The Super Beard Bros Renaissance kicks off with a fresh game and fresh run of Elden Ring but with the fight-style and general appearance of the jumpman himself: itsa-him Mario.

Now that we're all comfy cozy and back, I think it's high time we had a roast.

We’re hunting down Mario’s signature item that he requires to doff to nice ladies and their ilk.

We're talking pigeon nests, the humors, Zoboomafoo, Frasier, Queen, uh... other one word titles, nothing’s off the table. We’re punks again. QOTD: Dropdogs.

We’re out here making people feel the hurtiest.

We know it’s so unlike us, but this episode involves talking about food a little bit.

We’re talking Desperate Housewives, Pine Sol, Smash Mouth, Meowth, and even Star Trek: The Next Generation. Someone get a broom to sweep up all these ip drops.

We’re taking a wee bit of tour through Elden Ring’s Hundred Acre Wood.

We are bearralling down the bearral of bears. We’re bearly scraping by. It’s unbearable. It’s not beary good. Just like them we’re bear naked. This fight is quite the burden to bear. We’re the super BEARd Bros, okay that one doesn’t really work. Now, it’s out of my system.

This time, the man, the myth, the Bayonne is taking on Margit.

This episode we’re trying a moratorium on saying the word “like.” Can you do it? One day, no saying “like” easy right? Can y’all do it for one day?

Ted is a total degenerate.

We're whipping out the butt stomp and good glory it's gonna be a rootin' tootin' roll in the hay of an episode today folks!

Mario punched a man in the heart to death.

Dargens ain’t got nothing against butt slams.

We are positively embarrassing everyone out here.

We’re all raisins here.

The Crucible Knight cometh.

Same knight time, same knight channel.

Where is the Who that hunted and butchered the roast beast?

We’re hunting down a new Mario item today.

We’re clowning on dudes not even mothers could love.

QOTD 1: Those of you with children, what is the most darkest f***** up thing you thought they could handle and allowed them to experience, and how did they react? QOTD 2: Where are you from and how much do you know about Long Beach?

Brett makes a new grisly friend.

Have you ever spoken to a doppelganger?

QOTD 1: If we were a radio show, what are the things we say so often, they might as well be sound bites? QOTD 2: Was Wickerman misunderstood by most people ala Robocop or Starship Troopers OR did the creators know Wickerman would be so funny?

QOTD 1: Do you own a katana? QOTD 2: How do you feel about the pacing of this show?

Where are you, Mario?

We've concluded, whether intentional or not, Ted's improv mantra he lives by is more aptly "Yes, oops."

When you thought you knew Ted was sleeping.

We had to stop and it took us a minute to get scared. QOTD: Italian sausage: spicy or sweet?

We’re getting down, deep, and dirty into the Slowbro concept today.

Welcome back to Diners, Drive-ins, and Depths. QOTD: Does anyone know how to deliver a legit double-ax handle?

Go freeze your nips, gamers. QOTD: What is the stupid stuff that y’all people say only in your general location?

There are a surprising amount of ambiguously colored hero suits from the original comics.

I don’t know about y’all but this one made us tear-jerk it. QOTD 1: What would be the scariest thing for your voice assistant to say aloud unprompted? QOTD 2: What would our friendship finishers look like? QOTD 3: Did you suck the hired entertainer dude’s dick at a bachelorette party or have been to one where that happened?

Alex only recalls moments in his life as related to events including Tobias Fünke.

Can the Bros and a special guest recite their old Comedy Sportz intro spiels off the cuff? Find out!

It’s... a certain time that a certain M.C. would love to sing about.

Brett is going hard with the OTGs in this one. Maybe... I still don’t know what it means.

We prove plants do indeed scream. QOTD: Have you ever seen a single person in Elden Ring ever use the soap?

If we told you, you’d be mad.

Wakey wakey.

Idk we fight some more fricken red guys.

QOTD 1: Is brunch a legitimate meal? QOTD 2: Are you an artist that does commissions and have you done one of the key dude thing that A.B.A. from Guilty Gear holds?

BBH: Make Yoshi’s dating profile.

QOTD: What is the thing or things you watched over and over as a kid?

We're trying to use our arms, legs, and puses at the height of our intelligence.

Today, we're serving up captions, bars, and lobsters. QOTD: How much does Brett sound like he’s from LA?

We try to delve into Ted’s psyche when it comes to dogging on Elden Ring. QOTD: How many of you would make that pained/winced face that your action figures, had in the mirror?

We’re pulling Charles Barkley and James Earl Jones into this one.

Prepare your loins once again for some candy-based comedy. QOTD 1: What is your favorite song about a piece of the chip set for the PS5? QOTD 2: Do you have a family member named Loretta and where are you from?

Is there a slug version of turtles?