THERE’S NO BROWNIE LIKE A FUDGEY MINT CHOCOLATEY BROWNIE WITH A BIG OL SCOOP OF ICE CREAM ON TOP I BAKED IT YOU CAN MAKE IT COLLEGE KIDS CAN MAKE IT IT’S ALL IN MY COOKBOOK WITH WETRANSFER DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE AND ENJOY THE BEST BROWNIE OF YOUR LIFE!

YOU AND ME AND GENOVESE TOGETHER FOREVER SUCCULENT MEATY CHUNKS GENOVESE IS THE UNDERRATED HERO WE DESERVE GENOVESE IS WHAT WE NEED!

THE DANKEST BEEF KIZHI THANK YOU SURESH DOSS FOR OPENING UP MY EYES AND MY MOUTH TO KERALA CURRY HOUSE AND MY FAVOURITE DISH THE DEEP SPICE AND THE RICH FLAVOURS I DREAM OF THIS BEAUTIFUL PACKAGED KIZHI BEEF THE WORLD IS SO BEAUTIFUL COOKING IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!

PEANUT BUTTER INSTANT NOODLES STRAIGHT TO THE DOME MAKE THIS IN 3 SECONDS MICROWAVE OR STOVETOP IT’S THE BEST MEAL OF YOUR LIFE AFTER A BIG NIGHT OUT MAKE IT WITH ME ON THIS EPISODE OF COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

GRAB YOUR CHIPS AND YOUR DIPS AND YOUR WINGS AND YOUR BURGERS AND YOUR HOT DOGS AND ANYTHING YOU CAN GET YOUR FINGERS ON WE’RE GOING IN ON THE SNACKS TODAY! COOK MY SUPER SNACK RECIPES RIGHT NOW!!

GET YOUR BALLS IN THE BIG GAME WITH THIS BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP THIS IS FOR ALL THE GOOD HOMIES OUT THERE AND IF YOU NEED A GOOD HOMIE ME AND THIS DIPPY ARE HERE FOR YOU! RIP IT AND DIP IT ON THIS EPISODE OF COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

HOW CAN A SANDWICH SO SLOPPY BE SO GOOD SLOPPY JOE HOW DO YOU DO IT THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST SANDWICHES IN THE WORLD MY INSIDES AND MY OUTSIDES IS JUST LOOSE MEAT! MAKE THE MOST BELOVED SANDWICH OF ALL TIME WITH ME SLOPPY JOES FOREVER!

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS FOR THIS ONE THIS COLD CUT BREAKFAST ROLL LOG STRAIGHT FROM MY MIND AND MY HEART THIS IS HOW WE’RE DOING BREAKFAST FROM NOW ON IT’S GOT CREAM IT’S GOT CRUNCH IT’S GOT GIRTH IT’S FOR YOU ON COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ TODAY!

IT AIN’T SPRING YET THESE PASTA DISHES WILL WARM YOU UP AND MAYBE BURN THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL PLEASE BE CAREFUL THIS IS MY MARCH MADNESS ON COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

I COMBINED TWO BEAUTIFUL THINGS FOR THE CRISPIEST JUICIEST BITES OF ALL TIME IT’S THE BIRRIA EGG ROLL IT NEEDED TO HAPPEN FOR YA FREAKS CONSOMMÉ FOR SIPPIN AND SALSA MACHA FOR DIPPIN!!! BIRRIA EGG ROLLS ON COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

YOU THINK YOU KNOW SPAGHETTI YOU THINK YOU KNOW SANDWICH YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING UNTIL THIS FRIED SPAGHETTI SANDWICH YOUR KIDS WILL THROW THEIR IPADS TO THE GROUND FOR THIS FOLLOW ME FOR MORE PARENTING TIPS

IM BRINGING YOU BACK TO WHEN I WAS IN OAHU WITH MY GUY PAT THIS IS FOR YOU THIS IS THE HAWAIIAN LUNCH PLATE I THINK ABOUT SO OFTEN THE CREAMY MAC SALAD THE FRIED PORK CHOPS TAKE ME BACK TO THE NORTH SHORE MAHALO THIS IS COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

