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See outtakes of this video? (pretty much me throwing stuff at Chyna) http://youtu.be/8IwwCCts3tI See the lightsaber battle with Corey Vidal?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4em9zADlYS4 MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/WombatVlogs

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Beardlovers Reddit Page! http://reddit.com/r/beardlovers MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/JustNicola245

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This song will soon be for sale, but here's all the Wheezy Songs currently on sale! iTunes http://tinyurl.com/byla2jj Google Play http://tinyurl.com/9wr2omv MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/TheLaGuardoLoser

Got Questions? This video should help you out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdoPNEA0XI An apology for factual inaccuracies http://youtu.be/efwt4WIbhL4 MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/channel/UCPqkERv_oez3duexnfoRyew Sources for this video: Whales http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_animal Old Faithful http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Faithful Toads http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/16290795 Tunguska Event http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event Limnic Eruption http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limnic_eruption also an episode of the podcast 'Stuff you Should Know' which you is an awesome podcast you should definitely check out.

My old video 'Ideas Unlimited' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA2kUK1O5BI MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/actuallydave

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Please make a video response about your origin story, Beardlovers! Dan Dobi's documentary 'Please Subscribe' is screening all across the US on February 5th at 7:30 (some places 7pm). Trailer http://youtu.be/sPScAyF76oc Screening Near You http://tinyurl.com/aju8cx4 CHICAGO screening http://tinyurl.com/d6o2owe MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/Rossco9992

Today a clone finds something he doesn't understand on the kitchen table. He recruits other clones for help. They're not much help. Have a good origin story to tell? Leave it as a video response to the video linked here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhaAw4v_HN8 _____________________________________ Dan Dobi's documentary 'Please Subscribe' is screening all across the US on February 5th at 7:30 (some places 7pm). I'll be at the Chicago screening! Trailer http://youtu.be/sPScAyF76oc Screening Near You http://tinyurl.com/aju8cx4 CHICAGO screening http://tinyurl.com/d6o2owe _____________________________________ MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink: http://youtube.com/critterlitter3

Sometimes you gotta just let it go when people make mistakes, k? Don't be jerk. Often the people who are laughing at the mistakers end up being the most disliked. Unless I'm in the room with my shirt off. Then I'm the one most disliked. Especially if it's the end of the week. That means I haven't showered for at least 6 days. This has been a Wheezy Life Lesson. Free Shipping on Shirts until January 30th. Use code: FREELOVE http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts OTHER WHEEZY CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW WHEEZYWAITER HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY WAITER STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/

So today I decided to try out something new. Should we make it permanent we'll call it Explosion Wednesday. Every Wednesday we'll talk about things that are directly or somewhat explosion related. I may have gotten sidetracked during the making of this video, though, when I started talking about how you can influence other people's dreams. That's important, too, though. And so are my satellites I have floating around in the sky. I talked about those, too. Sometimes you just gotta talk about stuff, k? Check out the making of Joe's squeaky wheel sound! It's a tour de force that delves deep into the soul of one of our great creators: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l72-u3UnZlk Last day of FREE SHIPPING on Shirts! Use code: FREELOVE http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/mmasonghistudios

Today I wanted to talk to you about the Superbowl but it turns out I know nothing about tennis or whatever so I decided to have a Chicago Bear talk to you but I don't have a way to contact one so I decided to make a Chicago Bear clone but I accidentally made a Bear Clone. Yikes. Watch the video to find out how I survived. Thanks for watching, Beardlovers! Wink (ding), Wheezy Waiter Check out a collab I did with Lamarr Wilson! http://tinyurl.com/bcgfobz WHEEZY CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW WHEEZYWAITER HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/pblovr2the1andonly

Today the decision as to whether or not Explosion Wednesday should be an official thing is finally made in today's video! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/Taliewarlie

So today comments from the previous video start interrupting as they often do. Eventually this gets me on the topic of dealing with depression and meaninglessness in your life and how you should help others to get out of it. I show you a neat way to do it that doesn't involve any work. Hang on a second...I had to make this video in order to help you learn...and that was work! Dangit! I did work! (jkjkjkjk, I love making videos). Want a shirt? http://dftba.com/product/14s/WheezyWaiter-Clone-Shirt Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/nataphoric

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My clones friggin made a Harlem Shake video and then asked me to edit it so I did. I wasn't planning on doing one of these videos but my clones insisted. When this was over I sent them to the alligator pit. Some of them went, some of then escaped. Quiet clone definitely escaped because I couldn't hear where he was. Sexy clone escaped because I was blinded by the sexy. And the hot dog suit guy jumped in the alligator pit, but don't worry, he took the suit off first. Double don't worry, he was wearing clothes underneath. MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/

So I wanted to talk to you guys about something super important but then this confused clone interrupted me and I had to friggin explain everything to him. Little did I know... MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/PkThad0w

So today I brought out my pet snake (not a euphemism) and the alligator friggin tried to join my conversation I was having with the Whale about the Whale being afraid of the snake! So I decided to try to teach at you about how to properly join a conversation. I failed miserably but it's certainly fun to watch. Also, if you haven't left an 'origin story' video response to that video a I made a few weeks ago go and you'd like to please go to that video and do it! http://tinyurl.com/attu6ro The DFTBA Clone Shirt! http://dftba.com/product/14s/WheezyWaiter-Clone-Shirt FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink, Ronnie Johnson!

Today I'm trying to put an end so something that has bothered me for *record scratch* a long time. Here's a link to that video I did a while ago in which I highlight another annoying thing some filmmakers do. Those filmmakers names often rhyme with Schmorge Schmucas. http://tinyurl.com/bejejnn The DFTBA Clone Shirt! http://dftba.com/product/14s/WheezyWaiter-Clone-Shirt FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/shoes8595

So today I made an enormous amount of puns and then did a rap song which is educational and stuff about moving out. I hope you enjoy it and junk. And just so you know, I'm staying in Chicago. Moving to a new neighborhood. MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/Hpfan3295

This is the last video in this apartment. *sob sob*. I thought I should finally reveal all the mysteries here before I leave. Turns out what's going on with the dryer is craaaaazaaaaay! Hopefully something like that doesn't continue in the new apartment... MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/kaylenboudreau1000

The Secret Poject is called... just watch the video and find out, k? Or I suppose you could infer the name when you look at the links below. Follow the secret poject: http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff http://facebook.com/thegoodstuffshow See the new apartment in the daily vlog: http://tinyurl.com/bk82oh9 Music in this video is from the amazing Rob Scallon: http://www.youtube.com/robscallon

Today I'm introducing a new series I've been working on for the past few months, The Good Stuff. ________________ Bill Nye and the Origin of Everything http://dft.ba/-goodbillnye Origin of Me http://dft.ba/-originme Show Stopper http://dft.ba/-showstopper Kal-El of the Wild http://dft.ba/-kalelofthewild Origin of You http://dft.ba/-originyou ________________ If you'd like to see us do more of The Good Stuff please let us know in the comments. Next week we'll put up extra material we didn't use in these videos this week as well as behind the scenes stuff over at The Good Stuff youtube channel. And should we get more funding, all future TGS videos will go on the YT channel. YouTube: http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff Facebook: http://fb.com/TheGoodStuffShow Twitter: http://twitter.com/GoodStuffShow ________________ The song in this video is 'When I was a Zygote' by Shapers. It's on their album Little, Big found here: http://shapers.bandcamp.com/album/little-big ________________ This video written by Matt Weber, Craig Benzine Camera & Animation by Ryan Wolff

I ask Bill Nye to tell me about the beginning of it all. Thanks for talking with me, Bill. Check out the important work being done by The Planetary Society http://www.planetary.org/ ________________ Next Video http://dft.ba/-originme Beginning http://dft.ba/-goodstufforigins ________________ If you'd like to see us do more of The Good Stuff please let us know in the comments. Next week we'll put up extra material we didn't use in these videos this week as well as behind the scenes stuff over at The Good Stuff youtube channel. And should we get more funding, all future TGS videos will go on the YT channel. YouTube: http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff Facebook: http://fb.com/TheGoodStuffShow Twitter: http://twitter.com/GoodStuffShow ________________ The song is 'Some of These Limbs, yeah, the glue's still wet' by Todd Umhoefer of Old Earth http://oldearthcontact.bandcamp.com/ ________________ Thanks to Sarah Penna and the crew at Big Frame for setting up, and shooting this interview with me!

