The Artie And Anthony Show

Owen Benjamin joins Anthony and special guest host Ron Bennington today to talk about Artie Lange in rehab, blasé people, old technology and style, Ant’s mom’s death, old people losing their health, and Owen the breeder. The gang discuss a deadly “swatting” prank in Kansas, government woes, tranny kids, the old days of divorce, shitty spelling and spellers, CNN’s New Year’s coverage, pot smoking, alienating people, and jokes and tweets “hurting.” They wrap up discussing Donald Trump and Barack Obama, YouTube “star” Logan Paul and the “suicide forest,” Logan’s douche brother Jake, and Hoda Kotb taking over for Matt Lauer.

Anthony and Ron Bennington are back today chatting about "bomb cyclone," being a “sodomite,” Steve Bannon and Donald Trump, frozen Florida, Bitcoin mining, yesterday’s guest Owen Benjamin, transgender kids, and childhood cowboy Bennington. They discuss progress, traditions in America, capitalism, Colin Flaherty joins the guys and Ant reminisces about some childhood school stuff, Colin’s life in Delaware, drag kids, “pocket crack,” Ron and Colin go at it (intense af), Colin attempts to discuss race relations, and Ron and Colin go at it a bit again. Annnnd Colin leave, Ron and Anthony talk about what just transpired with Colin, a possible future (not) with Opie and Jim Norton, Ant’s mom’s death, “last fights,” the gays, Paul Sorvino threatening Harvey Weinstein, and Trump “bomb” Tweet.

Anthony is joined today by Dave Landau talking about train deaths, shitty Uber drivers, last night’s Golden Globes, and Don Jamieson joins the guys and they go on to talk more about the hypocrisy of the Golden Globes. They discuss “sexual harassment,” Hollywood beards, hot chicks turning NOT, Tarana Burke, possible Harvey Weinstein redemption, “outrage” before social media, “I, Tonya,” #MeToo, and they proceed to be extremely un-#MeToo. They reminisce on words and things that used to be OK, talk about bad vision, cu*t mesh, Mesothelioma, a grown-up baby girl, the “coolest monkey in the jungle,” a busted ball in Tunisia, a Norwegian cruise stuck in “bomb cyclone,” and Penn Station falling apart. Dave Landau

Anthony and Dave Landau start the show off ripping on the LIRR, then Rory Albanese joins in. This leads to watching train accidents, then car accidents, and finally people falling. They talk a bit about their video game addictions, movie subtitles, and Hitler's art before going to the Top Five at 5.

oday on The AA Show, Anthony and Dave Landau revisit yesterday’s convo regarding the LIRR and conductors, we get an unbelievable update on it, they talk about TV show “Lucifer” and “This is Us,” Harvey Weinstein getting slapped, and Corey Feldman being accused of sexual battery. We learn about "A Tale of Two Coreys," watch some Judy Holliday, John Moses joins the guys and they go on to chat about abusing people to death, stupid asses on Forensic Files, dumbasses attempting to fake it until they make it for the cops, and dumb sh*t you do when drunk. We see some super sexy #TimesUp outfits, hear about Gitmo “sexual harassers,” Michael Douglas the maybe harasser, Gavin McInnes calling Michael Wolff a gay face, they go through the Top Five at Five-ish, and talk about shitty strip clubs, and the doc “First Out of Africa.”

The boys (Anthony and Dave Landau) are back with Zach Martina rehashing the LIRR/conductor “incident,” they talk about hacking your co-workers e-mail, cringy people, gay mosquitos, Time Square shakedowns, shady ass strippers, and all things Italian. They also chat about Hollywood pedos, air conditioning issues, their first credit cards, Bobby DeNiro bombing af, shitty ass movies, and Jonestown.

Co-hosting alongside Anthony this week is Gavin McInnes and the boys begin the day talking about Dave Chappelle’s new special, the TV show Grown-ish and M*A*S*H, killing kids, the movie Brimstone, and cabin fever. They go on to chat about “hate life,” shitholes, women and their crazy ideas, and Mike Cernovich calls in to chat about the “sexual assaults” that have been going in recently, people crying “rape,” the feminist mentality, harassment on social media. We look at some mer-men, they discuss nerds getting mad pussy, more on the “Aziz case,” a robbery gone wrong, and Artie Lange comes in to talk about his jail and rehab stint.

Gavin and Anthony start the day chatting it up about millennial comics, Dave Smith takes a seat and the guys talk more about comics, being “left-wing” funny, Haiti the shithole, Gavin’s bombing set at The Stand, and foreskin. Bleh. They discuss sanctuary cities, the left always screaming “freedom of speech,” the “daycare generation,” Aziz Ansari, hustle differences between men and women, and Buzz Aldrin snapping off at Delta. We see a shoplifter attack in Chicago, they talk about filing fake reports, some parents with WAY too many kids who shackled them to their beds, movie twists, Gavin’s protection methods, and being shamed.

