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Just thought I'd let you know about my goals for 2015, Beardlovers. Please excuse the ridiculous titles. Just having a little fun with stupid clickbait. ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjfLfVjrzKzGddupS5Z74zQ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

I hate the winter, but I continue living it a place where it happens. Here's some ridiculously useful things I've learned along the way. ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6y_23ptvKQZIDdJ2px1wLA To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Get 10% off your first purchase with Squarespace if you go to http://bit.ly/wheezySQSP and use the code: Wheezy ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

I'm thinking about making this the last Explosion Wednesday video guys, I dunno. Whaddya think? ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP30BlGq2-3kHgINVvVzo4Q To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ News Stories Bill Gates Drinks Feces Water: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-30709273 Super Phone Charger http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-30708945 Alien Earth http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-30705517 Fireworks Factory Explosion! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuN4xirvhHY Jessa & Jill Feud http://radaronline.com/photos/jessa-jill-duggar-feud-19-kids-and-counting-pregnancy/photo/836121/

I made a video about what you should care about and now here's a video about what you shouldn't! Wow! So opposite of that other video! Wow! ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Another project I'm currently working on that will be doing big things this year, The Good Stuff! http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff If you'd like to support that you can do that on Subbable! http://subbable.com/goodstuff You could also support WheezyWaiter! http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdgde_nINMzhur6fnmXmNmw To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ Here's the Reddit thread that inspired this video: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2rrwdg/whats_something_everyone_complains_about_that_you/

Can it be? Is it time? ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Another project I'm currently working on that will be doing big things this year, The Good Stuff! http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff If you'd like to support that you can do that on Subbable! http://subbable.com/goodstuff You could also support WheezyWaiter! http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnAWel-zozQXRBpdHLRGYnQ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ News Stories: SPACEX LANDING FAILURE: http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/10/us/spacex-rocket-launch/index.html IDAHO EXPLOSION: http://www.idahostatejournal.com/news/local/another-mysterious-explosion-heard-in-bingham-county-residents-in-riverside/article_e76e150e-8f2f-11e4-86f2-573e59da983c.html

If you go to http://bit.ly/WheezyAudible1 and sign up you get your first download free! Obviously I'd recommend this collection of Edgar Allan Poe short stories, duh: http://bit.ly/1DIBRUb To see that old Poe Toaster video from acclaimed journalist WheezyWaiter go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33wlr3ZFbq4 ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Get 10% off your first purchase with Squarespace if you go to http://bit.ly/WheezySQSP3 and use the code: Wheezy ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Because the world needs to know. Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH The Social Weezdia Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ Other Channels I Make Things Happen On THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff CRASHCOURSE https://youtube.com/watch?v=lrk4oY7UxpQ MENTAL FLOSS https://youtube.com/watch?v=4N4uvqT88Ac No Next Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX14zPUt-9o&list=UUQL5ABUvwY7YoW5lgMyAS_w Previous Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A45x7r6u-8&list=UUQL5ABUvwY7YoW5lgMyAS_w Random https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrgbNysaEOg&list=UUQL5ABUvwY7YoW5lgMyAS_w Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/pecktec

Get 10% off your first purchase with Squarespace if you go to http://bit.ly/WheezySQSP4 and use the code: Wheezy ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. I'm on Twitter! http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter

Groundhog Day is dumb. Here's why. HEY! I'm on SnapChat now: wheezywaiter Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH The Social Weezdia Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ Other Channels I Make Things Happen On THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff CRASHCOURSE https://youtube.com/watch?v=lrk4oY7UxpQ MENTAL FLOSS https://youtube.com/watch?v=4N4uvqT88Ac

Yep, moving. But NOT moving where I'm living, guys. Duh guys. I'm just moving Wheezy Studios. Duh. Also, I'm doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter Also also, special thanks to my special guest, Shay Carl! http://youtube.com/shaytards And I'm not thanking my other special guest, Corporate Clone. I don't thank clones. Hey here's some other stuff that has to do with me: Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH The Social Weezdia Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ________________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Hey! It's here! Or rather, I'm here! At the new Wheezy Studios! I made a song tour about the whole place. You're really going to enjoy it. Or not. But either way, stuff will happen! Or won't. Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I'm doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ________________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