My Mom tells me about my origin, including things I didn't want to know. ________________ Next Video http://dft.ba/-showstopper Previous http://dft.ba/-goodbillnye Beginning http://dft.ba/-goodstufforigins ________________ If you'd like to see us do more of The Good Stuff please let us know in the comments. Next week we'll put up extra material we didn't use in these videos this week as well as behind the scenes stuff over at The Good Stuff youtube channel. And should we get more funding, all future TGS videos will go on the YT channel. YouTube: http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff Facebook: http://fb.com/TheGoodStuffShow Twitter: http://twitter.com/GoodStuffShow ________________ The first song is 'When I was a Zygote' by Shapers off their album Little, Big found here http://shapers.bandcamp.com/album/little-big And the other song is 'Physical Errand' by Todd Umhoefer of Old Earth http://oldearthcontact.bandcamp.com/ ________________ Crew Ryan Wolff Christopher Davis Matt Weber Edited by Craig Benzine Animation by Ryan Wolff

A story about inspiration, in reverse. ________________ Next Video http://dft.ba/-kalelofthewild Previous http://dft.ba/-originme Beginning http://dft.ba/-goodstufforigins ________________ If you'd like to see us do more of The Good Stuff please let us know in the comments. Next week we'll put up extra material we didn't use in these videos this week as well as behind the scenes stuff over at The Good Stuff youtube channel. And should we get more funding, all future TGS videos will go on the YT channel. YouTube: http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff Facebook: http://fb.com/TheGoodStuffShow Twitter: http://twitter.com/GoodStuffShow ________________ Thanks to Tom Milsom for letting us use his wonderful song, Springsong! http://tommilsom.com/ ________________ Credits: Written, Directed, and Edited by Craig Benzine Starring Marcus Truschinski Morgan Lord Marshall Svendsen Robert Jekabson Carlyn Janus Luca (the baby, awwwww) Crew Ryan Wolff Christopher Davis Matt Weber David Wolff Sam Grant Special thanks to Jake Jarvi!

My friend Matt re-wrote Superman. Can you do that? Well, he did. Thanks to Ben Franklin for the AMAZING images! http://mrbenfranklin.tumblr.com/ Thanks millions and millions to Ryan Wolff for working sleepless nights on this animation and music. Here's his YouTube channel (some stuff inappropriate for children) http://youtube.com/harmonyjoyride ________________ Next Video http://dft.ba/-originyou Previous http://dft.ba/-showstopper Beginning http://dft.ba/-goodstufforigins ________________ If you'd like to see us do more of The Good Stuff please let us know in the comments. Next week we'll put up extra material we didn't use in these videos this week as well as behind the scenes stuff over at The Good Stuff youtube channel. And should we get more funding, all future TGS videos will go on the YT channel. YouTube: http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff Facebook: http://fb.com/TheGoodStuffShow Twitter: http://twitter.com/GoodStuffShow ________________

A collection of little fragments of light. ________________ Previous http://dft.ba/-kalelofthewild Beginning http://dft.ba/-goodstufforigins ________________ Thank you for the video submissions (in order of appearance) NicolovsVideo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJHQujfVteA Sam Taylor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJQeoPa6dV0 Andrea P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj8qHfbxfHg Yellingatconcrete http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty5uLjPgAo0 ProfessorPuppet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpPNYLW3bUc regularguy5mb http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ec6QNpBQLE Eleanor Garrett http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym0jwnhoL6Y ________________ If you'd like to see us do more of The Good Stuff please let us know in the comments. Next week we'll put up extra material we didn't use in these videos this week as well as behind the scenes stuff over at The Good Stuff youtube channel. And all future TGS videos will go on the YT channel. YouTube: http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff Facebook: http://fb.com/TheGoodStuffShow Twitter: http://twitter.com/GoodStuffShow ________________ The song at the end of this video is 'When I was a Zygote' by Shapers. It's on there album Little, Big found here: http://shapers.bandcamp.com/album/little-big ________________ Thanks to Matt Weber for helping to pick out the videos. Animation by Ryan Wolff

Excited Apartment Tour http://youtu.be/OnhraHPxMEQ Deadpan Apartment Tour http://youtu.be/LcQKMjhI1dI Would you like to donate to Water.org? http://give.water.org/f/strike-wheezywaiter/ Would you like to subscribe to The Good Stuff? http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/

Donate to Water.org? http://give.water.org/f/strike-wheezywaiter/ Have you subscribed to The Good Stuff? http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Articles: New Pope: http://tinyurl.com/c2sno4a Iran Sues Hollywood: http://tinyurl.com/ccpadr4 Dolphins: http://tinyurl.com/dy73zxt Girl with Money: http://tinyurl.com/cnj7fwr Boy Scout Gaming: http://tinyurl.com/cwuk5kg Waste-less Jeans: http://tinyurl.com/cznpelm Dog Eats Pennies: http://tinyurl.com/cdl726a Thanks for the wink, Micah Beard! http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr1pvitsN7wkxssoGMxUuNA

Summary of the video: Um, I guess, just watch it. A lot happens. We're so ridiculously close to our goal to help 100 people get safe water! Please consider donating. http://give.water.org/f/strike-wheezywaiter/ Also, the dude who made the violin pictures: http://artwithstrangers.blogspot.com/ MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/ChantTV

I decided to make a video about how to live a long life but I kept finding contradictory advice so I decided to ask an old person, my dad, and this is the result. Check out the latest Good Stuff update video! http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff Free shipping on more than 2 products from the Wheezy Wardrobe until March 22nd! Use the code: EASTER2013 http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com Want to celebrate International Tabletop Day? http://tabletopday.com MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/ccasuallogann Thanks, Ryan Wolff, for the awesome thumbnail! http://youtube.com/harmonyjoyride

The singing is back! Not a singing rug, but something. Also, wanna see the rest of the footage of the interview with my mom? http://tinyurl.com/cutko9b Also, friggin coffee-powered cars? http://tinyurl.com/ces28u9 MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff http://youtube.com/wheezynews http://youtube.com/wheezygamer1 http://youtube.com/alwayswheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/MatthewSantoro

I've been gone for a week. To make it up to you I did what a couple of you told me to, well I tried to anyway. Want to send us some airplane stories? Leave a video response to this Good Stuff video http://tinyurl.com/c6dv6f4 Random Wheezy Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48woudBJsY8 Versus Valerie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcD9-RG--E0 MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff http://youtube.com/WheezyNews http://youtube.com/WheezyGamer1 http://youtube.com/AlwaysWheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://fb.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink, http://www.youtube.com/Dinomy199185

