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Just a random day filled with random things cuz a lot of the day was wasted on being on friggin hold for friggin hours. Check out Nate's awesome poster and his other awesome posters here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/StrangeAnatomies?ref=l2-shopheader-name Check out VanAwesome because he really is VanAwesome! https://www.youtube.com/vanawesome Thanks for the wink, Joaquin Phoenix! Thanks for the verification about things, Chyna! http://twitter.com/chynagrove If you'd like to support the 'ole wheeze-meister (that's me) you can head on over to my Subbable page: http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter

Get cheap college books. Wish I had this in my day... http://SlugBooks.com __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or help out The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, Scott! Seriously, everybody check out FrigginBoom. It's great! http://YouTube.com/frigginboom If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

I am corn. (My corny attempt at Adore You by Miley Cyrus. Sorry about all the cornography.) Thanks to Rob Scallon for all the amaize-ing help with da video and da musics http://youtube.com/robs70986987 And thanks to Ryan Wolff, expert bedsheet wrangler. http://harmonyjoyride.com __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or help out The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ LYRICS for Miley Cyrus - "Adore You" PARODY fahaaarm heeeeey awoho hoes mmmbaby baby corn are you listenin' "i'm all ear" wondering if you've been fertiliiiiized I survived thanksgiving ooooh kernels graaaaain It's harvesting aaaaahuhhaaa When you say you love wheat Don't lie you love corn When you fancy cornbeef Sometimes you just need corn Boy I am Coorrrrn oh oh oh oh oh I am cooorrrn oh oh oh oh oh Baby corn yellow ear seeds When I'm sprouting out Fooooor You I'm teared So teared but when you shuck me I feel like I'm with an ecology of plaaaaaaaants armed with wet fronds maize hoooooe When you say you love wheat Don't lie you love corn When you fancy cornbeef Sometimes you just need corn Boy I am Coorrrrn oh oh oh oh oh I am cooorrrn oh oh oh oh oh Corn syrup is a high dextrose food And dried corn can make hominy Sometimes I'm candaaaaay Biofuels and other technology Old McDonald knew what he was doin when he made me your fooood ee I ee I oh When you say you love wheat Don't lie you love corn Do you like soybeans? Fuck that, you like corn Boy I am Coorrrrn oh oh oh oh oh I am cooorrrn oh oh oh oh oh Miley Cyrus - "Adore You" PARODY

Today I asked you what I should do and you told me. And we may have started a nuclear war. Oopsies. NEW THE GOOD STUFF all about TIME! http://bit.ly/1dXl3dY New Miley Cyrus parody all about CORN! http://bit.ly/JO0wNX __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or help out The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Get cheaper school books here. Wish I had this back in the 1700s when I went to school. http://SlugBooks.com People are weird. Also, apologies that this title doesn't really adequately describe the entire video, but really, how can this video be accurately titled? __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or help out The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, Jan Guar: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwV-6fvPfzgLHNNAT-ufqJg If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Just thought I'd explain the stupid thing I said yesterday. Also, Happy Ratification Day, Murica! Go to http://audible.com/wheezy and sign up to get a free audiobook. I'm gonna get 'The Complete Stores of Sherlock Holmes' by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or help out The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, https://www.youtube.com/catorameus If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Gary & Me are good at weeding out the myths. __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or help out The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, Lauren Flynn If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________ Sources http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glaucoma http://www.huffingtonpost.com/greg-campbell/marijuana-myths_b_1434718.html http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2797098/ http://www.drugabuse.gov/publications/marijuana-abuse/marijuana-addictive http://www.drugscience.org/dl/dl_comparison.html

Someone on Facebook challenged me to eat an apple without touching it. So I'm doing it and teaching everyone about apples at the same time. Enjoy! Music is 'Bedrolls Across America' by my band, Driftless Pony Club. iTunes http://dft.ba/-magnicifent Website http://driftlessponyclub.com __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or help out The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/ragingrampage7zz If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

I think that girl is very pretty. A little quiet for my taste, though. I'm going to be in Australia! Better get tickets now, I'd like to meet ya. http://expload.com.au/post/73547101125/expload-youtube-fan-festival __________________ Also, doing a LIVE SHOW tomorrow with The Good Stuff crew right here on this channel to help fundraise the show. You can help the show out here: http://subbable.com/goodstuff You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable, too, if you'd like. http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/TheNotionClub If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

CHOICES: Take Action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLlu_bEhhic Do Nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzEPbSVV6_s Eat a Banana https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2sIH52Il1E ________________________________ I asked you 4 months ago to write me a Wheezy video on the Beardlovers subreddit. You did! Here's the script (scattered throughout the comments) http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/comments/1lw0k2/hey_beardlovers_write_a_wheezy_waiter_video/ Thanks to Rob Scallon for helping me shoot this. Check out is awesome music channel: http://youtube.com/robs70986987

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Dang, that's a lot of ways to wash dishes. They should call me... Waysy Waiter. heh heh heh ahem. __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable, too, if you'd like. http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or my niftly other project, The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Check out ItsAlexClark for some awesome, thoughtful, thoughtsome animations: http://youtube.com/ItsAlexClark Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/MrMrmermelman If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

You will basically feel like you lived this video. Totally. NEW WHEEZY SHIRT DESIGN! http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com Designed by the great Karen Kavett: https://www.youtube.com/karenkavett __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable, too, if you'd like. http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or my nifty other project, The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/dangerouslytalented If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________ Articles: Mount Etna http://gu.com/p/3m7nn/tw Sense and Sensorbility http://gu.com/p/3m948/tw

