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Carl weighs in on the battle between the Baltimore Ravens and a tired old man who has already retired twice.

Tom Brady and the New England Patriots are headed to Jolly Olde London this week and Carl's not that happy about it.

Life imitates baseball or something, as New York and Philadelphia square off against each other in both Football and the World Series this week.

Carl takes a stand on a different loud mouth on the internet: The Kansas City Chiefs' Larry Johnson.

Carl has some tough talk for Tom Coughlin, Eli Manning and the rest of the Giants. It's time for them to put up or shut up against the Atlanta Falcons...or else.

It's an economically depressed city spectacular as Carl takes a Thanksgiving dump on the Detroit Lions before shaking down the New Orleans Saints for their beads.

With the Eagles visiting Atlanta this week, Carl reflects on what Michael Vick's and Tiger Woods' transgressions have taught us about integrity and sexual orientation.

Can Brett Favre pull himself away from taking naps and clipping coupons to take on a team full of criminals? Carl has the answer.

Carl has a message to all the talented footballers out there leading a respectable private life: Stop.

The Giants have really shot themselves in the foot this year, or in Plaxico's case... his thigh.

The Giants have crumbled. Urban has quit (maybe). And only Carl is still standing to face down Cincinatti.

Now that the NFL Season is over (for Carl), Carl takes a look at some other sports you can eat bar food to. Oh, and he makes his lock for Philly vs. Dallas.

Carl looks at the New York / San Diego showdown and how Mark Sanchez's hair plays into it.

Squidbilly Early Cuyler takes advantage of the baldy mustached feller's bagel run and makes some predictions of his own.

Carl uses his gift for analogy to explain his frustration over having to wait an extra week for the awesomeness of the Super Bowl with only the awesomeness of the Pro Bowl to tide him over.

Carl's highly accurate network of cousin intel has given him the lowdown on this year's most important match up.