I sat down with Sexy Clone to find out the secrets to being cool. Dang, he's so cool. Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I'm doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ________________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Get 10% off your first purchase with Squarespace if you go to http://bit.ly/WheezySQSP5 and use the code: Wheezy ________________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I'm doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ________________________________ Thanks for the Wink! http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX48lVsc01dK1Q0xpSs8C9w To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Want to know why travel is important? Why travel is good for you? Also, why it can suck? Well, this video might help in that it probably won't help but you might have a good time. Info about our Driftless Pony Club Tour! Wooh! Dates and tickets: CHICAGO April 18 @ Metro http://www.etix.com/ticket/online/performanceSearch.jsp?performance_id=6835362 DETROIT April 19 @ Magic Stick 4pm show - http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=5684085&pl=majestic 8pm show - http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=5684245&pl=majestic CLEVELAND April 20 @ The Agora http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=5678825 PITTSBURGH April 21 @ Rex Theater http://www.showclix.com/event/HankDriftlessHarry PHILADELPHIA April 22 @ Union Transfer https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/786357?utm_medium=bks D.C. April 24 @ Black Cat https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/791323?utm_medium=bks BOSTON April 25 @ Middle East http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=5688185&pl=mideastnew NEW YORK April 26 @ Gramercy Theater http://concerts.livenation.com/event/00004E51C09F3EC0?dma_id=249 TUMBLR Post about it: http://tourbecauseawesome.tumblr.com/ ________________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I'm doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ________________________________ Thanks for the Wink! http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGk8hK5KCa6ceLhO1NaGu-w To submit a wink make a video

If you like things narrated at you consider an audio book from Audible! If you go to http://bit.ly/WheezyAudible6 and sign up you get your first download free! I highly recommend the hilarious book by Amy Poehler, Yes Please: http://adbl.co/1CrQPh3 I hope you liked my New York Travel adventure. Let this be your New York Travel Guide for all your New York needs. If you missed me while I was in New York, well my band is going to be there again very soon, as well as a bunch of other cities! Tour info here: http://driftlessponyclub.com Oh, in case you were wondering, here's that Mike Rugnetta guy: https://www.youtube.com/pbsideachannel And this is my fellow traveller, Sam: http://twitter.com/sampants2000 And Matt: http://twitter.com/mjosefweber ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I'm doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/UCD0EfeE0sfpsKOzF8kwwhsg To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Go here to download the Pocket Avatars app and send me your cheer via twitter with #PocketAvatars: http://bit.ly/1axhXj9 ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/UC1Od7kwS9_uuVHCC5-9ji0A To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

What happens when you quit coffee? Is coffee good for you? Is coffee bad for you? These are questions that probably won't be answered in this video :) ATTENTION: I forgot to remind you in this video but my band, Driftless Pony Club is going on tour to the east coast! Info here: http://driftlessponyclub.com ______________________________ Check out CGP Grey if you haven't. You should, duh. Here's the Coffee video I mentioned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTVE5iPMKLg ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I'm doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/UCai01rr4OOYmaRRhtEdZwsQ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Ever get trapped in a top 10 list and not know what it's about? Well, this is the video for you. Thanks for the astounding and confounding camera work, Matt Weber. http://twitter.com/mjosefweber And thanks for the fantastical drone shooting, Charlie Hilbrant (http://twitter.com/iweekendwarrior) and Ryan Hill!

Subbable has been acquired by Patreon! If you'd like to continue contributing go to http://subbable.com and follow the simple instructions to migrate over to Patreon. Should take less than five minutes. Also, Patreon has pledged to DOUBLE every contribution until April 30th. DANG! WOW! After May 1st your Subbable account will be automatically cancelled. You can still make perk orders until July 31st. If you don't have a Subbable account & would like to start contributing you can go to http://patreon.com/wheezywaiter. My other show, The Good Stuff (http://patreon.com/thegoodstuff) also has a Patreon page: http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff. Or you could do nothing but enjoy (or hate) my videos. I'll keep makin' 'em. Thank you for all your support, Beardlovers! __________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/UC-mUgDthbCVlB2mbRggHWcw

Will teleportation be possible? How will teleportation work? I for one don't think I'll ever do it! (I guess I have done it with a teleporting mug but that's magic, not science. It's different. Duh.) Also, you can already see the NEXT Wheezy video over on a new video platform called Vessel: http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter All my videos from now on will go over there a day early. If you sign up by the end of today you get a free year subscription. After today you still can get a free month trial. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ______________________________ The Teleportation How Stuff Works article: http://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/everyday-myths/teleportation.htm ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I'm doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/UCvrYisyKHrrfu78QOCwRRZw To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

'What do you want to be when you grow up?' is the wrong question. Today I give you some life tips about why we should rethink our life goals cuz we're doing it wrong. If you're new here, welcome! Be prepared to be referred to as a beardlover from time to time. Also be prepared for clones, eagle punching, banjo faces (exactly what it sounds like), and having a good time. Unless you hate having a good time. Then you'll have a bad time. My Band's Tour! http://tourbecauseawesome.tumblr.com/ ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I'm doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff

We humans have things that we have to do. Here are some of those things that I HATE to have to do. ______________________________ My Band's Goin' on Tour! http://tourbecauseawesome.tumblr.com/ ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I'm doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff

It's true. I came across an article, you guys. Big thanks to Sam Grant, http://twitter.com/sampants2000, for helping my shoot this thang. ______________________________ My Band's Goin' on Tour! http://tourbecauseawesome.tumblr.com/ ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I'm doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/UCbNEl85huLaNmm-sUqXuKtg To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Today I decided to report on 3 news stories like the good 'ole days here in Wheeze Town. One of the stories is about this terrifying statue, another is about the Large Hadron Collider and the 3rd is about the bathroom troubles at the opening game at Wrigley Field. Ewwwww. If you'd like to help make subtitles for my videos, you can do so here! http://wheezywaiter.subtitl.us/ ______________________________ My Band's Goin' on Tour! http://tourbecauseawesome.tumblr.com/ ______________________________ See my videos early on Vessel: http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I'm doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ News Story Links: THE STATUE http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/04/travel/lucille-ball-statue-feat/index.html THE COLLIDER http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/11/21/cern.hadron.collider/index.html WRIGLEY FIELD http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/04/06/opening-night-at-wrigley-field-half-hour-bathroom-lines-and-dudes-peeing-in-corners/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/UCGZp_s8ADFkE_rPddlMJqYw To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

I'm allergic to tree nuts and one time I ate a cookie at the Wisconsin Governor's mansion and went to the hospital. I almost died. It was awesome. Also, if you'd like to help transcribe my videos for subtitles go here! http://wheezywaiter.subtitl.us/ ______________________________ My Band’s Goin’ on Tour! Shows are selling out! Go here to find ticketing info: http://tourbecauseawesome.tumblr.com/ ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I’m doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ News Story Links: Blood Transfusion Allergies http://www.livescience.com/50406-blood-donation-allergies.html Feeding peanuts to kids http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/02/is-it-really-safe-to-give-babies-peanut-butter/385892/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UCmDmMSGE16T2JgQrl5H_Egg To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

I bring you several news stories including a doctor who claims he can make head transplants. Also Politician Clone might show up. You'll have a good time. ______________________________ All tour dates and ticket info here: http://tourbecauseawesome.tumblr.com/ ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I’m doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ News Story Links: Multitasking http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/09/health/your-brain-multitasking/ Head Transplants http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/03/health/italian-neurosurgeon-says-human-head-transplant-will-happen-in-two-years/index.html Most Popular Politician Google Searches http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/08/politics/hillary-clinton-jeb-bush-google-trends-march-2015/index.html

I went to Indianapolis to shoot some CrashCourse and here's how my day went. FYI, I've decided to make an upload schedule, every Monday and Thursday. Cool? ______________________________ All tour dates and ticket info here: http://tourbecauseawesome.tumblr.com/ ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I’m doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ Wanna see my CrashCourse series (the thing I was shooting in this video)? https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8dPuuaLjXtOfse2ncvffeelTrqvhrz8H ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/ParchitaFM To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Today I talk about several news stories and run in to a problem with clone disposal. Want to help transcribe Wheezy videos? http://wheezywaiter.subtitl.us/ ______________________________ My Band’s on Tour! http://tourbecauseawesome.tumblr.com ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I’m doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ News Stories Pluto Picture http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/15/tech/pluto-nasa-new-horizons-first-color-picture/index.html Chicago Hole http://gizmodo.com/no-one-knows-what-to-do-with-this-76-foot-deep-hole-in-1697486547 Umlauts http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/15/us/minnesota-umlauts/index.html

I walked around Washington D.C. and contemplated the possibility of meeting everyone on the planet. ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I’m doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw1f0ojKyxHBXuTZHMaHgAQ To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

On my way home from my latest tour with my band I talk about a couple of cloning news stories. And how I'm super lazy. ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I’m doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ News Stories Mammoth! http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-32432693 Gene Altering http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/24/health/chinese-scientists-edit-genes-of-human-embryos-raising-concerns.html?_r=0

Get your first download at Audible free if you go here and sign up: http://bit.ly/WheezyAud4. I recommend Heir to the Empire: http://adbl.co/1FCRNI7 ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I’m doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ News story about X-Wing launch http://www.cnet.com/news/these-two-uk-guys-just-launched-a-star-wars-x-wing-into-space/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmh37u2xPKVS1wwlFf_jR5w To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

