The Artie And Anthony Show

The big “AA Show” day is here and Artie and Anthony begin the day talking about their “hater” on-line fans, Artie tells a story about snorting glass (WTF), they discuss sh*tty old jobs, 70’s TV, Jim Norton and giant cock, and Ant reminisces on times at the ranch. They talk about Fonzie and blacks, the old days of putting anything on TV and getting away with it, blowjob excuses, moronic radio contests, kid fu*kers, white trash chicks on Live PD, old timey “racist” jokes, and we hear about “Gaga” being offended and kicked out of the Comedy Cellar. They talk about internet “white nights,” swap dad stories and “detox” stories, chat about sports betting and gambling, killing spouses on cruise ships, sick animals being better than sick kids, knowing when to cut your losses, Fez Whatley, and they end the day breaking down the pics on the new set.

On today’s AA Show Rich Vos joins Artie and Anthony to chat it up about the impending hurricane in Florida, gross blowjobs (?!), “Hasidic wires,” 911 Forensic Files calls, Artie Lange in death pools, death hoaxes, and hall of fames in high schools. Rich brings up his rough childhood neighborhood, they talk about The Little Rascals, disgraced radio hosts, we get to the bottom of a new studio caper, hear about a crime committed by Craig Carton, and they discuss erotic asphyxiation. They go on to talk about “Dreamers” and Cher’s comments regarding them, Vos and his sh*tty spelling, technology ruining baseball, roasting, they play a little “If you…,”

Wrapping up the week, Artie and Anthony talk about Craig Carton posting bail, Ant’s history with Boomer Esiason, possible replacements for Craig Carton, Joe Namath, and stupid ass pharmacies. Dave Attell joins the guys and they go on to chat about A&A audience differences, Long Island strip clubs, the current hurricane situation, slutty chicks at conventions, crazy road gigs, 70’s variety shows, and Anthony’s time in Cali as a kid. Robert Kelly makes his way into the studio and the gang chats about Anthony’s childhood shenanigans, faggot cowboys, KFC’s new Colonel Sanders and Popeye’s, they check in on the hurricane, talk about the My Pillow, and we hear from a few callers. They discuss sports betting, Indians and Italians, Ozarks on Netflix, Burt Reynolds tell all book, old school Sonny and Cher, Artie and Anthony’s mugshots, Whoopi Goldberg’s hot take on pubes, and we hear one of the most embarrassing things that happened to Artie.

The AA Show is back with Anthony and Artie talking about their good looks, the real AA, “loser” things they’ve done, Dice, Stern, and Rogan stories, learning to do impressions, Artie’s racial jokes, and Joe Matarese’s feedback on The AA Show. They talk about 9/11, Artie performing overseas, Ant’s lovely convo with Jon Stewart, Twitter convos, court TV shows, “legal advisors” in jail, and Dave Smith and Chris Hansen join the guys to chat about the old days of journalists and drugs. They also discuss smoking on planes, the upcoming season of “Crime Watch Daily,” where Chris was on 9/11, and mainstream media. After Chris makes his exit, the guys go on to talk about the hurricanes, climate change, libertarianism, the Nuremberg trials, immigration and Hitler (?!), sh*tty ass improv, and Anthony doing Chip Chipperson’s podacast later tonight.

Artie and Anthony begin the day talking about yesterday’s interview with Chris Hansen, creepy ass predators, Twitter feedback, Joe Matarese’s AA Show feedback, and Joe Matarese takes a seat to talk about morning radio gigs and to backpedal about the “critique video” he made. They chat about AGT, the callers chime in, John Moses joins the guys and they go on to trash Matarese’s show bookings, talk about internet rumors, a “Joe Matarese fan podcast,” Joe Matarese the comedy opener, and we see a bit of the Matarese tape. Joe continues to backpedal as the guys critique more of his video, the guys smash Joe, Joe attempts to smash back, Joe Matarese calls in (?!), and they wrap talking about Markie Post’s tits, an awkward NFL sideline commentator, the first female NFL announcer, and Joe being a change thief.

Dave Landau joins Artie and Anthony to talk about prior arrests, pit bulls, bullshit commercials, death pools, old looking actors, Kid Rock running for office, Stuttering John and El Chapo, and we watch a clip of Nancy Pelosi and her giant tits. The guys check out Christie Brinkley and her daughters, discuss hanging in the Hamptons, getting laid back in the day, high school reunions, comedian John Fox and Kid Dave, dildo’s, the Kardashian’s and their fu*king habits, Frank Vincent’s death, and the Nixon tapes. Goodfellas shockingly comes up, they insert a “certain word” in movie sayings, the guys talk about Bob Golub, Hillary on The View, doing drugs properly, vices, Dave’s drunk driving, Nic Cage movies, Tori Spelling, “what the fu*k,” and Pauly Shore the pussy puller.

Wrapping up the week, Anthony is joined by Craig Gass talking about rehab experiences, Artie makes his way in studio bitching about his ferry issues, the guys go on to talk about Sam Kinison, Rodney Dangerfield, and Brad Garrett, auctioning off football players, and Johnny Carson giving breaks. They chat about Kinison a bit more, discuss eulogies at comedian’s funerals, Louis CK the jerk-off, Gilbert Gottfried’s fearlessness, Brother Joe on the People’s Court, Tom Cotter joins the guys and they talk about “racism” at a baseball games, the old radio days, and they swap some Dave Attell stories. They also talk about aggressive sports fans, America’s Got Talent, old school sitcom premises, Esther Ku pops by and they end the day talking about sex dolls, hurricane evacuations, assholes in the industry, Esther’s mango farming, and cumming for charity.

