Seincast

"Well, you're as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job." Come back to bed, you big hairy ape, and bring back that box of Danish because we're discussing the ninth episode from season three, "The Nose Job!"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!" Heat up some Yankee beans and liquefy a batch of cookies because we are discussing the tenth episode of season three, "The Alternate Side" (aka Jerry's least favorite episode)!

"I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office." Welcome to our discussion of the eleventh episode from season three, "The Red Dot," brought to you by Hennigan's, the scotch that goes down smooth. And afterwards you don't even smell. On this week's show, Vinnie and Matt discuss the reas...boy, this is damn good scotch. I just had three shots and I don't even smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's, the no-smell, no-tell, scotch.

"I will show you the Stooges." We highly recommend listening to our discussion of the twelfth episode from season three, "The Suicide," with a plate of Drake's Coffee Cakes. Full size or junior, your call.

"42nd street. Change for the D and the double R, the 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, the C, K, and F train." You don't have to be heading to a big interview, a lesbian wedding, the courthouse, or Coney Island in order to enjoy our discussion of the thirteenth episode from season three, "The Subway!" But if you make it to the OTB office, put a sawbuck on Captain Nemo in the third at Belmont for us.

"We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get. You gotta get the hand right from the opening." Why go to the park and fly and a kite when you can just pop a PEZ? We've got hand coming out our gloves this week because we're discussing the fourteenth episode from season three, "The Pez Dispenser!" Apologies, Matt had a sore throat this episode from screaming at hecklers all night. The last time he opens for a rodeo.

"And you want to be my latex salesman." Game 6. Airport drives. Big Macs. Second spitter theory. Latex. It doesn't get any better than this. We're discussing the fifteenth and sixteenth episode from season three, "The Boyfriend!"

"I can't believe it. I'm a father. I did it! My boys can swim!" Not crazy, funny. Not fat, powerful. Not bald, balding. We cover all the details in our discussion of the seventeenth episode from season three, "The Fix-Up!"

We saw "Fish in the Dark," the new Broadway play written by and starring Larry David! Join us as we discuss the story, cast, and overall experience seeing "Curb Your Enthusiasm" live. This review is spoiler-free, although we do give away the basic plot. Apologies for any audio issues, we were crowded around one mic this time around.

"She's a Nazi, George. A Nazi!" The Knicks are playing the Bulls tonight! The fate of the world depends on the outcome of this...game in our discussion the eighteenth episode from season three, "The Limo."

"You are sooo good-looking." We'll never understand this Good Samaritan business. You don't have to help anybody. That's what this country is all about. We've got a lot to discuss this week as Jason Alexander directs the nineteenth episode from season three, "The Good Samaritan."

"Fight for her, Jerry! She's sure as hell fighting for you!" What do you see? A man-child crying out for love? A sexually-depraved miscreant? A parasite? This week, we cover baseball, squiggle art, and "Chapter Two" in our discussion of the twentieth episode from season three, "The Letter!"

"Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony." You always have to know everything that's going on, don't you? If we don't tell you, it will kill you, won't it? You have to know, you must know! Okay, we'll tell you, but your begging needs a lot of work. This week, we're discussing the twenty-first episode from season three, "The Parking Space!"

"He packed it up and split for the coast. La-La Land. L.A." Do you have a job? You got money? Do you have a woman? Do you have any prospects? You got anything on the horizon? Do you have any action at all? Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning? If you answered "no" to any of those questions, then stop wasting your life and join us as we discuss the twenty-second and final episode of season three, "The Keys!"

We're changing things up this week on Seincast. Before we head towards the glory that is season 4, we look back on some of our favorite (and least favorite) episodes and characters from the first three seasons. We also cover our favorite superhero references, find our cutest Elaine moments, and answer some of your questions posted on Facebook and Twitter.

"All right, so that's one tuck...and one no-tuck." Ladies and gentlemen...we implore you to take a journey with us into the glory that is Season 4 with our discussion of the first episode, "The Trip, Part 1!"

"Hello, 911? How are you?" Kramer convicted of murder? Tuna salad with tarragon? Cops eating Milanos? What kind of crazy town is this? We find out in our discussion of the second episode from season 4, "The Trip, Part 2!"

"I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: NOTHING." It begins...the breakthrough season! Since we're covering two episodes this week, we went twice as long. For your own sanity, we recommend taking breaks every twenty minutes or so. But hope you enjoy our discussion of the third and fourth episodes from season four, "The Pitch" and "The Ticket"!

