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Elden Ring | Ep. #1 | Shedaisy
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The Super Beard Bros Renaissance kicks off with a fresh game and fresh run of Elden Ring but with the fight-style and general appearance of the jumpman himself: itsa-him Mario.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #2 | What D Do?
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Now that we're all comfy cozy and back, I think it's high time we had a roast.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #3 | Steak America
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We’re hunting down Mario’s signature item that he requires to doff to nice ladies and their ilk.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #4 | Radio Gargoyles
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We're talking pigeon nests, the humors, Zoboomafoo, Frasier, Queen, uh... other one word titles, nothing’s off the table. We’re punks again. QOTD: Dropdogs.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #5 | Macrotransactions
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We’re out here making people feel the hurtiest.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #6 | Poptapus
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We know it’s so unlike us, but this episode involves talking about food a little bit.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #7 | Because Money
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We’re talking Desperate Housewives, Pine Sol, Smash Mouth, Meowth, and even Star Trek: The Next Generation. Someone get a broom to sweep up all these ip drops.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #8 | Slanted Sammy’s Haunted Shack
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We’re taking a wee bit of tour through Elden Ring’s Hundred Acre Wood.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #9 | Monkey Shootist
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We are bearralling down the bearral of bears. We’re bearly scraping by. It’s unbearable. It’s not beary good. Just like them we’re bear naked. This fight is quite the burden to bear. .. show full overview
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Elden Ring | Ep. #10 | Just One More Thing
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This time, the man, the myth, the Bayonne is taking on Margit.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #11 | Wooly Bully
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This episode we’re trying a moratorium on saying the word “like.” Can you do it? One day, no saying “like” easy right? Can y’all do it for one day?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #12 | Hello, I'm Nice
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Ted is a total degenerate.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #13 | Cthulu Energy
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We're whipping out the butt stomp and good glory it's gonna be a rootin' tootin' roll in the hay of an episode today folks!
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Elden Ring | Ep. #14 | His Last Words
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Mario punched a man in the heart to death.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #15 | Hefty Doorf
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Dargens ain’t got nothing against butt slams.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #16 | Crazy Purple Knockout Gas
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We are positively embarrassing everyone out here.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #17 | Raisin Gram
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We’re all raisins here.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #18 | Glass Butter Knife
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The Crucible Knight cometh.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #19 | Well Job, Mom
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Same knight time, same knight channel.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #20 | Hammer & Fickle
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Where is the Who that hunted and butchered the roast beast?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #21 | Sara Dips the Tea
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We’re hunting down a new Mario item today.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #22 | Mario Muerte
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We’re clowning on dudes not even mothers could love.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #23 | Grossmesser
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QOTD 1: Those of you with children, what is the most darkest f***** up thing you thought they could handle and allowed them to experience, and how did they react? QOTD 2: Where are you from and how much do you know about Long Beach?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #24 | Castle’s Calves
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Brett makes a new grisly friend.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #25 | Doppelgangers
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Have you ever spoken to a doppelganger?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #26 | Downfall of Western Civilization
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QOTD 1: If we were a radio show, what are the things we say so often, they might as well be sound bites? QOTD 2: Was Wickerman misunderstood by most people ala Robocop or Starship Troopers OR did the creators know Wickerman would be so funny?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #27 | The Chuck Factor
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QOTD 1: Do you own a katana? QOTD 2: How do you feel about the pacing of this show?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #28 | Crabshank
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Where are you, Mario?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #29 | Yes Oops
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We've concluded, whether intentional or not, Ted's improv mantra he lives by is more aptly "Yes, oops."
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Elden Ring | Ep. #30 | Secret Agent Ted
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When you thought you knew Ted was sleeping.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #31 | C+C Monster Factory
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We had to stop and it took us a minute to get scared. QOTD: Italian sausage: spicy or sweet?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #32 | Slowbo
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We’re getting down, deep, and dirty into the Slowbro concept today.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #33 | Gorn Way
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Welcome back to Diners, Drive-ins, and Depths. QOTD: Does anyone know how to deliver a legit double-ax handle?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #34 | Pee Attention
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Go freeze your nips, gamers. QOTD: What is the stupid stuff that y’all people say only in your general location?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #35 | Boots & Pants
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There are a surprising amount of ambiguously colored hero suits from the original comics.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #36 | Baconegger
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I don’t know about y’all but this one made us tear-jerk it. QOTD 1: What would be the scariest thing for your voice assistant to say aloud unprompted? QOTD 2: What would our friendship .. show full overview
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Elden Ring | Ep. #37 | Soul of a Poet
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Alex only recalls moments in his life as related to events including Tobias Fünke.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #38 | The Spiel
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Can the Bros and a special guest recite their old Comedy Sportz intro spiels off the cuff? Find out!
