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Jer performs a little musical number to show that even videogame fanboys have a romantic side, even if it can only be expressed in terms of video games.

Canadaman may have foiled Evil Inc.'s plan to increase animosity between English and French speaking Canadians by titling video games in French first but he can not stop operation Trick or DOOM. Too bad Paul has not though of what operation Trick or DOOM is yet. His ideas of spoiling the pumpkin crop and disrupting the firework supply are somewhat impractical as it is Halloween night already. Even his plan of swapping kids candy is foiled by Canadaman.

CSI investigates its own after the brutal theft and consumption of a lab tech's sandwich inside CSI headquarters.

The Warriors of Darkness and Steve aren't getting along as well as they used to, and the friction is building up.

To ruin one's employment prospects one may: fail to show up on time; be over dressed; be under dressed; be undressed; have too firm of a hand shake; have too soft of a hand shake; have too silly a hand shake; have too urban a handshake; be too eager; be too violent; inflate past service jobs to sound important; have poor phone manner; not be a team player; lack self motivation; be irresponsible in handling cash; be unprofessional in dealing with customers; fail to complete work in a timely manner; make terrible use of time; display a lack of tact in difficult situations; be unwilling to take on new tasks; fail to take directions; show a disregard for loss prevention; lack suitable references; fail a drug test; use the Sam Raimi

Receiving bad news over the phone is never fun. Especially when it's this sort of news. We are shown the many stages of grief experienced when you learn that your penis is broken.

A surprisingly thorough review of Desert Bus.

Paul the Photoshop Wizard appears to help James through his art project. Too bad it is an art history paper.

While James and Morgan discuss Paul's shocking weight gain, Paul makes a discovery: their hotel keycards don't work. Jer's exit provides a quickly-fleeting opportunity for entry, and he's no longer allowed to have keycards after ninja-flicking everyone in the head. Graham has the only other key, but it's been confiscated for his bad behaviour. What Would Wil Wheaton Do?

These fragments of Christmas Day TV broadcasts will bring jagged shards of joy into your heart.

On Action 9 News Graham and Paul announce that LoadingReadyRun is going on strike against the Writers Guild of America strike.

Graham desperately needs to leave his current residence, but most of the options aren't very appealing. Then he finds an opportunity that's almost too good to be true...

Working on a Sunday sucks, but what The Boss wants, The Boss gets. Especially when The Boss created the heavens and the earth.

When your boss' computer has an irreparable error and your job is on the line, to whom can you turn? That's right, Ned Bitterman!

Matt and James drop the ball over LoadingReadyRun's secret announcement: Updates are now on Mondays!

A parody of a FOX News' segment on Mass Effect, Action 9 News interviews an expert on children and video games (Paul) and a video game expert (Matt) on the sex in Mass Effect

Graham can't download anything because Matt is using up all the internets.

Paul is seemingly appalled by the lack of effort displayed by his class.

For those days when you can never seem to be warm enough. Ways to keep warm: overclock a lighter; light a fire; light self on fire; friction; shared body heat; hot coffee; Hot Coffee mod; shared body friction; red ring; shared body friction fire; pyrokinesis; defeat Heatman; liar liar; space heater; spaaaaace heater; wrap up warm; positive thought; time travel.

At Kei-kon 2008, Kathleen attempts change Graham's mind about anime. Despite watching Dragon Ball Z as a child Graham does not like anime. Neither inplasable premises or hentai cause Graham to change his mind. He makes the mistake of broadcasting his dislike and is chased from the convention.

James is an alcoholic, Morgan is a coke addict, Ash is a kleptomaniac, Ben is deathly afraid of stuffed animals, and Paul has anger management issues. Too bad their town is too small to have separate support groups.

In the name of doing things 'just because they are awesome', LoadingReadyRun put everything you should not put in a microwave into a microwave.

A house divided against itself cannot stand. So we have to pick sides in the Format Wars.

Graham makes sure that potential employee Morgan is the right man for the job via several unconventional tests.

A multinational corporation notorious for making poor decisions sees its main resource, Phail, mined clean. They face the frighting prospect of making good decisions.

Ever wonder how call centers work or utterly fail to? Well, now you know!

Mr. Jones (Paul) goes to meet the bishop (Graham). Too bad a fan (Matt) cuts in claiming that he is '1337' since he thinks that he is the first to view the video because the view counter is at zero. Graham and Paul are forced to break the forth wall to explain that the view counter is updated irregularly and that likely hundreds of people will see the video while the counter is still at zero. Mr. Barnes (Paul) goes to see the bishop. The bishop is happy to inform Mr. Barns that he has been accepted into the priesthood and is unlikely both to molest someone or be taken up on a molestation offer. Mr. Barnes however learns that the priesthood is not what he was expecting, what with secret bible with the naughty pictures, the Pope's steel chair cage match with the Muslim Pope over Indonesia and the cherry flavored diet Blood of Christ drink. He flees before he can learn about naughty nun Fridays, John the Baptist moistened condoms and Body of Christ snack cakes.

