Help I Sexted My Boss

William Hanson and Jordan North return for Series Infinity of the podcast as they vow to never take another series break ever again. There are mispronunciations, dodgy accents and a tale of a plastic bag, a broken toilet… and something in between the two. So settle down and pour yourself a G and D: unless you’re doing Dry January, in which case you can have a nice cup of ice.

Fresh off the back of newfound Tik Tok success, William and Jordan take a look through some of the more heated comments from a particular video. They reflect on the Advent Calendar episodes more generally and one question cuts a bit too close to the bone for Jordan's liking.

Before this week's recording of the podcast, there was a chance encounter between our two favourite podcast hosts, but surprisingly William was with another man who most certainly wasn't a builder! William explains what on earth was going on, as well as sharing all about the time he was under a butler and there's a return for our much-loved Give Me The D competition.

Last week it was the turn of William and Jordan to be on Private Parts, this week it's time for Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy to join us in our own backyard. Together they're introduced to gin and Dubonnet, Centre Parcs and a classic problem from podcast past.

This episode brought us to tears in so many ways. Well, mostly the laughing so much you start to cry way… But there's also a letter from someone involved in William's favourite musical that brings him to tears and Jordan may as well have been crying when he hadn't been invited to PB's. There's also a somehow pretty uneventful dinner party update from when Jordan went to William's and a shocking revelation about the inside of Jordan's mouth.

In this latest Weekend Release, there are more defecation in bags stories for William and Jordan to ponder, an update from the dating anonymous widow and a suggestion for a now non-judgemental William.

After a smashing night at Producer Ben's, William brings back a much-loved feature from episodes past - his diary. William also reveals his post-marriage surname, Jordan reveals (more) about life as a child in the North household and there's some sage advice if your partner keeps falling asleep before you have a chance to… get to it.

In this weekend’s episode, William is pulled up on a loophole to his handwritten reply policy - much to his displeasure. There’s chat about Beanie Babies, Karens, and Jordan, somehow, managing to meet The Duke of Cambridge.

For the first time in a long time, William and Jordan bring you a themed episode of the podcast, and it's dinner parties that are on the Sexted agenda. The pair get to answering as many of your cold collation questions as the can possibly get to, William reveals an unexpected recent discovery and Jordan remembers a time he was required to clean a call center.

In what podcast would a producer need to write a letter into their own podcast to communicate with their presenters? This podcast! Alongside a mysterious piece of communication from PB, there's a letter from William's new favourite G and Diva and a question about the best afternoon tea in London. Lots to enjoy!

Love is in the air, and it's Jordan North's birthday. So in this episode of the podcast, William and Jordan are celebrating by being - quite frankly - all over the place. There's a new name on the block, a wild accusation from Jordan and William is answering plenty more wedding questions.

A bonus episode that starts as it means to go on, with William and Jordan repeating the opening lines four times. Amongst some truly heartwarming letters, the pair also decide their top three radio shows they can't live without. Truly thrilling podcasting.

Sometimes there are episodes with one or two moments that will make you cry with laughter. Other times there will be plenty more. This is an episode with plenty more. William feels Jordan's pectoral muscles, Jordan tells William the difference between seshheads and pissheads, William's Mummy needs a drink, Jordan reveals what he really thinks about William's coffee. Oh, and there are three letters of advice in there to help you deal with modern life.

Russell Jane is the host of Man Baggage and Evil Genius, amongst many other things, and this week he's faced with a question that he has never before been faced with. Is it okay for a twin to to try it on with his twin's boyfriend?! Alongside revisiting this classic G and Diva problem, there's also time to ask him about his stag do recommendations, BBC Three and another look through Jordan's to do list.

With Jordan North on his way between London and Burnley by now, William took the opportunity to find out how to pull… the oar when rowing. There's also a staggering Comic Relief donation from William, a surprise fan of Abbey Clancy and William tells you what you should be wearing to a wedding.If you want to donate to Jordan's #RowingHome challenge, here's the place to do it: https://donation.comicrelief.com/?cartId=rnd22-radio1-jordan

With William on (another) holiday, and Jordan returning home from (another) 'secret' work trip, we join the boys for a remote recording as they reflect on the first weekend's worth of stag dos. There's also room for William being extra cold, Jordan having a mini meltdown and three of your finest dilemmas.

Look up hanger onner in the dictionary and you'll find two words - Producer Ben. As Jordan North rows from London to Burnley, William and Ben take it upon themselves to comment on the journey so far, before his final stretch today. If you want to donate to the cause, go to comicrelief.com/jordan and show your support to our best mate.

