The Sooty Show

Something very odd is happening. Soo and Sooty have discovered that Sweep's nose "honks" and his ears "ring". When they go shopping they confuse the shoppers.

Matthew, Sooty, Sweep and Soo return from visit friends. Matthew decided to travel back during the night to save getting stuck in traffic jams, so Sooty and Soo slept in the car during night, but Sweep didn't! Sweep finds it hard to stay awake and ends up sleepwalking!

We all live in the modern world and gadgets are part of it. A lot of things can be controlled by us from a long distance. However, what happens when things go wrong for Matthew, Sooty, Sweep and Soo? Matthew has got a machine which makes Orange Juice, but Matthew says he nervous because it's his first time using it and isn't lucky with Hi-Tech gadgets. Well he gets a surprise and the machine is faulty!

Matthew's practicing playing golf in his bedroom, but Sooty takes his golf ball and then his golf club. When Matthew boasts about being a excellent golfer, Sooty and Sweep decide to challenge him to a game of Crazy Golf!, not real golf. Matthew is soon taken down a peg or two with funny results!

Sweep is reading a book, wearing an odd coat and tells Soo that he can make himself grow twice the size of himself and he does. Then Soo sees that Sooty was hiding under Sweep so he wasn't magically taller after all, so they go and try and fool Matthew who's amazed at Sweeps height, but notices his tummy is making a noise and realizes Sooty's under there.

Sooty has made himself a box kite, but Sweep accidentally breaks it. Fortunately though, Sooty has lots more he's made, but Soo doesn't think that any of them will fly, so they all go to see Matthew for advice about kites. When Matthew sees Sooty's kite he makes fun of it and tells him it needs to be more aerodynamic like the paper aeroplane he's made.

Sweep's family are coming to visit, but it causes great confusion, when they all look the same! Sweep has a very large Family and invites them all to his Party. Sweep's brothers Swipe, Swap and Swoop come to stay, which causes lots of confusion. Sweep has a very large Family and invites them all to his Party. Sweep and All of Her Family has invited them all to his party!

When Matthew discovers that Sooty, Sweep and Soo are obsessed with computer games, he decides to teach them some of the games he used to play. Sooty, Sweep and Soo are bored, but when Matthew suggests a game of Cowboys and Indians they think that's boring too, but soon change their minds and have lots of fun.

It's Matthew's birthday and he is 40, and he is feeling old and unhealthy so he decides to do something about it. It's Matthew's 40th birthday and Sooty, Soo and Sweep give Matthew a wig, some wrinkle cream and some over sized boxer shorts. Matthew decides to change his lifestyle and does some exercise, but ends up dropping a dumbbell on his foot and slamming the door on his hand.

Sooty and Soo are deciding what pet they would like. Sweep suggests a dog, but Soo isn't so keen. Matthew wants a dog and teases poor Sweep, who thinks he has to move out. Sooty, Sweep and Matthew go and see some police dogs in training and Matthew sings "A Dog Is A Man's Best Friend". Then Matthew decides they'd rather have Sweep than another dog, because he's very special and one of a kind.

Matthew has become a mail order catalogue agent and is practicing his sales technique. He tries to persuade firstly Sooty, and then Soo, to order something from the catalogue, but they aren't interested as they have both become agents for rival catalogues. Then Sweep sees Soo and Sooty's catalogues and tells them he wants to order some items from them both. But when Soo mentions about paying for the order it falls through, as Sweep didn't realize he would have to pay for his order and has no money.

Matthew buys a new camera for himself and wants to take a group photo of Sooty, Sweep, Soo and himself. They all want to see the photo, so Matthew says he go down town after the film has been used up, and then Soo reminds him he promised to buy them a new storybook and that gives Matthew and Sooty a idea. They return with photos from their day and Matthew turns it into a story all about Sooty.

Sooty, Sweep and Soo think Matthew's taking them to the seaside, but Sweep breaks Matthew's alarm clock. Matthew does tease. He pretends that he will not take Sooty, Sweep and Soo to the seaside, but he's a softy really and borrows a car to take them.