of that delicious food.

Onion chopping technology has come a long way since the 1940's, but few people take advantage of it. Why is that? Ignorance. That's why.

The taste of leafy greens is highly altered by the sound of vibrating strings. Even when the vibrating strings are digital loops.

In the face of adversity, be ever vigilant.

Unfairly maligned, often antagonized, openly judged; performance art has had a bad rap for decades. Unrelated, brussels sprouts are delicious.

Tom Robbins once wrote: "It's never too late to have a happy childhood." This video provides zero insight as to whether or not that is true.

This is the best way to ensure years of loving friendship when transitioning out of a relationship.

Directed by Alfonso Cuarón. For the songs and songs from other episodes, check out my Soundcloud.

When society collapses, will you be prepared?

Hydrodynamics is an art form most of us won't master until we're in our teens. These guys do it no later than age 11. Nature is rad.

I ran out of time trying to make the thing I wanted to make so made something dumb and short instead.

After heavy research, I am still confused as to what a yam is, and what a sweet potato is, but I'm pretty sure supermarkets call sweet potatoes yams, and I'm pretty sure I spelled potato wrong in the video at 4:13 a.m. #YOLO #DUMMY

I don't usually throw around the word 'excitement', but that's exactly how I feel whenever my mom makes this salad. I feel totally excitement.

You go through life and you do your best and every once in a while you marvel at the miracle of modern medicine.

The world spins at a furious pace, not unlike a blender. Especially an anger-powered blender.

“A pain stabbed my heart, as it did every time I saw a girl I loved who was going the opposite direction in this too-big world.” ― Kerouac

This sandwich began with Ryan.

If you're the kind of guy who regularly puts your fist through drywall at the mildest of annoyances, you're gonna love these nachos. NOT FOR GIRLS.

-Emily's- soup is really delicious, especially -Emily's- Spicy Peanut Butter Soup.

A 100 percent full throttle high adrenaline speed chase through the history of christmas.

I did this so last minute I started shooting three hours from now.