Thank goodness for YouTube. Without it I wouldn't be able to tell my exquisite stories. Wheezy Wayback Machine. Watch a random old Wheezy video: http://tinyurl.com/dx9qxgn MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff http://youtube.com/WheezyNews http://youtube.com/WheezyGamer1 http://youtube.com/AlwaysWheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://www.youtube.com/ZABERCAN99

Happy April Truths Day! Wheezy Random Video! http://tinyurl.com/cjn8v2o MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff http://youtube.com/WheezyNews http://youtube.com/WheezyGamer1 http://youtube.com/AlwaysWheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink: http://youtube.com/AudioVideoClips

I had to go do some stuff or something so I made a couple clones do today's video. I haven't watched it because who has time? I'm going to assume they did an amazing job. MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff http://youtube.com/WheezyNews http://youtube.com/WheezyGamer1 http://youtube.com/AlwaysWheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink, Jake bagman! http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKwSnHKfcTU7J8I8PZlTIsA

Today I get really talky about criticism and why it's important. MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff http://youtube.com/WheezyNews http://youtube.com/WheezyGamer1 http://youtube.com/AlwaysWheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/rachellemgc

I decided to grab the camera and some headphones and just go around rapping about what I see... I apologize... or you're welcome. MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff http://youtube.com/WheezyNews http://youtube.com/WheezyGamer1 http://youtube.com/AlwaysWheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/henrybreenful

I was too busy again to do a video so I got Gary and Me to do it. MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff http://youtube.com/WheezyNews http://youtube.com/WheezyGamer1 http://youtube.com/AlwaysWheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/TomVictorChiiron

My extreme enemy, Corey, crashed into my apartment spaceship and I had to fight him! See the previous fights in the trilogy? The 1st Fight http://tinyurl.com/c6m6p62 The 2nd Fight http://tinyurl.com/c6zeov6 Thanks to ApprenticeEh for shooting this documentary: http://youtube.com/ApprenticeEh MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff http://youtube.com/WheezyNews http://youtube.com/WheezyGamer1 http://youtube.com/AlwaysWheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/PendulumLock "Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death." -Anais Nin

All the comments were from the previous video here: http://tinyurl.com/cgdf7sk Check out my video with SportsBuddyz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHk-rCUatM0 MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff http://youtube.com/WheezyNews http://youtube.com/WheezyGamer1 http://youtube.com/AlwaysWheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink: http://youtube.com/MathtotheScience http://youtube.com/SarikaG947

Thank you, Michael Aranda, for the award winning cinematography. http://youtube.com/michaelaranda Wheezy Wayback Machine. See an OLD Wheezy video: http://tinyurl.com/crq73y3 MY OTHER CHANNELS http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff http://youtube.com/WheezyNews http://youtube.com/WheezyGamer1 http://youtube.com/AlwaysWheezy FOLLOW ME HERE http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/wheezyplus http://bit.ly/WheezyApp http://wheezywaiter.com WHEEZY STUFF http://bit.ly/wheezyshirts http://tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/Macgamer64

For a good time click nowhere.

Today I solve all of life's problems. I also made a new outro! As with everything, it's a process. May tweak it later. We learn by doing stuff. If you are one of those beardloving Facebook followers of mine, there's now a better way to watch my videos over there: http://tinyurl.com/ch5gtyv Thanks for the wink and for making me hungry for a delicious burger! http://youtube.com/Jambit1987

I have my own special style of singing, involving no head movement. It's really good advice. Super good. Hey! The Good Stuff has a new update and we're looking for new video response. We're asking when was the last time you felt like a Rockstar (it doesn't have to have anything to do with music). Here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJdU8uMy374 Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/krfimc

No, like literally a baby. Duh guys. Trying out some segmented entertainment in today's video. If all goes well I think I may attempt 5 days a week with this segmented entertainment for a little while. That might be impossible with The Good Stuff production going strong, but I guess we could see what happens. Why not overdo things, ya know? Speaking of The Good Stuff, it's over here if you wanted to subscribe http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/HiIamQ Also, happy birthday, Billy Joel!

I'm going back to 5 videos a week or at least trying to. There may be days I won't be able to, but I'll do my best, Beardlovers! Subscribe to The Good Stuff? http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff Follow me at these places: http://fb.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Daily Vlogs http://youtube.com/wheezynews DFTBA Shirts http://dftba.com/product/1468 Thanks for the wink and happy birthday, Sam!

Today is News Day Tuesday! A day during which I talk at you about random news stories. Here's the video by Ryder Burgin all about my YouTube history: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKdG4Si3pOU Subscribe to The Good Stuff? http://youtube.com/thegoodstuff Follow me at these places: http://fb.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Daily Vlogs http://youtube.com/wheezynews DFTBA Shirts http://dftba.com/product/1468 Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/RangerShlomo News Stories: -Baby Names http://tinyurl.com/bpl555n -Future Tech http://tinyurl.com/bwap3lp -Eating Insects http://tinyurl.com/dxzaodh -Astronaut Music Video http://tinyurl.com/cm8davv

It's time for another discussion about myths with Gary and Me! This time, the internet. Previous video: http://tinyurl.com/c4po2sw Gary & Me discuss beards: http://tinyurl.com/bvqct5d Gary & Me discuss cloning: http://tinyurl.com/d5fspx9 Follow me at these places: http://fb.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Daily Vlogs http://youtube.com/wheezynews DFTBA Shirts http://dftba.com/product/1468 Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/tozziiie

It's DetersDay Thursday, a day during which I deter you from the internet. Just thought we needed a little time to ourselves today.

Today I let you in a little secret about how to get people to like you. It's not "be confident". Previous Wheezy: http://tinyurl.com/bycyntz Random Wheezy: http://tinyurl.com/af2txv8 Also, I was on friggin TableTop with Wil Wheaton! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGaCjM2hal4 Follow me at these places: http://fb.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Daily Vlogs http://youtube.com/wheezynews DFTBA Shirts http://dftba.com/product/1468 Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/TheEliteIcebox

Today I walked out into nature and rapped about all the things I saw. Check out the Nature Conservancy's Macklemore and Ryan Lewis video and if you'd like to be notified about more videos from them, subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKknhHVVIiY And if you want to learn more visit http://allhandsonearth.org Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/themodernprodigy

See me rap about nature IN nature http://tinyurl.com/qah6j3f Gary & Me's 5 Myths About the Internet http://tinyurl.com/o7yv5fd Follow me at these places: http://fb.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Daily Vlogs http://youtube.com/wheezynews DFTBA Shirts http://dftba.com/product/1468 Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/silhouettesunset14

Hey! It's Detersday Thursday! Follow the links below:

Today I respond to a bunch of comments and I do a handstand! However, Parkour clone shows me up with everything I do... and I do EVERYTHING! Have you checked out The Good Stuff yet? http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff The music is 'Pyramid City' from my band, Driftless Pony Club http://driftlessponyclub.com Check out my video with Earth Unplugged all about bearded animals http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdYXV4QmZLY Follow me at these places: http://fb.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Daily Vlogs http://youtube.com/wheezynews DFTBA Shirts http://dftba.com/product/1468 Thanks for the song and wink, Rob and Tamara! However, give back my friggin' cloning machine! http://youtube.com/robscallon

Scriptwriting for today's video had some challenges. The first episode of The Good Stuff in case you haven't seen it yet: http://tinyurl.com/offrva6 Follow me at these places: http://fb.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Daily Vlogs http://youtube.com/wheezynews DFTBA Shirts http://dftba.com/product/1468 Thanks for the song and wink, Yasmine Abbas! http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBSwj6Jyav8JjwpeJ02PoLQ

Gary and Me attempt to teach you things again, but as usual, they end up learning more about themselves. The first episode of The Good Stuff in case you haven't seen it yet: http://tinyurl.com/offrva6 Follow me at these places: http://fb.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Daily Vlogs http://youtube.com/wheezynews DFTBA Shirts http://dftba.com/product/1468 Thanks for the wink, Joe! http://youtube.com/JoeLikesMovies

I thought I'd tell you about some of the things on my bucket list (even though it's not actually a list but just some things I thought of while I was blathering on). What's on your bucket list?