Anthony is joined by Gavin McInnes and Joe DeVito today talking about the crazy news cycle, shitholes, Grizzly Man, if WWII didn’t happen, the doc “Hired Gun,” loud ass races, and podcasts. They discuss gay sex for pay, Duran Duran these days, Trump’s physical, flight attendants, Aziz Ansari, getting that D sucked, questions asked about Trump’s health, and we see a Michelle Obama tribute. We check out a President Trump cartoon, the guys talk about liberal stats, kicking ass and taking names as President, Anthony starting Compound Media, Mayim Bialik yapping about some feminism shit, and having “the talk” with kids.

On today’s AA Show, Milo Yiannopoulos, Gavin McInnes, and Michael Malice join Anthony to discuss Milo’s book and lawsuit, Aziz Ansari, wives of dictators, the Golden Globes and the black dresses, and we learn all about Aziz’s accuser. We see some hot chicks that turned into feminists, they talk about losing your audience, understanding comedy, people feeling the need to voice their opinions, Chris Pratt and vegans, and Donald Trump and shitholes. They also yap about annoying ass Anderson Cooper, Cory Booker, “gay face,” the proper way to fight people, MLK’s dermatology speech, the current unemployment rate, Trump’s dossier, and Milo and Michael’s upcoming books.

Artie and Anthony welcome birthday boy Matt Iseman to chat it up about Artie’s return, the Jim and Sam Show, people hating on Opie, heroin getting you out of job, Howard Stern and his show, and comedian Steve Brown being attacked on stage. They reminisce on Otto and George, talk about shitholes, Aziz and his “situation,” “PC Dice,” Stuttering John, old “racially offensive” characters, Joe Scarborough crooning, Howard Dean, and the Eagles win and their fans. They briefly chat about Amy Schumer, we hear about Matt’s break-up, they talk about a younger and much funnier Eddie Murphy, the possibility of having kids, Mike Cernovich’s “Night of Freedom” event, “tolerant Fonzie,” Forensic Files, and we celebrate Matt’s birthday.

Anthony begins the show today with Mike Bocchetti and Bobo talking about skanks, goombahs, and guidos, Artie makes his way in and the guys go on to talk about Yankee stadium, the Mike and Bobo Show, Mike’s writing, not pissing off the wrong people, and issues in Canada. Mike tells a story about almost getting arrested, they reminisce about Joe Matarese’s show and Mike on The Artie Lange Show, talk about Pat Cooper, Friars Club, the Titanic, joke bombing on radio, R. Lee Ermey, and Mike’s oddly placed stent. They also yap about hot nurses, the Roman Empire mob, Louie Anderson on Baskets, people being happier back in the day, arrests, and being a generous tipper. The guys wrap up the day chatting about the Godfather trilogy, and roasting, the Playboy mansion, dad jobs, Gomer Pyle, Mike in the military, and the mafia-like E-Z Pass shakedown.

After a bit of technical difficulty, Artie and Anthony begin the show talking about Vegas shooting conspiracies, celebrity hair, Hitler interviews, crime syndicates, and they discuss just how much people love them. Dave Juskow joins the guys and they go on to chat about Mike Bocchetti, racist cats, Bob Uecker, gay ass Mr. Belvedere, free schwag, old school comedy, Super Bowl LII and a crazy bet, Kamal Ahmed and the Jerky Boys, and Sopranos actors in other movies.

A fresh cut Cumia and Artie are joined today by Jim Florentine yapping it up about John Sahag, Jim’s son Luke on the Chip Chipperson Podacast, retarded characters, crossing the “fucking line” on first dates, and KtC chimes in on being gay for pay. They go on to talk about the gays, BJ’s, Sandy Kane’s newest lawsuit, “would you rather,” Stuttering John, Jim’s crop-dusting, and taking jokes too seriously. They also chat it up about Pat Cooper and Mike Bocchetti, standing for the anthem in the NFL, the XFL returning, the Howard Stern show, second chances at success, and making an important impact.

Today on #TheAAShow, Artie, Anthony, and Kevin Brennan talk about last night’s Crashing with Bill Burr, Michele Obama’s dick, Artie’s Puerto Rican experience, voiceover work on video games, The Little Rascals, and parents stealing their children’s Hollywood money. They go on to chat about one-man shows, Scott Baio the kid fucker, Mike Feeney takes a seat and the guys talk about last night’s Grammy’s, and Bill Burr calls in discuss his role on Crashing, the upcoming Patrice benefit, “feminists,” and this weekend’s Super Bowl. Artie, Kevin, Mike, and Anthony wrap up the show yapping about properly promoting comedy shows, the “rape business,” and they go the eff off over Jen Selter’s ass.