Action 9 News reports on the petition to force Uwe Boll to stop making movies. Graham weighs in, reversing his earlier statements, to say that Dr Boll should be allowed to continue to make movies since his movies are so useful they are useful as weapons, as a form of torture and as a way to keep Jehovah's Witnesses away.

A spoof of this trailer for Grand Theft Auto Four.

A parody of the Iron Man trailer.

Matt presents his three easy steps to becoming a son of a bitch: firstly, use my toothpaste; secondly, use my goddamn toothpaste; thirdly, use my goddamn fucking toothpaste.

James has failed to understand Paul's pictographic shopping list, and has purchased bagels instead of doughnuts. Paul explains that certain bagels are the cause of household accidents. Hilarity ensues.

Graham interviews Uwe Boll. No, it's not a skit - it's really Uwe Boll. Boll talks about the movie industry and his movies and to the surprise of many does not come across as a raving lunatic.

Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition has received criticism for "dumbing down" some key aspects of gameplay, but Scott Rouse and Mike Mearls confirm that this was not their intention; Wizards of the Coast intend to dumb down all aspects of gameplay.

Several unlikely candidates try out to be a boss in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid 4 game. Some of them we have seen before.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when we can't make up plausible excuses to tell our boss.

Success has gone to Graham's head, and he's become a total jerk. Paul must carry out the sacred duty entrusted to him if ever this dark day should come...

Graham and the crew present their reasons why the Canadian national anthem should be abandoned in favour of their new (more accurate) version.

This film explains how Scrumbridge Farms goes Right to the Source and mines their ice cream from underground deposits in the Canadian Arctic, the natural, organic way of producing ice cream.

Bill makes his triumphant return from fighting ninjas to kill Jer as a test of his loyalty.

Even unannounced video game mascots deserve an even break.

Take a look behind the scenes of one of this year's most exciting XBox Live Arcade games.

Two colonels (Morgan and Matt) are too interested in the new iPhone to pay any heed to the imminent warnings of impending doom.

The horror of seeing roommate Skeletor's penis is immortalized in this epic song.

Violations include: public nuisance: clothing too loud; encouragement of douchebag; failure to adequately restrain douchebag; douchebaggery (excessive); improper use of pelvis; failure to display booty; possession of a booty by a minor; wear hat with out due care and attention; gettin dun told without insurance; failure to provide 'oh snap'; operate defective robot; dance fighting in public view; failure to remain at the scene of a dance fight; contravention of men's room etiquette; failure to close the deal; bribing an office with a mediocre cocktail; commit justifiable party foul; commit extreme Sam Raimi; impersonating an officer.

The portentous and terrifying appearance of "ghost bears" in "Too Human" leads to a discussion of anti-bear tactics in the inevitable inter-species war. Guest starring Future Matt, Future Graham, and iKathleen.

If you actually enjoyed those 'Movies', here is combination of these with even lower production values and even less humorous jokes.

Paul is hiding something under his ridiculous hat, a tiny family of somethings in fact.

Sketches include: Officer Rodriguez and Detective Riley, It's a Bird, Bad Pick-up Lines, Professor Plackett, Elect Andrew Shepard and Warriors of Darkness.

Jer attempts to practice for an open-mic-night, while Matt tries to beat Morgan at his own game.

Sketches include: Officer Rodriguez and Detective Riley, James vs Bill, Transformers, Bad Pick-up Lines, Shush Guy, Cynical Professor, Elect Andrew Shepard, and being 'fridged'.

The Action 9 News Team returns to dazzle you all with it's thorough scientific knowledge and understanding. Also: Hamsters.

Sketches include: Officer Rodriguez and Detective Riley, Bad Pick-up Lines, Shush Guy, Elect Andrew Shepard, the Warriors of Darkness, Church bells, Explanations and being 'Fridg'd!'.

Ice Tray walks out on 64K, so they run a gameshow to find a replacement. Jeremy Michaels hosts, and contestants include KillahByte, the Warriors of Darkness, HazMatt, Paul, Nerf Gun Bongo & Flatulence Goldfish, Muscles Santa, and Toast. Killahbyte wins out over Paul and HazMatt, to the surprise of all involved, especially since he was eliminated 5 weeks ago and since Evil Inc. tried to fix the vote for Paul....