If you have a moment, please take a look at the new The Good Stuff http://bit.ly/15tF7zp Thanks for the outro, Rob and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon2 Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/awesomepantsman

I asked you on twitter what sort of advice you wanted. Many of you responded. Here are my amazing answers. If you'd like to follow me on twitter, well, here's that there link: http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Latest Episode of The Good Stuff! http://bit.ly/13e9mJS I'm also on The Facebook http://fb.com/wheezywaiter Daily Vlogs http://youtube.com/wheezynews DFTBA Shirts http://dftba.com/product/1468 Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/BobbyTennant14

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I'm actually asleep right now. I don't know how I managed to type all the stuff in this doobly-doo. If you'd like to follow me on twitter, well, here's that there link: http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Latest Episode of The Good Stuff! http://bit.ly/13wOIDA I'm online all friggin day at these places http://fb.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Daily Vlogs http://youtube.com/wheezynews DFTBA Shirts http://dftba.com/product/1468 Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/NatAndOly

Thanks, beardlovers.

A video in which I perfectly teach you about perfectionism. The Good Stuff http://www.youtube.com/thegoodstuff I'm online all friggin day at these places http://fb.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Daily Vlogs http://youtube.com/wheezynews DFTBA Shirts http://dftba.com/product/1468 Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/toostewforyou Thanks for the outro music, Rob and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

It's NewsDay Tuesday! Today I deliver you my well prepared remarks about the news and show you how I convince people I'm not pregnant. I was in a VlogBrothers video! Waaaaaaaaaaah! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2I_xOH8ZuQ DFTBA Shirts http://dftba.com/product/1468 I'm online all friggin day at these places http://fb.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/MrElithedeadman Thanks for the outro music, Rob and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

The clones known as Gary & Me (Me is his name) talk to you today about for common myths associated with airplanes. Check out Airplanes! week over at The Good Stuff: http://bit.ly/15tF7zp DFTBA Shirts http://dftba.com/product/1468 I'm online all friggin day at these places http://fb.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/e36mmg Thanks for the outro music, Rob and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon Special thanks to Corey Vidal for his help in making this documentary: http://youtube.com/ApprenticeEh

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I asked you for some simple tasks from Twitter and you gave them to me. So then I tasked them at you and put it in a video. My twitter account if you'd like to give me more tasks: http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter PREVIOUS VIDEO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHnPOT9_kNw FOLD A PLANE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xePK9rJHxEA RANDOM OLD WHEEZY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7RhwyQbTMo Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/bradandcole1 Thanks for the outro music, Rob and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

I was determined to get a video up today, Beardlovers, eventhough I was busy all day with other projects and it was super late. Also, I had a really good sandwich and I needed to tell you about it. Twitter account! http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter PREVIOUS VIDEO http://youtu.be/YwosVYDXoJ4 RANDOM OLD WHEEZY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA2kUK... Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/frenchifrankix Thanks for the outro music, Rob and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

YouTube dude and fitness guru, Chris Thompson, stopped by to talk to me about how to get in shape. Isn't he great? I also did a video on his channel all about how to hug: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP7OU9knrEU PREVIOUS VIDEO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Wd7XJ4k_o RANDOM OLD WHEEZY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyysQOe0S-g Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/danielinsomanywords Thanks for the outro music, Rob and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

I asked Corporate Clone to help us discuss how to trick people into thinking you're successful. He had some really helpful advice as expected. If you'd like one of those shirts that helped censor the naughty, they're here! http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com PREVIOUS VIDEO http://tinyurl.com/oqrxdjj RANDOM OLD WHEEZY http://tinyurl.com/pqkn2q6 Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/TBNFool Thanks for the outro music, Rob and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

You can vote for me 10 times a day here! http://bit.ly/13eGGD3 http://sipfacecontest.com Thanks to Starbucks for sponsoring my video.

New episode of The Good Stuff! http://bit.ly/11EQUL6 Another video, finally! In this video I cry a lot, dance in a gazebo and give you excuses as to where I've been. Also, had some mic issues. I apologize for the incessant hissing. It makes me angry as well. Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/JorizzleMeNizzle Thanks for the outro music, Rob and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

The truth is in here... Did you vote for me today for the #sipface competition? You can vote 10 times a day! http://bit.ly/13eGGD3 Wanna see that other video series mentioned in which their are green Craigs? http://tinyurl.com/ojyja9u You can follow me here: http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Thanks for the wink: http://youtube.com/sevenpoundnote Thanks for the outro music, Rob and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

I had a meeting with Corporate Clone today and he kept me in the board room for hours so I had Gary & Me do a video all about myths about dinosaurs. Did you vote for me today for the #sipface competition? You can vote 10 times a day! http://bit.ly/13eGGD3 More Gary & Me? Myths About Airplanes http://tinyurl.com/mrtg5ve You can follow me here: http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter _________________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://youtube.com/Yellingatconcrete Thanks for the outro music, Rob and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

Just some thoughts on the pointlessnesses we enjoy.

Just thought I'd help you out on our special day, even if you are not from this country. Did you vote for me today for the #sipface competition? You can vote 10 times a day! http://bit.ly/13eGGD3 Wanna buy shirts? http://wheezywaiter.spreadshirt.com Wanna buy shoes? http://www.tweakfootwear.com/shoes/wheezy-shoe/brown Wanna follow me other places? http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter _________________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://youtube.com/helenaegbert Thanks for the outro music, Rob and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

Too many things happen in this video. Can't be titled. This is why my videos never go viral. Did you vote for me today for the #sipface competition? You can vote 10 times a day! Help me win so I can give one of you a $500 Starbucks gift card. That's a lot of coffee. http://bit.ly/13eGGD3 Also, guess the charade at the end of this video correctly one of the correcties (people who are correct) gets a $100 Starbucks giftcard! _________________________________ Wanna follow me other places? http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter _________________________________ Thanks for the wink, Benjamin! http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdG65twGSzqhpNFp4_9RB7Q Thanks for the outro music, Rob and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

Gary & Me managed to get 10 whole myths in a video! This time it's about the human body and some of them may surprise you, not human bodies, myths about them. Don't go looking at human bodies, weirdo. Check out the video I did for TiVo! http://TiVo.com _________________________________ Wanna follow me other places? http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter _________________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://www.youtube.com/alvaloloche Thanks for the outro music, Rob and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

The story of the little pigs has always been deeply flawed, until now... Guest Starring Hank Green! http://youtube.com/vlogbrothers Thanks for the wink and song: http://youtube.com/robscallon _____________________________ Wanna enter to win an iPod touch by making a logo for Matt Hogan (http://youtube.com/globalsoup) and my new projet (project)? Rules here: 1. Like the WheezySoup Facebook Page http://www.facebook.com/WheezySoup 2. Upload your design to the WheezySoup Facebook timeline. End Date: July 24th. Nit picky rules -You can submit as many designs as you want but only upload once per design. If you upload more than once per design you will be disqualified. -The winner will be selected by us. -The winning design becomes property of WheezySoup LLC and is subject to trademark. -WheezySoup LLC does not condone any form of vulgar or violent submissions and anyone submitting some such thing will be disqualified and blocked. -WheezySoup LLC is not liable for any damages (personal or financial) generated by the playing party.

