The Honeymooners

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1x1
The New Bowling Ball
Episode overview
With Ralph eager to get to the lanes, he gets his new bowling ball stuck on his thumb. After Ralph finally gets it off with the help of Alice and Ed, he realizes his thumb is too swollen .. show full overview
1x2
The Turkey
Episode overview
Not available. This sketch is still considered to be lost. Alice misplaces her wedding ring, Ralph thinks a turkey ate it.
1x3
The Lost Baby
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Ralph gets a taste of fatherhood when he finds an abandoned baby on the bus. This episode features the first of many times Ralph & Ed would do the filling of the rubber glove with milk .. show full overview
1x4
The Quiz Show
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Ralph and Alice are contestants on a radio quiz show. This is a remake of "The Quiz Show" (12/14/51). Ralph blames Alice for blowing their chance at the big prize on a radio quiz .. show full overview
1x5
Masquerade (aka Halloween Party)
Episode overview
Not available. This sketch is still considered lost. The Kramdens and Nortons dress up for a Halloween party.
1x6
The Cold
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Ralph has a cold and Alice is nursing him back to health. She slips and tells Ralph that she took out a life insurance policy on him. Ralph has a fit and accuses her of wanting him to .. show full overview
1x7
The Pickles
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Alice drags Ralph shopping all over the neighborhood and spends his entire paycheck, leaving him with no allowance. A delivery man brings an anniversary present that Ralph had delivered .. show full overview
1x8
Jellybeans
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A local furniture store is having a guess-how-many-jellybeans-are-in-the-jar contest. Ralph wants to win the $100, so he buys a similar jar and thousands of jellybeans. Alice has wanted .. show full overview
1x9
The Missing Pair of Pants
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This episode has no summary.
1x10
Six Months To Live
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When Ralph finds a letter from a doctor he believes the information in it leaves him with only six months to live. After some time to reflect, it's Alice that explains that the letter is .. show full overview
1x11
Christmas Party
Episode overview
The Kramdems have a Christmas party, and several of Gleason's other characters drop in. This sketch is still considered lost.
1x12
Glow Worm Cleaning
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Alice has been picked to appear in a magazine ad for Glow Worm sink cleaner. Ralph is against the idea until he thinks that he is going to be in the ad too. An executive from the ad .. show full overview
1x13
Alice Plays Cupid
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Ralph is bringing home George, the traffic manager, for supper. Alice decides to play cupid and invited Henrietta from the Ladies' Auxiliary. Ralph wants to score points with George .. show full overview
1x14
Suspense
Episode overview
Alice is in the bedroom rehearsing for a play with Trixie in which a woman plots to kill her husband. Ralph and Ed walk in and overhear them. Ralph thinks she wants to kill him. The .. show full overview
1x15
Lost Job
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The Kramdens and Nortons planned a dinner date at the Royal Chinese Gardens. Alice finds a pink slip in Ralph's pay envelope. Ralph is angry and reminisces about his 12 years as a bus .. show full overview
1x16
Anniversary Gift
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It's the Kramdens anniversary and Alice gave Ralph $25 to buy a suede coat that he wants. Ralph has bought Alice a box for hairpins made out of 2000 matches glued together. They decide .. show full overview
1x17
Income Tax
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Ralph is filling out his tax return but is going crazy because he doesn't know what he's doing. Finally, he figures out that he owes Uncle Sam $15. The only money Ralph has saved up is .. show full overview
1x18
Alice's Aunt Ethel
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Alice's Aunt Ethel arrives for a short stay but, according to Ralph, she is packing more luggage than someone leaving for Africa. As always, Ralph gets the short end of the stick and has .. show full overview
1x19
What's Her Name?
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The Kramdens and Nortons have just been to the movies. Alice tells Ralph that she wishes he would be more like Ronald Coleman. Ralph replies that he'd be more like Coleman if Alice was .. show full overview
1x20
Lunchbox
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Ralph comes home from work complaining about the food that Alice packed him for lunch. He says the food was not only horrible but there also wasn't enough of it. Frankie, another bus .. show full overview
1x21
Easter Hats
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This episode has no summary.
1x22
Hot Tip
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Ralph, Alice, and Ed are going to the racetrack. When word gets out, a bunch of people ask Ralph to place bets for them. When word about the bets gets around the neighborhood, the police .. show full overview
1x23
Norton Moves In
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The Nortons have had their apartment painted and they can't stand the smell of paint. Trixie comes down at 3am and asks if they can stay down there for the night. Ralph ends up sleeping .. show full overview
1x24
Ralph's Diet
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Mrs. Raferty is throwing a surprise party for her husband and while Ralph isn't home, she asks Alice to hide the turkey and cake in her apartment. She asks the Kramdens to attend the .. show full overview
1x25
Dinner Guest
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Ralph invited Freddie Muller and his wife over for dinner. Freddie is in charge of giving out the upcoming promotions at the bus company so Ralph is trying to make a pitch for himself. .. show full overview
1x26
Manager of the Baseball Team
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Alice is worried because Ralph is late getting home from work. When he finally comes home, he's carrying gifts for Alice and Norton along with champagne. Ralph thinks he is getting .. show full overview
1x27
Alice's Birthday
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This episode has no summary.
1x28
Dorsey Brothers Show
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Not available. This sketch is still considered lost.