The AA Show is back with the guys talking about younger women and older women issues and libertarians, Joe DeVito takes a seat and they go to chat about band names, politically correctness, internet trolls, and advice for them. After a troll calls in, they talk about Kevin Hart being extorted, Ian Fidance joins the guys and they talk about his shady modes of public transportation, the guys talk about public shitters, working with midgets, a “fu*k the police” guy, “hate speech,” and Andrew Dice Clay. They wrap up the show discussing comics with disabilities, Ian’s sexual preferences, the greatness of Dave Attell, “chunky splooge,” jail records, and a Paul Sorvino/Yankees movie.

Will Noonan and Paul Mecurio join Artie and Anthony today talking about sticking your dick in things, gambling, Ken Burns and The Vietnam War documentary, “white speak,” George Carlin’s anger, Brian Regan, and Artie getting incisions and cath’d. After Paul makes his exit, we learn about Will’s “drug role models,” they discuss “working the program,” Jen Kirkman’s thoughts on Louis C.K., Artie’s thoughts on Bill Cosby’s eyes, “millennial issues,” 9/11, Stephen Rannazzisi versus Brian Williams, and we check out some throwback clips of Norm MacDonald. We watch a bit of “The B&B Show” from this morning, they talk about hacky tweets, Big A weighs in on the “cookie scandal,” Paul makes his way back in and tells a Dan Naturman story, and we check out Dat Phan’s tour schedule.

Artie and Anthony kick off today’s show talking about a Melania Trump rumor, Donald Trump’s taste in women, and Rosie O'Donnell, Andrew Schulz joins the guys to talk about celebrity publicists, the old days of finding out celebrity news, and they throw it back to the Ronald Reagan assassination. They discuss Craig Carton and his hardcore gambling, Chris Christie’s sexy full figure, Hillary Clinton’s audio book, Hillary Dice Clay, “racist” America, Billy Bush and his divorce, John Travolta’s history in films, Scientology, and Tom Cruise sucking dick. Mike Opelka pops in to plug, the guys talk about the good gay life, Jake LaMotta’s death, Andrew’s Twitter beer with Evan Rachel Wood, losing autographs, PC culture and desensitizing yourself, and great radio broadcasters. They wrap up the day yapping about innuendos, Artie in “Casino Man,” getting caught cheating, a shrine of used condoms (WTF???), a Russian helicopter accidentally firing missile, dogs in restaurants, coke (yeah, that kind), and venturing out on your own as a grown up.

Wrapping up the week, Artie and Anthony are joined by Mike Brown and Brandon Collins talking about the movie It and Stephen King, “Jews in space,” Stanley Kubrick, and they dip and dive into a several more random movies. We watch Kanye butcher Queen, see some leaked footage of Lawrence O'Donnell, they talk Twitter “altercations,” and radio censorship, and Maryjean joins the guys (with her tits out) and the gang goes on to listen to audio of Jeffery Mezger going off on Kathy Griffin, talk about Rocky III, Don Imus, and crazy ass guests on Maury. They discuss midgets, check out “The Secret Of Selling The Negro” and “Homosexual Warning,” they chat about the kid who got nailed last night at a Yankee game, Brandon’s engagement, Maryjean’s family in Dominican Republic, and we see Unh Alpha Phi dance” video.

Artie and Anthony are back chatting it up about Artie’s weekend gig, The Olive Garden (?!), cocaine sh*ts, jacking it, the clean-up in Puerto Rico, and Debbie Schlussel calls to talk about Puerto Rico, Leu-Cumia, double standards with Sharia law, random ass movies, the NFL and their kneeling, affirmative action in sports, who they’d gay fu*k, and North Korea. Robert O’Neill joins the guys and they go on to talk about 9/11, jerking it in Afghanistan and banging seals, field training, being famous for the best thing, kill numbers, mission attitudes, decompression, and comradery. They chat about military type gaming, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Donald Trump, strong ass women, killing Bin Laden, the new music video Robert is in, tweaking issued weapons, the Bin Laden mission, supporting your country, a drone hitting a helicopter over Staten Island, and Jesse Ventura saluting Colin Kaepernick.

On today’s show, the boys are chatting about “pulling a Belushi,” jerking it for the first time, gays versus women, Magic Johnson’s gay son, Billy Bob Thornton, John Travolta’s new movie “Gotti,” lowkey gay movie stars, and family holidays. The guys talk about old cars, Anthony’s dad’s driving, getting out of tickets, Jerry Lewis and his shady will, the Jackson’s shitty shitter, Graceland and Elvis, the NFL protests, and Smokey the umm…yeah. Erik Nagel takes a seat and they talk about learning what NOT to do, wanting to get back on-air, Bob Eatman’s death, Good Times and Sanford and Son, and they engage in a little racism test. They also discuss Cosby the rapist, Tony Orlando’s severed finger, Andrew Dice Clay’s Showtime show, rich parents cutting their kids out of their fortune, exes on social media, the “ladies” of Fox News, and we revisit Jill Nicolini.

The AA Show is back with the guys discussing sh*tty hot weather, Artie the rapper, old odd jobs, the movie Beer League, everyone having a podcast, dirty talking chicks, Madonna and Amy Schumer showing up at the Comedy Cellar last night, and lucking your way into the industry. They talk about midgets, being blacklisted from clubs, an umpire ejecting a fan for tipping off the pitcher, Ant’s first time, and Pepe Chimpers, and Myka Fox and Kerryn Feehan take a seat to chat about drinking on the sly, and their “Shame On” podcast. They wrap up the day chatting about Thalidomide, ageing well (and not), Demi Moore the kid smoocher, Jane Fonda and her plastic face, service dogs, coke slanging door guys, furries, North Korea, and Myka’s boobs.

