Seincast

"Why does this dummy have a bucket on its head?" Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Junk Mail", the fifth episode of season nine, as well as...the Costanza family tree, Three Days of the Condor, and the nocturnal dirt people.

"Well, we've officially bottomed out." Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Merv Griffin Show", the sixth episode of season nine, as well as...sidling at home, Kramer's high school days, and that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy.

"But where does the meat go?" Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Slicer", the seventh episode of season nine, as well as...the first appearance of Daniel von Bargen as Mr. Kruger, growing up on the Seinfeld set, and what Mr. Potato Guy actually looks like.

"Goodnight, Jugdish." Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Betrayal", the eighth episode of season nine, as well as...destination weddings, Newman's birthday wishes, and the dangers of a dirty soda can.

"I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater!" Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Apology", the ninth episode of season nine, as well as...shower habits, Jerry's Oedipus complex, and how to make those radish roses.

"It's a Festivus miracle!" Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Strike", the tenth episode of season nine, as well as...the real origins of Festivus, Tim Whatley's final appearance, and whatever happened to Elaine's horse.

"High five." Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Dealership", the eleventh episode of season nine, as well as...favorite flying cars, some of Kramer's original errands, and cookie vs nougat.

"Hey, Silvio, look at Jerry here, prancing around in his coat with his purse. Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy!" Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Reverse Peephole", the twelfth episode of season nine, as well as...wallet policy, low-calorie sweeteners, and fur coats throughout the series.

"Yeah, well, I got a complaint. This cartoon stinks." Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Cartoon", the thirteenth episode of season nine, as well as...the possibility of a Seinfeld revival, the return of Sally Weaver, and that ghost boy from Three Men and a Baby.

"Fredo was weak and stupid. He shouldn't have eaten that key!" Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Strongbox", the fourteenth episode of season nine, as well as...last meals, talking to plants, and the mystery of Blue Arrow.

"Remember, ma'am, a vote for me is a vote for Kramer." Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Wizard", the fifteenth episode of season nine, as well as...Larry's golf game, Michael Keaton impressions, and another solarium?

"Well...I've got gonorrhea." Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Burning", the sixteenth episode of season nine, as well as...toe thumbs, high notes, and favorite Puddy/Mickey moments.

"To the Idiot-mobile!" Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Bookstore", the seventeenth episode of season nine, as well as...Seinfeld Night 5 with the BK Cyclones, a scrapped Kramer storyline, and Sloppy Joe Goddbiff.

"Oh, I was unstoppable. Perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella. Just the right amount of grease on the joy stick." Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Frogger", the eighteenth episode of season nine, as well as...Jason Alexander's recent performance in NJ, another scrapped Kramer storyline, and whatever you call those electricity holes.

"Well, there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum." Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Maid", the nineteenth episode of season nine, as well as...childhood nicknames, the nexus of the universe, and power-washing porn.

"That's gotta hurt!" Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Puerto Rican Day", the twentieth episode of season nine, as well as...the flag controversy, alternate finale ideas, and Sunday weekend wind-downs.

Vinnie and Matt discuss "The Chronicle", the twenty-first and twenty-second episodes of season nine, and bid farewell to the rest of the final season.

Vinnie and Matt discuss "The Chronicle", the twenty-first and twenty-second episodes of season nine, and bid farewell to the rest of the series.

"Yeah, there's something in the air today. Can you feel it? There's something in the air." Vinnie and Matt discuss "The Finale, Part 1", the twenty-third episode of season nine...

"The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt..." Vinnie and Matt discuss the final episode of Seinfeld.