Fresh from Rowing Home to Burnley, Jordan North shares the highs and lows of his epic 100 trip. After all the stress of last week (for Jordan), William has decided to check himself into a five star luxury hotel that some keen G and Divas may remember from the past.

William Hanson and Jordan North take it right back to where it all began by listening to the very first preview episode of the podcast. When they've gotten over Jordan's husky tones, there's also time for some doctors and nurses roleplay and a bit of back passage cam.

In this one off episode for Red Nose Day, hosts Kate Mason and Jim Campbell from The Football Ramble are joined by presenter Jordan North and etiquette expert William Hanson from Help I Sexted My Boss to dissect a type of etiquette well outside of William's comfort zone. Can they convince William of the beauty of the beautiful game?You have the power to do something incredible this Red Nose Day. Whether it’s a little or a lot, the money you donate will help tackle poverty, take action against violence and bring an end to discrimination. Give now at comicrelief.com/podcastmashup, alternatively Text PODCAST to 70210 to give £10 today.To donate £10 text the word PODCAST to 70210. Texts cost your donation amount plus your standard network message charge and 100% of your donation will go to Comic Relief, a registered charity. You must be 16 or over and please ask the bill-payer’s permission. For full terms and conditions visit comicrelief.com/podcastmashup

There was a time that Jordan hid the fact he knows how to tie someone up, this episode is proof that those times are long gone. Jordan gets physical with his preparations for William's stag do, they reflect on their Comic Relief podcast with Football Ramble and there are three cracking listener problems to take us through to the end.

We all know how much William and Jordan love a Gin and Dubonnet, but what other drinks would make up their dream pub? Well, after Jordan's recent appearance on The Moon Under Water podcast, you can find out. For Jordan, there are too many options to choose. For William, it's slightly more difficult. There's also a horrifying tale that involves a hotdog bun. The less said about that one, the better.

William Hanson’s skin is something that draws interest for all sorts of reasons. For someone who consistently is mistaken as being over 40, how does he keep his skin so glowy?! Well wonder no more! In this episode, William takes Jordan through every white cream he rubs into his face. There's also some scripting tongue twisters for Jordan to get the better of and a toast to all Mother's ahead of their day.

How many podcasts can go from tongue-in-cheek advice on how to properly eat a banana to earnest advice on how to start a podcast? Not many, but William and Jordan manage to pull it off for Help I Sexted My Boss. There's also a moment for William to out sass even himself - it's worth listening out for.

Sometimes when a listener letter drops into the Sexted My Boss inbox, we just know it’s going to be a classic. This episode contains one of those letters. There's also time for some fascinating wedding invitation chat, Jordan once again disagrees with William and this episode comes from a BRAND NEW studio.

April Fool's Day is a funny old day, especially if you're going to announce something very special… like we do in this episode. Press play for that and stay for William's Australian accent, dressing gown belt yoga and Wendi North.

Jordan North is a man who often finds himself in bother of his own doing. The story of how he has maybe got conned is a perfect example of that. So make sure you don't miss this episode. There's also another listener story that William had to be convinced to read out, the story of William's dead tamagotchi and plenty more.

In this Weekend Release, William and Jordan remember the episodes that have been lost to the ether, discover the difference between a psychiatrist and a therapist and find out why this podcast can send some listeners to sleep.

With William and Jordan taking a week off from recording new Help content, we're sharing an old episode of another podcast from the makers of Sexted called Yours Sincerely. In it, William talks about three people he would send a letter to. Someone he loves, someone who is no longer around and someone who doesn't know the impact they've made on his life. It's well worth a listen and we will be back with brand new episodes VERY soon.

This week it was like they were never away. There's cheese chat, dummies at Easter chat and big day out in London chat. Jordan is off to see William's favourite musical and William is off to da bungalow.

There must be something in the gin and Dubonnet, as Jump Cut Jack has a problem with William and Jordan he has to get off his chest, Producer Ben has become a heartthrob and someone over the age of 30 has been watching BBC Three. All this and more in the latest bonus episode of Help I Sexted My Boss.

With Jordan North about to make his merry way to NYC, no less, there's just about time for him to catch up with William Hanson on the dos and don'ts of the Big Apple. William also shares a quite astonishing revelation about his mother, Jordan continues his love affair for a certain 'rude' word and some G and Divas are left with a nasty surprise.

William and Jordan return for another Weekend Release to respond to more from Tits Out Tina, a new idea for types of letters and another random person who looks just like Jordan North.