Technically that last one isn't about food but who doesn't like talking about alcohol? People under the legal LIMIT! That's who! NEW WHEEZY SHIRT DESIGN! http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com There's a sale right now if you use the code LOVELY14 sometime between now and Feb. 4th you get free shipping! __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable, too, if you'd like. http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or my nifty other project, The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/PendulumLock If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Figured it was about time I see what all the... buzz... was about. Bwahahahahaha. Sorry. Thanks for showing me the way, Dennis! Dennis's twitter http://twitter.com/fartsandwich His Food Writing http://t.co/orEhkcThZI And thanks to Four Belly. Even though bugs aren't for me, the food was fantastic! http://fourbelly.com/ That other insect video I did. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhZ9pnrW2as&list=UUQL5ABUvwY7YoW5lgMyAS_w __________________ NEW WHEEZY SHIRT DESIGN! http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com There's a sale right now if you use the code LOVELY14 sometime between now and Feb. 4th you get free shipping! __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable, too, if you'd like. http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or my nifty other project, The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/helloabbeygrace If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

So this is me spewing my random thoughts about sports. I'll try to not do this too often. Check out The Best of The Good Stuff http://bit.ly/1bzGhuj __________________ NEW WHEEZY SHIRT DESIGN! http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com There's a sale right now if you use the code LOVELY14 sometime between now and Feb. 4th you get free shipping! __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable, too, if you'd like. http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or my nifty other project, The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/kilosunTV If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

It's NewsDay Tuesday and this is your best source of news in the entire this video! Wanna go to sold out Playlist Live? Follow me on http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter and @reply me three things you'd take if you were a castaway. One of you will win 2 tickets. There's also another playlist happening in November in the Tri-State area: http://playlist-live.com __________________ NEW WHEEZY SHIRT DESIGN! http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com There's a sale right now if you use the code LOVELY14 you get free shipping! ENDS TODAY! __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable, too, if you'd like. http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or my nifty other project, The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/mrhara1d If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________ Articles Added Sugar http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2014/02/03/sugar-not-only-makes-you-fat-it-may-make-you-sick/?hpt=hp_t2 Castaway http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/03/world/asia/marshall-islands-castaway/ Microsoft CEO http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2014/02/03/sugar-not-only-makes-you-fat-it-may-make-you-sick/?hpt=hp_t2 Bob Dylan http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/03/showbiz/tv/bob-dylan-super-bowl-commercial/index.html?hpt=hp_bn9 Beer Drone http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/01/30/269039542/beer-drone-can-buzz-the-skies-no-more-faa-says

Let's all just take it slow today. Giving away another ticket to another event. This time it's for Expload! which is happening in Melbourne, Australia on March 8th. Tell me in the comments what you'd like to see me do on stage. I'll pick my favorite and they win! Info about Expload here: http://tinyurl.com/o8h6xyk __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable, too, if you'd like. http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or my nifty other project, The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL

In which I blather on about my thoughts about myself at the moment. __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable, too, if you'd like. http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or my nifty other project, The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL

Today I decided to explain why all the praise I sometimes get in the comments might not be a good thing and why the simple statement "Do What Makes You Happy" isn't so simple. __________________ You can help out the Wheeze-meister (that's me) on Subbable, too, if you'd like. http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or my nifty other project, The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/jsspadilla19 If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Gary & Me honor Charles Darwin by dispelling some myths about him. Also, Happy Birthday, Dad! Thanks to Audible for supporting WheezyWaiter. Get a free audiobook of your choice at http://Audible.com/wheezy I'd recommend On the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin if you really want to learn more about that dude. http://tinyurl.com/l6wjyr2 ______________________________ Also, yeah, we totally reddit here at the Wheezy house. There's even a beardlovers subreddit. http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/SkylersAntics If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________ Sources http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survival_of_the_fittest http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Darwin http://www.cracked.com/article_20327_5-myths-about-celebrity-deaths-everyone-believes.html http://www.bioone.org/doi/pdf/10.1525/bio.2009.59.9.10 http://evolution.about.com/od/Darwin/tp/5-Common-Misconceptions-About-Darwin.htm

You can get the It's Our Time app and help support Team USA here: http://awe.sm/cILqL ______________________________ FOLLOW ME AT THESE PLACES Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/yiny46 If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________ Thanks for AT&T for sponsoring this video

I just wanted to eat eggs. ______________________________ FOLLOW ME AT THESE PLACES Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Special thanks to Jake Jarvi for co-writing and doin' some sweet camera work and effects. http://youtube.com/pineappleboyfilms Also thanks to Rob Scallon and Michael Aranda for their should-be-award winning performances in this documentary. Rob Scallon http://youtube.com/robs70986987 Michael Aranda http://youtube.com/michaelaranda ______________________________ Music by: Audionautix http://audionautix.com/ Incompetech http://Incompetech.com Rob Scallon http://youtube.com/robs70986987 Driftless Pony Club http://driftlessponyclub.com Ryan Wolff Originals http://harmonyjoyride.com

Have you taken my lessons to heart and sent in your chant for Team USA yet? http://awe.sm/bIU5b ______________________________ FOLLOW ME AT THESE PLACES Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, NataliaP! youtube.com/channel/UCcc5uvJkQF4DQjVZfp1PCGA If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________ Music by the great Rob Scallon! http://www.youtube.com/robs70986987

Here it is! The new place. It's quite small... at the moment. But it has a special ability. Thanks to Audible for supporting WheezyWaiter. Get a free audiobook of your choice at http://Audible.com/wheezy I'd recommend Gulliver's Travels, especially if your apartment can travel all over the place, or ya know, if you want to hear that classic story. http://tinyurl.com/oea2q4s ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVjq5wZjCaN_gEgLCaXja2w If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________

Today I try to figure out if I need to continue to force myself to suffer in order to not be boring. Also, new THE GOOD STUFF! http://bit.ly/1gCZi2c Also also, ThatJennyBee is making herself an I'm Acting Here category to help save whales! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyRXKFYqBzw&list=UUKXi7NTF5zXf_2nRv6zTqnw 10 MINUTE BANJO FACE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZOJozD-IPc ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://www.youtube.com/bigolsailor If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________

Happy birthday, Chicago! In honor of your birthday I made an exhaustive documentary about you. Thanks to Sam Kirkegaard for his contribution to the Wheezy Subbable page. Check out his channel: http://youtube.com/skirkegaardTV And check out my Subbable page: http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://www.youtube.com/mrhara1d If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________