Ending the show week, Artie and Anthony talk about their night that indeed involved some shenanigans, the Friars Club, the “bashing” between Opie and Anthony and The Howard Stern Show, the old days of getting away with sh*t on the radio, knowing your fans, and FINALLY, the announcement of the new morning show on Compound Media, “Mornin’!!! w/ Bill Schulz!” Jared Freid takes a seat and the guys chat about Imus, taking a knee, a urine Slip ‘N Slide trough, waterparks and fair rides, teachers that fu*k kids, Hugh Hefner’s death, we see a clip of Artie roasting Hugh, and they discuss getting old af.

Anthony beings the show with a totally valid excuse as to why Artie is late, Ant talks about his weekend that included darts and drinks and heading out to Tilted Kilt Pub, he brings up the shooting in Las Vegas, and Artie makes his way in to talk about becoming an honorary Friar. Artie talks about a gambling night he had, they discuss more about the Vegas shooting, Tom Petty’s death, Gene Siskel’s taste in women, and Artie and Stuttering John’s weekend Twitter “convo.” Bryan Johnson takes a seat and they go on to chat about how he got into comic books, being active on social media, Jim Norton being the buffer on Opie and Anthony, past opiate use, sh*tting your pants, firecrackers vs. gunfire, and Stuttering John calls in to chat with the guys about his amazing movie and backpedal on his Twitter threats. They also discuss Bryan’s podcast “Tell Em Steve-Dave,” random bathroom sounds, Bobo and Mike Bocchetti chime in from the audience, and they chat about people who share Mike’s birthday and Mike’s eating habits.

The boys begin the day talking about pedal cabs, their dads, Chuck Low’s death, Artie getting inducted into the Friars Club last night, the Soprano’s in Paris, insane people from other countries, Shakespeare in Love (?!?!?!) and Saving Private Ryan. Luis J. Gomez and Yoshi Obayashi take a seat to chat about family in Puerto Rico, Trump being silly, comedy cruises, Luis getting yelled at by “the bathroom Nazi,” and Yoshi fills us in on Japanese porn. Yoshi talks about the “Jews of Japan,” and we inspect some Asians. They talk about OJ Simpson’s release, learning about sex, we watch some sista’s getting buck wild, check in with Susan Smith, play a game of “insert a “N” in a movie,” reminisce on The Wiz, and watch a few break-in videos.

An Artie-less Anthony begins the show watching an interview with the brother of the Las Vegas shooting, he runs through an article regarding Michael Moore’s ideas for gun laws, and Owen Benjamin and Kris Fried take a seat to discuss fat ass Michael Moore, and Twitter “PC bullshit.” They also chat about the possibility of having no pushback, the late-night show Ponzi scheme, O.J. Simpson getting out of jail, a possible O.J. show on Compound Media, Norm MacDonald’s swagger, almost DUI’s, the Yankee’s big win last night, and patriotic baseball audiences.

Anthony is joined by Ann Coulter and Bill Schulz today talking about Harvey Weinstein, SNL failing to mention the Harvey scandal, the blatant left, and Bill O’Reilly. Artie makes his way in and the crew go on to discuss Columbus Day, Joe Piscopo, “the wall,” Lauren Sivan on Megyn Kelly’s show, O.J. Simpson hitting up a Vegas brothel, laws in California, and crying Kimmel. They talk about Miley “public pissing” Cyrus, Billy Bush’s divorce, celebrity SJW’s, Kathie Lee Gifford watching some jacking, “outrage” over Dove lotion, a Dolphin’s coach doing lines on video, and Mike Pence on “taking a knee.” Artie mentions his fight with Jemele Hill, we learn about “pull a pig,” they chat about awkward convos, a crazy dude clinging to a bus, serial killer 101, tranny’s in the military, helmet wearing kids, genderless bathrooms, a Spielberg doc, and movie watching (and not).

Richard Lewis kicks off The AA Show chatting with the guys about Jerry Lewis, a gig that Artie and Richard did and their check snafu, sexing up groupie chicks, Richard’s bathroom at the Friars Club, and getting older. They discuss doing late night TV, Howard Stern, Madonna at the Comedy Cellar, Richard’s sobriety, “Richard and Regis,” meet and greets, the Playboy mansion, Artie’s puns, their drinking days, Sam Simon, and fu*king on drugs. Richard makes his exit and Jeff Leach takes a seat to talk about Ralphie May, Harvey Weinstein, what gets a pass and what doesn’t, getting arrested, despicable people in radio, and pedo’s in Jeff’s school. The guys also talk about the doc "Call Me Lucky," religion being fu*ked up, Donald Trump, North Korea and Kim Jong-un, the Nixon tapes, and the Yankees.

Anthony and the birthday boy Artie discuss the old thoughts of becoming fifty, we take a little walk down memory lane with Artie’s Uncle Frank, Artie the celebrity football player, and the best thing that ever happened to him in his life. They talk about “winning the lottery,” listening to Howard, being an a**hole, and getting Artie Lange disease, Dov Davidoff joins the guys and they talk about Norm MacDonald and Gilbert Gottfried, therapeutic situations,” and relationships. Alana Luv and Maryjean take a seat and they chat about Harvey Weinstein, we watch a video from Seth MacFarlane and one from Eminem, Rick Shapiro and Mrs. Goutfire joins the party and they discuss Rick’s rehab, Irish goodbyes, and we all eat cake.

