Help I Sexted My Boss

Series 7 is finally upon us and William and Jordan get to answering the most important questions right away. Is Barry Manilow dead? Has Joe Wicks taught William how to hang a picture frame? Will Producer Ben be allowed to speak again? Actually, it was just Producer Ben who was asking that. They also have time to get to your problems and dilemmas and there's a return for Jordan's Joke of the Week.

They still won't let him speak, but that doesn't stop Producer Ben from being the talk of the town. After William and Jordan chat about Diego the whippet, they move onto some queries from a new listener and a bossy tea bag.

William and Jordan (and Producer Ben) are back to help you with your modern day dilemmas. From Covid shaming to mother-in-law nude sending, the boys are covering all the bases in this episode of the podcast. Jordan discovers what William has been sharing with the newspapers during his time in the castle, there's a back passage update from William and Producer Ben has provided a 'dossier' of evidence for why he should be allowed to speak.

Anything can happen if you let it: proved in this bonus episode when Jordan slid into Mary Poppins’s DMs just to bring a smile to William’s face. Pour yourself a G and D (or rum punch, if there’s no D to hand) and hear our chat with the Olivier award nominee Zizi Strallen, who plays Mary Poppins on stage in Disney and Cameron Mackintosh’s West End production. Spit spot!

There was a time when Jordan being on page 3 of The Sun would have been expected, but for Our Jordan to be there along with some quotes from this very podcast… well that surprised us. Luckily for you, William is here to pull Jordan up for his prominence in the newspaper, question Jordan's chopstick etiquette and regale a tale of going commando at the gym. That's before you get to the discussion on the growing #LetBenSpeak campaign, four listener problems and a surprising revelation right at the very end. It's a good'un.

In this special episode, William and Jordan take a deep dive into Jordan's post I'm A Celebrity diary… expect lots of top gossip*. They also get another chat up line from a G and Diva and more details from a juicy problem in a recent episode. (*There is no top gossip.)

We should all know by now that episodes of Help I Sexted My Boss can be chaotic. Well if you like the chaos, this episode is for you. Problems with Jordan's recording equipment (again), an interruption of Jordan's flatmate's job interview and a letter that may go down in this podcast's history. It's good to be back.

It was Jordan's turn to read out his 'diary' last week, and we all know anything Jordan can do William can do better… so here's William's version Also, there's an update from runner Paula and the 'randomer' who was sent Jordan's tax return.

Fresh-faced from a logo update that features their fresh faces, William and Jordan are ready to tackle your problems more narcissisticly than ever before. There's an update (of sorts) on Jordan's housemate Joe and his job interview, William confesses to seeing someone else and a G and Diva has a problem with a sexting situation. Who ever knew there so much sexting?

William and Jordan are joined by Jonathan Vernon-Smith AKA William's Bit On The Side to talk about his podcast with our very own William. The other podcast is called Keeping Up Appearances: The Luxury Podcast… and you don't need a physics degree to work out that it's a podcast about the hit BBC sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances.

As if doing another podcast with another man wasn't bad enough, William is now in a man. Or was it Oman? If bad Builder Mikey impressions, a near falling out between the presenters and a window cleaner who gets an eye full of sex toy sounds like you're kind of thing, then you're probably going to want to press play on this podcast.

We start this Weekend Release hearing the word - or words - that William and Jordan would use as a safe word in any kinky sexual experiences that never happened, should have been cut and are completely made up. With a letter about pets eating condoms and some correspondence from Jordan's former tutor, it's a bonus episode for the ages.

For the first time ever recorded in history, Jordan is asking whether he's changed… this time he might have a point. William and Jordan also attempt to clear the air after last week's 'argument', they talk about their childhood bathing memories and share a never-before-told story of a Facetime call between the pair that ended up with Jordan catching William off-guard - stick around until the end for that part.

After last week's controversial argument, William has penned a heartfelt apology to Jordan… except it might not be quite what it seems. The boys also get through a couple of letters from the mailbag.