1x29
Prowler
Episode overview
A prowler has been spotted in the building. Alice is so scared that she can't sleep, so she makes Ralph stay up with her and barricade the door. Norton comes banging on the door and .. show full overview
1x30
Guest Speaker
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Ralph got a message that he has to speak at the next Racoon. He has a fit because Alice took his uniform pants to the cleaners and he has nothing to wear. Ralph writes a speech and tries .. show full overview
1x31
Vacation at Fred's Landing
Episode overview
The Kramdens amd the Nortons are going on vacation. The girls want to go to Atlantic City. However the guys want to go to Fred's Landing.
1x32
Glow Worm Cleaning Powder
Episode overview
Alice has been picked to appear in a magazine ad for Glow Worm sink cleaner. Ralph is against the idea until he thinks that he is going to be in the ad too. An executive from the ad .. show full overview
1x1
TV or Not TV
Episode overview
Ralph and Norton buy a T.V. set together and constantly fight over what to watch.
1x2
Funny Money
Episode overview
Ralph finds a suitcase on his bus that contains counterfeit money, only to be sought out by those who printed it.
1x3
The Golfer
Episode overview
Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and of course the situation turns into a disaster.
1x4
A Woman's Work Is Never Done
Episode overview
Tired of Ralph's endless domestic complaints, Alice takes a job and leaves a maid to take care of the housework.
1x5
A Matter of Life and Death
Episode overview
When Ralph thinks he's dying and sells the story to a magazine, he discovers it was a dog who was sick instead.
1x6
The Sleepwalker
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Norton is sleepwalking and Ralph gets stuck looking after him.
1x7
Better Living Through TV
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Ralph and Norton go on television to sell a kitchen utensil.
1x8
Pal o' Mine
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Ralph's feelings are bruised when Ed buys a ring for one of his pals on the sewer crew.
1x9
Brother Ralph
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After making a suggestion at work, Ralph is fired. Alice takes a job as a secretary but tells her boss that Ralph is her brother.
1x10
Hello, Mom
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Ralph sleeps at the Nortons' to avoid his visiting mother-in-law.
1x11
The Deciding Vote
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Norton is the deciding vote in the lodge's election for convention manager.
1x12
Something Fishy
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Ralph and Norton don't want to take their wives on a lodge fishing trip.
1x13
'Twas the Night Before Christmas
Episode overview
Ralph hocks his bowling ball to get Alice a present after someone else gets her the same thing he had gotten for her.
1x14
The Man from Space
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When the Kramdens and Nortons enter a Raccoon costume contest, a feud arises between Ralph and Ed.
1x15
A Matter of Record
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Ralph cuts a record to sweet-talk Alice after insulting her mother.
1x16
Oh My Aching Back
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Ralph hurts his back at a bowling tournament the night before his physical exam.
1x17
The Baby Sitter
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Ralph is furious when Alice has a telephone installed, until he finds out how she paid for it. Alice is babysitting to pay for the phone and now Ralph is madder than mad: Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.
1x18
The $99,000 Answer
Episode overview
Ralph goes on a quiz show, assigned the category of popular music.
1x19
Ralph Kramden, Inc.
Episode overview
Ralph is named in a millionaire's will, but finds he was simply left a pet bird named Fortune.
1x20
Young at Heart
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When Alice and Trixie complain about not doing things young people do, Ralph and Norton take them dancing and rollerskating
1x21
A Dog's Life
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Ralph feeds his boss dog food, thinking that it is an appetizer that Alice made.
1x22
Here Comes the Bride
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After Ralph advises him to be the head of his household, a lodge brother has his wife (Alice's sister) in tears.
1x23
Mama Loves Mambo
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A new neighbor wears out his welcome teaching good manners and the mambo.
1x24
Please Leave the Premises
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The Kramdens and the Nortons fight a rent increase, though Ralph is the only one who really wants to fight.
1x25
Pardon My Glove
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Alice is getting the apartment redecorated for free, but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.
1x26
Young Man with a Horn
Episode overview
Ralph tries to hit the high note on a civil-service exam as well as on his coronet.
1x27
Head of the House
Episode overview
Ralph tells a newspaper that he's head of his household and then has to prove it to a coworker.
1x28
The Worry Wart
Episode overview
Requested by the IRS to clear something up on his tax return, Ralph drives himself crazy.
1x29
Trapped
Episode overview
Ralph captures two thugs that followed him home after he had witnessed a holdup.
1x30
The Loudspeaker
Episode overview
Ralph writes a speech because he thinks he's going to be Racoon of the Year, but it turns out to be Norton who wins the award.
1x31
On Stage
Episode overview
Ralph, Alice and Ed are in a Raccoon play, and Ralph expects to be a big star.
1x32
Opportunity Knocks, But
Episode overview
Ralph and Ed play pool with Ralph's boss and Ed gets a job at the bus company.
1x33
Unconventional Behavior
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Ed handcuffs himself to Ralph on their way to the Raccoon convention.
1x34
The Safety Award
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Ralph has an accident on his way to receiving a "Safest Bus Driver" award.
1x35
Mind Your Own Business
Episode overview
Ed sells irons after Ralph's advice gets him fired from his sewer job. When Ed lies about how much money he's making so that the Kramdens don't feel bad, Ralph also considers selling irons.
1x36
Alice and the Blonde
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Alice and Trixie believe their husbands are neglecting them.
1x37
The Bensonhurst Bomber
Episode overview
Ralph gets into an argument at the pool hall and has to fight a large man at the gym. So he arranges to pretend to knock out a larger man in order to scare the other one.
1x38
Dial J for Janitor
Episode overview
Ralph takes on a job as janitor of his building.
1x39
A Man's Pride
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Ralph tells Alice's ex-boyfriend that he runs things at the bus company.

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