Tracey Ullman's State of the Union

Linda Alvarez discusses budgeting your money. Laura Bush wakes up in Crawford, Texas. Dee and Candy discuss passengers and Candy's fertility problem. Heather Mills' reality show. Chanel performs a scan on, Candy. Padma explains the "American spirit", to Pudit. Arianna talks to President Barack Obama. Laura gets ready for the garage sale. Celine Dion returns to the damage caused by Hurricane Katrina three years later, while giving an interview to, Larry King. Campbell Brown reports on the missing White House objects. A woman gets stuck in a tiny car. Dee comforts, Candy. Laura talks to George in bed.

The FLDS wives, say goodbye to their children who are being taken away by authorities. Rose is startled by the resemblance of her missionary to that of the FLDS. Linda reports about the polygamist compound and a polygamist family living in Buffalo, New York. Dee and Candy dispose and deal with ejaculate. Wendy Trenton wins a hog calling competition. Lunchtime at the compound. Renee Zellweger rehearses for the Broadway musical, “Seven Brides For Every Brother”. Tony Sirico gets an audition for the musical. Donna Karen redesigns the robes of the members of the Supreme Court. Tony Sirico auditions. Campbell Brown reports the latest on the FLDS case. Miuccia Prada rolls out her polygamist inspired fashion line. Arianna considers investing in the “Seven Brides For Every Brother” musical. Wendy is pulled over by a police officer. Laura Bush talks on the phone. Every child returns to the ranch, all except one.

Linda announces the arrival of author, JK Rowling, who's coming to kick off her American Litigation Tour. Lynne Garibaldi, begs JK to intervene on her son's behalf. JK arrives in America. Chanel performs a Harry Potter search on a child. JK closes down a Harry Potter-inspired ride at a potato festival. Laura Bush returns home from her "Fact Finding Mission". Renee gets interviewed for her new film, "The World Is Not Magical, The World Is Absolute Shitte", a film based on the life of, JK Rowling. JK files a lawsuit against a preschool. Grammy Cyrus sings to Miley. Dina Lohan pitches a reality show. Campbell Brown reports on all the lawsuits filed by JK that day. Dina and Ali see Daniel Radcliffe in Equus. JK tries suing a homeless man. Dee highlights Candy's hair. JK flies home.

Rose is proud that America elected its first African-American President. Linda gets attacked by a bee. Penny speaks to a client. Ingrid visits a doctor. Chanel re-acts the dance moves she did in rap music videos to a co-worker. The Dalai Lama holds a press conference. Padma sets up an appointment for, Ingrid, with her brother. Lynne converts. Tom Brokaw discusses retirement. Ingrid, talks to her husband. The Dalai Lama performs on Dancing With The Stars. The game show, "So You Think You Can Die", films. Linda checks out her clip on YouTube.

Natural food workers put organic stickers on fruit. Linda reports on a wrecking crane accident. Ingrid returns from India. Candy deals with an overweight passenger. Sergeant Lisa Penning is back home with her son. Asmaa Qasim holds a press conference. Dina Lohan films her reality show. Lisa meets with a loan officer. An over-enthusiastic soccer mom, cheers her daughter's team. Tom Brokaw reports. A Cirque du Soleil performer prepares for a performance. Vanessa Pludd, hits the slot machines. An accident occurs on Dancing With The Stars. Lisa sets fire to her house.

"Rush hour" for America's illegal immigrant population crossing the Mexico/Texas border. A mother tries to get her teenage daughter to breastfed her baby. A dog walker is attacked. Two lesbians prepare to tie the knot. A museum in Honolulu gets a painting donated to them by Jack Lord's daughter. Rachel Ludlow's mother flies in for the wedding. Padma, receives a letter from her family in India, trying to arrange a marriage for her. Gretchen signs copies of her book, "White Widow". Rachel, learns that she's been dumped at the altar. Seth Rogan's press junket for his new movie, "Kink-Haired Ass Cheeks". Jonah Hill crashes Seth's interview. Rachel catches up with her girlfriend. A lounge singer performs a crazy dedication to her late singing partner. Illegal immigrants flee back across the border. A grandmother breastfeeds her teenage daughter's baby, and her teenage daughter.

A man decides to commit suicide. Chanel celebrates President Obama. A pediatrician over-prescribes a child. A senior citizen, and former performer, prepares for a visit from her family. Lynne, explains re-enacting. An Olympic trainer likes them young. A wealthy woman talks to her therapist. Valerie Frumkiss, is still waiting for her family. A teacher seduces a student. Jodie Foster, talks about her new film, "SpongeMom Pantsuit". Robin Cavanaugh, comforts her daughter. Valerie, is still waiting for her family to visit. Robin's husband returns home.