NEWS. WE HAVE NEWS. TOUR NEWS! Listen within for an update on the 2021 Boys Are Back Tour. For those of you not able to come to our live show or are not bothered, there's plenty more to enjoy. To start with, William can hardly string a sentence together because he's drunk before we've even started… so it'll probably be one of your favourite episodes.

William delves deep into the doldrums of his diaries to find yet more evidence of the changes in his character since the period between 2010 and 2014. We also continue the conversation about bathing in sinks and there's a reminder that it's okay to not be okay.

After hitting the G and T so hard last week, William now finds himself in a situation with no G, no D and no T. Jordan thinks he has a solution… William's not convinced. In other news, there are more of Jordan's BRILLIANT impressions, William's had a complaint and FOUR listener problems for which the pair attempt to advise.

We don't always get emotional on this podcast, but when we do it's well worth a listen. William and Jordan reflect on Producer Ben's lookalike, hear from a listener who has inspired by Jordan and set you a challenge.

With no time for a planning meeting last week, the boys see where the wind takes them in this episode… and it takes them to some pretty strange places. Say hello to William Hannon, Jordan shares news of his new status as a Godfather and William shares all (not actually that much) on what he thinks of THAT Harry and Meghan interview.

William reads some extracts from a fan fic all about Jordan's time in the I'm A Celeb castle. A tale that gives Wilfred and Justin a run for its money.

Our Queen is back in the country, and there's much to discuss. William is straight back to his duties as he takes it upon himself to guide Jordan through a Help I Sexted My Boss-style census, Jordan has news of his house-buying nightmare and there might be an open door to for everyone's favourite 'talent' - because of course this is a three talent podcast.

In this week's bonus episode, William surprises Jordan with a special guest… who just so happens to be a G and Diva. There's also time for an update about a mask and some hot pants.

Sometimes it seems like Jordan has changed so much, and then he loses his wallet again. Elsewhere, William and Jordan discuss their plans now that lockdown restrictions have eased, they remember what prizes they won at school and William brings yet another well thought out Wacky Word of the Week. Keep your ears peeled for an exciting announcement, too.

William and Jordan reveal the official Help I Sexted My Boss Census results. Also, a listener gets in touch about a mysterious godmother.

With lockdown restirctions easing in the UK, William and Jordan answer your quickfire post-lockdown etiquette questions. There's also an update on Jordan's wallet and a long list of apologies.

For the first time in 2021, William and Jordan (and Producer Ben's laugh) are together. For the first time ever, William has a gin tin (or five). For the first time ever, Jordan discovers that it's carnation milk instead of coronation milk. It's a bonus episode of firsts.

William and Jordan reflect on this week's news and answer the G and Divas' problems.

William and Jordan debrief when they became slightly 'tiddled' during their park visit last week. Also, they're compared to Lady and the Tramp and Jordan wants to know when you lost your virGINiDy.

It's the podcast's 99th episode and William and Jordan set about in as haphazard fashion as you could possibly hope for. There's news of a painted hallway, poo on some Polyanthus (and elsewhere) and about four Jordan Joke of the Weeks.

With just days until the podcast reaches its centenary, William and Jordan get to planning what they're actually going to talk about. With no help from Producer Ben, and plenty of help from the G and Divas, can they form a plan?

To celebrate a centenary of Help I Sexted My Boss podcasts, William and Jordan stream the episode live on the internet, and the results are as chaotic as you'd expect (and hope for). They ask if they've changed since they first started, Producer Ben empties his big sack and there's plenty of (bad) advice for your problems and dilemmas.

William and Jordan reflect on a 100th episode special that ended with both of the boys feeling quite… squiffy. There's also time for a last couple of bits of advice.

A long time ago, in a studio in Manchester, William and Jordan recorded a pilot for their now hit comedy podcast Help I Sexted My Boss. Until now, this pilot had never been heard outside of a select few. Now, it's available to listen for an altogether more select few - the G and Divas. Much has changed. Much hasn't.

