Phelous and the Movies

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3x1
Five Across The Eyes
Episode overview
04, 2011
This is NOT a film! It’s a device used to induce headaches!
3x2
Night of the Living Dead 30th Anniversary
Episode overview
22, 2011
It’s Night of the Living Dead with all the additions and changes it never needed!
3x3
Children of the Living Dead
Episode overview
26, 2011
Zombies attack the most forgetful people in the world. Also forget about the children too, they aren’t important.
3x4
La Horde
Episode overview
01, 2011
Phelous, Sad Panda, ChaosD1 and Welshy team up to run around a hotel room while complaining about a french horror movie with zombies and yellow lightning.
3x5
Chain Letter
Episode overview
09, 2011
Who would guess a movie about chain letters would be completely stupid and pointless!? WHAT A SHOCK!
3x6
Quarantine
Episode overview
16, 2011
Zombies… err rabid people attack an apartment building while a cameraman makes sure to get everyone’s death on tape.
3x7
Dead Snow
Episode overview
23, 2011
Nazi Zombies somehow get overshadowed by idiots who suffocate their girlfriends, as a joke, and try to find other ways to almost kill themselves.
3x8
Top 10 8th Doctor Moments
Episode overview
01, 2011
Phelous goes over all the amazing adventures the 8th Doctor had on screen and gives us the best 10!
3x9
Birdemic Part 1
Episode overview
09, 2011
Rod and Nathalie must fight their way through some of the WORST sound and video editing ever so they can get together, but is that a picture of a bird in the distance?
3x10
Birdemic Part 2
Episode overview
12, 2011
The animated gif birds attack and explode because of global warming or something. Will our heroes find enough coat hangers to fend off the limited animation monstrosities?
3x11
The Human Centipede
Episode overview
23, 2011
Phelous reviews The Human Centipede in the room where he drops human centipedes.
3x12
Funny Games Again
Episode overview
30, 2011
A return to Funny Games to talk about it’s “message” and a big change for the “show”.
3x13
Twilight
Episode overview
04, 2011
The 2nd Phelous really dives into the shit with Twilight… really? Twilight? WHY!!!???
3x14
Resident Evil: Degeneration
Episode overview
13, 2011
Phelous looks at that Resident Evil Movie people requested.
3x15
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Episode overview
04, 2011
A dragging plot, useless characters, stupid confused Wesker, an Alice sandwich and all played in SLOW MOTION. Afterlife, you’re pitiful!
3x16
Drag Me to Hell
Episode overview
11, 2011
If you don’t get a mortgage extension make sure you curse the loan officer’s button to hell.
3x17
The Airzone Solution
Episode overview
18, 2011
Linkara and Phelous look at a movie that has a bunch of The Doctors from Doctor Who fighting an evil pollution company.
3x18
Lockjaw
Episode overview
25, 2011
Phelous and Film Brain tackle the greatest film ever where DMX fights an alligator head snake. (I think there’s a few)
3x19
Drive Thru
Episode overview
07, 2011
A clown mascot from a fast food restaurant kills people because of stuff and things. Let’s call this evil Mac and Me.
3x20
A Serbian Film
Episode overview
14, 2011
Dadadadaaa SERBIAN! … I hate this movie.
3x21
Swamp Zombies
Episode overview
22, 2011
This very well might have been the editing inspiration for Birdemic. (May not contain a swamp.)
3x22
Boogeyman
Episode overview
28, 2011
So… it’s all about the Boogeyman? Lame! The Boogeyman better not be in this! Really though it shouldn’t have been.
3x23
Boogeyman 2
Episode overview
04, 2011
The Boogeyman is loose in the Hospital and only Gabrielle, Jigsaw or people getting bored and shutting the movie off can stop him!
3x24
Boogeyman 3
Episode overview
10, 2011
Seriously the Boogeyman is REAL! No just kidding it’s just in your head… OR IS IT!?