With Jordan home* from New York, there's plenty of time for him to go deep into the life of luxury he lead whilst crossing and across the pond. William's also been around town in perfect Paris and the boys gear up for the first leg of William's stag do.

With Jordan's recent holiday(s), an update on Sean Dyche, an appearance on an ITV sofa (unless we're cut), excitement for Lads On Tour and a response about a jingle from deepest, darkest Burnley, there aren't many Weekend Releases that pack as big a punch as this one!

It's been a long time coming, and finally William's stag do has begun. Jordan's first stop on possibly the most long winded stag that's ever been known to man is in Dublin and Belfast. Here you join our unlikely lads backstage in Belfast as they prepare for the show. As always, things haven't always gone to plan, and this episode is particularly chaotic as a result!

"This is my Poppins". It's safe to say that Jordan was a tiny bit excited about the prospect of heading to "The Guinness Tourhouse Store" during a weekend in Ireland that kicked off the Lads On Tour stag do shows. But when William is added to the mix, will it be everything Jordan expected and more? Or will three pints of Guinness prove too much for the boys to handle?

With Jordan feeling unwell, you might expect that the podcast might suffer. Instead we're served up a classic portion of Weekend Release content for you all to enjoy… well, everyone except for Jordan.

There must be something in the D this week, as William and Jordan make their return to the studio, they've been inundated with anonymous letters. Often the best, always the juiciest, anonymous letters have thrown up some classic moments in this podcast… and I think we've got a couple more in that boat this week.

This week William and Jordan respond to some correspondence from attendees of the Ireland live shows, Jordan once again has complaints about the coffee (he hasn’t changed, honest) and we hear some tales from the diary of a young boy named William Hanson.

In preparation for the Platinum Jubilee at the end of the week, William and Jordan discuss two issues Her Majesty is often heard chatting about herself - tough mudder and Calvin Harris. Plus they answer a range of listener dilemmas, from over-amorous taxi drivers to Diana Ross concerts. What’s not to love?

To mark The Platinum Jubilee of Her Majesty The Queen, William and Jordan bring their usual reverence and gravitas to proceedings with their special episode making it all about them. There's a royal quiz, tea towel chat and discussion of sucking toes. God Save The Queen!

William and Jordan are back from celebrating the Platty Joob with confessions galore. From forgetting to order enough wedding invitation envelopes to emosh scenes at the gym - Jordan even tries to sing the alphabet in French (it's been a very long weekend).

In this weekend’s tissue-based release Jordan is on a slanderous bent about William’s behaviour in Belfast, a listener has some disturbing news about the health rating of one of Jordan's favourite restaurants, and the age-old debate resurfaces about the proper pronunciation of issue and tissue.

With a listener dilemma bag bulging with problems, William Hanson and Jordan North attempt to get as much off their chests as possible. But when it comes to one particularly problem, there's more to get off the chest than you might expect!

William and Jordan are back with bang! (Almost literally in Jordan’s case). The boys also discuss Jordan’s new TV show, William’s recent health scare, and the etiquette surrounding replying to work emails during out of office hours.

With William and Jordan back on the road for the next leg of William's stag do AKA Lads On Tour, they take a seat - or in Jordan's case a lie - to talk about the latest tales from the tour.

This weekend’s release is all about revelations. There’s Burnley Football club’s new manager (Up The Clarets), Diego the Whippet’s TikTok page, and the discovery of a website dedicated to celebrate our very own Jordan North’s… Feet.

Standards have taken a dive while PB is away dancing his little socks off at Glastonbury and the boys are left to drink their G&D out of mugs (much to William’s disgust). Meanwhile, William’s got a problem of his own that has compelled him to write a strongly worded letter, and Jordan realises he forgot to put his washing on in the middle of giving advice to one of your dilemmas.

It’s all Saints and Sinners in this weekend's release as the boys get some correspondence from a divine G&Diva, Jordan comes over all fire and brimstone while discussing the etiquette of wedding thank you cards, and we hear the much promised update on the boy’s appearance on BBC1’s Pointless.

The boys are backstage in Newcastle - and patience amongst the team is wearing thin. William's discovered an unknown residue in the taxi, Jordan's accidentally joined the local 10k race while out for his morning jog, and there's a rumour there's a Poltergeist in the venue (not the gay and friendly kind).

After a hectic week finishing up the Sexted tour and our Jordan being a bit under the weather, here’s an episode recorded a few weeks ago that had been saved for a rainy day. Listen out for BTS breaking up, William’s wedding invitations, and Jordan almost certainly getting cancelled. We're going to take a short Sexted summer holiday, so there will be no more episodes for the next week… but then we'll be back refreshed and ready for more!

