Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness

Come check out part 1 (of 7!) of one of the most requested games we've ever had during the shitstorm! It'll be Spooky!

Boy I sure do love drunks that tell me unspeakable horrors.

Maybe we shouldn't have come to this fucking stupid fish town and ESPECIALLY not to this guys house.

Well, I guess we've overstayed out welcome then, haven't we?

Into the sewers! Gosh I hope we don't encounter a crippling bug in here!

Puzzles? I hate puzzles! But fuck it, let's break this guy out of jail.

That's it! The game is tearing itself apart, and the week is over. Sorry Cthulhu, the madness of your crippling bugs was too much.

Nothing like after a long week of fighting Eldritch horrors that we unwind by fighting cock-blocking douchebags and monsters even scarier than old gods. Because these are bugs. Bugs are gross.

Wait what? There's giant gorillas in this? Okay? But like, isn't this island name inaccurate now? Shouldn't it be, "Escape From Bug/Gorilla Island"?

Just stick your fucking hand into this pulsating pile of maggots! Why not? Plague of Gripes does that shit all the time like it was nothing!

FUCK THESE STUPID ANT BOMBS! Why has nature conspired against me like this?

Oh lovely, just perfect! Danky, stinky caves that smell really bad. Although, I think all our adventures in the Woolie hole will have given us the experience to survive in such an environment.

WE ENTER THE MOTHERFUCKING CAVE OF TIME!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh.....I think?

Well, that's as far as we got! And we even used time travel to get here! We've gone all the way back in time a few hours! To fight even more giant bugs!

Back to these shit kids and their dumb orphanage for babbies!

Okay, we are in your big dumb flying ship, now what, kids? WHAT THE FUCK YOU GOT!?!?!

As long as we have the wonder pup Brown at our disposal! Nothing can stop us!

Goddamn Amanda, you are really starting to creep us the fuck out.

Damn, this rabbit sure does crapoop alot!

Damn, these red feathers are fucking up Brown's nose! That's bullshit!

Damn! Will this madness ever end? Who the hell was the stray dog? Might we finish this game someday? Maybe!

This reminds me of my old job a little actually...ehh...it's not that ba---AHHHHHHH!

Korea double valentines is weird man. I don't really get it, or why you need a crazy guy with a baseball bat to celebrate it.

This is pretty much how Pat acts when he's alone in a type of house.

What would life be like if Matt and Pat were tiny babies? It'd be spooky, that's what!

Just because you on the SNES Clock Tower, doesn't mean you can't be scary! Goooo Scissor Man!

These stupid dick cannibals are breaking my flow, man! GIVE ME BACK MY SON!

This house is alot like the one from 13 Ghosts. Remember that shit? No, neither do I!

Proving once again that you don't need to be 3D and in first person to be scary!

I'm drunk. I'm alone. Let's do this!

Kojima and Del Toro team up to make us shit our pants! Do they succeed? Maybe!