What are the odds of dying in a car crash? What are the odds of dying in a plane crash? What's the most likely way to die? I discuss this stuff while walking around my home town of Chicago, just cuz. Wanna see that dance video I mentioned in the beginning? Not sure any human should see it but here you go: http://youtu.be/66tApQv3qhs Resources for suicide prevention: https://www.imalive.org/ (You can easily contact them online. No phone call required.) http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I’m doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff

Check out: http://bit.ly/bombaswheezy and use wheezywaiter20 for 20% off! ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I’m doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ Sources http://listverse.com/2010/08/14/top-10-most-bizarre-shoes-in-history/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopine http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oiran http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paduka http://www.refinery29.com/20-of-the-weirdest-footwear-we-could-find#slide http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_shoes ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/MrKlonkie To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ Sponsored by Bombas but all opinions are Craig’s or his Clones’.

So yeah, check out the new episode of The Good Stuff all about SLEEP! It will be more factual than this video, I promise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHCcM7LyZdc&list=PLsRLUurFnvvUCysDQrFvGL0nxN6Eha93s ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I’m doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/rainbowexplosionsT7 To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Do beards carry germs? Do beards have more germs? Do beards have a LOT of germs? Do All Beards Have Poop In Them? Did you see those news articles going around about dirty beards? Well I discuss whether or not they are full of beardpoop. ______________________________ Sign up for the WheezeMail email list? http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Also, I’m doing vines! http://vine.co/wheezywaiter The Social Weezdia SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ THE GOOD STUFF http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDMDLv0tX5GPNczKeTlUZ_A To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ Patreon Shoutout! Thank you for your contribution, Alex Oldhouser! @alexoldhouser If you'd like to contribute you can do so here: http://patreon.com/wheezywaiter

What Is America's Wheeziest & Sneeziest City? What does that even mean? What city has the most pollution? What city has the most me? I dunno. Maybe I should actually watch the video I just made to find you. You could too if you want. But hey, it's your life. NEW HERE? I'm Wheezy Waiter. I upload videos every Monday and Thursday. I make clones of myself and talk about the news and punch eagles and try to be important. Welcome. SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter MAILING LIST (That I should use more than I do) http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH OTHER PROJECT THAT I'M VERY PROUD OF AND I THINK YOU'LL LIKE http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff That NASHVILLE event that I talked about: http://www.summernightsnashville.com/ And if you don't know who Olan Rogers is, well you should definitely find out: http://youtube.com/olanrogers

Sexy Clone thinks he can do a better job at Bad Parkour than me, well, a sexier job at least. Big thanks to Rob Scallon for shooting the parkour portion, parktion?, of this video while on roller skates. That guy is amazing. Check him out here: http://youtube.com/robscallon NEW HERE? I'm Wheezy Waiter. I upload videos every Monday and Thursday. I make clones of myself and talk about the news and punch eagles and try to be important. Welcome. SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter MAILING LIST (That I should use more than I do) http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH OTHER PROJECT THAT I'M VERY PROUD OF AND I THINK YOU'LL LIKE http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff I'm going to be in Nashville for Summer Nights on June 12th, 13th, and 14th! There's gonna be music, movies, and video games. Check it out here: http://www.summernightsnashville.com/ Summer nights is the brain child of Olan Rogers http://youtube.com/olanrogers

Yep, I'm going skydiving and I'm kinda scared about it. In today's video I ramble on as to why I'm scared. The reason I'm skydiving is for another show I help make called The Good Stuff. We're doing a whole playlist of videos about THRILL SEEKING. The show can be found here: http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff NEW HERE? I'm Wheezy Waiter. I upload videos every Monday and Thursday. I make clones of myself and talk about the news and punch eagles and try to be important. Welcome. SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter MAILING LIST (That I should use more than I do) http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH

I just got a new car and I love it! I hated haggling for it though. Haggling is stupid. Let's end it forever, okay? How much should I pay you to end it? 10 dollars? 15? NEW HERE? I'm Wheezy Waiter. I upload videos every Monday and Thursday. I make clones of myself and talk about the news and punch eagles and try to be important. Welcome. SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter MAILING LIST (That I should use more than I do) http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH

I did it! And I survived! Today I give Mitzy a walk and talk about my skydiving experience, as well as other weirdness. Check out The Longest Day, a day to spread awareness about Alzheimer’s and if you’d like, you can donate to the Alzheimer’s Association: http://act.alz.org/goto/craigbenzine The reason I went skydiving is for another show I help make called The Good Stuff. We're doing a whole playlist of videos about THRILL SEEKING. Our latest playlist is about ROBOTS and can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK-h4oATYSI&list=PLsRLUurFnvvVZiJP6O8arbS2i1MGw30KT NEW HERE? I'm Wheezy Waiter. I upload videos every Monday and Thursday. I make clones of myself and talk about the news and punch eagles and try to be important. Welcome. SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter MAILING LIST (That I should use more than I do) http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH

Today I ramble on about the idea that you can really do anything you want & you shouldn't think others have magical, innate abilities. New THE GOOD STUFF’s ROBOTS playlist! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK-h4oATYSI&list=PLsRLUurFnvvVZiJP6O8arbS2i1MGw30KT Those videos I mentioned that inspired this video: CRABSTICKZ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFwvG1pDgLk OLANROGERS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eFL84gqNOs THETHIRDPEW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQLHSWbW79Q PINEAPPLEBOYFILMS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2MoTRZBUpo NEW HERE? I'm Wheezy Waiter. I upload videos every Monday and Thursday. I make clones of myself and talk about the news and punch eagles and try to be important. Welcome. SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter MAILING LIST (That I should use more than I do) http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Thanks for the wink, & it was nice to meet you! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgRUpCjt7JqcV69r2ky8TVQ

Today I find five awesome things that are happening that should keep ya going. New THE GOOD STUFF’s ROBOTS playlist! http://bit.ly/1GuOh1k NEW HERE? I'm Wheezy Waiter. I upload videos every Monday and Thursday. I make clones of myself and talk about the news and punch eagles and try to be important. Welcome. SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter MAILING LIST (That I should use more than I do) http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH NEWS STORIES http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/09/travel/baby-southern-pudu-deer-queens-zoo-feat/ http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/12/upshot/more-consensus-on-coffees-benefits-than-you-might-think.html

Today I discuss the flaws in what I do, which is quite difficult because I LOVE me. NEW HERE? I'm Wheezy Waiter. I upload videos every Monday and Thursday. I make clones of myself and talk about the news and punch eagles and try to be important. Welcome. SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter MAILING LIST (That I should use more than I do) http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH

Starting a new series in which I discuss 5 awesome things of the moment. Today's 5 things: 1) This New Series 2) The Movie Inside Out 3) Pizza Hut Hot Dog Bites Pizza 4) Audiobooks in general 5) A thing John Green says. http://youtube.com/vlogbrothers NEW HERE? I'm Wheezy Waiter. I upload videos multiple times a week. I make clones of myself and talk about the news and punch eagles and try to be important. Welcome. SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter MAILING LIST (That I should use more than I do) http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH

Since my apartment flooded recently I decided to figure out whether or not humanity will ever be able to control the weather. NEW HERE? I'm Wheezy Waiter. I upload videos multiple times a week. I make clones of myself and talk about the news and punch eagles and try to be important. Welcome. SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter MAILING LIST (That I should use more than I do) http://eepurl.com/bbTPDH Thanks for the wink, & it was nice to meet you! https://www.youtube.com/TheDanielWare1 To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. Resources http://science.howstuffworks.com/nature/climate-weather/atmospheric/control-weather.htm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cloud-seeding-china-snow/

In the third installment of 5 Reasons to be Alive Today I talk about bats, Wet Hot American Summer, scissors, a pyramid on another planet, and eating! ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub NEW HERE? I'm Wheezy Waiter. I upload videos multiple times a week. I make clones of myself and talk about the news and punch eagles and try to be important. Welcome. SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter Thanks for the wink, Rose Studios! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCClt1DBoJEg1TKt2RyfnQtg To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. Sources: Bats https://www.facebook.com/pages/Batzilla-the-Bat/445796495553687 http://www.batcon.org/index.php/our-work/regions/usa-canada/protect-mega-populations/cab-intro Wet Hot Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLlMTn_Jzok Scissor Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qir3QM1M7Nc Pyramid in Space! http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/23/us/feat-ceres-pyramid/index.html

Beardlovers, since I won't be able to make a proper "final video" as my actual last video on this channel because I'll never stop making videos on this channel, I decided to make my final video now. Sort of a pre-final video. A prinal video. You know what I'm talkin' about. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub NEW HERE? I'm Wheezy Waiter. I upload videos multiple times a week. I make clones of myself and talk about the news and punch eagles and try to be important. Welcome. SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB81fLaikfOKYj9E4-SO-jw To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

