Carl factors in Ben Roethlisberger's absence and Troy Polamalu's shampoo endorsement deal in his stone cold lock of the century of the week.

Carl's presumably unrequited feud with Bill Belichick begins anew in 2010 as the Jets face-off with the Patriots.

Carl delivers his choice for the upcoming Giants game. As if you didn't know.

Carl gives his pick for the much-anticipated McNabb / Vick match up.

0-4 on his weekly predictions, Carl scales his confidence back a bit in anticipation of the Dallas/Tennessee showdown.

The discussion over the Vikings / Cowboys matchup this week can be distilled to one key element: Brett Favre's junk.

Carl takes a moment to discuss a serious issue in football right now: wusses.

Carl's faith in the tenacity of Motor City spells doom for the New York Jets.

European all stars and strong coach-firings aside, Carl casts some doubt on the Cowboys' ability to win.

Carl takes his feud with Albert Haynesworth to the media.

See how horror icon Michael Berryman plays into Carl's choice this week.

Through sheer force of will, despite a completely unspectacular match-up, Carl musters up enough enthusiasm to make a pick this week.

Carl weighs in on how a change in venue will affect the embarrassment to football that is the Chicago Bears vs. the Minnesota Vikings.

Travel plans, beards and, somehow, win-loss records play into Carl's pick for the Saints vs. Seahawks.

It's clearly time for the NFL to adjust its methods and start directly enforcing Carl's predicted outcomes. Enough's enough, people.

Carl summons the power of dairy-based headwear to show support for his new team of choice. Golly, I wonder which one he picked.

As the threat of an NFL strike looms, Carl ponders life without football.

Behold the grandeur that is The Super Bowl Strut with Terry the Terrible Towel.