Welcome to the first of many episodes where our first guest and good friend, @jessecox, takes the helm and steers our ship towards uncharted waters. BBH ep 1: Write a two minute SNL monologue as the inside of Kong’s mouth.

We’re just a Kong and life is a nightmare.

What are we doing here, you ask? Well, it's kongplicated.

What makes the red ape red?

Today on Beard Bros, Ted cancels himself; apology video to follow.