3x25
The Boogeyman
Episode overview
18, 2011
When stocking head haunts a mirror the only thing that can save the day is water.
3x26
Boogeyman II 1983
Episode overview
26, 2011
Ulli Lommel co-stars in both versions of this movie based around telling storys you weren’t there for and killer toothbrushes.
3x27
Return of the Boogeyman
Episode overview
02, 2011
Ulli Lommel and Stockinghead are back but only Fake Wonderwoman can save the stock footage by learning to put her stockings on again.
3x28
The Boogeyman – Stephen King
Episode overview
09, 2011
The Boogeyman and this time backed by Stephen King and A woman in a room. Only cigarettes and therapy can save us this time!
3x29
Meow Mix
Episode overview
14, 2011
The New Phelous reviews something very dear to his new heart, CAT FOOD!
3x30
Jeepers Creepers
Episode overview
16, 2011
Will Kyle, Lupa and ChaosD1 be able to help CatPhelous save the review from PhelousD1?… This seems slightly silly.
3x31
Jeepers Creepers 2
Episode overview
23, 2011
The Creepsta is back throwing his own head at people who are too stupid to drive a bus to safety.
3x32
Quarantine 2
Episode overview
28, 2011
We gotta get these mother F$#%ING hamsters off this mother F$#%ING plane!
3x33
Crocodile
Episode overview
07, 2011
This movie has jumped the boat… with a crocodile.
3x34
Crocodile 2
Episode overview
13, 2011
Crocodile 2 marks the return of the flying Crocodile and bring whatever you want aboard airlines.
3x35
Croc
Episode overview
20, 2011
For the 100th episode lets see what kind of crocodile movie the Mac and Me director can make!
3x36
House of Wax
Episode overview
28, 2011
Trading Vincent Price for Paris Hilton isn’t quite the even deal, but she does at least give us something nice in this film!
3x37
Prom Night
Episode overview
04, 2011
Prom Night! Everything is all right… except for bland “remakes”.
3x38
Amityville Horror
Episode overview
12, 2011
A family dares itself to live in a house 28 days with INSANE consequences.
3x39
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Episode overview
19, 2011
A story about Freddy’s lame brother who tries REALLY HARD to be just like him.
3x40
Halloween: Resurrection
Episode overview
26, 2011
The night HE regretted coming home!
3x41
Wrong Turn
Episode overview
31, 2011
Oh no super powered inbred cannibals! Our heroes must blend into the background or bore them to death to survive!
3x42
Wrong Turn 2
Episode overview
05, 2011
Stuck in the woods with inbred cannibals and a reality show, which is worse?
3x43
Wrong Turn 3: Left 4 Dead
Episode overview
12, 2011
Three Finger is the big star of the 3rd Wrong Turn as he tries to kill a million sub plots.
3x44
Wrong Turn 4: Hostel
Episode overview
18, 2011
The new origins of the Wrong Turners and guess what? It’s torture on screen and off!
3x45
The Human Centipede 2
Episode overview
23, 2011
Blood and poop in black and white… and that’s pretty much it.
3x46
Shredder
Episode overview
01, 2011
Aladdin and his friends go ski boarding but The Shredder is there to kill them for breaking the ski hill rules! Or something…
3x47
Disney’s Satan Claus
Episode overview
05, 2011
Yes there is a SATAN CLAUS! Maybe… if you can see him. Merry Christmas HAHAHAHA GET IT!? It’s a joke somehow.
3x48
Jack Frost
Episode overview
15, 2011
Jack Frost’s parents named him in hopes he’d become a snowman one day. Unfortunately, he just became a lame jokster in a foam suit.
3x49
Jack Frost 2
Episode overview
20, 2011
What happens when you add Hot Chocolate to Anti Freeze? A new and improved snowman killer who’s only weakness is bananas.
3x50
Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins
Episode overview
24, 2011
The Journey begins and ENDS here with Mortal Kombat: The awful animation begins!

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