You Suck at Cooking

There are biological reasons that the potato is the universal language of the apology. And those biological reasons are rooted in science, as well as facts and information. In addition to truth. And also history.

All I can say is I could not have done this without Devon. Devon is supremely talented, very generous, and he's really smartened up lately.

Plunge the depths of bologna in way you never dared to dream, until now. Take my hand. Don't be afraid.

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French fries are a dish best served rhythmically.

Brain surgery is easily the 17th most difficult task I partake in on a tri-weekly basis. The most important aspects are practice and solid guesswork. That's how you get good. Also, I just downloaded this new computer program called "snapchat".

When executed properly, kitchen hacks add years to your life and give you the ability to time travel.

The light spectrum is pretty cool, but ultimately it's a bit slow.

Eating something tasty is far tastier when it's dipped in something tasty which is why I dip my beet dip in steak sauce.

Give cookies a chance for once in your life.

Up until 1983 it was thought there was only 1 way to pierogi, until Silvia Bara shocked the world by proving there was two additional ways to pierogi. Scientists now theorize there are up to 8 ways to pierogi but many remain skeptical.

Come for the salad. Stay for the vegetable hate-ballad.

Granola. It's delicious.

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