Artie and Anthony begin the day talking about the upcoming guests, terrible Netflix specials, Artie almost getting kicked out of Aspen, and Doug Stanhope and Luis J. Gomez take a seat to talk about sobriety, and celebrity death pools. Jim Norton joins the guys and they yap about food poisoning and sushi, Suboxone, Dr. Steve, a CSI clip, a To Catch a Predator clip, road groupies, the old Opie and Anthony days, and Doug tells a story about happened in Vegas but really happened in Atlantic City. They swap awkward celebrity stories, chat about racist versus racism, Doug’s girlfriend Bingo’s take on Tom Brady, shitty panel shows, fake news, Charles in Charge, “me too-ing,” and “prop” comics. After Doug makes his exit, the gang wraps up today’s show talking about Nicole Eggert now and then, old TV, the Cleveland Indians, “Blooper,” and sitcom spin offs.

On today’s #TheAAShow, Gilbert Gottfried joins Anthony to talk about Artie missing the show today, Gilbert’s documentary, the influence of TV and movie, going to the movies as kids, and Aziz Ansari and his “claw.” They go on to discuss the recent string of “sexual harassment,” Robert De Niro losing his edge, Al Pacino for Dunkin Donuts, Scott Baio making the talk show rounds, old school newscasts, Trump’s State of the Union Address, and Rep. Joe Kennedy’s response. The guys also talk about O.J. Simpson, Kathy Griffin trying to make a comeback, Stormy Daniels on Jimmy Kimmel, racist logos, and “you might be a parasite,” Gilbert makes his exit and Anthony wraps up the day talking about a fight Doug Stanhope got on The Bonfire last night.

Anthony begins the day with Chad Zumock discussing Artie’s absence, his “Twitter beef” with O.J. Simpson’s lawyer Malcolm P. LaVergne, Malcolm calls in to explain a few things, and Aaron Berg joins the guys to chat about Yamaneika Saunders snapping off on Doug Stanhope and her shitty ass attitude and big ass mouth. Ant talks about doing the Chip podacast and LOS last night, they chat about context in comedy, “comics these days,” people not standing during the SOTU, Donald Trump, Joe Kennedy, hashtag life, and John Travolta. They also discuss certain actresses and actors aging awfully, old gays, planes landing on freeways, spelunking, Maxine Waters, Michelle Obama on Ellen, and Malia Obama’s white boyfriend.

Anthony beings the day talking about the Dow Jones, Artie makes his way into the studio and they chat about Artie’s hospital stay, Geno and his football picks, the Super Bowl, crazy NFL plays, fake news, and hot Fox News chicks. Dov Davidoff joins the guys to discuss people with kids, Ron and Fez, lightning betting, Donald Trump and his demeanor, Philly celebrating their Super Bowl win, and Justin Timberlake’s halftime performance. Artie and Anthony wrap up the show talking about FCC fines, we watch some video of Philly going ape shit in the streets, they chat about a De Niro car commercial, and we watch a dad going crazy on Larry Nassar.

Jackie Martling joins Artie and Anthony today to talk about book titles, hating (and not hating) co-workers, old troubles with the law, JFK’s shooting, interracial loving, eating horse shit (WHY??), and the old days of comedy clubs. They discuss My 600-lb Life, a two-headed chick, two dudes attached at the stomach, the recent string of “assaults,” and Uma Thurman’s car crash in a Quentin Tarantino film. They also talk about people saying the “worst word ever,” Jackie’s relationship with Sam Kinison, violent ass James Cagney, threesome issues, fu*king teachers, Justin Trudeau’s “peoplekind,” and the upcoming movie Black Panther.

Today Artie and Anthony talk about Quincy Jones and an interview that just came out, DeNiro the crier, interracial dating, sports betting, Norm MacDonald, and Nicole Eggert filing a police report. John Moses joins the guys to talk about cheating, Elon Musk putting a Tesla in space, and changing scripts, Alana Luv take a seat and they go on to talk about Trump wanting a military parade, and The View’s thoughts on Trump’s parade. We see Trump wind tussled hair, and they chat about BLM’s Marquesha Johnson the thief, a mountain lion in a suburban backyard, a toxic Hollywood bromance, Alana’s dating advice, and the Gerber baby.

Wrapping up #TheAAShow week, Artie and Anthony talk about Marlon Brando and Richard Pryor possibly fu*king, Howard Stern, old baseball, Amy Schumer’s new movie, bullshitters, and pulling the chick card. Joe Larson joins the guys to chat about Steven A. Spielberg, a Richard Stanley documentary, Jim Norton, Trumpy Bear, a theft at a Dodge dealership, and Michael Rappaport tweeting to Janet Jackson. We look at some actors that altered their weight for movie roles, and they talk about vacationing as a couple, Pepper Johnson, Sleepers, a sassy addition to Jaws, and a National Lampoon biopic.

