New York vs. Washington. Pencilneck vs. the Garden State Stud. America vs. Also America. Chuck Klosterman guest stars as another season of Stone Cold Locks begins!

Chuck "Pencilneck" Klosterman returns to match wits against the Garden State Stud before the upcoming Philadelphia/Atlanta showdown.

The Garden State Stud and Chuck "Pencilneck" Klosterman face off in a battle of Bills

Chuck Klosterman stands idly by as Carl uses his staggering powers of deduction to crack this whole football thing wide open.

The Pencilneck is gone. Hank Williams Jr.'s song is gone. All that's left: Carl and his rock-god voice.

Carl pays tribute to the recently deceased Al Davis and makes a stone cold accurate prediction for Oakland's matchup with Cleveland this Sunday.

Before Carl can make his call about this week's showdown between the Broncos and the Dolphins, he's got a few things to say about the behavior of NFL head coaches.

A special guest is on board this week to discuss the showdown between the Gators and the Dawgs.

Before Carl delivers his pick, he reviews what he will and won't do before God and his Randy Rhoads Flying-V crucifix.

Carl shares the secret sweet spot to watch when evaluating a quarterback's merits: neck length.

Carl gives his prediction for this weekend's Cincinnati / Baltimore match up with an in-depth knowledge of players that really pays off come quip-time.

Shaking his angry fist at the crunched numbers of the BCS Championship, Carl sends a dire warning against mixing sports and computers.

Carl gives his prediction on how Chicago will fare with the allegedly injured Jay Cutler still out.

Carl gives his pick for this weekend's match up between the 49ers and the James Harrisonless Steelers.

Carl gives his prediction for the Christmas Eve match-up between the Eagles and Cowboys.

Carl gives his prediction on who God is going to help win when the Steelers face the Broncos this weekend.

Carl predicts whether the New York Giants will win or the Green Bay Packers will lose this weekend.

Carl gets help from his mother and a guy from the package store to enhance the illusion of analysis.