Help! VlogBrother Hank Green has kidnapped me and it turns out he might be a murderer! I'll promote his YouTube channel just so you will be able to recognize him if you see him: http://YouTube.com/VlogBrothers ---------------------------- A new The Good Stuff episode comes out Monday. Subscribe if you'd like to be notified when it comes out: http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff Want to win a free iPod or learn a little more about the secret projet I'm working on with my friend, Matt Hogan called WheezySoup? http://facebook.com/WheezySoup Matt Hogan's channel http://youtube.com/GlobalSoup Guest Starring Hank Green! http://youtube.com/vlogbrothers Thanks for the wink, Calico Crane! http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoye8NIytfGDrNhSemR4Reg Thanks for the Wheezy Outro Music: http://youtube.com/robscallon

New Episode of The Good Stuff is here! http://bit.ly/15ZQy2Z New Episode of Platoon of Power Squadron is also here as well! http://tinyurl.com/km4wuhj Want to win a free iPod or learn a little more about the secret projet I'm working on with my friend, Matt Hogan called WheezySoup? http://facebook.com/WheezySoup Thanks for the wink! http://www.youtube.com/holheb1 Thanks for the Wheezy Outro Music: http://youtube.com/robscallon

Happy International Tiger Day! Check out our new secret projet facebook page. The projet definitely has nothing to do with an app or anything, duh guys. http://facebook.com/WheezySoup Check out Matt Hogan's channel: http://youtube.com/globalsoup Congrats to Jordon Norris for making an awesome design! http://jobotic.tumblr.com Have you seen the newest episode of The Good Stuff? http://bit.ly/15ZQy2Z Thanks for the wink! http://www.youtube.com/margretsol Thanks for the Wheezy Outro Music: http://youtube.com/robscallon

I hope you feel better! ____________________ The secret projet is no longer secret! It's a Charades app! Free Version: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/im-actin-here-free/id680652416?ls=1&mt=8 Pro Version: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/im-actin-here/id680089267?ls=1&mt=8 Website: http://ImActinHere.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ImActinHere And you can play me using this email. I will try to get to as many as I can. Craig@ImActinHere.com ____________________ AND if you want to make pictures of my face over other pictures you should post them to my Facebook http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter Didn't feel like screen capturing? Get the image here: http://wheezywaiter.com/blog/?p=1322 ____________________ AND AND I'm going to be at Wizard World Chicago Comic Con! Info here: http://vip.me/Wheezy Wizard World Chicago Comic Con August 8-11, 2013 Donald E. Stephens Convention Center (Rosemont) 5555 N. River Road Rosemont, IL 60018 ____________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/mrogilvie Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

It's NewsDay Tuesday! And today I'm at the Wheezy Industries L.A. Corporate Office. _____________________________ Want to download the charades app I'm Actin Here and play me? Or your friends? Or your grandma? Whoever! Free Version: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/im-actin-here-free/id680652416?ls=1&mt=8 Pro Version: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/im-actin-here/id680089267?ls=1&mt=8 Website: http://ImActinHere.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ImActinHere And you can play me using this email. I will try to get to as many as I can. Craig@ImActinHere.com _____________________________ AND AND I'm going to be at Wizard World Chicago Comic Con! Info here: http://vip.me/Wheezy Wizard World Chicago Comic Con August 8-11, 2013 Donald E. Stephens Convention Center (Rosemont) 5555 N. River Road Rosemont, IL 60018 ____________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/fakeasyourboobs Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

I want to liveforever. I need to love forever. -Freddie Mercury _____________________________ Want to see the latest episode of The Good Stuff http://bit.ly/15ZQy2Z _____________________________ Want to download the charades app I'm Actin Here and play me? Or your friends? Or your grandma? Whoever! Website: http://ImActinHere.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ImActinHere And you can play me using this email. I will try to get to as many as I can. Craig@ImActinHere.com ____________________ CONTEST to win a $100 gift card! Post a picture of you playing or prentending to play the I'm Actin Here app and post it with #imactinhere to one of these: http://twitter.com/WheezySoup http://facebook.com/WheezySoup (follow this link for more rules) ____________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/morganabananabug Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

How does it feel? ____________________ Want to download the charades app I'm Actin Here and play me? Or your friends? Or your grandma? Whoever! Website: http://ImActinHere.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ImActinHere And you can play me using this email. I will try to get to as many as I can. Craig@ImActinHere.com ____________________ CONTEST to win a $100 gift card! Post a picture of you playing or prentending to play the I'm Actin Here app and post it with #imactinhere to one of these: http://twitter.com/WheezySoup http://facebook.com/WheezySoup (follow this link for more rules) ____________________ Thanks for the wink, Gabriel Zuckerberg. But let's be honest. It's really the turtle I should be thanking. Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

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Today I give you some genius tips on how to be famous. (DISCLAIMER: don't actually take my advice at all.) ____________________ Hey! You want good stuff? We got good stuff: http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff ____________________ Want to download the charades app I'm Actin Here and play me? Or your friends? Or your grandma? Whoever! Website: http://ImActinHere.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ImActinHere And you can play me using this email. I will try to get to as many as I can. Craig@ImActinHere.com ____________________ CONTEST to win a $100 gift card! Post a picture of you playing or prentending to play the I'm Actin Here app and post it with #imactinhere to one of these: http://twitter.com/WheezySoup http://facebook.com/WheezySoup (follow this link for more rules) ____________________ Thanks for the wink, Tia Alex http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPvszngt61Xvugl0IsRvBiQ Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

This was my performance at VidCon 2013. It went horribly wrong when I killed the VlogBrothers. Oops. Big BIG thanks to ApprenticeEh for helping me shoot this video documentary of my struggles. http://YouTube.com/ApprenticeEh Also, BIG thanks to everyone who appeared in the video. *deep breath* The VlogBrothers: http://YouTube.com/VlogBrothers Freddie W: http://YouTube.com/FreddieW Jack and Finn: http://YouTube.com/JacksGap Mitchell Davis: http://YouTube.com/LiveLavaLive Shay Carl & Kids: http://YouTube.com/ShayTards Charlie McDonnell: http://YouTube.com/Charlieissocoollike Corey Vidal: http://YouTube.com/ApprenticeEh Sam Grant: http://Twitter.com/SamPants2000 Olga Kay: http://YouTube.com/olgakay Tessa Violet: http://YouTube.com/MeekaKitty And then onstage at the end, pretty much every friggin YouTube celebrity there is. ____________________ Also, that contest for that App I helped make, http://ImActinHere.com, is still going on! CONTEST to win a $100 gift card! Post a picture of you playing or prentending to play the I'm Actin Here app and post it with #imactinhere to one of these: http://twitter.com/WheezySoup http://facebook.com/WheezySoup (follow this link for more rules)

Just thought I'd update you on the goings on of Wheezy Industries in between my intense editing sessions for the upcoming The Good Stuff playlist, Beardlovers. I almost didn't make a video today cuz of the editings but I really really wanted to so I did! Here's the latest Good Stuff Update http://tinyurl.com/n8g7sbb And that contest for the $100 gift card for I'm Actin Here is still going on until next Wednesday. Get the app here: http://imactinhere.com and upload a picture of you playing it or pretending to play it here: http://fb.com/WheezySoup. You don't even need to have the app to enter. Thanks for the wink, Kaitlyn Mauck http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9foHC3U0Vh42UXpOXUgZLg If you'd like to submit a wink just make a short video of you winking in some clever or unclever way and upload it as a video response to my latest video! Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

Today I decided to rant about a few things and then answer some of your questions, including, "What's a Mortgage?". I do answer that question... horribly.