The boys are back feeling refreshed and revitalised after their mini break - and there’s lots to catch up on! We hear how William coped (struggled) in the heatwave, and Jordan comes clean (not literally) about the sorry state he left his house in when his cousin came to visit.

As well as catching up on all your correspondence we discover the inspiration behind Jordan’s impression of Diego the whippet, William reveals a mix up with a recent Cameo, and we get a thrilling run down of Jordans latest to-do list.

As well as a set of particularly tricky listener question regarding spanking, this episode is a bit of a ‘Have I changed?’ special. The boys talk about gardeners, fancy butter, and awkward encounters in Waitrose.

There’s lots to catch up on in this Weekend’s Release including Jordan getting nostalgic about his time in the castle, whether you should say your going ‘up’ or ‘down’ to London (spoiler alert: William was wrong), and Jordan very kindly offers to make some homemade canapés for William's wedding.

This week we find out how Jordan’s been coping with having his parents stay with him for a few days, William has a vent about some uncouth theatre patrons and their lack of etiquette, and the boys come up with possibly the most bizarre television idea ever.

There’s a mountain of correspondence to catch up on in this Weekend’s Release involving thank you letters, scratchy kittens, and the very exciting knowledge that someone who is practically acting royalty is a listener to the podcast.

This week Jordan regales William with stories about lost passports, missing books and the side effects of a Sri Lankan curry, while William attempts to raise the tone with a lesson on the grammar of Italian cuisine. There's something for everyone.

We're all used to Jordan struggling to pronounce words, less so William, but in this Weekend Release, they're both stumped. We also have a listener who's got a problem with the royal we and a solution for any of your bedwetting problems.

Everyone’s been having a tough time lately. William’s been having wedding related nightmares, the police have been knocking for Jordan in the early hours, and Producer Ben is so tired that he only remembered to paint the nails on one of his hands. Jordan’s also fully committing to the executive lifestyle with tales of driving a Tesla and an imminent departure to Ibiza.

In this week’s Weekend Release we hear back from listener’s whose correspondence has already been read out on some highbrow topics such as ham and cheese (or cheese and ham) toasties, train track facts, and giant golf balls.

There's a toast to radio royalty, a new job for Producer Ben and enough wedding updates to fill an entire series of podcasts. The G and Divas need help with wedding planning, name calling difficulties and how to take the step from small talk to first date. Luckily for them, William and Jordan are here with all of the answers.

Like a leviathan rising from the deep, Producer Ben has appeared with his very own microphone and a very important request - and that’s not the only thing that’s resurfaced, as we hear a clip broadcast on national radio in 2007 featuring a seventeen year-old Jordan North.

This week is a very special occasion, it’s our William’s birthday! And what better way to celebrate it than with botox mishaps, listening to Jordan rant about shoes, and having to describe the meaning behind the aubergine emoji to his mother.

In a special episode, William and Jordan reflect on the life and reign of Her Majesty The Queen and what we can expect from King Charles III.

We are mere days away from William’s big day and there’s a few loose ends to tie up. Where’s Jordan going to sit? What’s Jordan going to wear? And which joke is Jordan going to drop into his ecclesiastes reading? Plus, we get the definitive answer on whether there will be any beer on tap at the venue. (Note - this episode was recorded a couple of weeks ago and was delayed due to the death of Her Majesty The Queen)

The Champagne’s been literally taken off the ice for this weekend release as we celebrate the wedding of the century! There are drinks, luxury munchettes, and quite a few tears as William reads through some very lovely correspondence from the G&Divas.

William, Jordan and special guest Prod-Usher Ben reflect on the podcast wedding of the year as they take you through the highlights of William and Mikey's perfect day. For those who need something a bit more… Sexted, you'll have to wait until the very end.

With rumours of a new job abound, is it time to say bye guys for good? Elsewhere, William uncovers a suspiciously similar feature and a G and Diva is worried they might have offended royalty.

With William still exploring everything that the political capital of the USA has to offer up on his honeymoon, here's an episode with our pair that was recorded before he went away. Jordan shares a story of when a wrestling move went wrong in his childhood, William forgets his password and they give you advice on what to do if you bump into an ex.

William and Jordan take you through some of your comments from the record breaking TikTok vabbing clip, and there's a new celebrity impression from Jordan. This Weekend Release was recorded before William's wedding as he's currently on his honeymoon.

With William back where he belongs after his romantic getaway, chaos returns to the Help I Sexted My Boss studio. There's a blow-by-blow of the honeymoon, Jordan's turning into an old man and Producer Ben has found a new best friend.

