Spike Milligan's Q

Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Labour Exchange / Wine rack / Cast (suspects) / Rabbit / Bermuda Triangle / Ed Welch performs “The Goose Walk” / Feeding Ducks / Diplomatic immunity / Manic pianist

Pianist down staircase / Household hints / East Finchley labour exchange - ARP wardens / Half pakistani man / Crufts Male of the Year show / Ed Welch performs “The Snow Goose Theme” / A castaway on a desert island / Music and telepathy / Dangerous Dan McGrew / German Opera (Raspberry Song) / Late news - pencil / America

Big Ben / Royal introductions / Sex score / Humanitarian arrests - the Phantom Raspberry Blower in court / Irish O’Lympics / The Louis Stewart Duo performs “Baubles Bangles & Beads” / Fishing limits / Hour late news

Cleopatra’s tomb #1 / Be Careful / England’s first space rocket / Sheba Sound performs “The Arrival of the Queen of Sheba” / Mr & Mrs Agh / Inspector McCastle’s murder / Queen Victoria plays punk rock / Detectives’ waiting room / Cleopatra’s tomb #2

Painter / Hunger / Top deck of bus / Worry sketch / Bullseye / Violence on TV / Gangsters / Alan Clare performs “Memories” / Kilt sting / Theatre on the buses / Irish atomick station / Off-duty announcer / Royal Windsor Scout Hut / What has the show cost?

Dog bandage / The bionic comic / Welsh miners / Dentist’s waiting room / Sheba Sound performs “Zwei Freunde Polka” / Speak-your-weight machine / Jubilee burglar by royal appointment

Chickens on drugs / Edward Heath’s head / VAT Raid / Franciscus Henri performs “Ginger Man” / The Queen’s Chicken / Rachmaninov’s Variations On A Theme by Paganini / Join the Irish guards / Dancing for the Queen / Ad lib coughing