It's time for another Explosion Wednesday! (which has always been an official thing since the big bang, duh.) The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPNzRHkw82n9r7zhe4Aty-Q If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________ Sources ASTEROID http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/03/05/asteroid_2014_dx110_tiny_rock_will_pass_the_earth_today.html?wpisrc=burger_bar KESSLER SYNDROME http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/world/2014/03/03/natpkg-kessler-space-junk.cnn.html AMAZING SANDWICH http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2014/03/05/trinidadian-doubles/?hpt=hp_c3 LASER BEAM FLY CONTROL http://mashable.com/2014/03/05/flirty-flies/

I got a new wide angle lens! Which caused a clone to be onscreen when he wasn't supposed to be and then he convinced me to build a snowman. The end. ______________________________ Thanks to Toasterpig for his contribution to the WheezyWaiter Subbable page. Check him out here: www.toasterpig.tv for daily video content. Gaming, Comedy, Improv, and more. The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://www.youtube.com/PhibiusVaUpptaget If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________

Pizza. Want the song? https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-pizza-song-single/id836876190?uo=4 Lyrics: Welcome to my home please to meetcha oh look you brought food put it on the pizza food's always better on top of cheddar or mozzarella if you're that type of fella sausage pizza pepperoni pizza if you don't eat meatza you can have cheese pizza Don't care if it's christmas don't care if it's easta as long as you can eat it put it on the pizza Animals like pizza Including armadillo when I go to sleepza pizza is my pillow spinach pizza really tasty pizza the poet john keats probably ate pizza Special thanks to Rob Scallon for da baddassery http://youtube.com/robs70986987 And Fluff for the amazing mixing and mastering http://youtube.com/fluff191 The Song I danced to: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/?keywords=mashed ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTGBkn9K-y1xwd5u7_sq3qA If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________

Today I give you a rappy type tour of the apartment. I also weed out corruption in the world... and kick puppies. You're welcome. ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://www.youtube.com/VersainTV If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________ The Corruption Article I was talking about http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/09/us/hampton-florida-corruption/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

Today I talk about how there are people figuring out how to get power from urine, Dianne Feinstein explodes on the senate floor, and there's a new The Flash costume. I have my own Flash costume. It's very sexy. PREVIOUS VIDEO: http://bit.ly/N8ceE2 NEXT VIDEO: http://bit.ly/1kQUgF2 RANDOM VIDEO: http://bit.ly/1dSCNrw ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://www.youtube.com/TheNickLucid If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________ Sources Dianne Feinstein http://cnn.it/1iCJEtc The Flash http://bit.ly/1etJzAG Urine Power http://bbc.in/1iCJJ04

Just thought I'd make a little song off the top of my head about Pi Day. The melody just came to me. Thanks to Audible for supporting WheezyWaiter. Get a free audiobook of your choice at http://Audible.com/wheezy I'm gonna get Life of Pi so I can (not) learn about the history of the number Pi. http://bit.ly/1kPWQv5 PREVIOUS VIDEO: http://bit.ly/1exTrJH NEXT VIDEO: http://bit.ly/1kK4XH2 ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://www.youtube.com/DARKROSE9090 If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Check out the St. Patrick's Day category on I'm Actin Here http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/im-actin-here/id680089267?ls=1&mt=8 PREVIOUS VIDEO: http://bit.ly/1exTrJH NEXT VIDEO: http://bit.ly/1iEUmgg ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://www.youtube.com/cbmelamed If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Not the Brendan Fraser movie, this is a Wheezy Waiter video about explosion news, duh guys. Want that super duper clones in space poster? http://bit.ly/1iETBUo PREVIOUS VIDEO: http://bit.ly/1kK4XH2 NEXT VIDEO: http://bit.ly/PyxWT4 ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://www.youtube.com/S0SS0L If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________ NEWS STORIES Rob Ford F Bomb http://bit.ly/1l5olRn Iceland Volcano http://nbcnews.to/PRHp8O Asteroids! http://bbc.in/ODcAUi

So, um, my microphone didn't work and I got angry. Then I got outside and got thinky about recent big acquisitions from Facebook and Disney. PREVIOUS VIDEO: http://bit.ly/1iEUmgg NEXT VIDEO: http://bit.ly/1guyNKs RANDOM: http://bit.ly/1dwEX2n ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page where you can get a super duper clones in space poster http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ I friggin got to see Jack Conte and Nataly Dawn from Pomplamoose at Playlist! Thanks for the wink, Jack! https://www.youtube.com/PomplamooseMusic If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Joe asked me if he could have a cloning machine. Sometimes it appears like he already has one in his videos but that's just computer trickery. He wants the real thing. No, not Coca Cola. The real cloning machine. Duh guys. PREVIOUS VIDEO: http://bit.ly/PyxWT4 NEXT VIDEO: http://bit.ly/N8chzK RANDOM: http://bit.ly/1hoRHTp Check out Joe's channel here! http://youtube.com/mysteryguitarman ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page where you can get a super duper clones in space poster http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Letterman said he's retiring next year. I'm sad. But I'm happy that now there's a job opening. Here's why I'm perfect for it. Also, getting organizey around here, Beardlovers! New video every day this week at NOON Central. See you tomorrow! And please let others know. Use this link to tweet: http://ctt.ec/1R55U Also also, at the end of every video a clone of your choice or I will answer a question. Address whatever clone you want to talk to and use #clonequestion in the comments or one of my social medias here: Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page where you can get a super duper clones in space poster http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

