Help I Sexted My Boss

A new year means a time of new beginnings. Producer Ben is on his travels, and is now barely a memory in William and Jordan's mind. What is on their minds however is cheese, William's personal stationery supplier, and a 'Sausage Surprise' from Jordan's New Years Eve house party (some things never change). Ever present as always are your dilemmas and the boys take no time in tackling issues like what to do when your neighbour spots you naked through the window and whether you should stop fornicating when your partner's father catches you in the act.

As we head into the 'most boring weekend of the year' the boys have a delightful selection of correspondence to catch up on concerning royal-on-royal greeting etiquette, Sexted Panto reviews, and the origins of Jordan's impression of Mikey.

After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something new for the very first time the boys have a lot to catch up on. There's also talk of dartboards, country music, and William's shock at discovering Mikey's been acting fishy in his absence. When all that's cleared up they get to helping with your dilemmas on how to deal with rude people in public and whether it's ever OK to ask if someone's had cosmetic surgery?

William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jordan scores a personal victory over a classic northern saying. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence and discover whether any G&Diva's share Jordan's knack at being able to 'smell sex.

The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blow account of William's recent colonic and Jordan lists which food goes best with eggs (spoiler alert: all food). They then turn to helping you with your dilemmas regarding how to deal with people who don't cover their mouths when they cough and finding ancient dildos.

William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it's not because he's just found out what Jordan's been doing in the shower all these years! There's also some controversial correspondence to catch up on involving Freemasons, sex smells, and the differences between gooch and taint.

After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William's horrendous snoring and a very hangry Jordan, they turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to politely say no and discuss how to NEVER eat a Pringle.

Jordan's full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin! While William's been broadening his repertoire with some fart jokes. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding country music and awkward sexual encounters involving piercings.

After a cape/cloak update from William leads to a rather unique superhero catchphrase being coined by our Jordan, the boys turn to your dilemmas on feeding dogs in a cafe, dealing with round dodgers, and what to do when you've double booked yourself on the night of the Sexted live tour.

William tests Jordans knowledge of country music and the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding colonic etiquette and shower beers.

Bad jokes, bad impressions, and a message from Producer Ben this episode is full of nasty surprises! After the boys debrief on Valentines/Jordan's birthday plans they turn to your dating dilemmas regarding how to politely end a date and dealing with people who lick.

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There's a rather large elephant in the room... Something that all of you G&Diva's have been begging to know more about... It's finally time for William to reveal his ironing setup! The boys are also on hand to help with all your dilemmas such as serving traditional food with a twist, queueing etiquette, and an unbelievable story regarding a tissue.

William and Jordan reflect on some BIG news, discuss the correct way to eat a Pot Noodle, and hear a saucy revelation about witches.

After Jordan updates us on his new water routine and reveals the origin of an alleged naughty picture spotted on his phone, the boys get to work helping with your dilemmas regarding shaving at the office and how to tell people about your job involves handling semen.

The boys invite luxury guest and cleaning influencer Jack Callaghan (@jack.designs) to help answer your cleaning related dilemmas including how often you should change your bedsheets, which cleaning product rules above them all, and what a 'Sunday reset is?

Someone from team Sexted has been in trouble with the law, but who on earth could it be? All is revealed plus the answers to your dilemmas on how to tell your neighbours it's time to take down the Christmas decorations, and how to overcome the inevitable trauma of accidentally smelling the wrong knickers.

Jordan's been smashing up the studio, there's more chat about Campman's sidekicks and it turns out still and sparkling water is a thing! Plus, William's sharing his knowledge of forks and there's more appreciation for Franco's in Longridge.

Fresh from the BRITs, Jordan's showing off his brand new look featuring eyewear and neckwear, and William's got a present that'll stop the studio getting smashed up. Plus the boys chat about the worst typo ever, rooftop escapes and famous people from Bradford.

William shares his opinion on this week's news from the Royal Family, Jordan's on a mission to name as many people from Bradford as possible and the boys find some missing post in Producer Ben's box. Plus, there's chat about doing the Guinness joke on tour and the divisive topic of balling socks.

There's big news on this episode of Sexted, as Jordan reveals he uses moist toilet tissue and William shares the first song he ever purchased for his iPod. The boys also chat about chocolate in the office, botox and what to do if you let yourself into a house you no longer live in. Plus, a G&Diva gets in touch about some unexpected words that were said in the bedroom!

William talks about his brand new book and tour, and Jordan's relieved to hear some flaccid news about a dilemma from a few weeks ago. Plus, a followup on banana ketchup leads to some saucy chat and a G&Diva has a complaint about a certain laundry habit.

Happy birthday to Sexted! William and Jordan are celebrating by turning back time with some retro problems and dilemmas. But has their advice changed over the years? Plus, the boys talk Deep Heat, hanging around the home of a stranger in their dressing gown and eating eggs in the office.