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Elden Ring | Ep. #39 | Over the Ground
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It’s... a certain time that a certain M.C. would love to sing about.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #40 | Night Night Block
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Brett is going hard with the OTGs in this one. Maybe... I still don’t know what it means.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #41 | Bootstraps & Bootlegs
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We prove plants do indeed scream. QOTD: Have you ever seen a single person in Elden Ring ever use the soap?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #42 | Rafiki’s Demogorgon
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If we told you, you’d be mad.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #43 | Crabs ‘n’ Bacey
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Wakey wakey.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #44 | Now We’re Mario
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Idk we fight some more fricken red guys.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #45 | The Matrix of Meals
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QOTD 1: Is brunch a legitimate meal? QOTD 2: Are you an artist that does commissions and have you done one of the key dude thing that A.B.A. from Guilty Gear holds?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #46 | Batikaze
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BBH: Make Yoshi’s dating profile.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #47 | O’Flammey
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QOTD: What is the thing or things you watched over and over as a kid?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #48 | Nemes
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We're trying to use our arms, legs, and puses at the height of our intelligence.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #49 | I’ve Got Bars
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Today, we're serving up captions, bars, and lobsters. QOTD: How much does Brett sound like he’s from LA?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #50 | Caria Casanova
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We try to delve into Ted’s psyche when it comes to dogging on Elden Ring. QOTD: How many of you would make that pained/winced face that your action figures, had in the mirror?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #51 | Elden Schwing
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We’re pulling Charles Barkley and James Earl Jones into this one.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #52 | New Slave
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Prepare your loins once again for some candy-based comedy. QOTD 1: What is your favorite song about a piece of the chip set for the PS5? QOTD 2: Do you have a family member named Loretta and where are you from?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #53 | Gazelldiator
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Is there a slug version of turtles?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #54 | Dog and Puppy Friends
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We’re just some nerds being cool.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #55 | Face Facely
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Put down your Bluey Ipad, sit down, and have a converzation with us.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #56 | Mr. Bärrundfeit
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What brands could you see us promoting?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #57 | Noku
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Hi, I’m Noku!
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Elden Ring | Ep. #58 | Wolfsmashers.com
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“It’s the PELTS, if there is such a thing.”
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Elden Ring | Ep. #59 | Moose and Coolidge
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BBH: Make the best pairing of Jennifer Coolidge lines with Rocky footage and send it to us. QOTD: Do you say whenever instead of “when” ever?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #60 | Astaroth’s Playroom
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The essence of wind is around us.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #61 | Itching a Scratch
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This episode is as cool as Tekken. QOTD 1: Which of the Beard Bros would be the most susceptible to become super religious and why? QOTD 2: Are male genitals more obscene than breasts?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #62 | Tancer Cesticles
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Cher would love this episode.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #63 | Drowned Town
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QOTD: What is your method when you’re clearing fog of war in a game?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #64 | Alex’s Jim-Jam
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Do you have any non-romantic friends that you’d ask to see their jim-jam?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #65 | Dodecahepus
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We’re invading some classy motherfuckers.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #66 | Child-Safe Bat-Cigar
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Alex is tryin’ to get us to bleed blue out here. QOTD 1: Is Batman a good father? QOTD 2: Do swamps mess you up allergy-wise?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #67 | Andor Booty
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We stumble upon the worst version of Fry’s roommate.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #68 | Shower of Showers
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No heads must see. QOTD: Have you experienced someone thinking Wakanda is real?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #69 | Gastroglot
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Gotta be shallow at the gala.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #70 | Mo Betta Grammar
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Y’all, come eat over at our place today.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #71 | Hard-Core Corn
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We’re getting corny in the worst possible way.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #72 | Arnold’s Speak and Spell
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We’re out here schooling these clown babies. QOTD: Can you find an instance of Bad to the Bone where it’s used 100% genuinely and unironically?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #73 | Crown of the Orangutan
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QOTD: Have you ever done a dodge?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #74 | Amnesty International
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We’ve got a big ol’ Brett sandwich bet riding on this one.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #75 | Perfect Friend
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It happens, never surrender.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #76 | King in Yelough
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Have you stood outside late at night while your pet made boom-boom in the rain?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #77 | Grain of Kernal
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Are there any movies or any media type that would be vastly harder to consume because of how much you’ve changed over time?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #78 | Good Ooze
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Just let go and express what you want for dinner.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #79 | Fluff Each Other
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New zone who dis?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #80 | Marty McWarburton
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How do you feel about the fate of octopuses?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #81 | Bites for Bart
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What music do you listen to when it’s time to boogie down?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #82 | Lady Closets
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QOTD 1: How do you feel about Smitty the dog? QOTD 2: How do you feel about the egg sandwich shown in the video?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #83 | Birdxterminator
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QOTD: What is the worst thing an assassin could say to you right before they killed you?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #84 | Late Boomer
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QOTD: Do you listen to Misfits?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #85 | Burning Hotly
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Fire up the grill and grab your Mentos, we’re serving meat-Coke today.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #86 | Let Splay
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Here, we got you an Alex for every occasion.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #87 | Fakey 3
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What on earth are all these boogermen cooking?!