I mean. it's pretty weird if you think about it. I'm now doing new videos every weekday at NOON central! At the end of every video a clone of your choice or I will answer a question. Address whatever clone you want to talk to and use #clonequestion in the comments or one of my social medias here: Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page where you can get a super duper clones in space poster http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/livevlogandprosper ______________________________ If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Yep, there are 3 documented cases of meteors hitting people in all of human history, that I could find at least. I'm now doing new videos every weekday at NOON central! At the end of every video a clone of your choice or I will answer a question. Address whatever clone you want to talk to and use #clonequestion in the comments or one of my social medias here: Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Turns out the skydiving meteor was just a rock that was in the parachute. http://slate.me/1sAcwEI ______________________________ The Wheezy Spreadshirt page where you can get a super duper clones in space poster http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/zoo804 ______________________________ If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Through some extensive thinky times I figured out the true answer to the question of the most successful musician. I'm now doing new videos every weekday at NOON central! At the end of every video a clone of your choice or I will answer a question. Address whatever clone you want to talk to and use #clonequestion in the comments or one of my social medias here: Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ That band that I love, Middlepicker http://middlepicker.bandcamp.com/ ______________________________ Sources http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_music_artists http://popdust.com/2013/01/22/the-richest-musicians-of-all-time/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page where you can get dat awesome poster at the end of the video http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/newjersey2788 ______________________________ If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

I'm now doing new videos every weekday at NOON central! At the end of every video a clone of your choice or I will answer a question. Address whatever clone you want to talk to and use #clonequestion in the comments or one of my social medias here: Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Tickle Thanks to Audible for supporting WheezyWaiter. Get a free audiobook of your choice at http://bit.ly/WheezyAudible I'd recommend A Fire Upon The Deep. It's a seriously amazing Sci-fi novel. http://bit.ly/1eFvq3Y ______________________________ At the end of every video a clone of your choice or I will answer a question. Address whatever clone you want to talk to and use #clonequestion in the comments or one of my social medias here: Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the amazingly anger wink! http://youtube.com/JazzTrumpetMaster To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Today I interview Lana McKissack & Nathan Moore about their marriage for my own academic research. Purely scientific. Nothing personal about this for me or anything. Check out their channel: http://youtube.com/lanamckissack ______________________________ At the end of every video a clone of your choice or I will answer a question. Address whatever clone you want to talk to and use #clonequestion in the comments or one of my social medias here: Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ All music from http://incompetech.com

Google Glass launched yesterday for one day only. Inspired by this, I created 11 new Google Devices that will change the way we use the internet forever! ______________________________ At the end of every video a clone of your choice or I will answer a question. Address whatever clone you want to talk to and use #clonequestion in the comments or one of my social medias here: Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, Sean Sumwalt! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPStUXCtnfSw7KAUK-bwYeQ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

I think I pretty much covered all the things babies don't know. ______________________________ At the end of every video a clone of your choice or I will answer a question. Address whatever clone you want to talk to and use #clonequestion in the comments or one of my social medias here: Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, Ash Odinson! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-AmMz3bBhu-rLld4oFUbZA To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Since Easter is coming up I had Instructional Clone and Rob Scallon show you how to hard boil an egg. I apologize. Instructional Clone is still learning how to be comfortable on camera. Thanks for the camera work, Rob! http://youtube.com/robs70986987 ______________________________ At the end of every video a clone of your choice or I will answer a question. Address whatever clone you want to talk to and use #clonequestion in the comments or one of my social medias here: Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, Mother Terezzza! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UColgJFZuSO_JLsldLYH3W5w To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Go here to get a free 2 week trial of Hulu Plus. http://bit.ly/HuluPlusWheezy ______________________________ At the end of every video a clone of your choice or I will answer a question. Address whatever clone you want to talk to and use #clonequestion in the comments or one of my social medias here: Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/martijnmusschoot To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Happy Earth Day, Earth! ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the awesome music, Rob Scallon! https://www.youtube.com/robscallon And thanks for the awesome mastering (and beard), Ryan! https://www.youtube.com/fluff191 ______________________________ Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________

Gary & Me return with myths about Water! Also, to make myself feel good about me, here's a place where you can help people help people get water: http://water.org ______________________________ At the end of every video a clone of your choice or I will answer a question. Address whatever clone you want to talk to and use #clonequestion in the comments or one of my social medias here: Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/ManiacLanguage To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ Sources: http://www.examiner.com/article/water-crisis-is-there-one http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/five-myths-about-water/2012/04/06/gIQAS6EB0S_story.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquaman

Peak beard is upon us and beards just aren't so special anymore. I wanna be special! ______________________________ Watch LaurBubble play I'm Actin' Here. She's a mighty fine actress. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DJb3qkS0M8 And get the app to play with her. http://bit.ly/19XwYqZ Half the sales go to Make A Wish Foundation. http://wish.org ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/MrCoolguy106 To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Today I answer a bizunch of your questions whilst sitting on my brand new couch! (Get it, cushions and answers. My mom thinks I'm clever.) Driftless Pony Club is going on tour! Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/TheatricalInsanity To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Not enough people are flossing these days so I thought I'd give you a list of ways to make it fun and/or easier to do it! ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ Check out the new The Good Stuff video all about people taking on a coal plant. Probably our most ambitious video yet. http://bit.ly/1ittMsi ______________________________ At the end of every video a clone of your choice or I will answer a question. Address whatever clone you want to talk to and use #clonequestion in the comments or one of my social medias here: Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/batduq To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

I found a bunch of royalty free stock footage and made this epic tale of love, adventure, and goo. ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink... dogs. To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ Thanks to http://xstockvideo.com for all the footage.