Today on The AA Show, Anthony begins the day solo talking about doing Inforwars, going to Artie’s birthday party, last night’s Yankees game and tickets prices, Artie comes in and we check out his dad and some throwback pics of Artie as a kid. They go on to talk about Artie’s sister and last night’s party, revisit a few more throwback pics, talk about O.J. Simpson, Gavin McInnes takes a seat and they yap about ethnicity, the Mets, Ant’s shitty neighbor, and wasting time on lies. Carlos Mencia joins the gang and they rehash the whole “stealing thing,” chat about internet haters, comedian sensitivity, Corey Feldman being the ultimate thief, hot (money grubbing) groupies, freaky peeps on the left and right, and the age of consent. Gavin and Carlos get a touch heated over raping immigrants and then come together over foreskin, they talk about the Harvey Weinstein tape, mass shootings, serial murderers, weeding out Nazi’s, America’s longest temper tantrum, and superstar jizz.

Anthony and Artie (YES!!! ARTIE!!!) are back talking about the big weekend news circling Artie, needy ass AJ Benza, and Kaytlin Bailey’s cunty words about Anthony on Bill’s mornin’ show. Matt Iseman takes a seat to talk about his medical past, Home & Family, Artie’s gals, they rip into Stuttering John, we watch a little VR video from Ant’s house last night, they chat about VR games, and Al Michael’s apology about Harvey Weinstein. We take a look at the “Top 5 at Five,” find out about Colin Kaepernick lawsuit, watch a dick and PB video, read about Hillary’s latest tumble, and wrap the day watching video on a wrench stuck on a dick.

The boys begin the day talking about last night’s Yankees game, practicing (not) self-control, and their rehab stints, Chris Roach and Jim Norton join the guys to talk about Artie’s body falling apart. They talk about getting older and learning about money, radio guys not working, busting balls in a funny way, batshit crazy actresses, actresses now and then, the Jenner gals, and “famous” trans-peeps. They talk about Leah Remini joining “Kevin Can Wait,” gross ass Harvey Weinstein, #MeToo, “triggering” costumes, O.J. Simpson macking in a bar, killable people, and we see some unsavory white gals (or are they??). We also find out that George Lopez recently was boo’d, they talk about Chip’s podacast, the “Open Secret,” gag orders, being afraid to sell people out, jail movies, and an episode of I Love Lucy in Florida.

The hump day AA Show is here with Artie and Anthony talking about last night’s Yankees game, annoying ass Stuttering John, David Cross and the ching-chongs, Michael Douglas and Bill Paxton roles, possible Artie Lange movies, and Bruce Springsteen’s call to Artie. They discuss their fans coming together, Bobby Brown pulling sh*t out of Whitney Houston’s ass, Mike Cannon, Joe Currie, and Mo Mandel join in with the guys to discuss Dan Naturman, radio jock lead-ins, Jews in L.A., and Harvey Weinstein’s levels of sexual assault. They discuss bumping into kid stars now, the “Open Secret,” grotesque sports injuries, Anthony’s upcoming Halloween party, an elementary school’s Halloween ban, McKayla Maroney claiming molestation, editing, and they check in on the Yankees.

Anthony starts the show talking about his appearance on Kennedy,and the four soldiers killed in Niger. Artie then joins him as they talk about rope hair, EDM, and check out Artie on Hot Ones. Dave Juskow joins the guys as they make fun of Stuttering John, talk about The Godfather, and the yankees comeback. Luis J. Gomez comes in fresh off getting a ticket for smoking weed and they share stories about their arrests, gambling problems, and 976 numbers.

The boys are back talking about Artie’s trip to Pittsburgh, working out issues, Twitter issues, “hate speech,” Stuttering John being a total dipshit on Twitter, roasting Daniel Carver on Howard Stern, and the Yankees losing over the weekend. We check out some throwback baseball, find out what former Oriole Ray Knight is up to, they talk about baseball back in the day, and old cars escapades. Jeffrey Gurian sits down to talk with the guys about Netflix specials, comics persona, and stalkers, Jay Larson joins the guys, they talk about rating racists, we meet NewAge JerkBoy, they reminisce on Patrice O’Neal, and we check out the “Top Five at Fiveish.”

Artie and Anthony begin the show talking about Artie’s relationship with Kevin, the movie “Jaws,” Hedy Lamarr, and Kevin Brennan joins the guys to trash Artie’s Twitter followers. Kevin’s bridge burning continues with a bit of riffing on Russ Meneve and Esther Ku, they discuss sh*t talkers on Twitter, how the “falling out” between Kevin and Artie started, Kevin point out several “gays,” they talk about “being a man,” functioning comics, Kevin’s parenting style, and they shake on it before Kevin makes his exit. They go on to discuss a possible Compound Media tour, Anthony admits he watched The Walking Dead again, the guys get SUPER un-PC, talk about Tucker Carlson, Snoop Dogg doing anything for money, and they go over the “Top Five at Fiveish.”