Anthony begins the show talking about “Fat Tuesday” and Mardi Gras, the new Presidential portraits of Barack and Michelle Obama, robot animals, Kathy Griffin ranting on Hollywood, and Sarah Silverman talking about eating abortions. Dan Naturman takes a seat and they go on to talk about Artie, Dan ditching his glasses, “cool nerds,” theme songs from sitcoms, Linda Lavin, and old sitcoms. We see a video of a saggy titted chick, they chat about corporate gigs, Artie joins the guys and they wrap up talking about “judged” shows, Sammy Sosa, a dead YouTube star, reefer madness, Jack Klugman, and birthday party shenanigans.

Artie and Anthony start the day talking about a new school shooting and a My Pillow mafia, Kevin Brennan takes a seat and the guys yap about guns and the law, Dan Naturman, possibly homeschooling, and shitty hairdos. They discuss crime by race, Ring commercials, John Wayne and The Conqueror, we see some footage from the school shooting, and Tom McCaffrey joins the guys and they go on to talk more about cops and school shootings. They also chat about kid fu*kers, Scott Baio’s new accuser, Richard and the tree fort, gays and AIDS, shitty show openings, Shaun White, Cali life, and Kevin bombing at the Cellar.

Artie and Anthony wrap up the week talking about Amy Schumer’s secret wedding, Matt Iseman joins the guys to talk about Matt’s “Twitter beef” with Opie, the death of radio, Ant’s relationship with Opie, and Artie’s relationship with Robin Quivers. They discuss the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, Matt’s elevator ride with Jon Bon Jovi, Santana at Woodstock, Henry Hill, Artie’s doorman, Belle Knox, and the school shooting in Florida. They also yap about a screaming ass baby on a plane, the cowling falling apart off a plane mid-flight, a radio host fired for calling Chloe Kim a hot piece of ass, Artie meeting Prince, and Chris Rock the cheater.

Artie and Anthony are joined today by Joe Currie talking about The Cro-Mags, last night’s Crashing, “alt” comedy, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Norm Macdonald, gambling, and prison life. They discuss old McDonald's commercials, Fergie singing the nation anthem this weekend, sensitivity training, doxing, Black Panther, vag wigs, and the movie “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.” The trio end the day talking about “Baby, I’m Back,” a fight on a cruise ship, a nip slip at the Olympics, and we check out figure skating back in the day.

Artie and Anthony start the show talking about Kristen Haglund, watch Trump give out medals, and check out creepy Joe Biden again. Kris Fried comes in studio and they get into the Black Panther barking protest , infomercials, gay athletes, movies, and more.

Artie and Anthony begin talking about the school shooting protests, then Joe DeRosa comes in and they move onto Comics Unleashed and what happened last night at the Patrice benefit. They tell some Dice stories, check out their favorite prank calls, and talk about funerals and wakes. They watch an Olympic skier take a hard fall, Method Man thinks Wendy Williams in tacky, and Artie tells some MadTV stories.

Artie and Anthony start the show with Paul Mecurio and Don Jamieson talking about Braveheart, the school shooting media coverage, and Chevy Chases' road rage fight. Paul leaves and Don shows off his Mike Bocchetti impression which leads to DiPaolo 13. Mike Dowd and his podcasting partner join the show after checking out a hairy woman. They talk about The Seven Five, Steve Wilkos' DUi and listen to the Mel Gibson tapes. At the end of the show Bill Schulz and Joanne Nosuchinsky come on to announce they're teaming up on the new Mornin'!!! Show.

Artie and Anthony kick off the week talking about looks and Russians, Kevin Smith’s heart attack, Mike Bocchetti’s shi*s, Ant’s first car, store robberies, and Trump’s transparency. Ian Fidance joins the guys and they go on to chat about securing schools, fake cumming, Twitter celebrities, chest cam footage, Bill Cosby’s daughter dying, and a missing CDC scientist. Rachel Feinstein take a seat and they talk about rowdy hecklers, Steve Irwin, funny falling, Keith Robinson’s fashion sense, and they do a little ripping on Jim Norton’s bed. They wrap up the day talking about Rachel locking herself in her apartment, scary ass NY, “Dick Sister,” old school retards, Rachel’s stalker, “the bone,” and working on Broadway (not like that).

Anthony is joined by Joe DeVito and Pat Dixon today talking about guns, guns, and more guns, Donald Trump, bans, boy pussy, Whoa Vicky getting arrested, and transgender peeps in sports. We learn about Donald Trump’s re-election campaign, watch a bit of My 600-lb Life, they discuss “Five Came Back,” Stan Lee getting robbed, interest rates, old school candy, a K9 takedown in Cali, and “Shitfaced.”