Today we discuss explosions in the news including Canada's exploding whale problem, the universe's upcoming wedding, George Clooney's explosion of love, and more. Also, I was friggin in Star Wars through the magic of ApprenticeA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qYfQv5Ow2k ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ Check out the new The Good Stuff video all about people taking on a coal plant. Probably our most ambitious video yet. http://bit.ly/1ittMsi ______________________________ At the end of (almost) every video a clone of your choice or I will answer a question. Address whatever clone you want to talk to and use #clonequestion in the comments or one of my social medias here: Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/Awkwardtunity To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ News Stories: http://mashable.com/2014/04/30/spacex-falcon-9-reusable-landing/ http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/30/world/blue-whale-carcass-problem/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 http://www.people.com/article/george-clooney-engaged-amal-alamuddin-law-firm-sends-cong

It's always good to plan ahead, Beardlovers. ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ At the end of (almost) every video a clone of your choice or I will answer a question. Address whatever clone you want to talk to and use #clonequestion in the comments or one of my social medias here: Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, me. To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________

Beardlovers, guess what? I got a new couch so I decided to answer some of your questions on it. Not about it, on it. Well, one of the questions is about it, but whatevs. ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/CamPhoneVlogManThing To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________

It's finally time to get this off my chest. Thanks to Audible for supporting the channel. Want a free audio book? Go here: http://bit.ly/wheezyaudible They even have The Fault in Our Stars! http://bit.ly/1rW5Pti ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/2morebottles To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Today I talk about the one thing that always changes. Everything. Learn more about #TheNew here: http://bit.ly/yTheNew ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/feathertail1002 To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Gary and Me discuss more myths. This time, alcohol. ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, Kelsey http://youtube.com/channel/UCCO8l5V703wEVDdO8_vYNlQ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Snack better with Naturebox so you can continue to walk. Here's the link to get 50% off your first box: http://bit.ly/nbwheezy ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, Sheena http://youtube.com/IAmHopeless To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ Thanks for supporting my channel, Naturebox.

Another incredibly informative set of answers to your questions. ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/dramakittymeow To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Today is International Nurses Day and it just so happens that I have a nurse clone who basically just gets me coffee when I want him to. Also, there's an ER in my kitchen. NEW Wheezy Shirt designs! Use code COFFEESDONE to get Free Standard Shipping when you buy 2 or more items http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com Thanks for the designs, Karen Kavett. https://www.youtube.com/karenkavett ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And my other project THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

In this technological age it's important to remember the real world basics. ______________________________ NEW Wheezy Shirt designs! Use code COFFEESDONE to get Free Standard Shipping when you buy 2 or more items http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And my other project THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/Fletch8595 To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

A bunch of clones and I make a smelly discovery. You can get an Axe X Men Gift Pack with a free movie poster at Walgreens. Here's the store finder: http://bit.ly/wheezyAxe ______________________________ Thanks for the lovely phone chat and adorable cat, Rob Scallon. http://youtube.com/robscallon ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/Krawattastrophe To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ Disclaimer: Sponsored post by Lunchbox all opinions are 100% my own

Today I answer a buttload of your questions. The questions didn't come from your butt as far as I know. That's just an expression. ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! AND you can already buy tickets to some of the shows, like St. Louis & Oklahoma City among others. Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ NEW Wheezy Shirt designs! Use code COFFEESDONE to get Free Standard Shipping when you buy 2 or more items http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/rethinkOURreality To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ And click here to see what I think was my favorite video to make: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YUPCwWvigw

Today I discuss why we like Zombie movies and why I don't believe 'evil' exists. ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! AND you can already buy tickets to some of the shows, like St. Louis & Oklahoma City among others. Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ NEW GOOD STUFF PLAYLIST BEGINS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS_C7dM25pc ______________________________ LAST DAY for Free Standard shipping on Wheezy garb. Use code COFFEESDONE to get Free Standard Shipping when you buy 2 or more items http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/UCJTvaVspZARkdhbamxnvzNg To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in the angriest voice you can followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________

Just some reasons I've thought of for this decline I'm noticing in views on many youtube channels. ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ NEW The Good Stuff playlist! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS_C7dM25pc&list=PLsRLUurFnvvVLTdzHqYK1vxY6Ew4ND4Oq ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Figured it was about time someone made the top 10 things, also, an important announcement regarding clone murder. ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ NEW The Good Stuff playlist! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS_C7dM25pc&list=PLsRLUurFnvvVLTdzHqYK1vxY6Ew4ND4Oq ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Just a little ditty to honor that glorious round structure. The song is available on iTUNES! Censored: http://bit.ly/1py0V68 Uncensored: bit.ly/1pjxQON and AMAZON Censored: amzn.to/1oK2Zbr Uncensored: amzn.to/SfbUpM ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/ProSnowboarder1994 To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Today I make a Society Change, talk about my new shoes, and explain the pointlessness of everything. The Wheezy Shoes are now sold out. Sadness. ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video singing in your best opera voice "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Today I bring you a bunch of news stories in my very professional style. ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video singing in your best opera voice "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ News Stories -http://money.cnn.com/2014/05/28/technology/apple-beats/ -http://money.cnn.com/2014/05/28/technology/security/hack-data-breach/ -http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/30/politics/obama-carney-leaving/ -http://time.com/135853/porn-brain/ -http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/30/world/africa/meet-armless-table-tennis-champion/ -http://time.com/2801520/willis-tower-glass-cracks/

Been getting really good at bad parkour, you guys. See BAD PARKOUR 2! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG2vFGM_e-s ______________________________ Thanks for all the help and skating tricks, Rob Scallon! http://youtube.com/robscallon ______________________________ Did you know my band, Driftless Pony Club, is going on tour again?! Info here: http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCozVlp4mxc3_N9L2k---RmA ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video singing in your best opera voice "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

I took a break last week. (Despite the fact that I uploaded a video. That's a low amount for me.) The break was good and I'm feeling recharged. Today I analyze the reasons I feel recharged and why I needed the break in the first place. Also, my band Driftless Pony Club is going on tour very soon! We'd love to meet as many of you as we can. You can go to our website to find the dates and places. http://driftlessponyclub.com/ And you can go to our facebook page and find the show you're going to and join the event to let us know: https://www.facebook.com/driftlessponyclub Also also, if you want to help support my other project, The Good Stuff (http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff), you can contribute to our Subbable campaign. There's some sweet perks over there as well. http://subbable.com/goodstuff This channel also has a Subbable page if you just want to support me. http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UCCAAT2gjfNKwmpwdF6_nNDw To submit a wink make a video singing in your best opera voice "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Due to time zone change I can't sleep! But I can noodle on the guitar while I get all philosophical. Thanks to Audible for supporting the channel. Want a free audio book? Go here: http://bit.ly/wheezyAudible They have my favorite Kurt Vonnegut book, The Sirens of Titan. It's seriously awesome. http://bit.ly/1oaQF7g ______________________________ My band is going on tour out west! http://driftlessponyclub.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, http://youtube.com/channel/UCifoAzMlvRDC7-ydgsQMZEQ To submit a wink make a video singing in your best opera voice "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Today I discuss why superstition is stupid... stition. ______________________________ Driftless Pony Club is going on tour NEXT WEEK! http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ I'm Actin' Here is completely free to download AND it's ad free! https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/im-actin-here/id680089267?ls=1&mt=8 ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UC9r1-qmBFOXEq6gV12zbDgw To submit a wink make a video singing in your best opera voice "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