Anthony begins the day talking about Clinton paying Russia, Bobby Slayton joins the guys to talk about rich comics, men and women aging differences, and Bob DiBuono joins the guys and they go on to talk about bandits, 9/11, and impressions. We revisit Highway to Hell, Bobby talks about his wife, daughter, and new girlfriend, we find out about more sexual allegations, they discuss the Chip podacast, Donald Trump, we see a throwback of Artie roasting Donald Trump, and they go through the “Top Five at Fiveish”

Wrapping up the show week, Anthony and Artie begin talking about Alex Jones, the release of JFK documents, Jacqueline Kennedy, sh*tty laugh tracks, bombing and flubs, and digging yourself out of a hole. Joe Larson takes a seat and they discuss “special” people in clubs, Matt Damon in Liberace, playing gay for pay, the upcoming documentary Jim and Andy: The Great Beyond, the movie “From Dusk Till Dawn,” and they swap some dad stories. The gang discusses throwback TV and movies, the longest TV intros, Artie’s days with strippers, they go through the “Top Five at Fiveish,” we look thought some old pics of the lovely Clinton’s, check out Presidential kids, and learn about a guy with a GIANT ball bag.

Anthony and Artie begin the day with Brian Regan talking about Ant’s Halloween party, Artie’s wild weekend, new issues surrounding Trump, Artie meeting Paris Hilton, and Brian’s hate for panels. They also discuss confusion regarding the Vegas shooting, Brian getting robbed, Kevin Spacey’s memory, and The Walking Dead before Lisa Lampanelli swaps out with Brian to talk about casting couches, weight loss, and dating. Lisa professes her love for Shriner’s kids, she tells us about her new play “Stuffed,” they talk about a Patrice O'Neal apology, Tracey Morgan's accident, a possible Artie & Lisa tour, the funniest jokes, and Bob Levy.

Today on The AA Show, Anthony and Artie yap it up about a shooting earlier in NY, a teacher who tried to fu*k Artie’s sister, old shitty jobs, angry relatives, Jackie-O Martling, and the Our Gang kids. Chad Zumock takes a seat and the guys check back in on the shooting, they talk about Andy Dick losing his gig, go through today’s “Five at Five-ish,” and wrap the day getting the latest on Casey Anthony.

Anthony begins the show talking about what a pain in the ass it was getting to Chip’s Podacast last night and what a P.O.S. he is on Twitter (kidding), we see a commercial for rejecting hate, Artie makes his way in and they talk about the terrorist and his bush face, mecca mats, and jihad bragging. Ian Fidance joins the guys to chat Halloween gaying it up, gaying up for terrorists, Hitler’s squad, the upcoming NY marathon, a drunk ass dude giving lip to a cop, getting black ass drunk, and a crazy lady trying to get out of a ticket. They discuss shitting in jail, Burt Reynolds disgust with shitting, Sinatra Jr., they go through today’s “Five at Five-ish,” and chat about Gme 7 of the World Series tonight.

Rounding out The AA Show week, Artie and Anthony discuss their easy work schedule, “the help,” (not) gay bashing, Bobby Slayton’s lawsuit and hot daughter, (not) killing your spouse, Canadian versus U.S. strip clubs, and the old days at the Playboy mansion. They talk about last night’s World Series, amazing baseball plays, Philly sports, ripping off rappers, interracial couples, being awkward around Howard Stern, crazy cruises, Bobo enjoying women getting beat, the government controlling drugs, and shitty ass Papa John’s. They also talk about Mike Sims, jerking it to video vixens, and Devin Ratray takes a seat and they go on to chat about his past roles, shenanigans with child actors, working with Louis CK, and (not) doing coke with Mike Cannon.

The AA Show is back with Anthony talking about seeing Joe Rogan and UFC over the weekend, Artie talks about UFC being a bit gay and Rogan’s intensity, they discuss prepping (and not prepping) for shows, working in morning radio, The Godfather, and the shooting over the weekend in Texas. Mike Ward takes a seat to weigh in on exchanging freedom for safety, they talk about Mike getting sued for jokes, drugs versus drinking, Mike’s diabetes, Artie fu*king a French maid, and Mike’s blackout, barfing, beatdown trip in a cab. They swap a few Billy Joel “moments,” talk about The Honeymooners, we see some dumb women get thrown out of a stadium, they talk about kids getting hit at baseball stadiums (by accident), wildness in baseball, Animal House and The Sopranos, Gilbert Gottfried, and Donald Trump in Asia. They also talk about Kevin Spacey attempting to diddle Richard Dreyfuss' (super sexual) son, Artie coming out to George Takei, Anthony “the racist,” apology tours, Harrison Ford calls in, and we learn about Andrew Dice Clay’s Las Vegas hospital visit and inspect his stupid ass clothes.

Anthony begins The AA Show talking about it being election day, he reminisces on election night for Trump, Hillary’s speech that never happened at the Javits Center, Artie takes a seat and they chat about Rosie O’Donnell, Jason Biggs the pisser, and Geno Bisconte takes a seat to talk about sports. (Duh.) Ant and Artie talk a little smack after Geno leaves about his boozing (duh), they discuss Harvey Weinstein, teen actor Finn Wolfhard getting hit on by an adult, and Mike Brown joins the guys to chat about serial killers, the Texas shooter being certifiable, old faithful, and racists in baseball. They also talk about sexual harassment, the weird ass people in the work building, Doug Stanhope, Johnny Depp being broke, they go through the “Top Five at Fiveish,” and we check out Larry David’s SNL monologue and a Howard Stern impression from SNL.