I DON’T LOVE LOBSTER MAC AND CHEESE BUT I LOVE LOBSTER AND MAC AND CHEESE I LOVE CHICKEN FRIED LOBSTER AND MATHESON FOOD COMPANY MAC AND CHEESE AND YOU CAN AND WILL TOO! BECAUSE MY MAC AND CHEESE IS NOW AVAILABLE ACROSS CANADA! GRAB A BOX OF ORIGINAL AND GRAB YOUR LOBSTERS AND START COOKIN’

YOU CAN TRY AND FAIL AND FAIL AND TRY BUT ONE DAY YOU’LL BE REWARDED WITH YOUR OWN POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF YOUR RAINBOW SO TRY THESE BEEFY RECIPES AND MAKE IT RAIN MY BEEF BABIES!

BAKING IS HARD BAKING IS SCIENCE! HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR OR NOT FAR ENOUGH? WE’RE BREAKING BARRIERS WITH THESE CARROT CAKE CINNAMON BUNS ARE YOU KIDDING ME SOFT AND PILLOWY AND OOEY AND GOOEY SWEETNESS COAT MY MOUTH!!! MOVE OVER CINNABON BIG DOGS COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’!

HEALTH IS WEALTH EGGS IS REGS THREE BOILERS A DAY IS THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE COME BOIL YOUR EGGIES WITH ME AND FEEL WHAT I FEEL ON THIS EPISODE OF COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ !!!

LAY ME DOWN ON RED SILKY SHEETS AND POUR HOT HONEY ALL OVER ME AND FEED ME THESE HOT HONEY CHICKEN SLIDERS AND LET ME SLIP AROUND AND AROUND THIS RECIPE IS GONNA SLIDE RIGHT INTO YOUR HEARTS NEW COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ OUT NOW ON YOUTUBE!

WE GOT CARNITAS, WE GOT CHILES RELLENOS, WE GOT BAJA FISH TACOS, WE GOT THE FIXINS TO CELEBRATE TODAY! IT’S THE CINCO DE MAYO COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ MEXICAN FOOD MARATHON HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!

WE NEED MORE BACON! IM TALKING BACON DOUBLE BURGER DELUXE BURGER WITH BACON ADD THE PICKLES AND ONIONS AND CHEESE WE’RE MAKING RIPPLES TODAY IN THIS OCEAN OF LIFE! COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ BACON BURGER DELUXE IS HERE FOR YOU!

FIND ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OSH CATCHING FISH WITH MY BARE HANDS I’M MAKING YOU FISH STICKS AND PAELLA AND SURF N TURF AND LOBSTER THERMIDOR ONLY FRESH SEAFOOD FOR MY DOGGIES!

WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT SHRIMPS AND GREAT SANDWICHES EXACT QUOTE I LIVE LAUGH LOVE BY! A JERK SHRIMP PO’BOY IS WHAT WE DESERVE!

WE GOT JOES WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR A BIG DOG BACKYARD BBQ FIRE UP THE GRILL START COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

GET READY WE ARE GOING AROUND THE WORLD COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ A SPORT FIT FOR THE SUMMER GAMES IT’S THE PORK BANH MI PENTATHALON LIMBER UP FOR THE CHICKEN AND LAMB SHAWARMA SWIM AND THE SWEDISH MEATBALLS SLALOM LET’S FUCKING GO TEAM GIMME THE RINGS

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL BOWL IT’S GONNA MAKE YOU GROW UP BIG AND STRONG HEALTH IS WEALTH DAY OLD RICE IS NICE MAKE MY HEALTHY SALMON BOWL I AM YOUR INSTAGRAM DOCTOR NOW WATCH THE RECIPE ON MY YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW!

TELL ME WHATS BETTER THAN STEAK AND POTATOES! BUTTER MAKES IT BETTER BUTTER MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND THIS IS A CLASSIC BUTTER BASTED STEAK AND BAKED POTATO PERFECT PAIRING POWER COUPLE RECIPE TO IMPRESS YOURSELF AND YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR LOVERS!