William and Jordan are celebrating Easter by sharing lots of responses and follow ups to your problems and dilemmas, including chat about transcriptions and a misunderstood lyric. Plus, there's a spectacular rant about people who work in public relations and an invitation to enjoy Poppins Down Under.

There's big news on this episode of Sexted, as William and Jordan announce that the Sexted tour will be broadcast live into cinemas! Plus, the boys battle through their ailments to give advice on eating with chopsticks, rogue pants and what to do when you soil yourself in public.

Everyone's in prep mode for the big tour with William planning his glamorous stage outfit and Jordan still toying with the idea of telling us the infamous Guinness joke. The boys also hear from G&Divas with their own frozen animal stories, and they're a hoot (pun intended). Plus, mascot memories are confirmed!

There's finally some international D in the studio (courtesy of Chairman Emeritus Stuart), and the boys are quick to wrap their lips around it. But things quickly turn sour as there seems to be some TikTok tension. Fortunately your dilemmas are here to bring them back together as they ponder great questions like, what to do when your parents announce they're on OnlyFans?

After lots of G&Divas messaged about coming to see Sexted on the big screen, William recounts a traumatic cinema faux pas from his student days. The lads go through some of your first song purchases and the podcast has started to seep into nurseries!

Despite Jordan's new early starts, he's enjoying a G&D and chatting about being totally over stag dos after his weekend in (surprise, surprise) Benidorm. Plus, William's been successfully decorated and is vowing to do no innuendos on next week's episode. The boys also answer dilemmas about masked neighbours and knocking out a driving instructor.

William and Jordan welcome Hannah and Suruthi into the Sexted studio for a RedHanded special episode. Hear all about the Twin Flames Universe before the boys share dilemmas on leaving WhatsApp groups and chatting sex with your parents!

Jordan's colonic date is fast approaching, and it looks like his G&D levels will be critically low on tour because of it! A few folks have been in touch with their take on the hot tub debate, and a famous G&Diva has offered the boys a sweet treat.

In this episode, William faces one of the hardest challenges of his life. He can't say a single innuendo for the entire episode! To make the task extra difficult, we have dilemmas involving stiff socks and nudity. Plus, Jordan's on the turbo wine, so anything could happen!

The tour countdown is on! But it seems that Jordan is missing one key piece of information. One G&Diva has been in touch with a cautionary tale about connecting your phone to your car and William has a dark update about Jordan's colonic.

There's a lot of excitement in the studio this week! We're celebrating a Sexted wedding, William has been sprinkling and sparkling (not spunking) at Disneyland, and Jordan has been enjoying freebies in the sky. On a less exciting note, there's a certain monotone Executive Producer back from his travels.

It's very tense in the studio and it's all Producer Ben's fault. He came back from his sabbatical and shared lots of stories... but has he been telling the truth? Is there something he's not telling us? Well, it's time to find out.

It's tour week! And in preparation the boys have a few theatre and cinema dilemmas. William is digging into Jordan's medical history before his colonic, and we round off the episode with a question about Clone-A-Willy etiquette.

Ahead of Help I Sexted My Boss Live, William and Jordan are sharing all you need to know about the podcast. So, if you're being dragged along as a plus one to see us on the stage or in the cinema, this special episode will bring you up to speed on all you need to know.

It's finally day one of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan are backstage at the 02 Apollo Theatre in Manchester discussing their excitement and nerves ahead of tonight's show. The costumes have arrived and they are (nervously) preparing for their biggest live audience yet.

It's day two of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan have mounted 'Priscilla' the tour fun bus and are on their way to Glasgow. They discuss opening night in Manchester yesterday and William's experience meeting even more of the North family clan. Whilst recording they enter Scotland ahead of the second night of the tour at the 02 Apollo Glasgow.

It's day three of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! Jordan is feeling under the weather after deciding to down a glass of Buckfast on stage last night at the 02 Academy in Glasgow. William had a film crew following him around, which led to the boys first minor argument, but all was resolved ahead of the show. As expected, the Glasgow crowd were on fire! Today they are on the road heading to the Newcastle Tyne Theatre and Opera House ahead of tonights show.

It's day four of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan William and Jordan discuss some of their favourite dilemmas from the first weekend of Help I Sexted My Boss Live. Jordan is feeling a little ropey, but after a couple of pints in the Newcastle sun and a new t shirt for William, the boys are ready to share all their usual 'helpful' advice.

It's day five of the Help I Sexted My Boss Live tour! William and Jordan are getting emotional as they never dreamt that one day they would be performing at an iconic venue such as the London Palladium. Tonight is the first of two, but what makes tonight even more special is that it will also be streamed to 400 cinemas across the UK, Germany and The Netherlands. William and Jordan answe some of your questions backstage on the tour so far.

