Birdemic 2, the sequel that almost forgets it’s a sequel despite having the characters return. Why did the Giant Jumbo Jellyfish attacked!?

Birds finally show up in James Nguyen’s remake of Sunset Blvd… or the 1st Birdemic, something like that.

A cookie is on the loose at a movie studio? Will anyone survive? Will anyone watching care?

Cabin Fever really surprises us all this time around with a really thoughtful piece about… idiots getting infected with a flesh eating virus.

Somehow the “jokes” go even further downhill and the Gingerdead Man takes a lot of breaks to watch a Carrie Remake.

Uwe Boll tries to time travel back to a time we cared and delivers yet another pointless romp through time with another outdoor king and the brother from Prison Break.

The sequel to Prom Night actually only had that label forced on it and features A GHOST!

Prom Night 3 was made by the same people as the 2nd… and couldn’t feel any further from that being the case.

The adventures of a cheating boy and his ghost continue as the cover up more murder then go to hell.

The adventures of a cheating boy and his ghost continue as the cover up more murder then go to hell.

A tale retold many times… mostly because of the Disney version but few can really capture how Beauty’s lights were on but no one was home, her father being such an ass and the Beast being a goomba warthog.

If you threaten to kill both her and her father for picking a rose Beauty will pretty much be in love with you right away.

A rip off movie on a PlayStation disc with something that barely qualifies as animation from a German company called: Dingo Pictures.

Character models ripped off from the Lion King must be sort of animated to find diamonds. Make sure to find out all the shocking twists in this part like fathers are your father.

How does The Grudge hold up to the originals Ju-On: The Grudge and a dab of Ju-On: The Curse?

The 2nd Beauty and the Beast by Golden Films doesn’t waste as much time on the father. It wastes it on 3 ghosts that fly into the storybook.

The comic relief ghosts reveal they are actually the Beast’s victims forced to roam the Earth until they get him laid.

You should praise inbred people for they are superior to you in every way. Also anywhere there is a pool is now a resort.

Phelan, Brad and Allison team up to tackle the corporate food mascots coming to life, just to make cameos. Join Charlie Sheen, the dog, Hilary Duff, the cat… woman… thing… and Wayne Brady the ?: IT’S FOODFIGHT!

Phelan, Brad and Allison watch in horror as Mortal Foodfight! turns uglier than ever when Charlie Sheen, the Dog, gets raisin rabies and bites Hilary Duff, the cat.

This cricket was supposed to bring balance to the holidays, not destroy them! If you ever see a cricket on the hearth, RUN!

The luck a cricket brings will completely destroy your life but it’ll sort of level off a bit in time for the holidays!

Another silly Santa Slasher! The absolute perfect Christmas film, but who’s the REAL Santa!? …you’ll probably know immediately.