William and Jordan take you through the best bits of the main episodes in Series 7 - including killing off Barry Mannilow, some lube on the side and a couple of bizarre listener problems. The best bits from Series 7 Weekend Release episodes will be with you on Friday morning.

It's the best bits from the Series 7 catalogue of Weekend Release bonus episodes. William and Jordan take you through some of their highlights that include William's reaction to meeting Mary Poppins, an explanation of the now infamous jumping jet story and a portion of pumpkin pie in a park. The boys are back for Series 8 of Help I Sexted My Boss on 29th June.

Help I Sexted My Boss is back for an eighth series of helping you deal with the everyday problems of modern life - and it starts as juicy as we mean to go on. Jordan admits the real reason why he cancelled on his co-host, William shares the etiquette of saying you have an OBE and the boys are once again shocked by a listener story about a golf ball in a hole it shouldn't have been in. Check out highlights of this episode on our new YouTube channel at youtube/com/sextedmyboss.

For the first Weekend Release, William and Jordan are recounting a time when they put the 'diva' into G and Divas by demanding Producer Ben to run errands for them. William has also got a couple of handwritten letters share with Jordan.

With news of Jordan's departure from part time work to a full time gig, it was yet another fitting occasion to toast to one half of our dynamic duo. There are also updates from Jordan's day eating strawberries and cream, William takes us through the etiquette of greetings and we hear how forgetfulness runs in the North family. Subscribe to the podcast's new YouTube channel at youtube.com/sextedmyboss.

Mere days after Jordan's roll call of celebrity guests from his day at Wimbledon, William sweeps back with news of his appearance on Christopher Biggins' new podcast. There's also three bits of listener correspondence to enjoy and the boys reminisce about some of their own favourite children's tv theme tune to wrap up this week of content.

It was a close fought contest that went on for too long and really could have gone either way, but William and Jordan are now over their 'lovers tiff and there's plenty else to talk about. It's the morning after the night before and Jordan's voice is JUST about holding up. But he wasn't the only Sexted co-host that watched 'the big game'. And for those of you who don't love the footy as much as our boys do, there are four listener problems to sink your teeth into. Enjoy!

With this week's revelation that William's Mum had heard Jordan's impression, it was up to Producer Ben to source a contributor who was at the scene… so he text William and asked him if his brother fancy joining them on a Zoom call. There's also time for a couple of your letters, including from one listener who overheard Jordan in a field.

From beginning to end, this is 'one of those' episodes. The dubonnet plays up, Jordan wets the bed and William has yet another wacky word of the week. Whatever happened last week has been forgotten and Help I Sexted My Boss is back to its best (not that it was ever anywhere less than its best…).

William and Jordan squeeze a bit of extra goodness into the end of your week.

William's got another WhatsApp group problem, Jordan's got a bumbag, Producer Ben has got a lot of tears in his eyes. Also, the boys answer your problems about oversharing, the thumbs up emoji and last minute cancellation etiquette. Oh, and if you're a fan of Jordan's impressions… stick around for William's turn.

In this extra Weekend Release episode - brought to you in paid partnership with Capital One - William and Jordan chat about the times when expectations don't meet reality. They also discuss potential plans for later on in the summer.

In the second Weekend Release episode of the week (DON'T WE SPOIL YOU?!) William reveals a mystery dating profile and a G and Diva asks Producer Ben for some advice.

It's a holiday special on the podcast, as William and Jordan take you through their own dream holidays, stories of holidays past and all the holiday etiquette dilemmas under the sun… including whether it's EVER okay to leave a towel on a sunbed

The much-anticipated, long-awaited, mesmerising passive aggression of William Hanson's diary is back on the podcast - and we couldn't be happier about that fact. Along with a G and Diva who has actually managed to learn something from the podcast and some s**t chat, it makes for a classic bonus episode.

Du du duuu du, du du du du du, du du du duu, IT'S THE FINAL BISCUIT (sung to the tune of The Final Countdown). Elsewhere, we hear about William and Jordan's cleaning nightmares, Jordan reveals the identity of our newest G and Diva, and they help you buy your friends the PERFECT housewarming gift.