"My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!" How could anyone not like Seinfeld? It is a wonderful, wonderful show. Everybody likes it. It's impossible not to like it. Impossible! Enjoy our discussion of the fifth episode from season four, "The Wallet"!

"Seinfeld" streaming finds a home on Hulu! We're discussing our thoughts on the matter and taking a few of your questions.

"Have we been intimate?" What we have here, listeners, is...an extraordinary situation. You better believe it. We're discussing the sixth episode from season four, "The Watch"!

"He lives in a bubble!" Moops. Moors. MOOPS...MOORS... We're discussing one of the all-time classics, the seventh episode from season four, "The Bubble Boy"!

"That's not offensive. It's abnormal, but it's not offensive." We laid out our panties, lit our Cuban cigars, and discussed the (highly underrated) eighth episode from season four, "The Cheever Letters!"

"A crazy clown is after you? Oh, that's rich." Seincast, get your Seincast right here! Crazy Joe Davola is putting the kibosh on the Seinfeld gang. Maybe you'll do the same to us after hearing our discussion of the ninth episode from season four, "The Opera"!

"I'm looking at a guy in a semi-daily with Tampax in his house and an implied date on Saturday night." Reorganize your closet with some hooks and order some pea pods with extra MSG because we're talking about the tenth episode from season four, "The Virgin!"

"But the question is...are you still master of your domain?" We're talking about THE episode, the gold standard, the king of the county, the lord of the manor, the queen of the castle, the eleventh episode from season four, "The Contest"! Also, we debate the rules of said contest which includes a lot of bawdy talk, i.e. masturbation, sex, and orgasms!

"If you wanna make this plane, you gotta run like a man. Get your knees up!" Airport pickups, fudge distribution, duty-free shops, kosher food...so much to talk about this week as we cover the twelfth episode from season four, "The Airport"!

"You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? All right, here, here's your Christmas card!" Is it a scratch...or a pick? Is it Ocean...or the Beach? Is it Elaine...or Nip? Help us figure it out as we discuss the thirteenth episode from season four, "The Pick"! Matt was on "no-sleep, bro," at the time of recording. Apologies for more stumbling than usual.

"Happy Birthday? No such thing." We're disturbed! We're depressed! We're inadequate! We got it all this week in our discussion of the fourteenth episode from season four, "The Visa"!

"We should see 'Rochelle Rochelle'...I hear it's pretty hot." This week, Horse Face, Humpty Dumpty, Frying Pan, and a tall lanky doofus try to catch a movie. We're discussing the fifteenth episode from season four, "The Movie"!

"I'm gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay. Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness." Not that there's anything wrong with that. We're discussing the sixteenth episode (a classic!) from season 4, "The Outing"!

"Get a good look, Costanza?" We're talking peeks and pokes, and sharing some ketchup secrets in our discussion of the seventeenth episode from season four, "The Shoes"!

"Life's too short to waste on you..." We're talking goiters, Sergio Mendes, and bald heads dipped in oil rubbed all over Mrs. Oliver's *boday* in our discussion of the eighteenth episode from season four, "The Old Man"!

"They're real...and they're spectacular." We're putting this episode on a pedestal...or is it on a dental chair? Topics include double-dips, death certificates, and crushing on Teri Hatcher. So much to talk about this week as we break down a Peter Mehlman classic, the nineteenth episode from season four, "The Implant"!

"What are we, John Dillinger? How did this get to be the crime of the century?" Love the Drake? Or hate the Drake? Maybe you're just lukewarm. We're covering cheap wheelchairs, mall parking, and the debut of the one and only, Frank Costanza, in our discussion of the twentieth episode from season four, "The Handicap Spot"!

"Alright, alright, just let me finish my coffee...then we'll watch them go slice this fat bastard up." Celeste...Kest...Rest...Sest...Hest...Mulva, is it Mulva?! We try to figure out what name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy and whether or not peppermint chocolate goes well with movie popcorn in our discussion of the twenty-first episode from season four "The Junior Mint"! Once in awhile, technology fails us and we have to use different software to record. Apologies for the dip in audio quality this week.

"Oh, this isn't even BO. This is beyond BO. It's BBO." This week, George drives women to lesbianism while Kramer brings them back. Meanwhile, Jerry and Elaine get stinky. Topics include our least favorite smells, lesbianing, and how to recycle magazines as we discuss the twenty-second episode from season four, "The Smelly Car"!