Artie and Anthony are joined today by Dave Landau talking about Billy Joel, Christie Brinkley, and their kids, jerking it to celebrity chicks, stank twats, Otto and George, and Abigail Shapiro’s leaked nudes. They also discuss stars going broke, Stan Lee firing folks, Craig Carton’s podcast, Joe Paterno and Larry Nassar kid fu*king, “slopes,” another hot teacher fu*king kids, and we re-watch the beginning of West Side Story.

Artie and Anthony wrap up the week yapping about shitting in a bucket and Alex Jones (unrelated), and Parker Schnabel joins the show to talk about his new show “Gold Rush: Parker’s Trail,” finding gold in 2018, and Gold Rush versus Deadliest Catch. Mike Vecchione takes a seat and the guys talk about Parker’s possible discomfort, PC comedy, Somali pirates fighting military, Kevin Smith, Mike’s role in “Tony N Tina's Wedding,” and unsavory reviews. We see a shot gone way wrong, hear Michael Richard’s apology on Letterman, they discuss bad joke telling, The Brady Bunch Variety Hour, a gorilla statue, The Negro National Anthem, West Side Story on SNL, and Ryan Seacrest the maybe diddler.

rtie and Anthony are back yapping about gal’s getting you in trouble, Elton John in concert, Trump making people insane, the Oscars, Jews in Hollywood, and Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet. Robert O’Neill takes a seat and the guys go on to talk about guns in school, kids emulating adults, Robert’s “snafu” on American Airlines, “offending” women, last night’s Oscars, using babies as weapons, a new/old O.J. Simpson interview, and some Florida Bunn fu*king.

Artie and Anthony are joined by Will Noonan talking about the old days of Tough Crowd, karaoke, and Big A’s trip to Alabama, Jim Norton makes his way in, and we watch Ant’s walk-about around in NY. They talk about “Meet the Creeps,” meeting famous people, Jon Voight, Sid Rosenberg and payola, Don Imus, gays in comedy, dick sucking Lenny Dykstra, and we watch a Chuck E. Cheese rumble. They also discuss the Oscars “In Memoriam,” Annabella Sciorra’s beatdown in Jungle Fever, a subway fight, pedophiles, a naked dude on a plane, Jimmy’s childhood fantasy’s, a Lost in Space reboot, and USS Lexington being found.

An Artie-less Anthony talks about snow days, being without your phone, hot weather gals, liberal Cali, and Tom Cotter takes a seat and they chat about “Welcome Back, Kotter,” John Travolta, and Tom’s kid situation. They also yap about Lost in Space, The Walking Dead, funny kids on the internet, the Gallagher bros, O.J. Simpson, The Walking Dead, Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump, creepy ass Alexa, 2018 billionaires, and 80’s nostalgia.

The boys wrap up the week talking about “International Women’s Day,” My 600-lb Life, Foghorn Leghorn, a prequel to The Sopranos, sports talk, 2006 O.J. Simpson, Robert De Niro, and an ANTI-LGBT politician resigning after getting caught fagging out. Lisa Ann joins the boys to discuss her “Back 4 More” tour, “Nailin' Paylin,” HPV, Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump, David Byrne’s regrets, strip club dancing, Harvey Weinstein, A Bronx Tale on Broadway, and yummmmmmmy tripe.

Artie and Anthony begin the week talking about The Sopranos, manual labor, Ant’s ex and Dominic Barbara, mobster shenanigans, and TV censoring. Zach Martina and Craig Gass join the guys to chat about Stuttering John, O.J. Simpson, Maryjean pops in to shake that ass, and they talk more about the O.J. Simpson interview last night. They also discuss asshole celebrity stories, My 600-lb Life, an eye gouging meth chick, Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz the commies, and Donald Trump’s rally in Pennsylvania.

The guys start the show talking about Donald Trump firing Rex Tillerson and prototypes for Trump’s wall, Des Bishop joins the guys and they chat about shitty happy birthday singing in restaurants, old great TV, and Sally Field the matchmaker. They discuss alleged harassment, teachers fu*king students, a bail bond gone wrong, Black Panther scenarios, Jerry Springer and Dr. Phil, Joy Behar and Mike Pence, and a dolphin fucker. They also talk about I, Tonya, Venus Williams and Serena Williams, old school ciggie commercials, the old Ropers and Alice theme songs, and we watch a crip trying to stab a witness in court.

Artie and Anthony wrap up the week talking about a bridge that collapsed in Florida, a new McKayla Maroney video, and AJ Benza calls in to reminisce and swap stories with the guys. Rory Albanese and Owen Benjamin take a seat to chat about Owen’s Twitter, gun control, slaughtering, touring Afghanistan, “Hitler’s,” illegal and legal citizens, and gray areas in comedy. They also discuss lefty shaming, people taking jokes too seriously, Owen’s gigs being canceled for “hate speech,” the n-word, Forensic Files, and Cold Case Files.

