Phelous and the Movies

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Night of the Lepus
Episode overview
13, 2010
A movie which actually wants you to take bunny rabbits as a SERIOUS, deadly, enemy. Guess they aren’t so cute anymore!…Well actually they look exactly the same.
2x2
I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer
Episode overview
23, 2010
What happens when someone knows the score of last summer’s game? They kill people that bullied them 20 years ago obviously!
2x3
Day of the Dead 2
Episode overview
10, 2010
When there’s no more room in hell garbage sequels will play on earth.
2x4
Automaton Transfusion
Episode overview
17, 2010
Hopefully this film doesn’t really define our culture because that'd be pretty sad.
2x5
Pet Sematary Two
Episode overview
03, 2010
Sometimes dead is MUCH better than a sequel.
2x6
Night of the Living Dead 3D
Episode overview
10, 2010
Human inability to work together creates awful things… IN 3D!
2x7
The Deaths of Ian Stone
Episode overview
17, 2010
Unfortunately Ian only stays dead about the same way as Phelous.
2x8
Cabin Fever 2
Episode overview
24, 2010
Who’s taking who to prom and what is party cop up to? All the questions you never wanted the answers to in Cabin Fever 2!
2x9
The Other Troll 3
Episode overview
31, 2010
The big stars from Troll 2 actually appear in THIS Troll 3. Also known as Ator: Quest for the Mighty Sword!
2x10
Army of Darkness
Episode overview
06, 2010
Some weird movie no one has ever heard of before.
2x11
Hostel
Episode overview
21, 2010
Eli Roth’s improvement from Cabin Fever, he can now offend entire countries.
2x12
Hostel 2
Episode overview
28, 2010
Making the main cast females will improve this right? RIGHT!?
2x13
Death Row
Episode overview
12, 2010
A prison haunted by silly effects and lackluster storylines.
2x14
Brad and Phelan’s Troll 4
Episode overview
20, 2010
They did it! They found Troll 4! OR DID THEY!? Either way Brad and Phelan apparently review it in front of the elevators at the Cameo Hotel.
2x15
Benzaie & Phelous – Humains
Episode overview
28, 2010
Will Benzaie and Phelous survive a french horror movie about neanderthals stealing women in order to reproduce?
2x16
The Reaping
Episode overview
03, 2010
The plague of this film is certainly one which cannot be explained.
2x17
Ghost Ship
Episode overview
09, 2010
Sea Boredom
2x18
Dawn of the Living Dead
Episode overview
16, 2010
Such a clever little rip off title, THAT makes this good right?
2x19
Open Graves
Episode overview
23, 2010
Jumanji? Nah let’s play the knock off killer board game!
2x20
Turistas
Episode overview
30, 2010
Better than Hostel? That’s not saying much.
2x21
DotCom For Murder
Episode overview
07, 2010
As exciting as watching someone playing on the computer can be!
2x22
Pulse
Episode overview
14, 2010
The movie where electronics are SCARY… boo.
2x23
Pulse Again
Episode overview
21, 2010
Pulse, the movie about driving at night and making sense.
2x24
Pulse 2006
Episode overview
28, 2010
There are some movies we were never meant to watch!
2x25
Pulse 2
Episode overview
05, 2010
It’s all about RED… actually it’s all about GREEN (screen).
2x26
Pulse 3
Episode overview
11, 2010
You can’t stop the screening and nonsense plot lines!
2x27
Pulse 2010
Episode overview
18, 2010
With Pulse 3 out of the way it’s time for Pulse… ENOUGH WITH THE PULSES!
2x28
Fatal Pulse
Episode overview
25, 2010
The final pulse and this time it’s FATAL! … What does that even mean?
2x29
Incubus
Episode overview
01, 2010
The first direct-to-download film, how surprising it has no redeeming qualities.
2x30
Silent Hill Homecoming
Episode overview
08, 2010
Homecoming’s missteps prove you really can’t ever go home again… unless your home is the otherworld.
2x31
Case 39
Episode overview
15, 2010
Phelous is put on the case of why this movie was delayed for 4 years.
2x32
Anaconda
Episode overview
22, 2010
The Anaconda has been framed but who did it!? The silly singer, the ice cubes, or the power legs?
2x33
Anacondas
Episode overview
29, 2010
The film of many surprises… for a monkey.
2x34
Anaconda 3
Episode overview
06, 2010
David Hasselhoff fights off giant black CGI snakes which claim to be anacondas.
2x35
Anaconda 4
Episode overview
13, 2010
You won’t believe the silliness the CGi creatures pretending to be Anacondas pull off on Johnny Cage in the final snakedown.
2x36
Stay Alive
Episode overview
20, 2010
If you die in the review, you DIE FOR REAL!
2x37
House of the Dead
Episode overview
27, 2010
Dead Phelous is in a house showing Uwe Boll’s destruction of the House of the Dead.
2x38
House of the Dead 2
Episode overview
03, 2010
How can the sequel possibly hit the lows of it’s predecessor without Uwe Boll? Oh it found a way…
2x39
Dead & Deader
Episode overview
10, 2010
The ALMOST sequel in the HOUSE!!! … of the Dead.
2x40
Silent Hill Again
Episode overview
17, 2010
Phelous returns to the damned Silent Hill film to finish what he started.
2x41
House of the Dead Funny Version
Episode overview
26, 2010
BACK IN THE HOUSE!!!… of the Dead, which sinks to all new lows when it actually tries to be funny!
2x42
Thankskilling
Episode overview
01, 2010
Is there anything to be thankful about in this movie? … Oh what do you think?
2x43
Nightmare City
Episode overview
08, 2010
A movie with “zombie-vampires” a gang of useless characters and void of any coherency, sounds like a DREAM!
2x44
Triangle
Episode overview
15, 2010
Set course for the ship of time loops because contradictions come in waves!
2x45
Black Christmas
Episode overview
22, 2010
This holiday season the word play on SLAY never gets old.
2x46
Cry_Wolf
Episode overview
29, 2010
It’s Cry_Wolf… Nothing is real… or clever… or interesting!

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