5 more reasons to be alive including a giant robot battle, cat and owl besties, the return of Back to the Future, an awesome YouTube short film, and new images of Pluto! ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ NEW HERE? I'm Wheezy Waiter. I upload videos multiple times a week. I make clones of myself and talk about the news and punch eagles and try to be important. Welcome. SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR9E2wS_8NV-mg1HhnAE7wg To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ___________________________ Sources: GIANT ROBOTS http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/07/tech/giant-robot-fight-challenge-accepted/ CAT & OWL TWITTER: https://twitter.com/hukuloucoffee WHERE I FOUND THE CAT & OWL ON TUMBLR: http://goodstuffhappenedtoday.tumblr.com/post/123583518529/archiemcphee-they-dined-on-mince-and-slices BACK TO THE FUTURE COMICS http://io9.com/back-to-the-future-is-getting-its-own-comic-series-1716595064 ONE-MINUTE TIME MACHINE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBkBS4O3yvY NEW HORIZONS APPROACHES PLUTO http://io9.com/what-to-expect-in-the-leadup-to-new-horizons-historic-f-1716223636

Learn how to appropriately react during those scary moments... ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ The Longer Whitney Houston: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnY6sGGgJNU

Recently I had to let a clone go and ya know what? I didn't handle it very well. I decided to make a list of what NOT to do when delivering bad news. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNQlXwWKnIuNOi4a5M_4s_Q To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

I've lost about 15 pounds over the past few months and it's taught me some surprising things. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter

Learn the step by step process for effectively tying your shoes. :) ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ Music from Kevin Macleod http://incompetech.com

Jeez, I'm such a prankster. Jeez. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ Agreement fee (jkjkjk): http://patreon.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks to MysteryGuitarMan for being such a good sport with these intense pranks: http://youtube.com/MysteryGuitarMan And his wife, Sarah, who has a mommy vlog: https://www.youtube.com/user/jp ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Music from Kevin Macleod http://incompetech.com

I used to be better at setting limits. Going to try to reign it in once again. AND I'm going to do 4 videos this week and hopefully get back to week daily uploads! ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter

It's EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY! (in which I talk about news relating to explosions or other awesomely interesting things) ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ News Stories: Airplanes vs Drones http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/01/us/drone-airliner-jfk/ Shooting Down Drone http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/07/31/428156902/dispute-emerges-over-drone-shot-down-by-kentucky-man Pooping Golf http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/someones-pooping-in-golf-holes-in-norway_55bbc5e7e4b0d4f33a02c941 Meteorite Explosion http://io9.com/meteorite-explosion-caught-in-time-lapse-video-1721496425 How to launch a nuke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knDIENvBTgw

Researchers sent a hitchhiking robot across America and it was decapitated within 2 weeks. :( I think my hitchCLONE can do better. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Robot Story: http://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/hitchhiking-robot-lasts-just-two-weeks-in-us-because-hu-1721544551 Prankvsprank video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTP8prb-zO8 ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgqyst868sx7MaXicRA4TsA To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Hey! You in a bad mood? Let's turn that into a doom dab! (That's bad mood in reverse. I'm really clever.) There are simple things you can do to get over that crappy feeling you have. Allow me to demonstrate. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC33NCcHrsVPjfv2kwHOIc_w To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

I decided to have a look at some old videos that I don't remember doing to see how I feel about them now. Yikes. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7yV6QeTrawWwcPtC_ARTcw To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Getting really sick of people honking behind me at a stoplight. So now I will rant at you about it. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________

WARNING: This video has a jump scare in it. If you're sensitive to that kind of thing, you may want to click away. We enjoy watching stuff blow up all the time! Why? I dig into some scholarly sources (my own mind brain) to find out. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ SOURCES: My Mind Brain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmG885D9ncw

Thought I'd just not try this year at Vidcon. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks to: Corey Vidal & Corrado http://youtube.com/apprenticeeh Rob Scallon http://youtube.com/robscallon Hank Green http://youtube.com/vlogbrothers Sam Grant http://twitter.com/sampants2000 Chyna, my lovely fiancee http://twitter.com/chynagrove And of course, my lovely Parents! ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvdLeFl4nMo_-NOxsUpQr_w To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

This is the kind of thing my clones go through every day. Sad, really. Someone oughta make it more clear which clone is which ya know? I ain't doing it but someone should. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdXhniCF4pGP2AwgMC_pn1w To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Just think it might be time for an explanation. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter

It just doesn't make much sense, duh, guys. Come on, guys. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpcVfewMfpG8KZxSlJdQkHQ To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Man hole covers explode a lot more often than I thought! Also, I talk about some other explosion news. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/user/pecktec To submit a wink make a video saying “This is the end of the video” in whatever ridiculous way you’d like. Title it “Wheezy Wink For _____” and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ___________________________ SOURCES Exploding Manhole Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lxIAduYRcQ Exploding Manhole Bus http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3187664/Woman-riding-bus-hurt-manhole-explosion-causes-cover-weighing-300lbs-vehicle.html Exploding Manhole Interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPpfrgEs7CE Howstuffworks Exploding Manhole http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/energy/exploding-manhole1.htm Arnold Explosions! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6NLD9OXnL4 Eagle Drone ATTACK! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr-xBtVU4lg Tennis Weed http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/tennis/33951245

