SEC Roll Call

It's the start of a new season in SEC Football.

Everybody gets a cupcake this week. Well, almost everybody.

The SEC Roll Call is back, and it was supposed to be a chill week, but Vandy isn’t moving, and Auburn definitely can’t read a schedule.

Georgia is a bully, and Alabama was told to bring popcorn. It was a weird week in the SEC.

Everything is on fire!

Tennessee has a lot of emotions and no healthy coping mechanisms!

We’re halfway there, and most of y’all are definitely living on a prayer.

Happy Halloween, y’all!

Leave Kentucky and their feelings alone!

There’s a new support group just for Georgia’s victims, and the race to crown a West champion is finally over. I think.

Alabama clinches the SEC West title, South Carolina is bowl-bound, Florida is in shambles, Vandy hits a milestone, and Ohio State stops by to see Georgia.

The coaching carousel is spinning out of control, Alabama barely escapes the Iron Bowl, Ole Miss is deaf, Coach O is handing out resumes, Lincoln Riley is terrified, and the B1G stops by to ask a favor.

Georgia hurts, Bama gloats, Coach O returns, and a new, very fake voice joins the squad.

There’s a lot of emotion going around.

What a season. Georgia gets their revenge against Bama while the rest of the SEC stops by to offer their congratulations. Sorta.