Today on The AA Show they discuss Twitter raising the character limit, a virus killing peeps in Uganda, the elections, the old days of satellite radio, and we get the lowdown on a Tom Petty backyard show Artie went to. Paul Virzi takes a seat and the guys go on to chat about the Yankees, becoming racist while driving, racism during the holidays, heckling in baseball, movie brawls, Roy Halladay’s death, and plane crashes. We check out some “interesting” Dice outfits, revisit scenes from the Javits Center on this day last year, they talk about Ivanka Trump, trans people elected to office, an actress claiming to have been raped by Harvey Weinstein TWICE, Charlie Sheen raping Corey Haim, “hoooo-ores,” Stuttering John’s announcing skills, and another Kevin Spacey allegation.

Wrapping up The AA Show week, Artie and Anthony begin with “breaking” Louis C.K. news, we see cornball comedy from Jack Whitehall on Conan, and Jackie Martling joins the guys to talk about the comedy world in 2017, Otto and George, and Stern Show “bartering.” They discuss Jackie’s new book, the guys joining The Howard Stern Show, they swap a million and one Stern stories, talk about the rivalry between Stern and O and A, deviant sexual behavior, and Sunset Blvd and chimps (WTFFFFF??). They also chat about the “founding fathers” at Stern, Stuttering John, roasting Daniel Carver, going through the Stern archives, Ellen DeGeneres, Jackie’s sobriety, and “the Hank note.”

The AA Show is back yapping it up about “Jerk Off Louis C.K.,” being known for the worst things, disturbing behavior, overindulging when you gain wealth, the pussification of showbiz, Artie coming out to George Takai, and Takai the groper. Russ Meneve takes a seat and the guys continue to talk about jacking it, showering with chicks, jerk-off jokes, George H. W. Bush groping, Roy Moore groping, and omg so many gropers. Alison Tyler takes a seat to chat about how she got into the business, her boyfriend and how he handles her career moves, starting her own business, her school life, and her thoughts on Louis C.K. jerking his dick. The gang goes on to discuss “physical threat,” guys just wanting to fuck, the PC police “pounding the flesh,” testing in the porn industry, and they wrap up the day going through the “Top Five at Fiveish,” talking about Guy Branum’s article about a “metaphor,” Trump’s Twitter, Joe Biden the cuck, and Sean Hannity and Keurig.

Today the boys begin the show talking about Louis C.K. jerking it, Miles Davis, Howard vs. Opie and Anthony gals, Russ Meneve’s text to Artie, the amazing routes Ant and Artie took, the Bennington Thanksgiving show later tonight, and they attempt to rig the Bennington newlywed game. We hear about Lena Headey slamming Louis C.K., Ant’s “Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous,” Peter Popoff’s greatest hits, homeless shit, Prader-Willi syndrome, Jon Stewart’s thoughts on Louis C.K., being a well-rounded comic, and Tom Sizemore allegedly molesting 11-year-old girl. Vinny Guadagnino takes a seat and they go on to chat about Jersey Shore, life after reality shows, the stability of reality TV, maintaining friendships, filming with family, and the Jersey Shore cast being innovators of sorts. They talk about PC culture, the difficulty of doing comedy, roasting and getting roasted, “real” jobs vs. fun jobs, hoity-toity comedy crowds, recovering from stage bombing, all things Italian, and John Travolta groping a masseur.

Artie and Anthony are joined today by Dave Landau talking about “natural” hair, Ralph Kramden, Bill Maher, Eazy-E in heaven, Metallica on Billy on the Street, PC hypocrisy, and the fall of late night talk shows. The guys discuss not caring about fetishes, Jon Stewart, opinions vs. jokes, old school pedo shows, the real reason for Heather O'Rourke’s death, dudes with no teeth, women blaming men for being unfunny, rehab stories, and war stories. They also chat about ass dialing, “breaking” Roy Moore news, a molester getting exactly what he deserves, white trash gay love, William Shatner’s dead wife, “fruit flies,” Sean Penn, Magic Johnson and his son, Dave’s trouble youth, and white privilege.

On today's AA Show, Stuttering John Melendez, Joe DeVito and Bryan Callen join Artie and Anthony.

The AA Show is back with Anthony talking about doing the Jim and Sam Show this morning, a dressed-up Sammy Roberts, the Night of Too Many Stars, The Walking Dead, and Artie makes his way in to chat about the shitty streets in NY and people on them. They go on to talk about Charles Manson dying, doing jail time, Jeffrey Tambor, Stuttering John at Governor's, Al Franken the perv, liberals doing what they want, going down on Daryl Hannah, and Robert De Niro. Zach Martina joins the boys and the gang yaps about Dennis Falcone and “n-bomb hip-hop,” Bobo’s hairdo, a “Raiders of the Lost Ark” backstory, American Graffiti, Chris Hansen the gawd, shitty women in Ant’s life, shitty Opie in Ant’s life, Tori Spelling’s shitty tits, and the stupid Love Boat. They also discuss Andrew Dice Clay’s blocked artery, and Andrew Dice Clay calls in to talk about his bullshit heart, to slam (somewhat) Artie, sexual freedom on TV shows, and he reveals his thoughts on Louis C.K., and meat flaps.

Anthony begins the show today talking about a few (a lot) of things that p.o.s. Stuttering John has recently done, Artie makes his way in and they go on to talk more about blathering John, and chat about on-air arguments. Dave Temple joins the guys to discuss Howard and Artie fights, social media consequences, haters, fighting without consequences, jail stints, family holidays, hecklers, Ant’s old school home videos, having your bros back, and problematic fuc*king.