"Did he just steal the raisins?" The pilot's on! We're discussing bran flakes (100%), guest stars, and seeing people run for their lives in Part 1 of the brilliant season four finale, "The Pilot"!

"...because he's MY butler!" We're wrapping up our discussion of the season four finale, "The Pilot", and tackling hot button issues like muffin tops, new sneakahs, and what prop we'd "borrow" from the show.

Vinnie and Matt bid farewell to Season 4 by discussing some of their favorite (and least favorite) episodes/characters/moments. They also reveal their top 20 episodes of "Seinfeld" from the first four seasons and answer your questions from Twitter and Facebook.

Seinfeld writer Tom Leopold joins us this week to discuss his career in comedy, working with show biz legends (despite being a legend himself), and the origins of "The Cafe", "The Suicide", "The Boyfriend", and "The Cheever Letters".

Writer Peter Mehlman returns to discuss his (season 2-4) episodes, "The Apartment", "The Nose Job", "The Good Samaritan", "The Virgin", "The Visa", "The Implant", and "The Smelly Car"!

We're back, baby! We're back! Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Mango", the first episode of season five, as well as...what we've been up to during our month off, a possible ninth season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm", and orgasms orgasms orgasms!

"May I have one of those, madam?" Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Glasses", the second episode of season five, as well as...who we'd like to see on Comedians in Cars Season 7, the debut of writing partners Tom Gammill & Max Pross, and whether or not Amy was swapping spit up with cousin Jeffrey.

"But I don't wanna be a pirate!" Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Puffy Shirt", the third episode of season five, as well as...horror movies featuring Seinfeld actors, the first network appearance of Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza, and bologna on white with ketchup.

"Here's to feeling good all the time." Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Sniffing Accountant", the fourth episode of season five, as well as...Larry David on SNL (and his daughter's Instagram), which of Kramer's beer guzzling takes was better, and not one...not two...but three double-dippers! Note: this was one of our late-night records, so we're a bit more loopy than usual.

"Believe me, Jerry, somewhere in this hospital the anguished oink of pig-man cries for help." Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Bris", the fifth episode of season five, as well as...Jason Alexander's reaction to the script, Elaine's upper class upbringing, and whether Jerry or Kramer does the better Don Corleone impression.

"How about six? Six is good. You got a problem with six?" Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Lip Reader", the sixth episode of season five, as well as...the incomparable writing of Carol Leifer, the radiant presence of Marlee Matlin, and the Jumble. Hey, does Pendant make a book of Jumbles?

"Hey, another round of strawberry for me and my friends!" Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Non-Fat Yogurt", the seventh episode of season five, as well as...how it aired just two days after Giuliani's win, Larry David's recent appearance on SNL, and swearing, lots of swearing.

"That Johnny Depp, he make-a me cry!" Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Barber", the eighth episode of season five, as well as...the original Elaine and Three Brothers storyline, several (potential) Seinfeld firsts, and whether or not Mr. Tuttle actually hired George.

"Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother!" Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Masseuse", the ninth episode of season five, as well as...the small screen debut of Jennifer Coolidge, how Lisa Edelstein would have been a perfect cast regular, and what we're most thankful for on Jon Voight Day. (Spoilers: it's you for listening!)

"Is that 'The Twilight Zone' you're watching? Ooh, this is a good one." Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Cigar Store Indian", the tenth episode of season five, as well as...Jerry's 2016 stand-up residency "The Homestand", the Hulu apartment set coming to LA, and what the Seinfeld cast did for the family of James Anthony Calder.

"Fungicide...fungus?" Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Conversion", the eleventh episode of season five, as well as...the passing of Seinfeld Executive Producer Howard West, what religion(s) the Costanzas practice, and the original ending with Bonkers the cat.

"I don't have a square to spare." Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Stall", the twelfth episode of season five, as well as...Jerry's possible involvement with the return of MST3K, who's to blame for Tony's fall, and the original final scene of Elaine rock-climbing.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends..." Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Marine Biologist", the thirteenth episode of season five, as well as...the upcoming seventh season of "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee", Julia's injury while filming, and how the classic George monologue came to be.

"Look to the cookie, Elaine...look to the cookie." Vinnie & Matt discuss "The Dinner Party", the fourteenth episode of season five, as well as...the worst kind of hair to find on your food, whether Larry David lent his voice more than once this week, and that it's not for sale...FRAN-CIS.