The boys are back today talking about the bombing in Texas, Anthony’s karaoke and poker weekend, Stuttering John, Ant’s Twitter suspension, and a throwback of Sarah Silverman talking chinks. John Moses take a seat and they go on to talk about younger women, Melissa Stetten’s involvement with Donald Trump Jr., possible new drug laws, money laundering, a ski lift gone wild, and Don McLean’s model girlfriend. They also discuss Hannibal Buress getting kicked of stage, a self-driving Uber, a brawl in an IHOP, Andrew Dice Seinfeld, technology ratting you out, and we watch NYPD Jackie Chan getting harassed.

Anthony and Artie are joined by Luis J. Gomez talking about Ant’s Twitter suspension, drunk Geno, rehab shenanigans, The Looming Tower, and stank pussy. We see Mike Bocchetti try to sneeze, they talk about Rose McGowan, chicks that just want to fu*k, Wakanda, over analysis of words, and a former Playboy model claiming she had an affair with Donald Trump. They also discuss cheaters, shitting and pissing, taking chances in comedy, comedian Mark Meechan going to jail for a hate crime, and Cynthia Nixon’s run for governor.

Anthony and Paul Mecurio begin today’s AA Show talking about the newest “nor’easter,” hating people, Paul putting his dog down, Time Square scams, disgusting living things, Paul’s uncle hating on a certain race, and Paul’s Italian bitch mom. Anthony talks about his El Adobe days, they chat about Richard Nixon, Paul McCartney, Anthony’s Twitter suspension, Twitter “rules,” Danny Ross and his lies, Anthony drops a bomb on Danny, and we see a tip stealing bitch.

Artie and Anthony wrap up the week talking about the weird NY weather, gay icons, court dates and lawyers, and Harrison Greenbaum takes a seat to talk about inventing magic tricks and his upcoming comedy and magic show. We look at some David Blaine magic, they talk about unoriginal magicians, Stanley Kubrick, Kirk Douglas, the Austin bomber, Bozo the Clown’s death, and Katy Perry fighting with nuns. Maryjean stops by to give Artie a haircut and while that is happening, we look at video from an Uber driverless car (gone wrong), they discuss hairdos, Anthony “Ms. Cleo” Cumia brags about knowing verdict outcomes, and Maryjean tells us about her salon.

Artie and Anthony kick off the week talking about mugshots, Bob’s one-armed fu*k, picking gals in strip clubs, drunk driving, and Bob’s jail stint. They go on to talk about relationships, Stormy Daniels, Bob’s accident, Giannis Antetokounmp from the Milwaukee Bucks, the anti-gun march over the weekend, a fatty beauty pageant winner, and woman who couldn’t open her mouth for thirty years. We see a male sex robot, a new teacher who fu*ked her student, and Stormy Daniel porn, they discuss nipple stickers, Bob’s benefit show, old school NY cops, Bill de Blasio, Cynthia Nixon’s run for governor, and Paris Hilton’s lost ring.

On today’s show the guys talk about Ralphie May, roasts and roast jokes, Ralph Sutton joins the guys and they chat about Artie drinking bleach, documentaries and podcasts, and ego issues. Artie shares some of his “show prep,” they talk about Sean Penn, “free speech,” Mike Bocchetti, some nurses fu*king patients, Brooke Shields, little gun drawing kids, and Microsoft banning bad language. The also discuss Star Trek, Disney rats, the band Greta Van Fleet, old school TV watching comradery, a citizen check on the census, slutty Stormy Daniels, and slimy ass Al Sharpton’s half bro being arrested for capital murder.

Anthony and Joe DeVito start the show talking about Mr. Rogers, and the Roseanne reboot before Artie bursts in coming from a fight with Uber drivers. They turn to Pee Wee Herman, Byron Allen buying the Weather Channel, and they listen to Stuttering John's new podcast. They check out pictures from O-n-A's Best Boob Contest from 2001, watch Stephon Clark's brother interrupt a city council meeting, look into Stallone's meatballs, and find out if Corey Feldman was really stabbed.

Wrapping up the week, a freshly soy sauced Anthony sits with Artie to chat about morning show call times, “high pitch Mike” from Howard Stern, radio sales people, Stephon Clark’s televised funeral and his brother’s crazy ass behavior. They also discuss DMX, getting arrested, NFL male cheerleaders, a throwback Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders movie, “the popsicle twins,” Rusty Staub’s death, and sh*tty first baseball throws.

Artie and Anthony are back with Bob DiBuono chatting it up about old racist TV, Tracy Morgan, the old days of SNL versus now, Robert De Niro, and Don Imus signing off. They also discuss stupid ass commercials, the Roseanne reboot, Winnie Mandela dying, Andrew Dice Clay beefing with Sebastian Maniscalco, Sam Simon, the old days of Opie and Anthony and Howard Stern, and Jesus Christ Superstar.