While waiting for Artie, Anthony gives Stuttering John the smashing he deserves, Artie takes a seat and the guys further bash a deserving John, Rory Albanese joins the guys and they chat about the table at the Comedy Cellar, crossing the line with women, and LA comics. They discuss handling booze and drugs with certain jobs, withdrawals, pot smoking, Corey Booker being the newest assaulter, Stuttering John’s Wiki, Cellino and Barnes, the throwback of Michael Sam making out with his boo, and Trump pardoning turkey’s. They also discuss Melania possibly wanting to leave Donald, knowing your boundaries, Gilbert Gottfried on Wendy Williams, and they wrap the day going through the “Top Five at Fiveish,” talking about the LaVar Ball and Donald Trump “sitch,” a certain “blind item,” Jeanine Pirro the speed demon, and stupid fu*k Al Sharpton.

Today Anthony is joined by Ron Bennington talking about Artie’s absence, the tough time white men are having these days, Kevin Brennan crashes the desk to chime in on recent “white men issues,” they chat about Al Franken, family holidays, and the upcoming Patrice O’Neal benefit mural going up at Gotham. They go on to discuss the Bennington Thanksgiving show, comedian’s deaths, and being a speed racer, Artie makes his way into the studio and the boys go on to talk about questions revolving around the Vegas shooting, The Godfather, the Sheen guys, changes in NY, the old days of radio, and they rip on douchebag Stuttering John a bit. After Bobo blathers some nonsense, they talk about terrorist scares, Richie Redding joins the show, they talk about Tom Carvel, Richie’s “Ratchet Ass Trivia” game, dead giveaway 911 calls, “tolerant Fonzie,” American Graffiti, Gorman Thomas, and throwback rock.

Anthony begins The AA Show talking about North Korea’s new ballistic missile, Artie bitches about the NY traffic situation, they chat about the structures above and below NY, the Michael Richards heckler incident, shitty Matthew Broderick plays, and they swap AC/DC stories. Gianni Russo joins the guys to talk about The Godfather, Harvey Weinstein, actors playing gay in movies, getting the role of Carlo, and he breaks down a few scenes in The Godfather. Gianni tell us pretty much the most gangster story in the world, we learn about his Don Corleone Vodka, his time in Bellevue Hospital, Gianni tells a Bruno Kirby and Frank Costello story, Artie talks about Howard Stern’s wedding, they discuss Marlon Brando’s death, and wrap it up with, of course, more on The Godfather.

On today’s AA Show, Anthony talks about the latest perv, Matt Lauer, losing your career over “crimes,” Artie makes his way in and the guys discuss accidents in the city, Artie’s high school pussy grabbing car, and they discuss a bit more about Matt Lauer. They chat about the old days of boozey local news teams, Horshack boxing Screech, and Tom McCaffrey joins the guys to chat about Garrison Keillor’s “inappropriate behavior,” Lindsay Lohan losing her looks, and seeing sh*tty movies with gals. They go on to talk about “sexual assault,” gentrifying NY, Melanie Morgan calls in to talk about getting harassed by Al Franken, the guys talk about being part of the problem, prank calls, NBC’s statement on Matt Lauer, Keith Olbermann ending his show, The Bad News Bears, and Meredith Salenger’s tits.

Wrapping up the week, Anthony and Artie talk about meth users and using, big asses, butt dialing, and big bellies, the Puerto Rican day parade, Eddie Murphy being gay af, IRS issues, cheesy newspaper headlines, and the old days of newspaper reading. They discuss people’s attitudes changing for “certain” reasons, Tommy Pope takes a seat and the guys goes on to talk about the good old days of morning radio, Hasidic Jews, comedy club hecklers, gay af music videos, Matt Lauer and his “apology,” Jim Nabors death, Anthony Weiner, and they end the day with the Top Five at Five-ish.

Artie and Anthony are joined today by Mike Cannon talking about Back to the Future, food service worker styles, a pageant gal from the TV show “Born This Way,” the Gilbert Gottfried documentary, and the “Mission Control: The Unsung Heroes of Apollo” documentary. We hear a bit of “Whitey on the Moon,” the guys talk about the comedy/documentary “American Movie,” conspiracy theories, the documentary “Icarus,” young boners from movies, Donald Trump on collusion, Joy Behar and her “breaking news,” and Ashley Judd jumping on the sexual assault train. They start to go through the Top Five at Five-ish, talk about Stuttering John’s “wrath,” Colin Kaepernick getting an ACLU’s award, boozeless holiday parties, a chick who gave birth to a tumor, a new teacher fu*king a student, and some radio jocks who got fired for being racist.

Anthony begins the show talking about doing the Jim and Sam Show this morning, shitty loud kids on the train, “future Anthony and cherub Anthony,” some former contestant from The Voice “raping” some chick, and fu*king around dogs. Stacey Prussman takes a seat and she and Ant chat about Mercury in retrograde, superstitions, Stacey’s podcast, great curse words, old school video games, people and their fu*king disgusting habits, “passenger shaming,” and shitty cell phone users. Ant talks about some past disagreements with Opie, they discuss Rep. John Conyers announcing his retirement, Canadian domestic violence PSA’s, panic attacks, shitty delivery service, soy sauce (yes, soy sauce), and John Oliver confronting Dustin Hoffman.

A solo Anthony is joined by Will Noonan today talking about a Twitter fight regarding a bakery (not even kidding), the fire burning Southern Cali down, white knights on Twitter, limiting word usage, and the profiling of white men these days. We see some fake sign language, watch a creep ass Uber driver video, they discuss shitty rom-coms, “The Comedian,” actors thinking they can do comedy, Joe Rogan, gun laws and misconceptions, Will’s mugging, and the boys end the show going through the Top Five at Five-ish.”