Producer Ben is on holiday, so the quality of this bonus episode will be considerably higher. William talks getting teary at Mary Poppins, and the boys get an update from the infamous Melon Plucker!

With Jordan on a 'secret' project in a 'secret' location - or as they say in Spain - locacion secreta - it's back to the age old method of connecting up with William over an online video conferencing service. That doesn't stop William making a bold claim about running over the age of 30, there's news of a new bookshelf AND a new kitchen and there are four listener dilemmas for our boys to get their teeth stuck into. But as usual, they're the type of problems you wouldn't want your teeth anywhere close to.

When G and Diva Charlotte came up with the idea to get all the G and Divas to suggest their 'You Know You're A G And Diva When…' suggestions, we knew we were onto a winner, but we didn't think it would go this well! William and Jordan read out some of their favourites, there's correspondence about housewarming gifts in Germany and we reveal whether on not Mikey is actually a builder (don't believe everything you hear on this podcast).

After Jordan's secret excursion, it was time for the boys to return to the studio. With everyone back in the same room, and Producer Ben firmly behind the glass, things started to feel normal again. Jordan got his words mixed up, William was snobby about theatre and Producer Ben pressed some buttons. A classic episode.

In this latest Weekend Release a G and Diva agrees with one of William's latest opinions, we imagine what Jordan's dog, Frank, would sound like and there are more 'You Know You're A G And Diva When…'s.

Throughout this series of the podcast, William has been concerned with Jordan's appetite for a late cancellation. Well in this episode, although it might not be late and there's a completely valid reason, a cancellation does come from William's lips. To find out what he cancels, you're going to have to press play.

We're feeling the love in this episode of our Weekend Release, just like a random man in the gym has been feeling the pressure washer. There's also time for William and Jordan to imagine which character they'd be if they were in a musical. You'll never guess which production William's character appears in…

After a podcast filled with huge news and big announcements, there was only one way for the series to go… and as the tour approaches, we're afraid to say this is the final episode of the series. With that in mind, we're opening up our sack and getting through as many problems as we possibly could. It's goodbye for now, but not forever. New bonus episodes from the road may well be around the corner.

With William and Jordan about to embark on their biggest tour to date, they're on hand to answer any of your questions about their new show, The Boys Are Back. But there's also plenty of time for some classic bonus episode correspondence. From the heartfelt to the funny, this Weekend Release has it all.

You join William and Jordan as they prepare for the fifth stop on The Boys Are Back Tour in Birmingham. They chat about the high points (well really more about the low points) of the tour so far in Bristol, Glasgow and a few stops in between.

There have been times in the last 12 months that it didn't seem like we'd ever actually get to do the shows of this tour. There have also been times when William has been worried he won't be able to get out of some of the cities on this tour. But now, in this special bonus episode, it's time for William to reflect on his time in Sheffield as we hear him discover that Sheffield isn't actually s**t… well that's what we had hoped. There's also an EXCLUSIVE clip from William's 'other' podcast, Keeping Up Appearances: The Luxury Podcast.

William and Jordan are backstage in the Bush as they prepare for the first of three nights in London. We find them in the middle of a Kinder Bueno taste test, so prepare yourself if you have misophonia or have a strong dislike for German/Italian chocolate.There's plenty to enjoy in this episode with William in a mischievous mood, Jordan getting things wrong and Producer Ben laughing in the background. It's a great episode IOM.

Introducing the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar! Throughout December and up to the big day, William and Jordan will be your Christmas elves as they guide you through the festive season and be on hand to answer any of your yuletide questions. Send your tales of Christmas trepidation past, present and future to help@sextedmyboss.com and make sure you're subscribed so that you hear all the latest Advent Calendar episodes before anyone else!

William Hanson and Jordan North begin their Advent Calendar series with a topic that would put even the biggest Inception fan in a spin - they're talking advent calendars. William has some *opinions* on whether over 30s should have one and his own advent calendar alternative is more environmentally friendly than you might expect!