Check out the Nokia Lumia 1020, exclusively at AT&T: http://soc.att.com/Lumia1020p & then you can take pictures and get all nostalgy, too. I realize nostalgy isn't a word and it might sound like some sort of nose disease but sometimes you gotta make up stuff to save time, but then again I've spent a lot of time explaining myself so maybe I should just stick with the English language as is. Well, lesson learned. ________________________________ Wanna follow me other places? http://facebook.com/wheezywaiter http://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Thanks to AT&T for helping with this video.

Latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzazjPzQb3A Just thought I'd talk about what I've never done today. Also, I've created a new dance craze. If someone could make a gif of that it could really help it catch on. What have you never done? New playlist over on THE GOOD STUFF! It's one of, and maybe my absolute favorite one so far! http://bit.ly/1dHiJqV Thanks for the wink, http://www.youtube.com/raphbiss1 If you'd like to submit a wink just make a short video of you winking in some clever or unclever way and upload it as a video response to my latest video! Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

Hank Green in the newest The Good Stuff video http://bit.ly/18ewIi1 I'm Actin Here contest to win a $100 gift card ends tomorrow. Download the app here: http://ImActinHere.com Contest Rules Here: http://tinyurl.com/ozvxbrp ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/GivingTreehugger Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon ______________________________ Driverless Car Article (Carticle?) http://bit.ly/1dooa0j Unborn Baby Article (Barticle?) http://on.today.com/18jjYqt

The newest The Good Stuff all about SciFi/Fantasy Cliches http://bit.ly/15qYdar I'm Actin Here contest to win a $100 gift card ends today! Download the app here: http://ImActinHere.com Contest Rules Here: http://tinyurl.com/ozvxbrp ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/drummeer4christ Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

In which I weigh in on the direction YouTube is headed.

Today I responded to many Facebook requests. It's the Street Fighter tournament video from The Good Stuff! I'm really happy with how this turned out. http://bit.ly/17fjIf3 Congratulations to Zane Smith for winning the I'm Actin Here competition, yay yay yay! Download the app here: http://ImActinHere.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/ImActinHere.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, Hanah! Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

A little late night Wheeziness fer ya. So the Vlogbrothers started this website called Subbable. You can donate on a monthly basis or a one time basis to your favorite creators. You could even donate $0 and just subscribe. Well, I just started a page! And it's filled with perks like a short story written by me (which I haven't written yet), a signed poster, a video on how to make clones, and a bunch more. I'm not asking everyone to donate and please, if you need the money for college or to pay rent or for charity or to pay the pool boy or whatever, do that instead. But if we accrue enough funding from this, it will help us be able to move away from a YouTube centralized advertising model & help with funding other projects like The Good Stuff (which will have a Subbable page of it's own very soon.) Anyway, if you feel like you want to be a part of this or you want an awesome perk, go check it out! I'll keep making stuff regardless and I'll still think you're amazing. My Subbable page: http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/MrsTeawithmilkplease Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon ______________________________ Articles Kids Are Expensive: http://bit.ly/1bF5Yvb Paintings Are Expensive: http://bit.ly/14pdZzm Oldness Should be Musical: http://bit.ly/15xveoe

I thought I'd analyze how to be interesting so I could write a good short story fer ya. And if you missed the video yesterday, let me explain Subbable. You can donate on a monthly basis or a one time basis to your favorite creators. You could even donate $0 and just subscribe. Well, I just started a page! And it's filled with perks like a short story written by me (which I haven't written yet), a signed poster, a bag of MY BEARD HAIRS, a video on how to make clones, and a bunch more. I'm not asking everyone to donate and please, if you need the money for college or to pay rent or for charity or to pay the pool boy or whatever, do that instead. But if we accrue enough funding from this, it will help us be able to move away from a YouTube centralized advertising model & help with funding other projects like The Good Stuff (which will have a Subbable page of it's own very soon.) Anyway, if you feel like you want to be a part of this or you want an awesome perk, go check it out! I'll keep making stuff regardless and I'll still think you're amazing. My Subbable page: http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/Rayraymcdee Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon ______________________________ And you can check out Beth Finke (the blind author) here: http://BethFinke.com

Today I interview Chris Howard, one of the hosts from the BBC YouTube channel, Earth Unplugged. Eventually we start making fun of our accents. It's good fun. http://YouTube.com/EarthUnplugged.

Hey Beardlovers, can you write an entire Wheezy Waiter video together? Do it here: http://bit.ly/15CxLYk Check out Josh Sundquist even though I'm pretty sure he's a fraud... http://YouTube.com/JoshSundquist You can support me (Wheezy not Me) directly by subscribing and pledging a monthly gift at http://www.subbable.com/wheezywaiter. There's superbly awesome perks like a short story written by me, a signed poster, and friggin beard hairs! ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter WHEEZY WARDROBE http://WheezyWaiter.Spreadshirt.com ______________________________ My OTHER PROJECTS http://YouTube.com/TheGoodStuff http://ImActinHere.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/jazzydax88 Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

See how to make a fake fake leg with Josh Sundquist http://youtu.be/_fDFKsa6dVY You can now support the Wheezy channel over at Subbable by either making a one time payment or monthly! or nonethly (meaning pledging zero dollars but still subscribing.) There's awesome gifts like a short story from me, a signed poster, being able to write the tiny text at the end of a video, & friggin beard hairs! http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter WHEEZY WARDROBE http://WheezyWaiter.Spreadshirt.com ______________________________ My OTHER PROJECTS http://YouTube.com/TheGoodStuff http://ImActinHere.com ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/Anjiewithajay Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

The Good Stuff now has a Subbable page! http://subbable.com/goodstuff & here's a video I made explaining the funding situation The Good Stuff faces. http://bit.ly/18cZGUV & here's the script beardlovers wrote on the Wheezy Sub-Reddit http://bit.ly/15CxLYk ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/WheezyGooglePlus ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/ChaoticVlogs Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon

You were being really cheesy today so I had to teach you all about how it's made. Also, I pronounce it GIF and I love it. (notice in order to let you know how I pronounce it I just spell it the way it is. If I pronounced it the other way I'd have to spell it different: JIF. That says something right there.)

Thanks for the suggestion, Van Haylen. If you'd like to support WheezyWaiter on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or my other project, The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/WheezyGooglePlus ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/ElectroAde Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Today I talked about some news and then the coffee was done and I wanted to do something that would make me special so obviously I tipped my apartment over and climbed to the coffee. I'm Actin' Here has a YouTube Channel! http://YouTube.com/ImActinHere And you can download the app here: http://ImActinHere.com ______________________________ If you'd like to support WheezyWaiter on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or my other project, The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/WheezyGooglePlus ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/WeatherSystems Thanks for the song, Rob Scallon and Tamara! http://youtube.com/robscallon If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Just thought I'd blather on about some easy topics today.