This is totally your favorite video. ____________________________ Music is 'Time Spent Wondering' by Rob Scallon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4uhA4ZgHd8

My band is now on Tour! Don't know anything about my band? Well here's the website: http://driftlessponyclub.com Tour daily vlogs here http://youtube.com/wheezynews Tour pics here http://instagram.com/driftlessponyclub http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter All the tour dates here http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html

Today I discuss more than you probably ever wanted to know about the Summer Solstice. And Sexy Clone lost his prescription sunglasses. Help him choose which new ones to get from Warby Parker! You can also get free 3 day shipping on your own final selection of glasses by using this link: http://bit.ly/WheezyWarby ______________________________ Driftless Pony Club is currently on tour out west. Click the link to see where we go next! http://www.driftlessponyclub.com/p/upcoming-performances.html ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UCpsmcHqx4WRb_avWxgGPSKQ To submit a wink make a video singing in your best opera voice "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

I'm on tour with my band, Driftless Pony Club. You can learn all about the band and where we're going at http://driftlessponyclub.com. The rest of our tour: 6/23 San Diego 6/26 VIDCON! 6/30 Pomona, CA 7/1 San Francisco 7/2 Eugene, OR 7/3 Portland, OR 7/5 Seattle 7/6 Boise 7/7 Salt Lake City 7/9 Denver Today's video features some dancing, some nuthin, and some ranting from these folks, http://twitter.com/mjosefweber http://twitter.com/sampants2000 http://youtube.com/robscallon And the sunglasses have been chosen!

I've been away for a while, but the good news is now I'm back and beardier than EVAR! It was amazing being on the road with Hank Green, Andrew Huang, Harry and the Potters, and of course, Driftless Pony Club. If you'd like to know more about my band, http://driftlessponyclub.com Also, did you know Sam has a YouTube channel now? http://youtube.com/thesampants2000 ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, everyone at my Vidcon Q&A. Sheesh. Super powerful winkers you are. To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

To learn more about how No Labels is helping us get things done despite our differences go here: http://nolabels.org ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UCLqBs9hBNHgUcTztelwPY3g To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Just thought I'd help you out with some bad life hacks. Also, thanks to Audible for supporting my channel. Want a free audio book? Go here: http://bit.ly/Audiblewheezy One awesome book that I'd recommend if you're into advice that makes your life worse is 'The Areas of My Expertise' by John Hodgman: bit.ly/1mx2ygL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UCMcRxfM1lhzv39Ieg72h3Zw To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY! Also, today I decided to talk to you about balance and how you can't always do what you enjoy. ______________________________ Will I see you at Buffer Festival? http://bufferfestival.com ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, Laina! http://youtube.com/wzr0713 And the video bomb, Wil Wheaton! http://youtube.com/geekandsundry To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

We got a dog! Say hi to Mitzy. And Graphics Clone is really obsessed with The Karate Kid, apparently. ______________________________ Will I see you at Buffer Festival? http://bufferfestival.com ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Just thought the world needed to be reminded about beards so as to make not not beards happen more. ______________________________ Will I see you at Buffer Festival? http://bufferfestival.com ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

We had a plumbing problem at our apartment and so we stayed at my parents house. But was there something more devious and... vengeful afoot???? Also, thanks to Audible for supporting my channel. Want a free audio book? Go here: http://bit.ly/audWheezy One awesome book that I'd recommend is Game of Thrones. It's the first book in A Song of Ice and Fire series and it's also a great TV show, duh. Go here for that audiobook: http://bit.ly/1muRYb0 ______________________________ Will I see you at Buffer Festival? http://bufferfestival.com ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://youtube.com/channel/UC1x24ZtKv3wRbTYD6cOU1iw To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Robin Williams is one of my biggest heroes and inspirations. Just felt like acknowledging that and analyzing the reasons why. Rest in peace, Robin Williams. You will be missed.

Thanks a LOT, Jack! Also, you're welcome! ______________________________ Big thanks to TheOneTAR for a Subbable contribution. Here's her blurb: I wish I could grow an awesome beard :( –TheOneTAR And here's her channel: http://youtube.com/TheOneTAR ______________________________ Will I see you at Buffer Festival? http://bufferfestival.com ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://youtube.com/channel/UC4SUrHOCJ0h96UKPzFOggmQ To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

More info about ALS and The Ice Bucket Challenge: http://www.alsa.org/ Let the people I tagged in this video know about it! Bronson Pinchot https://twitter.com/BronsonAP Vevo http://youtube.com/vevo Sam Grant http://twitter.com/sampants2000 Ze Frank http://twitter.com/zefrank Rahn Emanuel https://twitter.com/RahmEmanuel My Dad (I'll just tell him) ______________________________ Will I see you at Buffer Festival? http://bufferfestival.com ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Since I'm in the middle of shooting a short film (planning a long video) I thought I'd ramble on about why we create. Thanks for Tabforacause for supporting my channel on Subbable! Check them out. It's a really lazy way to support charity without spending anything: www.tabforacause.org/?r=11 ______________________________ Will I see you at Buffer Festival? http://bufferfestival.com ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Okay, let's be honest. It's not that slow. Anyway, really couldn't think of what else to title this one since it's pretty friggin nuts. Stupid Doctor Clone had to jump in and disrupted my flow, not to mention bankrupt me with that hospital bill. Jeez, guys. Jeez. Check out my new show I'm doing with Matt, TOPIC TOWN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpx5UvQZFTs ______________________________ Will I see you at Buffer Festival? http://bufferfestival.com ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