Day two of our Advent Calendar and the window has revealed Christmas jumpers? Who doesn't love a Christmas jumper? Well, William, for one. Luckily, Jordan does his best to try and convince his best chum of the charms of a festive knit.

What’s the perfect combination of being fruity, nutty and deep filled? No, not our hosts, but mince pies. William and Jordan discover the history of this Christmas sweet treats in today’s episode of the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar.

What's green, prickly and bit wooden? No, not Jordan's sight reading ability after a bad clam, but the humble Christmas tree. William and Jordan present their fifth episode of the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar.

He's making a list and checking twice, he's going to find out whose naughty and nice. Time for William and Jordan to dissect the etiquette of the Christmas list, including a word exclusive airing of William Hanson's 2021 Christmas list. (Our address is on the website if you want to send him something from the tremendously exciting list...)

He's making a list and checking it twice, he's going to find out whose naughty and nice. Time for William and Jordan to dissect the etiquette of the Christmas list, including a world exclusive airing of William Hanson's 2021 Christmas list. (Our address is on the website if you want to send him something from the tremendously exciting list...)

It's the end of the first week of the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar and William Hanson and Jordan North are chatting Christmas tunes. They're asking which one is best… and there's plenty of singing along the way!

Lock up your photocopiers! William and Jordan discuss work Christmas parties in today's episode of the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar.

It's no secret that William loves getting his pen out and scribbling some words on paper and so today's, ninth, episode of our Advent Calendar is right up his street. William divulges the perfect date to send your cards and Jordan discovers that he wasn't originally on William's list!

Home Alone? Miracle on 34th Street? Die Hard? What's your favourite festive flick - and what even counts as a festive flick? William and Jordan are here to discuss this very issue in today's edition of the Advent Calendar.

How much is too much for the office Secret Santa? Is it a pointless act that spoils the spirit of Christmas? Or is it a barrel of laughs that saves everyone a bit of bother? William is unconvinced but Jordan does his best to convince his chum to its merits in the eleventh episode of our Advent Calendar.

There are twelve days of Christmas but, luckily for you G and Divas, far more days of the Help I Sexted My Boss Advent Calendar. In today's episode the William Hanson and Jordan North come head-to-head on Christmas decorations.

We unveil, with more than a handful of trepidation, the very first (and probably last) Sexted Nativity. William Hanson and Jordan North take on a less than traditional version of the festive story, on top of discussing their own Nativity experiences.

Today William and Jordan turn their Christmas sights on the main man himself; the guy without whom nothing would happen. No, not Producer Ben, but Father Christmas. Or should that be Santa?

Did you know, there are other drinks available than Gin and Dubonnet? Shocked? Yes, we were too. William and Jordan try their best to discuss other drinks in today's fifteenth episode of the Advent Calendar.

What's behind door 16 on our Sexted Advent Calendar? Christmas television! William and Jordan take you through their own favourite Christmas TV specials as well as going through a long list of what's on the box this Christmas time… Having listened to it, you'll probably want to spend your festive period tuning into the Help I Sexted My Boss YouTube channel.

Jordan North is back in action after (mostly) recovering from his illness. But don't worry, we have reached into the Advent Calendar to release an until now unheard episode that was to be saved for the big day. William and Jordan have something hanging over them to discuss - mistletoe. Is mistletoe problematic in 2021? Where did the tradition start? Pucker up, with consent, and settle down to listen to today's episode of the Sexted Advent Calendar with William Hanson and Jordan North.

William Hanson and Jordan North are catching up after a few days off from the Sexted Advent Calendar. They discuss the contentious issue of Christmas lunch/dinner, roleplay how to receive a bad present and they've got a special birthday surprise for Producer Ben.

William Hanson and Jordan North rifle through their Christmas sack as they catch up on the letters and correspondence that have been sent in during their Advent Calendar.

William Hanson, Jordan North and the rest of the Help I Sexted My Boss team wish you a merry Christmas with news of what's to come in 2022.