Sometimes breakfast needs to be young and hip. ______________________________ If you'd like to support WheezyWaiter on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or my other project, The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff And you can download a charades app I helped make here: http://ImActinHere.com ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/WheezyGooglePlus ______________________________ Thanks for the wink & song & production work! http://YouTube.com/robs70986987 If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

It was really hard to come up with a title for this video. New The Good Stuff! I'm really very very proud of it. Check it out here, for your grandkids http://bit.ly/18nOUHK ______________________________ If you'd like to support WheezyWaiter on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/WheezyGooglePlus ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: Tom Whitmarsh If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Gary & Me are like spacestronomers or something. Get a free download of an audio book when you sign up over at Audible! http://Audible.com/Wheezy ______________________________ New The Good Stuff Playlist! http://bit.ly/18nOUHK ______________________________ If you'd like to support WheezyWaiter on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/WheezyGooglePlus ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/DARKROSE9090 If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

This is what happens when Craig With a Wig makes a music video. You can get this song on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/album/craig-with-a-wig-single/id717374830 Thanks for the help, Rob Scallon! http://youtube.com/robs70986987

Thank you, Beardlovers. Lookin' forward to when we're a million! Check out Meme Hunters for some good procrastination. http://awe.sm/eGmEM ______________________________ New The Good Stuff Playlist! http://bit.ly/18nOUHK ______________________________ If you'd like to support WheezyWaiter on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/WheezyGooglePlus ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/CurtisRioux If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Breaking Bad is done... but so is the coffee. Check out Season 2 of MyMusic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09vJBp9oQ6A And here's where you can subscribe to TheFineBros http://youtube.com/thefinebros ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter http://bit.ly/WheezyGooglePlus ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/MisterAndykins If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

WARNING: This video contains an absurd amount of puns. You might say it's a... pundemic. Thanks to all 10,000 of you who downloaded I'm Actin' Here. Want to be a featured actor? Like the WheezySoup Facebook page and upload a picture of you playing the app: http://facebook.com/WheezySoup And if you don't have the app, here you go: http://imactinhere.com ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/neonpoweredfirefly If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Gary & Me return to talk about the common cold because Me apparently got one. I'm going to assume it's due to his dirty lifestyle. ______________________________ The full playlist about SENSES is up on The Good Stuff http://youtube.com/TheGoodStuff Support The Good Stuff on Subbable http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/coolhotdog3000 If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Sources: http://www.health.com/health/gallery/0,,20306931,00.html http://www.webmd.com/cold-and-flu/features/cold-and-flu-iq http://www.sharecare.com/health/cold-and-flu/catch-cold-kissing http://listverse.com/2008/11/05/top-10-myths-about-the-common-cold/ http://www.everydayhealth.com/cold-and-flu/colds-and-the-weather.aspx

Thanks, Chris Kendall (crabstickz), for forcing me to share my deep dark secrets.

I decided to theorize about why we're so listful. Check out the I'm Actin' Here channel http://bit.ly/19e3vWL And you can go here to support Platoon of Power Squadron http://bit.ly/1bFwNmF ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/awesomenessgrecianes If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

From Brew to You Thanks for the help, Rob! http://youtube.com/robs70986987 I know it's Detersday Thursday, Beardlovers, but I gotta shoutout the Rob Scallon.

I answer questions at you in the car today. Where am I going? Watch and find out, duh. Would you like to support WheezyWaiter or The Good Stuff on Subbable? http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/Marflusla If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Corey Vidal of http://YouTube.com/ApprenticeEh and I have a healthy debate and we'll say I won. Will I see you at Buffer Festival? http://BufferFestival.com ______________________________ Would you like to support WheezyWaiter or The Good Stuff on Subbable? http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/TailoredTreds If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Mystery solved once and for once! ______________________________ Would you like to support The Good Stuff on Subbable? http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ No. http://youtu.be/2AzwoAsv92s ______________________________ FOLLOW ME http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/skinnylittles If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

New Wheezy Poster! Get a signed won here http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Get a cheaper unsigned one here http://bit.ly/18Ef8Im Thanks to Jonny Eveson for the amazing design http://jonnyeveson.com ______________________________ But for real though, CNN http://bit.ly/1gzIBch ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/ThatJemmaGirl If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Who am I kidding, all of my clones and I have lisps. ______________________________ Have you checked out the I'm Actin Here app yet? http://imactinhere.com ______________________________ New Wheezy Poster! Get a signed won here http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Get a cheaper unsigned one here http://bit.ly/18Ef8Im ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: Me (or should I say Indecisive Clone, heh heh heh) If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Today I answer many many of your questions via faceumblitstagram. ______________________________ Get a free download of an audio book when you sign up over at Audible! http://Audible.com/Wheezy ______________________________ If you'd like to support WheezyWaiter on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/SBfreak If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Well, I'm still working out tax issues with Wheezy Same LLC so in the mean time you can send your $10 to here: http://www.charitynavigator.org/ Or perhaps help out The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff And here's the new The Good Stuff playlist http://bit.ly/1cmTf49 And here's where you can get the I'm Actin' Here app and enjoy the limited time 'Halloween' category http://ImActinHere.com ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/WillKristiansen If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

So I found myself all transparent and I think I died, but being a ghost is really confusing. Emily Graslie on The Good Stuff! http://bit.ly/1akK56B ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/elwoodschannel If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

The quintessential Halloween song for the ages. Thanks for the help, Rob Scallon! Subscribe to his channel: http://youtube.com/robs70986987 You can now get the song on Bandcamp! http://wheezywaiter.bandcamp.com/

How to find love, and other things. Not how to find other things but advice on other things. You know what I mean. Shut up. See the latest Good Stuff! http://bit.ly/1cmTf49 ______________________________ If you'd like to support WheezyWaiter on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/OnForgeTube If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Sexy clone gives you some sexy advice but you'll probably just pay attention to how sexy he is. ______________________________ If you'd like to support WheezyWaiter on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

I'm totally a Superhero. I should probably also be a professional funky dancer. Would you like to get a signed poster from Earthman!... I mean me? It's a perk on my Subbable page: http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or you could get a non-signed one from DFTBA: http://dftba.com/product/1ad/Wheezy-Waiter-vs-The-World-Poster Also, thank you to Jonny Eveson for the great poster design! http://jonnyeveson.com Are you coming to the Buffer Festival? http://bufferfestival.com ______________________________ The Good Stuff also has a Subbable account if you'd like to help that show out. http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/Clarklikescereal2 If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Today I blather on at you about how we Beardlovers need to adapt to change, cuz it's going to happen... a lot. Also, I ask you what you think should happen on the new wheezywaiter.com I'm working. Also also, WINK SUBMISSIONS: If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

It was awesome meeting all the Buffer Festival Beardlovers! Also awesome walking around waaaay up in the air with: Jesse & Jeana http://www.youtube.com/bfvsgf Sawyer http://youtube.com/sawyerhartman Louis http://youtube.com/funforlouis ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/ConVinceingVince If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Gary & Me return to explain some myths about everyone's favorite drink, coffee! It's EVERYONE's favorite. It's a fact. ______________________________ You can support the Wheezy show on Subbable and get sweet perks like the sweet poster. It's totally sweet. http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter You can also support The Good Stuff. In fact, it will need support in order to survive: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Thanks for the wink! http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHXCnKgWfgQ4_bnylhK4NhA If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Corey & I hate each other & we keep getting into fights to the death. We found a slightly more peaceful way to settle our differences. A Thumb War! Corey's channel: http://youtube.com/apprenticeeh Thanks to Rob Scallon for the beautiful camera work: http://youtube.com/robscallon

You asked for it. My attempt at the famous Breaking Bad monologue. ______________________________ Check out the I'm Actin Here YouTube page: http://youtube.com/imactinhere And you can download the app here: http://imactinhere.com ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Thanks for the wink! http://www.youtube.com/LantonEntertainment If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

You can donate to get the calendar NOW! http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/project-for-awesome--2 Get a free Audiobook from Audible here http://audible.com/wheezy Here's David Sedaris's book 'Me Talk Pretty One Day' http://tinyurl.com/p5fjdpu ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Thanks for the wink! http://www.youtube.com/Alexdecker3 If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

How many more types of donut combinations can there be? Check out the new Short Stuff on The Good Stuff http://tinyurl.com/nmbns2n ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Thanks for the wink! http://www.youtube.com/iloveekitties97 If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Thanksgiving Donut article: http://tinyurl.com/mm5sw9e

What problem can I help solve for you and/or the world tomorrow? ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Thanks for the wink! http://www.youtube.com/EuripidesMouse If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

What has worked for me is a little bit at a time...

