Every [Blank] Ever

How do you do, fellow kids? How about those memes, right? Crazy things. Doge, TikTok Cringe, Distracted Boyfriend, Numa Numa, other references that are fresh for a week then overplayed by the entire internet. You may think we're feeding a fed horse here, but give this video a shot. It's EVERY MEME EVER.

Whether it's Seamless, Grubhub, Doordash, UBER Eats or Postmates, a lot of us are paying other people to get our own food for us. We truly live in a golden age. By the way, you better be tipping those people.

Podcasts— From hard-hitting true crime, to ad… after ad… after ad, we’ve heard it all. This is EVERY PODCAST EVER.

Whether you're swinging those kettlebells or tapping it back on the bike, it's all about getting them GAINZ and staying SWOLE. This is EVERY WORKOUT EVER.

Domino’s —Whether it’s the revolutionary pizza tracker, the questionable pasta, or the finger lickin’ good garlicky crust, this is Every Domino’s Ever!

From winning the breakup, to [literally] flexin’ on them haters, if it’s not on your Instagram Story with a cute dog filter— did it even happen? This is EVERY INSTAGRAM STORY EVER.

Welcome to EVERY BURGER KING EVER, where you can have it your way— but only if it’s on the menu.

Nothing ruins a day like having ~Aunt Flo~ come to town, right? This is EVERY PERIOD EVER.

Whether you're a weepy Cancer, a grounded Capricorn, or a fiery Leo, no one's immune to the power of the stars. This is EVERY ZODIAC SIGN EVER.

Disinterested employees, questionable food options, and sketchy bathrooms—OH MY! This is EVERY GAS STATION EVER.

Everyone raves about the joy of having a bun in the oven and eating for two, but nothing can prepare you for the hormones, unpredictable mood swings, and hideous maternity clothes. This is EVERY PREGNANCY EVER.

Long before Macklemore made it cool, we've all experienced the struggle of trying to understand those impossible colored-tag specials and fighting for that item you DEFINITELY saw first. This is EVERY THRIFT STORE EVER.

Whether it’s a Christmas romance in July, or the latest spicy teen drama— does your choice even matter if you’re gonna spend three hours scrolling, just to inevitably decide that you’re watching Friends again? This is EVERY NETFLIX ORIGINAL EVER!

From meeting your faves at VidCon, to geeking out at E3— if you don’t leave with a “swag bag” full of ads, were you even there? This is EVERY CONVENTION EVER!

Take a questionable Colonel, throw in eleven herbs & spices and you’ve got a chicken recipe that’s somehow incredibly greasy, but still finger lickin’ good. This is EVERY KFC EVER!

Grab your pillow, settle in with your trail mix, and make sure your phone is completely charged because we are absolutely NOT THERE YET. This is EVERY ROAD TRIP EVER!

Let’s just be real for a second: You’re going to regret ordering the Sofritas over steak, you want a burrito— not a salad, and you’re gonna get guac no matter how much more they charge you for it. This is EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER.

From awkward one-night stands to the inevitable walk of shame, EVERY HOOKUP EVER always looks a little something like this…

High school is fleeting, but awkward yearbook photos last forever. This is EVERY SCHOOL PICTURE DAY EVER.

It’s like having the flu, except you literally did this to yourself and you’ll probably do it again. This is EVERY HANGOVER EVER.

We all know that one couple that accidentally matches their outfits and finishes each other's— Wait, they broke up? Again?! This is EVERY COUPLE EVER.

Need a one-stop shop to buy both a limited-edition Funko Pop and merch from a rock band that peaked before you were born? Boy, do we have the store for you! This is EVERY HOT TOPIC EVER.

Whether it’s a mani/pedi, a hot stone massage, or a trip to the sauna, if your trip to the spa didn’t cost $300, did you even relax? This is EVERY SPA EVER!

Grab your friends and a plastic bottle of regret, because tonight’s a night you definitely won’t remember. This is EVERY COLLEGE PARTY EVER!

Make sure you rack up those Insider Points for a single drop of the world's cheapest foundation. This is EVERY SEPHORA EVER!

Would you like some room for coffee in that milk? This is EVERY COFFEE SHOP EVER!

Spooky Halloween— Coming soon to an abandoned Toys-R-Us near you. This is EVERY HALLOWEEN STORE EVER!

You don't *go* to Denny's. You end up at Denny's. This is EVERY DENNY'S EVER!

Prepare to break out into song in 3… 2… 1… This is EVERY DISNEY PRINCESS EVER!

Your teacher called in sick, but don’t worry— there’s always a Bill Nye video on deck. This is EVERY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER EVER!

If your coughs are as loud and powerful as the bass in your speakers, you should probably stay home. This is EVERY SICK DAY EVER!