Spike Milligan's Q

BBC Colditz / Physician feel thyself / Smallest police station (suicides) / Yokel traffic / The Great Golf Rush / Police sermon

Land Of Hope And Glory / Good evenings / OU Auction - Hitler's bacon - Quasimodo / Newsreader / Mona Lisa / Gun shop / Ugly singers / Funeral / Idiot Scout Group

Somebody else saying Good Evening / Tribal High: Cock A Knees / Newsreader's emotional conscience / BBC TV Economy Sketch (Jehovah's burglars) / Where Does It Hurt / Premium bond winner

Birthday present - Harrods home strangulation kit / First Irish rocket to the moon / Believe it or not Olympics / The pound / Modern art gallery / The Mousetrap

Princess Anne's nose / Poker game / 5'9" zone / Vermin control (Liberace) / Photographer / WW2 revival (including Hitler Lambeth Walk)

Pakistani Dalek / Traffic warden / Defecting skier - NHS wigs / Impressions / Liberaces in the English Channel (Piano lesson) / Interview with Princess Margaret / Ordained!