Just thought I'd get question answery today, as well as continue down my path to insanity. Thanks for your amazing Subbable Contribution, Dana Marshall! Check out his Show Nobody Watches https://www.youtube.com/user/NewSNW The Subbable page http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Thanks for the wink! http://www.youtube.com/alexbragdon If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Yep, STILL sick! Don't worry. Went to the doctor. Got antibiotics. Everything will be all *cough cough* what was I saying? New GOOD STUFF tomorrow! http://YouTube.com/thegoodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Thanks for the wink! http://www.youtube.com/shinefur25128 If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Yeah, that happened. Happy Givthuksahkank! (thanksgiving + hanukkah) (some people try to tell you it's 'Thanksgivukkah' but they're full of stuffing.) Also, brand new The Good Stuff all about recycling! http://bit.ly/1jL68Dq

Here's some cures for all that icky thankfulness you've been feeling over the weekend. Get the ad free version of I'm Actin' Here for half off (99¢) by the end of today https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/im-actin-here/id680089267?ls=1&mt=8 And here's The Good Stuff's latest playlist, RECYCLING, in case you haven't checked it out yet: http://bit.ly/1jL68Dq ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Thanks for the wink! http://www.youtube.com/IchyDUDET If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Also I talk about R. Kelly & Coffee. Everything a growing boy or girl needs. ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Thanks for the wink! http://www.youtube.com/kidgloves24 If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. ______________________________ Today's stories Coffee http://tinyurl.com/psxe9jl R. Kelly Album http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Panties Friggin Amazon Drones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le46ERPMlWU ______________________________ Speaking of Drones, my friend Matt Weber has started a new audio series called StoryDrone in which he reads short stories he wrote set to some sweet droney music. Check it out here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/storydrone/id756972884?mt=2

Just a little song you made me do. If you'd like to support me on Subbable go here: http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter If you'd like to support my other project The Good Stuff which really needs your help go here: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________ LYRICS: Squirrels Squirrels this songs about squirrels not pearls or girls except for girl squirrels Some are little and cute some are haggard like Merle Wait, is that a squirrel? No, it was just a leaf blowing Rocky was a flying squirrel who had a head brassiere Bullwinkle was a stupid moose who always would be near Squirrels don't make good pets even though they're supes adorbs Just save up your money you might make a list on Forbes Sometimes they run through weeds and sometimes they eat the seeds Sometimes they eat the walnuts and sometimes they climb the trees If you love the squirrel than you got the squirrel disease Squirrels Squirrels this songs about squirrels not pearls or girls except for girl squirrels They just soak up the sun like Crow comma Sheryl Wait, is that a squirrel? No, that's like a scarf someone dropped. They're gonna catch cold. That's too bad. If right now you're wondering what does the squirrel say they make a sound like this.... okaySquirrels are super cut, duh, everybody knows especially when squirrels are all dressed up in people clothes. When you say squirrel a bunch of times in a row It sounds like the word gross this for you I will now show Squirrels Squirrels this songs about squirrels not pearls or girls except for girl squirrels You think this is a joke? Who am I Milton Berle Wait, is that a squirrel? ______________________ Thanks for the wink! http://youtube.com/RyanRambling If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Just some thoughts about my pet snake and our place in the universe. Also, I keep looking to the left because I'm watching the monitor to keep Monty in frame.

Tell your lame gift story for a chance to win an ASUS Transformer Book T100 http://on.fb.me/1gK7zlV Thanks for the wink: http://youtube.com/OneUpdateataTime If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video. Video sponsored by ASUS

The original most original can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-AzROhh84Q ______________________________ If you'd like to support me on Subbable go here: http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter If you'd like to support my other project The Good Stuff which really needs your help go here: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL Thanks for the wink! http://www.youtube.com/kidgloves24 If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Available on iTunes! http://bit.ly/1bXwS4w And BANDCAMP! https://wheezywaiter.bandcamp.com/track/this-is-a-song Thanks to Rob Scallon for helping produce the song and for the glorious camera work! http://youtube.com/robs70986987

Someone asked me to name all 50 states in alphabetical order in 30 seconds so I did! Then I also attempted to build a house of cards. We don't need to talk about that, though. Just shut up! ______________________________ If you'd like to support me on Subbable go here: http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter If you'd like to support my other project The Good Stuff which really needs your help go here: http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, David Lewis! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfGhwlsqjer95DwSUVdhnbA If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Just thinkin' about time travel lately and I decided to babble at you with my thoughts. Get a free download of an audio book when you sign up over at Audible! http://Audible.com/Wheezy And get The Time Machine by H.G. Wells or whatever you feel is apropo. ______________________________ If you'd like to support WheezyWaiter on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/PikaRants0414 If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

GiveDirectly http://www.givedirectly.org/ Planet Money Podcast About GiveDirectly http://tinyurl.com/kfll2rq GiveWell page about GiveDirectly http://www.givewell.org/international/top-charities/give-directly _______________________________ PROJECT FOR AWESOME LINKS VOTE: http://www.projectforawesome.com/charity/givedirectly/project-for-awesome-2013---givedirectly DONATE: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/project-for-awesome--2 FIND VIDEOS: http://www.projectforawesome.com LIVESTREAM: http://www.youtube.com/vlogbrothers Follow along with the #p4a livestream for the next 48 hours and remember: Every one of your comments and tweets is worth a penny to the Foundation to Decrease World Suck, which annually distributes all of its funds to the charities chosen by the community during the p4a.

In this video we explore a very serious childhood issue of mine and I also juggle and hula hoop. Want to be in The Good Stuff? Watch this video and then submit a video telling us your New Year's resolution https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqEOLNbwFQE ______________________________ If you'd like to support WheezyWaiter on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink: http://YouTube.com/Kertrats47 If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

You're welcome for saving Christmas, Beardlovers! ______________________________ If you'd like to support WheezyWaiter on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL

I just put up a video on Saturday! Check it out here: http://vid.io/xqwS Today I talk with super fitness man (according to me because he's way healthier than me) Chris Thompson (http://youtube.com/supdaily06) about how to lose weight and other more pointless things. Where I learned about intermittent fasting: http://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2013/08/06/a-beginners-guide-to-intermittent-fasting/ ______________________________ If you'd like to support WheezyWaiter on Subbable http://subbable.com/wheezywaiter Or The Good Stuff http://subbable.com/goodstuff ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ Thanks for the wink, hunky piece of man meat: http://YouTube.com/supdaily06 If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.

Happy New Year! In honor of the end of the year I thought it might be good to pause and reflect on this video. __________________ Subscribe to The Good Stuff subbable page to get the poster and/or other perks http://subbable.com/goodstuff I'm Actin' Here charades app http://imactinhere.com ______________________________ FOLLOW ME Tumblr http://wheezytumblr.tumblr.com/ Instagram http://instagram.com/wheezywaiter Facebook http://facebook.com/WheezyWaiter Twitter http://twitter.com/Wheezywaiter Google+ http://bit.ly/1h2LkbL ______________________________ If you'd like to send a wink, upload it to YouTube with the title "Wheezy Wink For _____" and in the blank put the title of the latest video.