Jordan's got yet another idea that he's ready to bring to the Dragons, William gets in a mix with a hard message and Jordan shares a late gift to celebrate the newly wed couple.

With a dinner at William's for Jordan and PB on the horizon, there's plenty on the menu in the latest episode of Help I Sexted My Boss. William has an ongoing rat problem, Jordan'a bringing chips and beer and there's a listener who has a problem with someone in a Spiderman costume.

After Jordan's plea for your responses about who you use your Gu pots, there's a whole raft of different things those glorious glasses can be used for. Also, Jordan discovers that his idea for a massage chair has long been existence and gets freaked out by an unexpected sneeze.

This week, we debrief William's latest candlelight supper, Jordan's shares his recent theatre tips, and there's still enough time to learn the history and etiquette of salt. Oh, and one presenter is on a fruitless quest to find Ready Brek - any guesses as to which one?

William and Jordan celebrate their recent chart-topping success in the latest Weekend Release where we also hear a novel use for a Gu pot and a complimentary email that initially sounds like an insult.

There's a toast for William's brother, a mention for 'Leaky Sue' (not William's new plumber), why William thinks Halloween's a horror show and a tip for keeping hoovering 'fun'. It's another episode in which William whisks his way through the D, so I think you're going to like it!

In another packed release for your weekend, William and Jordan discuss what they'd do if they were king, there's a new Marco Polo chant that a lot of you will be starting from now on and there's even time for some surprise cake!

This week, William recounts the high-drama of his new sofa delivery, whereas Jordan's stressed as to whether he should pre-order the burger or the salmon for his upcoming family meal. Pray for both of them. Plus, how should you correctly react if you meet Executive Producer Ben in the street, and - as ever - some eye-watering listener dilemmas.

This Exeat Release is filled to the brim with G and Divas special correspondence. From one listener accusing William of being common, to another demanding another look at Jordan's to do list, to the final letter with a fittingly Sexted idea for a proposal.

After receiving a Sexted toast mere weeks ago William’s brother is already back in the bad books. Meanwhile, Jordan’s been breaking into studios (you can take the lad out of Burnley…) and William reveals he’s been to breakfast with one of Jordan’s all time heroes. Plus the usual dose of delectable dilemmas from the listeners.

When Jordan gets an idea in his head, you know the fun is about to begin. So when William arrived at a Greggs in Reading, he knew something was up. With the help of Greggs, Jordan had organised for William to spend a morning working a shift at his favourite British bakery, Greggs. Listen to the results as William dons the uniform and is taken through his paces as he learns the ropes - including serving one particularly tricky customer. This episode of Help I Sexted My Boss is brought to you by Greggs

This week, Jordan gets asked if he would ever sell his used socks online (merch anyone?), William has his own tale of woe recalling the time he set his flat on fire, and the boys take a look through the masses of handwritten letters piling up on William's desk.

Things are getting flirty in the studio as Jordan tries his best chat up lines on William, Jordan starts to worry he’s picked up nits after a trip back home, and a G&Diva is in dire need of some advice involving crabs.

William is starting to run out of things to talk about with his friends and family IRL due to them all listening to the podcast and Jordans got some top tips for washing your dirty underwear in a hotel bathroom. Plus there’s a new toasting protocol which will be of interest to all G&Diva’s.

As well as catching up with your correspondence, William and Jordan discuss the King's favourite drink, how they started singing 'Cha-Cha-Cha' at the end of every jingle, and Jordan goes full Oliver Twist in a Hillbilly sing along.

There’s trouble on the horizon at Sexted Towers as PB’s been caught with his trousers down, William’s been getting emotional about the impending climax of Mary Poppins, and Jordan has been trying out singing in German.

William and Jordan catch up on your correspondence hearing tales of a kooky nan, queries about how good Jordan is at swallowing, and an honest confession from a G&Diva about PB’s ‘boring’ voice.

In this week's episode, William and Jordan are in the mood for settling some age-old debates. Should restaurants always provide a fork and a spoon with dessert? Should you ever speak to your mother again when she lies about you having nits? And of course, should you ever reveal to your father that you found his collection of well-used thongs?

Jordan gets obsessed with a new TikTok trend, there’s a lot of mispronounced words, a very casual mention of Christmas party fingering, and plenty of your listener correspondence.

In the final episode of the year things have taken a very tipsy turn in the studio. Jordan provides an unlimited supply of dirty martinis, William takes us through some of the best dilemmas of 2022, and there’s even some nudity from loveable PB. All this can mean only one thing… It’s the Christmas handwritten spesh-spesh!