IT'S THE POULET ROYALE STRAIGHT FROM MATTY MATHESON’S MEAT AND THREE TO YOUR FACE FRIED CHICKY SHAVED HAM DRIPPIN WITH QUESO IT BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER THIS IS UNITY THIS IS LOVE THIS IS THE FRIED CHICKEN ROYALE ON COOKIN' SOMETHIN' SINK YOUR FUCKIN TEETH IN

IS IT BASICALLY A GRILLED CHEESE HAMBURGER MAYBE ITS MORE THAN THAT I DONT KNOW I JUST KNOW THE BACON ONION JAM IS FIRE THIS IS THE BURGER PATTY MELT COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

THATS MONSIEUR MATHIEU TO YOU STACK YOUR HAMS AND YOUR THICKY FLAPJACKS ITS YOUR FRENCH LESSON FOR THE DAY ITS THE CROQUE MONSIEUR ON COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

AM I BACK IN COLLEGE AM I SWIMMING IN THE ALFREDO RIVER STRAIGHT INTO YOUR MOUTH HOLE?! BROCOLLI CHICKEN FETTUCINE ALFREDO WITH GREMOLATA ITS CHEESY CREAMY COOKIN' SOMETHIN' SLURP IT UP FREAKS

NO ONE DOES IT LIKE EL RUSO LA BUT I TRIED! CARNE ASADA TACOS WITH A BEAUTIFUL SALSA VERDE SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE WOW WHATS THE RECIPE AND YOU SHOW THEM THIS VIDEO AND THEYLL BE SO BLOWN AWAY AND EVERYONE CAN ENJOY CARNE ASADA TACOS FOREVER

COLD PASTA SALAD COUPLA RED HOTS CHILI SLUDGE HASH BROWNS LAYERS AND LAYERS OF DECADENCE ITS THE NEW YORK GARBAGE PLATE FUCKOS DIG IN!

CHILE RELLENOS IS VERY HARD TO SAY FOR ME BUT KINDA EASY TO MAKE MAYBE BUT VERY EASY TO EAT DEFINITELY I TOOK YOUR SUGGESTIONS AND WE'RE ALL JUST TRYING OUR BEST COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

BRING THE OCEAN TO YOU GO TO THE SUPERMARKET FISHMARKET MAKE CIOPPINO A LIL SEAFOOD STEW DIP YOUR CHEESY CRUSTY GRILLED CHEESE IN IT SLURP IT UP SWIM IN IT COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

STEAK AU POIVRE FOR YA FREAKS THROW ANY STEAK ON THE @MADEIN GRIDDLE FRY SOME FRITES BONJOUR COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

IVE NEVER MADE A PAELLA BEFORE BUT I GAVE IT A TRY AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT ITS ALL ABOUT THE RICE THE CRISP AND THE CRUNCH LETS JUST TRY AND GET IT COOKIN SOMETHIN

BAJA TACO TIME YA FREAKS BATTERED FISH FRESH PICO DE GALLO CRISP CABBAGE AND SOME CREMA MAKE IT ALL YOURSELF EXCEPT MAYBE NOT THE TORTILLAS UNLESS YOURE REALLY GOOD AT IT AND HAVE THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT BUT ALSO MAYBE ITS JUST EASIER TO BUY THEM WE'RE COOKIN' SOMETHIN’

CHICKEN PARM SANDWICH MAKE THIS FOR ANYONE AND THEYLL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY CRISP CRUNCH CHICKEN SAUCY CHEESEY WHOA MAMA COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

DROP THE CURTAINS THIS IS THE REAL COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’ NO MOVIE MAGIC NO SPECIAL EFFECTS JUST ME TRYING MY BEST!!!!!

HUSH PUPS WITH STICKY RIBS IS THE ONLY WAY LET IT COAT YOUR TEETH SUCK IT OFF THE BONE LICK YOUR FINGERS CLEAN COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

LAMB AND CHICKEN LIVE AND LOVE TOGETHER IN SHAWARMA HARMONY WRAP IT UP AND FIRE IT DOWN THE GULLET COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

BITE INTO THIS BREAKFAST SANDWICH LAYERS AND LAYERS OF CRISPY BACONS SAUSAGE PATTIES AMERICAN CHEESE AVOCADO AND THE BREAKFAST SAUCE DONT FORGET THE BREAKFAST SAUCE ITS ALL FOOD GROUPS IN YOUR MOUTH EAT IT FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH OR DINNER!

COOKIN' SOMETHIN' SOFT ON SOFT ON SOFT SWEDISH MEATBALLS TAKE YOUR TEETH OUT SINK YOUR GUMS IN IT

MAKE GOAT QUESABIRRIA AT HOME! YA EVER SEE ME MEASURE ANYTHING NO COOK FROM YOUR HEART DIP YOURSELF IN CONSOMÉ TAKE A LAP COOKIN’ SOMETHIN’

IM GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT TO DO WITH ALL YOUR THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS WASTE NOT WANT NOT THANK ME LATER YOU'RE WELCOME COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

BONJOUR BEEF BOURGUIGNON TOAST YOUR TOOTS MASH YOUR POTATOES BROWN YOUR BEEF WARM UP INSIDE OUTSIDE ALL AROUND COOKIN' SOMETHIN'

I DID IT I MADE THE BEEF WELLINGTON I'M SORRY GORDO I TRIED MY BEST NOBODY'S PERFECT AND THAT'S OKAY THIS COOKIN' SOMETHIN' IS A LESSON IN PATIENCE THANK YOU GORDO LETS GO FOR A RIDE!

GET YOUR DRY ASS CREMATED TURKEY OFF THE TABLE AND SLAM THIS KOREAN FRIED TURKEY MERRY CHRISTMAS DONT DISAPPOINT YOUR FAMILY ITS TIME FOR GOOD TIDINGS AND CHEER HAPPY HOLIDAYS START COOKIN' SOMETHIN'!

ITS THE BANQUET BURGER BEEF BATTLE IS IT GONNA BE THE A5 WAGYU PATTY OR THE KINDA GREY GROUND BEEF THIS IS MY SIREN SONG THIS IS SCIENCE FIND OUT THE ANSWERS TO ALL YOUR SOUL SUCKING QUESTIONS ON COOKIN' SOMETHIN' !!!!