LIFE IS FAST AND WE CAN BE SLOW BUT DONT GET LEFT BEHIND BUT DONT BE TOO FAST WHATS UP WHATS DOWN LIFE IS A MYSTERY BUT LET ME COOK SOMETHIN FOR YOU AND COMBINE ALL THINGS GOOD A BLT A CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME A BIG DOG BREAKFAST ALL RIGHT HERE FOR YOU I LOVE YOU

I’M NO BAKER BUT IF I CAN MAKE THIS YOU CAN MAKE THIS HAWAIIAN MOCHI CAKE BUTTER SUGAR PINEAPPLE MORE BUTTER BUTTERSCOTCH BOOM THAT’S A MOCHI CAKE INVITE YOUR FRIENDS FOR A SLICE!

YOUVE NEVER HAD A CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP LIKE THIS BEFORE I KNOW YOU HAVENT BECAUSE ITS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE MARINATE THE CHICKIES IN MATHESON FOOD COMPANY PEP PEP CAESAR AND CALL IT A DAY YOURE WELCOME

MY FRIEND SALT HANK HAS MADE HIS WHOLE CAREER MAKING ONE SANDWICH OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND ITS A GOOD SANDWICH AND IM GONNA MAKE A GREAT SANDWICH THIS THE SALT HANK STEAK SANDWICH FULL RECIPE FULL THROTTLE HERE FOR YOU I LOVE YOU SALTY HANKY

THE COMBO OF ALL COMBOS GET YOUR PORK BUTTS READY WITH MATHESON FOOD COMPANY CREAMY SMOKY MAC IT’S LIKE A CHEESY CASSEROLE SITUATION I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING BUT I ALWAYS FIGURE IT OUT ALONG THE WAY! USE YOUR IMAGINATION AND WATCH ME COOK SOMETHIN!!!

SUNDAY DINNER POT ROAST BRINGS EVERYONE TOGETHER! JUICY UNCTUOUS POT ROAST WITH PERFECT LITTLE ROASTY POTATOES YOU DON’T NEED ANYTHING ELSE! I DON’T KNOW WHAT POT ROAST IS TO YOU BUT THIS IS POT ROAST TO ME! SORRY MEMAW! COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ HAPPY SUNDAY!!!!

THANKSGIVING DINNER IS GREAT BUT GUESS WHAT? THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS CAN BE EVEN BETTER IF YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!! YA EVER HEARD OF A TURKEY CAKE? WHAT ABOUT A THANKSGIVING BUTTERNUT SQUASH STUFFED WITH STUFFING? WATCH THIS AND GET IT TOGETHER YA TURKEYS!

BACON EGG AND CHEESE THAT IS SO DIESEL THAT IT’S GONNA MAKE YOU SCREAM I’M ALWAYS TEETERING ON THE EDGE HERE BUT THIS B.E.C. WILL ALWAYS BRING ME BACK YOU DON’T KNOW BREAKFAST SANDWICHES UNTIL YOU’VE EATEN THIS! IT’S LIKE YOU’RE IN NEW YORK CITY AT YOUR FAVE BODEGA DRINKING COFFEE THAT’S BASICALLY LAVA IN A STYROFOAM CUP! B.E.C. ALL DAY

STUFFED HUNGARIAN PEPPERS FOR YA FREAKS! THEY’RE GREAT FOR BACHELORETTE PARTIES OR HANGING OUT AT NONNA’S HOUSE! HOP INTO YOUR 2011 JAGUAR GO FOR A RIP TO MY HOUSE FOR SOME STUFFED PEPS AND MAYBE SOME MEATLOAF!!!

TAKE YOUR GINGERBREAD HOUSES AND SMASH IT IT’S THE HOLIDAYS WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THE ARTISTRY WHAT IF YOU PUT ALL THE GOOD KINDA WEIRD CHRISTMAS TREATS IN ONE PILE EVERYONE LOVES A SWEET LITTLE PILE THIS IS THE GINGERBREAD TRIFLE FOR YOU FESTIVE FREAKS EVERYBODY GETS A SCOOP

SPATCHCOCK YOUR CHICKENS MATHESON FOOD COMPANY IS HERE WITH THAT ALABAMA WHITE SAUCE DRIP DRIP THESE CHICKIES AIN’T FLYING BUT WE’RE ALWAYS LANDING THE PLANE HERE DON’T STARE INTO THE SUN JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PRIZE COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ OUT NOW