It's day six of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William and Jordan are back for a second night at the iconic London Palladium. Last nights show was enjoyed by thousands in cinemas across the UK, apart from an elderly couple who walked into the wrong screen...

It's day seven of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! After a second night performing at the London Palladium, William and Jordan are taking a well-deserved day off, so Executive Producer Ben has the microphone all to himself for a little message to our incredible G&Divas.

It's day eight of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William and Jordan are reunited back in Manchester for a second night at the 02 Apollo. They reminisce their favourite dilemmas from the second night at the Apollo, where a few tears were shed. Speaking of, Jordan is feeling the pressure ahead of his colonic appointment tomorrow.

It's day nine of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William has a very special treat for Jordan, as he is about lose his colonic virginity. Hopefully he doesn't have any accidents on stage tonight at the Birmingham Symphony Hall.

It's day ten of the Help I Sexted My Boss live tour! William and Jordan are on their way to Bristol for their final show of this leg of the tour at the Bristol Beacon. The boys discuss last nights show in Birmingham and how they got mobbed by Take That fans and Jordan reflects on the aftermath of his colonic.

It's the end of the first leg of the Help I Sexted My Boss Tour. William and Jordan are in Bristol and they recap some of their favourite moments from the tour so far, as well as some of their dilemma highlights.

It's a special Sexted And Friends as William joins Arthur Hill on his podcast Mummy's Boy. Hear all about the origins of soggy biscuit and his reaction to the public's comments on his TikTok videos.

The boys are back in the studio and Jordan's already jet-setting away! But before he jumps on a plane some quintessentially British insults need reviewing, William has a few tour notes and there's a picky tea war brewing.

There are two very different vibes in the studio this week, William's expelling his rage towards speakerphone users, whilst Jordan calmly fills us in on his daily Bliss Hour. Helping them find a middle ground are your dilemmas including one from a G&Diva who, like William, has a run-in with airport security.

William and Jordan helping a G&Diva through active childbirth wasn't on the Sexted bingo card for 2024, but here we are. Between the heavy breathing and pushing, the boys discuss secret signals we give our partners, family funeral plants and one Wendy's woe at a train station.

You'd think we'd be experts at understanding sexual terminology by now #notasexpodcast), but it turns out someone is letting the team down. Away from the disappointment, William has news about his brush with the law, and Jordan brings us a Wendy and Graham update.

Lots of G&Divas have been in touch to tell us about the weird and wonderful places they've listened to the podcast, and some of them are rather unexpected. Plus, a follow-up from an estate agent on what happens to murder houses!

He may be the queen of sarcastic comebacks, but in this episode William questions whether receiving a thumbs up emoji is an innocent response or just a sarky jibe. Meanwhile, Jordan gets some shocking news after cancelling an appointment. There's a duvet debate in the studio after one G&Diva tackles their partner's hygiene standards, and the boys ponder the etiquette around two mugs, one teabag.

The boys want to see your artistic creations after a very talented G&Diva sent in their Sexted colouring book! William's schoolboy hair error has inspired many of you to send in your worst childhood mishaps and a clinking etiquette question has him stumped.

Fetishes don't easily phase the boys but this one takes the (doggy) biscuit, as one listener asks for advice on how to keep their puppy lifestyle under wraps. William shares his true feelings towards gin balloons, and Jordan shows off his sandwich geography knowledge.

It's another Sexted And Friends special, with our very own William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith for their luxury podcast about the British sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances. Get your Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles ready whilst the gentleman discuss the episode 'Hyacinth Is Alarmed'.

Jordan's fuddling up his mucking words again... But he's not the only one, lots of G&Divas have been in touch with the words and phrases they've mixed up. Plus the boys hear about a Yorkshire themed pub on the other side of the world with a questionable use of pineapple.

There's nothing holier than Sexted this week. Nun's the word in the Jolly Joke and a surprising harp-related dilemma. Jordan remembers a shock encounter with a US President and reveals all about his latest cheeky purchase, whilst William shares his pre and post-holiday packing routine.

With Jordan going on about his Bliss Hour, William has decided to build his own Luxury Hour based on your delightful suggestions. The boys are whisked back to their childhood as they reminisce about classic children's TV theme songs, and a G&Diva shares their connection with William's musical idol, Dame Julie Andrews!

Things are getting morbid in the studio this week as we hear about the deathly consequences of stealing other people's luggage on a train. William is less than impressed with chummy hotel door signs and Jordan needs help finding the right hat for a very fancy affair.

This week William has been busy keeping up with the football and tennis (no, we're not in an alternate universe), whilst Jordan has been gathering compliments on his summer of neckerchiefs. Plus we hear how many of you actually iron your bedsheets, and let's just say William is far from impressed.

The Sexted wedding bells are soon to be ringing again and this time it's for Ben and Cat! (Congrats guuuuys) Jordan's been rubbed up by a Greek Bear, whilst William has been enjoying playing with balls at Wimbledon.