An EPIC video years in the making. Everything is Possum T-SHIRT! http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com Everything is Possum Novelization! http://amzn.to/1lNLKJ6 __________________ Supplemental Videos Everything is Possum http://youtu.be/csOh76QfGS4 commentary: http://youtu.be/H39bHLoqHuc Playing Possum Ending http://youtu.be/BUldkzbm0gE commentary: http://youtu.be/z_mMRWJDNwQ Twist Ending http://youtu.be/kWnzdv5xbxs commentary: http://youtu.be/oSpTm42dwic Gun Ending http://youtu.be/BJa7NQRml-o commentary: http://youtu.be/cuwioSfLVTo Behind the Scenes http://youtu.be/koJA7ZLiO1w commentary: http://youtu.be/tvffLlXtiqA Behind the Scenes of Behind the Scenes http://youtu.be/da-G7Wtsejk commentary: http://youtu.be/l0LIJ2lfTW0 Director's Cut http://youtu.be/LsxkKIBRVJA commentary: http://youtu.be/HClGCnNVORI Outtakes http://youtu.be/2PzRiJLMACE commentary: http://youtu.be/ZIwPUFft8tE Deleted Scene http://youtu.be/WF1G-j47bHw commentary: http://youtu.be/QWlUNMAVgyQ Flipped http://youtu.be/dlNTBNATj0M commentary: http://youtu.be/xjnGA6AIvj8 Upside Down http://youtu.be/lpHoS1jvclY commentary: http://youtu.be/fl5UNfjldJk T-shirt commentary: http://youtu.be/d0zur1QHwKI ______________________________ Big thank you to Ryan Wolff, Matt Weber, & Rob Scallon for helping me with this. http://harmonyjoyride.com http://twitter.com/mjosefweber http://youtube.com/robscallon ______________________________ Will I see you at Buffer Festival? http://bufferfestival.com ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/good

It's been a long time coming. And I really stressed over what this video should be. But I think I came up with something that will really ring true. Also, Chyna and I are totally married now. Here's the wedding video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzZtjckwmGA music "Sneaky Snooper" by Audionautix "When We Live In Circles and Eat on Merry-go-rounds" by Driftless Pony Club engagement, engaged, proposal, propose

And that weirdo... is me. See me ACTUALLY propose to Chyna: http://youtu.be/y1NVALEht_g ______________________________ Will I see you at Buffer Festival? http://bufferfestival.com ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, Paulo http://youtube.com/channel/UCliH_aJA9ZZg8575HVoej7w To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Check out This Exists: http://www.youtube.com/user/thisexists?sub_confirmation=1 Gary & Me have decided to dispel some myths that have been dogging us for years. heh heh heh. puns. PREVIOUS: http://youtu.be/t2UuMP1Zchc OTHER GARY & ME VIDEOS: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-9qiMf_Dqe7WBtT3HQr0Qc7IWGsRN48x ______________________________ Will I see you at Buffer Festival? http://bufferfestival.com ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, Tyler. That roller coaster that you were definitely on looks like fun. http://youtube.com/channel/UCJgHHqEl4S4fgGXbbO17Txw To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Go here to check out Squarespace: http://bit.ly/sqspwheezy1 And for a 10% discount on your first purchase use CODE: Wheezy PREVIOUS: http://youtu.be/JfridNGIb-o ______________________________ Will I see you at Buffer Festival? http://bufferfestival.com ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, Henry. http://youtube.com/channel/UC8xMZk481QUs42u6TxuefOw To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ Appearances in this video by: John Crosthwaite Brando Crawford Thea Lux Rob Scallon Matt Weber Ryan Wolff David Wolff

Sign up with Audible and get your first purchase free: http://bit.ly/WheezyAud I'm gonna get a book that celebrates the birth of the universe, Origins: Fourteen Billion Years of Cosmic Evolution, co-written by a guy I share a birthday with, Neil deGrasse Tyson. http://bit.ly/10zEx5v ______________________________ PREVIOUS: http://youtu.be/4W7RkW1QP2Y ______________________________ Check out my birthday bro, Jake Jarvi's channel and web series, Platoon of Power Squadron: http://youtube.com/pineappleboyfilms ______________________________ Will I see you at Buffer Festival? http://bufferfestival.com ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, Clark. http://youtube.com/channel/UCD1R85O07j_nlfnAMnzvpcQ To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________

Go here to check out Squarespace: http://bit.ly/wheezysqsp1 And for a 10% discount on your first purchase use CODE: Wheezy ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/dangerouslytalented To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________

Dang, I look goooood today. Nothing can go wrong. Check out the Harry Potter Alliance fundraiser! I could make you a personal video: http://equalityftw.org AND check out my short film! http://youtu.be/ojhkYz10CE0 NEXT VIDEO: http://youtu.be/jY-8rf_S1Tw ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UCSgu3Ljz2PlMxuyO6xL_HmA To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________

Just some tips for all you Jedi out there. Hope this helps. See my previous super helpful Life Hacks video "Life Hacks That Will Make Your Life Worse" here: http://bit.ly/1tANyqb Thanks to Matt Weber for is force ghost wisdom. https://twitter.com/mjosefweber PREVIOUS: http://bit.ly/1xEtwu8 NEXT: http://youtu.be/P8iEcre6V-Q ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter ______________________________ Buy some Wheezy garb? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com