Yeah, pretty much what the title says. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter

For when you need a leg up. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ Playlist of other Wheezy Ways To http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-9qiMf_Dqe6ybsdFD3vL8b2WAw-Cxzol SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter

I accidentally went into outer space, guys. Oops. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ That New York Times Article http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/16/technology/inside-amazon-wrestling-big-ideas-in-a-bruising-workplace.html?_r=0

Stocks are plummeting and weird cloaked people are trespassing and we shouldn't care. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Sources: I ain't gonna say cuz you shouldn't care.

cuz sometimes you need a graceful way to make it stop. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub 19 Ways to START a Conversation http://bit.ly/1hb9sx2 ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter

Latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzazjPzQb3A As you know, I'm basically a fashionista. And I shall bestow some of my garment wisdom upon yee. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UC-t4Xa9Q_a6Bvl3crnd_hhw

Yep. The dream is real. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ The Good Stuff FUTURE OF FOOD playlist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcA7iY3DNMk&list=PLsRLUurFnvvWvSYB7hJ-WNdiyZ-aWJpy7 ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/ImportAutumn If you'd like to submit a wink, make a video NO LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS of you doing a double take and then winking (adding any clever thing you want is encouraged, but make sure it's not too long). Upload it to YouTube with the title 'Wheezy Wink Double Take'. ___________________________ Article About Poop Donation http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/26/health/fecal-transplant-poop-medicine/ Article about compoo-sting http://www.motherearthnews.com/organic-gardening/gardening-techniques/human-waste-zmgz11zrog.aspx

Today I discuss the death of the universe and the fall of Usain Bolt. Also, I make a rather flashy clone. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UC5dQli0Epc4sJaRrWX12lDA To submit a wink make a video NO LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS of you doing a double take and then winking (adding any clever thing you want is encouraged). Upload it to YouTube with the title 'Wheezy Wink Double Take'. ___________________________ Articles: The Universe Is Dying http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/10/us/universe-dying/index.html Usain Bolt http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/27/sport/world-athletics-championship-200m-final/?iid=ob_homepage_deskrecommended_pool&iref=obnetwork

It's comment time! Someone told me that my forehead furrow disturbed them and they'd like me to fill it in with wood putty. So here we go. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UCrRX7MnFupl-FqtSBUGr8uA To submit a wink make a video NO LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS of you doing a double take and then winking (adding any clever thing you want is encouraged). Upload it to YouTube with the title 'Wheezy Wink Double Take'.

Today I decided to try to please everyone. It didn't go well. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://youtu.be/C-vS9KlgL70 To submit a wink make a video NO LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS of you doing a double take and then winking (adding any clever thing you want is encouraged). Upload it to YouTube with the title 'Wheezy Wink Double Take'.

What's the deal with Labor Day? Why do we celebrate Labor Day? Why do Canadians celebrate Labour Day? These are the questions that probably won't be answered in this video. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy it. ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UCENvxxdSwAXT6oK6sgXfHNA To submit a wink make a video NO LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS of you doing a double take and then winking (adding any clever thing you want is encouraged). Upload it to YouTube with the title 'Wheezy Wink Double Take'.

Yep, I just ran 10 miles. Also, Happy World Beard Day! ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLbxwx2Vu6urwE-dpdWkHvw To submit a wink make a video NO LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS of you doing a double take and then winking (adding any clever thing you want is encouraged). Upload it to YouTube with the title 'Wheezy Wink Double Take'.

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The origin of a dognamic duo. ►Subscribe for Wheezy videos here! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter Special Thanks to Jake Jarvi http://YouTube.com/pineappleboyfilms Rob Scallon http://YouTube.com/robscallon

Dear YouTube, Chyna and I got married and here's the wedding. I really can't take much of the credit. It was all pretty much planned by my amazing wife, Chyna, and it was shot and edited by some of the ApprenticeEh crew (http://youtube.com/apprenticeeh). In particular it was mostly edited by Brock Sumner who did an amazing job! Oh yes, and of course no clones were invited. Anyhoobastank, I hope you enjoy our celebration of love. Sincerely, Craig _______________________ Shot by Louis Papa and Nu Nu Noorez from VLPFilms. Thanks for the amazing cinnamon-tography!