The boys are back talking about a movie Artie did with Juliette Lewis, David Spade, and Caitlyn Jenner, and Mike Bocchetti joins the boys to talk Batman reboots, Mike’s family, and The Artie Lange Show. They discuss guns, dads, road trips, a shooting caught on camera, cursing kids, grotesque subways, The Godfather, Bobo’s Tinder, Mike’s love life, and accidental humor.

With Artie on the way, Anthony begins the show talking about closing the boarder, Opie claiming he created O and A, Nate Bargatze joins Ant to talk about a union protest, the old Opie and Anthony days, insecure comics, and Bill Burr. Nate talks about living in Nashville, Gavin McInnes pops in to chat about proud boys and skating females, and Artie makes his way in and the guys yap about The Stuttering John Podcast. They also talk about monetizing on YouTube, YouTube shooter Nasim Najafi Aghdam, Hillary Clinton, Piers Morgan, and shitty driving issues.

Artie and Anthony are joined by Gilbert Gottfried yapping it up about George Jessel, Stuttering John, Hitler Uber, Robin Williams death, William Shatner and his dead wife, and Greg Louganis. They also chat about “young Hollywood” coming out, Paul Lynde, The Odd Couple, a munchkin molesting Dorothy, Chappaquiddick, Robert De Niro hating on Trump, Howard Stern edits, police shootings, and I Love Lucy.

The boys are back with Joe DeRosa talking about spatting with Stuttering John over the weekend on Twitter, Danny Ross and his AMAZING podcast, Eddie Pepitone, and Tom McCaffrey joins the gang to chat about Jimmy Kimmel apologizing for a joke. They also discuss a bunch of movies, MAD Magazine, Twitter bans, “Hamburger,” biopics, a batshit Bill Cosby protester, Tony Robbins, and Andrew Dice Clay.

On this episode of #TheAAShow, Chris Hansen joins Artie and Anthony.

The boys are back with Chad Zumock talking about Donald Trump, a possible missile launch, pre-bombing moments, “moon cricket,” Schindler's List scenarios, and a Ken Burns documentary on Theodore Roosevelt. They also discuss a shrine for a stabber, the world’s oldest lingerie model, Mark Zuckerberg, Diamond and Silk, an ice-cream truck robbery, The Doberman Gang, "Our Gang," and Mitzi Shore’s death.

Anthony begins today’s AA Show talking about Syria, Donald Trump, and a possible nuclear attack, and Mike Ward and Pantelis join the show to chat about their new show (that will join Compound Media) “2 Drink Minimium.” They also discuss Bobo’s driving test, different laws by country, gun laws, knife bans, social media trolls, and Bobo calls in to talking about (not) taking is driving test. The guys wrap up the day yapping it up about Dice’s IG tribute to Mitzi Shore, a high school girl taping nipples, Cali cracking up, and weird ass K-Pop music.

The boys are back along with Dave Landau talking about James Comey, Chappaquiddick, O.J. Simpson, Reginald Denny scenarios, and the old days of n-bomb dropping. We watch some throwback roller-disco clips, they yap about R. Lee Ermey’s death, Will Ferrell, and the "Cash Me Outside" girl and Whoa Vicky fighting. We get the latest with Casey Anthony, and they wrap up the day talking about Barbara Bush’s failing health, “The Excited Housewives,” “A Date with your Family,” and the episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will gets shot.

A and A are back talking about Hervé Villechaize, truces with Korea, a Southwest flight gone horribly wrong, issues at Starbucks, and Jay Mohr calls in to chat about comedy, his divorce, new pussy, #MeToo-ing, reparations, and his kids. Richie Redding joins the guys and they go on to talk about crazy dangerous situations, Beetlejuice, a Stormy Daniels sketch, R. Kelly and his sex cult, and Maria Bamford wanting a restraining order on Donald Trump.

The boys start the day talking about the benefit show Artie did last night, Stuttering John, Randa Jarrar, dick pics, and Bob Phillips joins the guys to talk about Richard Gere, The Jerky Boys, and life before social media. They also discuss “gay” kids, the latest with Starbucks, the ADL, Larry Storch and his hat, L.A. Fitness employees fired over racism, Mike Pompeo meeting Kim Jong Un, and Stormy Daniels.

Ending #TheAAShow week, the guys talk about gender reveal parties, shitty ass social media, The Godfather, and Kris Fried joins the guys to yap about drinking and drugging, meddling folks on-line, and overusing social media. We hear about the world’s worst cop, get the latest with Starbucks, they chat about broken gals, “fat Nick,” Bernie Goetz, Ant’s dating life, and a Fox News chick apologizing for a tweet. They wrap up the week talking about bullying, Anthony’s backyard problems, un-funny Vince Vaughn, “Hostiles,” Indian names, Rat’s (kinda) Emmy, and a fraternity exhibiting “racist behavior.”