Just thought this is something I should talk about on a Wednesday. Check out the YouCoalition pledge here (and at the bottom of this doobly-doo): http://bit.ly/10zuWfo PREVIOUS: http://youtu.be/jY-8rf_S1Tw ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Big movements start with individuals. When many people make small changes in their personal lives, we create a place that's safer and better for everyone. The Safer Community Pledge is a simple step people can take to stand up against sexual violence and harassment. We hope that this pledge encourages us to make small changes in our personal lives, and that it encourages us to continue discussing this critical issue. You can take the pledge by sharing this post on your favorite social media site. By sharing, you're committing to the following: -I pledge that I will always prioritize consent. I understand that consent is the presence of an enthusiastic yes rather than the absence of a no; and that consent cannot be given when someone is asleep or physically or mentally incapacitated. -I pledge that I will respect my partner's wishes, and that I will not pressure or coerce them into doing anything that makes them uncomfortable. -I pledge to stand with survivors of sexual abuse or harassment by showing them compassion and respect. -I pledge to never blame the victim for any abuse they've experienced. Sexual violence is never the victim's fault. -I pledge to admit when I make mistakes, and to apologize for my actions. When someone tells me that I've said something sexist, victim-blaming, or otherwise offensive, I pledge to be open to their words. -I pledge to support conversations surrounding sexual abuse and harassment in a

Huahahahahahahahahahaha *pretend cough for comedic effect* There's a new The Good Stuff for the Entropy playlist all about trying to get humans to live forever! http://bit.ly/1yMUCjN ______________________________ PREVIOUS: http://bit.ly/1tJtEta ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UCUJKfyIL1ItvQcnSrroygHw To submit a wink make a video saying in your most creative way possible "This is the end of the video" followed by a wink. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________

Go here to check out Squarespace: http://bit.ly/WheezySQSP1 And for a 10% discount on your first purchase use CODE: Wheezy ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________

Been getting really good at bad parkour, you guys. Bad Parkour 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRtjVihrZxs Thanks for all the help and skating tricks, Rob Scallon! http://youtube.com/robscallon Thanks to Emily Graslie for letting me dodge her: http://youtube.com/thebrainscoop Music is 'Men of Action' by my band, Driftless Pony Club, http://www.driftlessponyclub.com ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ WHEEZY WARDROBE: http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________

Sign up with Audible and get your first purchase free: http://bit.ly/audiblewheezy If you want to get an interesting perspective on how the world works, I recommend Freakonomics by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner http://bit.ly/10zEx5v ______________________________ And here's some links to all the stuff I mentioned in this video: My short film 'Fine Tuned' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojhkYz10CE0 The Good Stuff http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff Platoon of Power Squadron http://youtube.com/pineappleboyfilms Crash Course http://youtube.com/crashcourse Mental Floss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBFXZsnJ4aE The Julian Smith video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOa_T0CyTOk (The Elliot Morgan video won't be up for a month or so) ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere TUMBLR http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter FACEBOOK http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter TWITTER http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter GOOGLE+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL REDDIT http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ WHEEZY WARDROBE: http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com ______________________________ The Wheezy Subbable Page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter And THE GOOD STUFF subbable page: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________

Go here to check out Squarespace: http://bit.ly/wheezySQSP1 And for a 10% discount on your first purchase use CODE: Wheezy ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, Emily! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRZ1CZ2fjuXlLYCW0RSghvQ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

Visit Harrys.com and use the code WHEEZY to get $5 off http://bit.ly/WheezyHarrys ____________________ The shave of the century... ^ Pretty cool tagline, huh. I thought of it with my mind brain. ____________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/

I spilled coffee on my keyboard and made a song and then made another song and then complained about everything. It's been a full day. ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpg5Go3gopltcDFStbqq_og To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.

I tried to make jokes about what I thought the kids were into these days, i.e. 4th Century Chinese History, but Corporate Clone had another idea... In other news, my band, Driftless Pony Club, is playing this THURSDAY (December 11th) in CHICAGO. All ages. Info and tickets here: http://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/701071?utm_source=tw1&utm_medium=amp In other other news I'm currently training for a marathon and chronicling the experience on WheezyNews. There's 3 videos already! Here's the first one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwT74VTRADM&list=PLoSKjPtLb-Y16RtHoSfgpW0w9mlLXw00O And it will eventually culminated into a video for The Good Stuff http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff Oh yeah, and that song is based of of All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor if you haven't heard it already. That would be amazing if you haven't.

Just a good 'ole fashion explosion Wednesday. ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX7WLMis8BG81fWWKMMPHNQ To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ News Stories: WEATHER BOMB: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-30407295 ARMY GUN: http://cnnmon.ie/1vG1CuN COLBERT: http://cnn.it/1vG1Dit PENGUIN POO: http://bbc.in/1unRdVe

more info about Project for Awesome here! http://projectforawesome.com Project For Awesome Indiegogo https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/project-for-awesome-2014 Project For Awesome Livestream (my 4pm time slot turned out to be a lie. Should be around 4:45 or 5pm central) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LCPKLhSiXc Doctors Without Borders http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/

There's way more gamma ray bursts happening on Earth than we thought AND SpaceX is going to try to land a rocket! And here's the video in which I reminded you that Explosion Wednesday has always been a thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY1DKZiMD7I ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2yK9jHpHhuCk3S5slpQ4Rg To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________ News Stories: SPACEX: http://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-reuseable-falcon-9-ocean-landing-2014-12 GAMMA RAYS: http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-30491840

Today I clear up some issues with my previous video and explain why all this hacker business is really making things difficult for me in a BIG way! Jeez. ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzZ1tfiJEHe9Kcc1w9OGnkw To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube. ______________________________

Christmas is coming and I've made the perfect gift for the biker in your life. Thanks to Chris Thompson for being my bike model!http://youtube.com/supdaily And my running talk with him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9tolVx4gEQ ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnU2lhr6UD9LUrP2ebjTk8A To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.______________________________

I just kept losing 'em. Jeez. HAPPY NEW YEAR, Beardlovers!! ______________________________ Wheezy Elsewhere Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/BeardLovers/ ______________________________ Thanks for the wink!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3u7fBsvg7O4KEKHNjdlLpg To submit a wink make a video saying "This is the end of the video" in whatever ridiculous way you'd like. Title it "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Upload it to YouTube.______________________________