Wrapping up the AA Show week, Artie and Anthony discuss Alex Jones, The Judy Garland Show, Artie’s flu, “The Problem with Apu,” and Dave Smith and Luis J. Gomez join the boys to talk about real life Forensic Files, the death of Kendrick Johnson, and Al Franken the sacrificial lamb. They go on to talk about Roy Moore, Taleeb Starkes and the N.N.F.L., violence at Chuck E. Cheese, bouncy houses flying away, unwanted sexual advances in the workplace, bra alarms (?!?), and slurry ass Donald Trump. They also discuss a bulletproof glass bill, freak ass Angelina Jolie, crazy ass robots, political correctness killing you, and a doorbell ringer caught with a gun.

Anthony is joined by Aaron Berg today addressing Artie’s absence and announcing this week’s co-host, the guys talk about Bitcoin, The Walking Dead, Flora Bama Shore, and random reality shows. We hear about Sopranos actress Ariel Kiley becoming a yoga instructor, the movie The Disaster Artist, pervy ass Mario Batali, straight white dudes being labeled assaulters, Hannibal Buress getting arrested, and we watch a few cop’s videos. They chat about Faces of Death, Ant’s rehab stint, Allahu Akbar pranks, Seth Rogen cancelling on SiriusXM, Keaton Jones’ mom, and they go through the Top Five at Five-ish.

Anthony, Aaron, and Ian Fidance begin the show drilling Bobo’s mom, they talk about GoFundMe scams, Keaton Jones backlash, calling out apologies, bomb making fails, chain migration, and Christmas plans. Anthony talks about the joys of living alone, they discuss man caves, the Alabama senate election, “Mrs. Roy Moore,” a kid interviewing Roy Moore, crazy daredevil dudes, the bumbled terrorist attempt yesterday, fake Alex Jones on Homeland, and Flora Bama Shore. They also chat about American Spirit cigarettes, Indians, Casey Anthony, murder solving shows, Trump accusers, and creep ass David Cassidy (RIP).

Anthony and Aaron kick off the show with an update on Artie, they semi (totally) objectify a guest from Michael Malice’s show, talk about Constantine Maroulis and the play he is in, “ghetto lobster,” and Berg’s sobriety and buff bod. Andrew Schulz joins the boys to talk about being fashionable in the winter, doing multiple sets in one night, Seinfeld, dating younger gals, Charles Barkley helping out Alabama, “state songs,” and hair shaming. They also discuss hacking Anderson Cooper’s Twitter, Alex Jones, a lady with a giant “fist,” Joe Biden on The View, fu*king ghosts, Selma Hayek calling out Harvey Weinstein, and we watch a sassy news reporter.

Today on The AA Show, Anthony is joined by Aaron Berg and Bob Phillips talking about Ant being trashed on the show yesterday, dealing with shitty tickets, Roy Moore losing the Alabama election, Morgan Spurlock ratting on himself, and a Young Turk suing HuffPo. We get a glimpse into a super sexy phone call with Louis CK, see a clip of Tucker Carlson, get familiar with the new all-female cast of Ocean’s 8, they go through the Top Five at Five-ish, talk about raping Russell Simmons, and a shitty robot in San Fran.

Today’s AA Show begins sans A and A but with Rich Vos, Matt Iseman, and Kevin Brennan talking about speech impediments and sweet loving fans on Twitter, Anthony joins the show and they chat about Ant’s need for speed, the Jim and Sam Show, and the Virus Tour. They go on to talk about Jews, Artie Lange calls in to tell us the latest with him, Vos does a wardrobe change and the guys discuss gambling, stupid ass Stuttering John, UFO’s, Pete Davidson’s new tattoo, differing political views, the “Twitter purge,” and having a presence on social media. Matt talks about doing stand-up, Bobo chimes in wayyy too much, they talk about things being labeled “harassment,” being frightened of telling jokes these days, shitty tattoos, Star Wars, and Vos’s healthy routine.

Rich and Anthony talk about doing the Jim and Sam Show, Bobby Kelly, Bonnie’s stupidity (Rich’s words, not ours), the Friars Club, old ass comics, the “Hall of Presidents,” Donald Trump, shitty healthcare, and regulating free market. Kris Fried joins the guys and they yap about drug deals, festivals, TJ Miller that “assaulter,” dirty bird Russell Simmons, “harassing,” groupies, Ian McKellen’s thoughts on recent sexual misconduct allegations, gambling and casinos, old fast-food ads, vicious scenes, racism on TV, and stupid ass social media.

Anthony, Rich Vos, and Michael Malice begin today’s AA Show talking about Ant’s book, Michael’s Hitler haircut, Owen Benjamin’s Hitler stash, tranny kids, the tax bill, and crime committing Rosie O'Donnell. Jared Freid comes in on fire with a few thoughts on the viewers, they chat about Jews, Norm MacDonald, PC comedy, the Twitter purge, dating apps, the old days of cheating, old McDonald's commercials, and a “paradise” future.

Wrapping up the alst live AA Show for the year, Anthony and Rich Vos discuss Jared Freid’s rant from yesterday, Rosie O’Donnell the briber, being a responsible driver, cops hating on Waze, and Erik Nagel joins the boys to go on to yap about MAGA, and Robert De Niro. Erock gives us a work update, they #TBT to some epic Opie and Anthony clips and bits, reminisce on Mr. Wizard, talk about the doc “A Year in Space,” and chat about saving America.