SEC Roll Call

Another off-season winds to a close as the SEC prepares for a major expansion. Arkansas brought the snacks. South Carolina brought the swagger. Alabama brought the tears.

We've entered a new era in the SEC, and there's no turning back now. In this episode, Texas and Oklahoma officially kick things off while most of the conference enjoys massive victories over inferior opponents - except for South Carolina. Florida, Texas A&M, and LSU fall in their matchups against other Power 5 conferences. Georgia dominates, and we all notice something is a little different, Vandy.

With half the conference sitting pretty in the top 25, a coalition of unranked teams seize control, aided by South Carolina claiming the top spot in the official SEC standings. Texas takes down Michigan with ease. Georgia is still barking. And Bama is upset that his team is smiling.

It's week 3, and we're dipping our toes deeper into conference play with Georgia and LSU struggling to overcome an unranked South Carolina and Kentucky. Alabama has returned from their trip to Wisconsin. Can Mizzou keep up their impressive streak? Can Florida hit the jackpot? Why are Dolly's eyes glowing? Answer these questions and more on this installment of SEC Roll Call.

Another week of action as Vandy surprised Mizzou on the road, Auburn and Arkansas share an L, Texas preps for its SEC debut, and Bama and Georgia run into an old friend on the Bye-Week Beach.

In this week’s SEC Roll Call, chaos reigns as the conference attempts a “corrective action plan” to rein in its wildest members. From Auburn casually researching buyouts and questionable coaching hires to Darth Mizz declaring his boundless power, the SEC has its hands full. Oklahoma claims “Sooner Magic,” Georgia turns in a self-evaluation (with a bite), and Tennessee sees revenge as a necessity. Even Arkansas fumbles through with no clue, while Ole Miss deploys a secret weapon to avoid tough situations.

After a historic Saturday full of upsets, Texas A&M crushes the Empire of Mizzou, Tennessee forgets how to football, Arkansas is running wild in Hog City, Georgia needs a little more noise, Auburn is still Auburn, Bama is in shambles, and Vanderbilt brings back an old friend.

As the conference approached the midway point of the season, Doctor Vandy offers his assistance in assessing the health of his fellow SEC members, Texas claims a victory over a downtrodden Oklahoma, LSU made some interesting bye-week moves, Mississippi State has a quarterback, Florida is somehow sadder, the Buckeyes stop by, Tennessee gets an early start on Bama, Kentucky is covered in flags, and Georgia made a movie!

Another week of complete chaos sweeps the SEC as Georgia upends Texas in Austin, Bama gets Rocky Chopped, Darth Mizz strikes back, Florida stops a streak, and LSU and Texas A&M claim the top spots in the conference.

It's the week of Halloween in the SEC, and Kentucky is getting tricked while Auburn finds a treat. Bama gets a desperately needed win over Mizzou. Texas has a new conference rival. And Texas A&M sits atop the standings after an impressive performance over LSU.

SEC Roll Call is back and South Carolina kicks things off in a big way (literally) and puts the whole conference on edge. Vanderbilt is still calling their shots, and Bama is questioning Saban’s new look. Texas A&M faces questions about their defense while Ole Miss chimes in on the true trials of night games. Georgia narrowly escapes another scare, Auburn is allowed a single word, and Mississippi State and Oklahoma would rather not discuss their entire cupcake game.

The race to the SEC Championship has gotten much clearer after Georgia and LSU fall. Texas is feeling confident after demolishing Florida. South Carolina rains on Vandy's parade. Tennessee limps away from Mississippi State with their eyes on Atlanta.

With the regular season winding down, the SEC is coaching it's best teams for their upcoming playoff committee interview. South Carolina makes their case for a spot in the bracket. Georgia and Texas make their superiority known. Bama controls their own destiny, and Several teams like Auburn and Mississippi State embrace the possibility of derailing their rival's postseason hopes.

We're only days away from Thanksgiving, and the SEC has gathered to reflect on their season so far along with a few "cousins" from the neighboring ACC. Alabama suffers a devastating loss at the hands of the Sooners. Auburn shocks Texas A&M, and Florida takes a bite out of Ole Miss's championship dreams.

A full slate of rivalry action across the SEC kicked off with an unusually tame Egg Bowl between Ole Miss and Mississippi State, followed by a grueling 8 overtime battle between Georgia and their in-state rival, Georgia Tech. On Saturday, the action continued with Alabama vs. Auburn, Tennessee vs. Vanderbilt, Texas vs. Texas A&M, Mizzou vs. Arkansas, and Oklahoma vs. LSU for some reason. South Carolina, Florida, and Kentucky welcomed their ACC rivals for an annual matchup.

With the SEC Championship in the books and another title under their belt, Georgia leads this extra festive episode of Roll Call featuring a rare appearance from Bama Claus. The Texas Longhorns are begging for a QB change, South Carolina and Ole Miss are feeling snubbed, Texas A&M hopes to reverse their downward spiral, Arkansas is headed to Memphis yet again, Florida is back in postseason play, LSU faces off against a former coach, Oklahoma is taking on America, Tennessee is confident in their cold weather game, and Auburn, Mississippi State, and Kentucky are here... for now.

The B1G won big....but at what cost?

The SEC is in shambles, and it’s going to take a miracle to reclaim college football supremacy from the BIG10. Florida unleashes chaos with Desmond Watson, Texas hopes to lure the ACC champion to Austin, and Arkansas has just secured another year for Sam Pittman. Meanwhile, Vanderbilt declares the rain-soaked ‘Seasonal Depression Bowl’ its Super Bowl, and Tennessee arrogantly waltzes into Ohio… but will they come out victorious? Mississippi State, Auburn, and Kentucky bow out early, while Alabama refuses to accept they’re not in the playoffs. South Carolina wants a piece of Brett Bielema, Ole Miss gloats, and Georgia apparently needs to get right with the Lord.

It's the 2024 - 25 season finale of SEC Roll Call as the teams line up outside the pearly gates of SEC Heaven to find out if their finished season will be cherished forever. Texas is looking for alternate paths to the streets of gold, Florida is having a baby, Kentucky pleads their case, Ole Miss sends a DM, Mississippi State isn't interested, Tennessee is in trouble, Vandy has a laugh, Auburn shouldn't bother, Georgia prepares to be tormented, South Carolina has to make a promise, Arkansas stays right where they are, Texas A&M has a bone to pick, Oklahoma gets a surprise, Missouri beat Boston College once so that's cool, LSU makes other plans, and Alabama did this to themselves. Thank y'all for another amazing season!