Oh man. This is so real. So raw. #LGnofilter ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks to LG for supporting this video and providing the LG G4 phone which I used to shoot the whole darn thing! The phone’s great and is now the actual phone I use. Check it out here: http://LGG4.ca

Get a free audiobook from Audible here: http://bit.ly/AudibleWWNov I recommend 'The Kind Worth Killing' by Peter Swanson Go here for that beard video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T1A7PMgSMs ___________________________ ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UCA9X3A-9Y-Fc45RT6lNzMnA To submit a wink make a video NO LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS of you doing a double take and then winking (adding any clever thing you want is encouraged). Upload it to YouTube with the title 'Wheezy Wink Double Take'.

Cuz sometimes 416 just isn't enough. ___________________________ ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/mkatie233 To submit a wink make a video NO LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS of you doing a double take and then winking (adding any clever thing you want is encouraged). Upload it to YouTube with the title 'Wheezy Wink Double Take'.

Today I introduce the Triangle Of Reasons For Doing Things. Probably needs a catchier title but the reason for doing that is because I have to, therefore I don't want to. ___________________________ ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UCu4ErczxV1_oedAJkB9S9Qg To submit a wink make a video NO LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS of you doing a double take and then winking (adding any clever thing you want is encouraged). Upload it to YouTube with the title 'Wheezy Wink Double Take'.

Apparently, Jeb Bush would without even thinking about the consequences. ___________________________ ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ►Support on Patreon! http://patreon.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UCEHeT4rcKye5MnL28cYsRcA To submit a wink make a video NO LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS of you doing a double take and then winking (adding any clever thing you want is encouraged). Upload it to YouTube with the title 'Wheezy Wink Double Take'.

Today I discuss the idea that money can buy happiness if you spend it on experience. Also, lots of other weirdness. ___________________________ ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ►Support on Patreon! http://patreon.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ That money buying happiness article: http://money.cnn.com/2015/11/20/news/economy/money-can-buy-happiness-harvard/index.html Woman won the lottery twice! http://www.wcvb.com/money/stoneham-woman-wins-1m-on-scratch-ticket-again/36512482

Sometimes you gotta take a break from chasing your goals. You are alive right now. Also, I got a new lightsaber. ___________________________ ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ►Support on Patreon! http://patreon.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter

Check out the new X1 from Xfinity here: http://xfin.tv/1XZLTHY. It's what I used to put my 3 videos on the TV in an attempt to make my wife Scared, Cry, & Laugh. ___________________________ ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ►Support on Patreon! http://patreon.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks Xfinity for sponsoring this video.

Just some thoughts about why I'm changing up my style and trying to have some friggin' fun! New WHEEZY SHIRTS at DFTBA! http://dftba.com/wheezy ___________________________ ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ►Support on Patreon! http://patreon.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter

Certainly, not this thumbnail because this thumbnail is blackness which is something.

Really hard to figure out a title for this video, but it's a good time! New WHEEZY SHIRTS at DFTBA! http://dftba.com/wheezy ___________________________ ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ►Support on Patreon! http://patreon.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter

It's project for awesome time once again! Here's the livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnknNBgqHCo Check out Direct Relief here: http://www.directrelief.org/ Project for Awesome http://www.projectforawesome.com/

Perhaps I'm getting too excited about Star Wars. I explore ways to lower my expectations...a long time right now in a galaxy far far right here. ___________________________ Here's the Vine link to help you lower your expectations! https://vine.co/v/imP1zTJxYjq New WHEEZY SHIRTS at DFTBA! http://dftba.com/wheezy ___________________________ ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ►Support on Patreon! http://patreon.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter

The secret to getting things done is to not try to do everything all at once. ___________________________ New WHEEZY SHIRTS at DFTBA! http://dftba.com/wheezy ___________________________ ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ►Support on Patreon! http://patreon.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/dangerouslytalented

I hate Christmas but I may have taken it too far. Can you save Christmas?!! ___________________________ CHRISTMAS PUN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hrdYzeLwlw SAVE CHRISTMAS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR-Bzzpf11w DO NOTHING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awr9yePIjWs ___________________________ New WHEEZY SHIRTS at DFTBA! http://dftba.com/wheezy ___________________________ ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ►Support on Patreon! http://patreon.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________

I always forget who has the right of way. This video will not help answer that question. In fact, it will probably lead to more confusion. ___________________________ New WHEEZY SHIRTS at DFTBA! http://dftba.com/wheezy ___________________________ ►Subscribe for videos every week! http://bit.ly/wheezysub ►Support on Patreon! http://patreon.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________ SOCIAL STUFF http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter SNAPCHAT: wheezywaiter ___________________________ You can see my videos early on Vessel. http://vessel.com/wheezywaiter ___________________________