Anthony and Brandon Collins talk movies while wishing they were on vacation.

Anthony talks to the crew about Hitler and games.

Anthony and Lionel cover the latest political news including Syria, Russian collusion, North Korea disarming, Michael Cohen getting raided, and Lake Titicaca.

TheAAShow is back with Anthony announcing the new third mic, Dave Landau, Mike Cannon joins the guys to talk about on-line haters, Ant’s trip to Disney World, Orthodox Jews, getting hooked on pills, and Artie makes his way in with a gift for Anthony. The guys yap about past drug use, angry parents, the backlash surrounding Michelle Wolf at the WHCA, WHCA’s of old, Edith Bunker’s almost rape, serial killers, and how sometimes, “there are no words.” They wrap up the day talking about child (not) friendly movies, Iran and Israel, The Sopranos, Alexis Arquette, and Artie’s broken chair.

The boys are back with Gavin McInnes talking about two cunts on a subway, cultural appropriation versus racism, talking shit on-line, fucking out of your league, shitty accents, and Robert De Niro. They discuss moms fuc*ing “inappropriately,” Bill Cosby, ass kicking chicks, Rocky, Jews and Italians, from nothing to something, Daz Dillinger’s take on Kanye West, and ass fucking. The guys wrap up the day talking about cucks, ISIS flying squirrels, crazy pranks, Lemmy, leftover coke, crazy ass Kathy Griffin, and Howard Stern the sprinkler insulter.

Today on #TheAAShow, Artie, Anthony, and Dave talk about the weather with Ira The Weatherman, they discuss gambling, casino issues, and whores, and Tommy Pope and Shane Gillis join the guys to talk about their new show, “A Fair One” on Compound Media. We check out the teaser for Opie’s new podcast, they chat about dementia, Ira the killer, Jay Thomas, a chick eaten alive by scabies, Caitlyn Jenner’s tranny friend Sophia, and Tom Brokaw the molester.

The boys wrap up the week yapping it up about late nights and late work schedules, railroad issues, corrupt police, pandering to retards, racist jokes, black (people) magic, and “fat roles.” They chat about the old days of parody, Sean Penn, Sarah Silverman, old fu*ks, Steven Seagal, (one of) Dave’s arrests, “Father Dice,” old fan mail, roasting and stand-up, and back in the day radio shenanigans.

The boys are back with Matt Iseman talking about Cinco de Mayo, a pissed off Howard Stern, Donald Trump’s stamina, Hillary Clinton, a dancing graduation, and they reminisce about their own graduations. They talk about Opie’s new show, a dude lipping off on the LIRR, apologizing, getting stripped of your doctorate, De Niro being “done with you,” Rosie the retard, and a lucky gal at the Kentucky Derby. They also discuss animal betting, Matt’s first Hollywood job, Orson Welles drunk outtakes, MJ’s Gatorade outtakes, voiceovers, a Baltimore cop being disrespected, and their own law issues.

On today’s AA Show, the guys talk about Cobra Kai, old sitcom stars, attainable women, stars now and then, and Robert O’Neill takes a seat to talk about Kid Rock, not aging well, Hillary’s robot back, and Iran’s agenda. They also discuss trade deals, President Trump, interrogation tactics, an “elevator outrage,” kids and guns, tranny kids, Cynthia Nixon and marijuana, and face tats.

Anthony, Artie, Dave, and Joe DeVito begin the day talking about FCC rules for radio, personal accountability, cell phone addiction, celebrity affairs, Fatty Arbuckle the rapist, Eric Schneiderman, and Caddyshack. They discuss sequels, stock options, Joe Namath and his fur coat, old football, Deacon Jones hot take on equal rights, Webster, Michael Jackson and his “boys,” and Vic Morrow’s death.

Dave and Anthony start the show yapping about a new teacher/kid f#*king, young boners (theirs), Dave’s most uneventful mugshot, and Brendan Sagalow and Ian Fidance join the guys to talk about Brendan getting interrupted by Amy Schumer. They chat about glorious NY public transportation, a video of a bus stop f#*k, avoiding rape, more on Amy, consent to change diapers, and free bleeding. The guys wrap up the day discussing making women’s lives easier, the mayor of Denver’s son, Rose McGowan, and a prison guard’s huge stinky penis.

Anthony and Dave discuss Artie Lange’s exit, drug use, Cobra Kai, back in the day closet gays, Richard Gere and his gerbil, Deliverance, and gaying it up for movie roles. Martin Kove takes a seat to chat about Cobra Kai, sensei John Kreese, Death Race 2000, and “sweeping the leg.” The guys go on to yap about Fatty Arbuckle, Anthony getting his bhole fingered, a fight over a parking spot, crazy Vegas peeps, changing cheerleading policies, and Kathie Lee Gifford forgiving Howard Stern.