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Elden Ring | Ep. #88 | Booger Hill Gang
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QOTD: If you had an instant sobriety pill, would you use any drug that you currently refuse to try?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #89 | Batman McCallister
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What does a ghost do when they genuinely want to jeer someone from amongst a crowd?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #90 | Bean-Town Bug Burners
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QOTD: Anybody heard about a cereal being called "Tear-tear” and do you know why it's called that or its origins?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #91 | Brulé on Coruscant
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Can you think of what particular quality applies to most middle stage Pokémon?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #92 | Dragon Knockers
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Rumor come out, does Ted works inside sUpEr BeArD bRoS.? QOTD: How good is the architecture in Mexico city?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #93 | The Big Sick
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C'mon now everyone, you know we know who you are.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #94 | Procs and Mobs
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Believe half of what you see, none of what you hear, and if you learn something on the internet, probably assume that it’s wrong until you do copious amounts of research. -Brett Bayonne 2024
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Elden Ring | Ep. #95 | Regglarr Bear
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This is a perfect series to throw on during tea time!
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Elden Ring | Ep. #96 | The Littlest Gang
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Which Beard Bro would you guess has the smallest mother?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #97 | Stereo Stan
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Big patch is here and we got a score to settle.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #98 | Apologies to Polliwog
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We’re clowning on and getting clowned by these red clown babies.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #99 | Red Mocho Kooler
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Where are some nostalgic locations you remember playing Gameboy in? QOTD: Do you want us to make and drink a Red Mocho Kooler?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #100 | Castle Bidhemov
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Coonradts always pay their debts. QOTD: How satisfying was it to you that the big bag of candy was paid off? How do you feel?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #101 | The Festival
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Would you keep watching this series 200 episodes later and onward?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #102 | Radahndant
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Ya RaDONE!
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Elden Ring | Ep. #103 | Thickems Wood
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You can take Holly out of the wood, but Ted still good. BBH: Go watch “Once Upon a Time in Mexico.”
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Elden Ring | Ep. #104 | Where the Men can see it All
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Can we do horse? QOTD: Is Burger King your first choice for fast food or do you know anyone that it is for them?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #105 | What a Wonderful Dog
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QOTD: On what tech and in what location do you watch Beard Bros?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #106 | Pontificate and Ponder
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The quest for Luigi continues!
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Elden Ring | Ep. #107 | No Big Dale
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How would an AI episode of Beard Bros sound nowadays?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #108 | Semi-formal
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We’re hitting up a new zone and the green brother cometh.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #109 | Retirement
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We’re one day away.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #110 | The GOOD Worms
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What’s with these WORMS?!
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Elden Ring | Ep. #111 | Shrimp Shell Fruit Puree
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We delve into some big old notably logo mascots.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #112 | The Weeg can Come
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QOTD: Are there more non-sponsored songs that advertise something heavily?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #113 | Majumpa
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We’re conquering this soggy-ass castle.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #114 | Stretch Brainstrong
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Sound off if you think you are the youngest Avon user or seller.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #115 | Similar Wounds
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We left the rot behind. QOTD: If you’re a Japanese national how frequently are katanas a passed down heirloom?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #116 | Biggramma
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Feast your ears and eyes on the most pillowy episode of Beard Bros. Hopefully, it gets you in your fee-fees. QOTD 1: Did you have a coin thingy? QOTD 2: Have you dated anyone after you or they slid into the other’s DMs?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #117 | Bug Zebra
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All sports and no work makes Goldmask a dough boy.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #118 | Sancho Ponzu
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Sometimes it’s clear to tell, it’s bad times.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #119 | Ted’z Rulezz
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Would you play a chiffaroguelike?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #120 | Hybrid Heaven
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Try to explain to someone who has no idea what the struggle of memory cards was like. QOTD: When was the last time you paid to watch a movie at home?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #121 | Gooey Dust
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This is the Halloween episode. QOTD: What’s your exact definition of an A-hole?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #122 | Horsefly Head
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BBH: Make The Matrix speech your outgoing message for a week and prove it.
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Elden Ring | Ep. #123 | Reek the Monkey Rat
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QOTD: On average do you recognize most of the references we make?
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Elden Ring | Ep. #124 | Yum-yum Tower
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Why’s there so much cinnamon in this tower? Or-wait... cinema.

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