Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness

The shitstorm of scariness is boo-gins now! Make sure to turn your FRIGHT meters on every night in October for more hauntingly horror-tastic videos!

Cling to the very last shreds of your sanity as you accompany two stupid souls name Matthew & Patrick as they enter the freyed tatters of the world of the sleeping guardian of R'yleth.

The shitstorm of scariness drags on! Matt & Pat whip out their phones to deal with the trolling asshole ghost's of Hudson Soft's Calling.

Even poor people are not safe from the shitstorm of scariness! Can Matt & Pat beat enough hobos to survive this night of stupidity?

Come along with Matt & Pat as they take a fun journey on this goddamn cursed mountain.

Matt & Pat travel once again to the land of the rising sun to scream and swear at Japanese zombies/ghosts/assholes.

Pat is such a nerd about this Silent Hill stuff, jesus christ.

Oh no, that slutty ghost Alma is back! Will Matt & Pat be able to shoot/kill her for good this time?

Matt and Pat try and survive by their lonesome!

The Best Friends discover a new kind of horror, voyeurism! Man this game is creepy as fuck.

Matt and Pat want to play a game......but they couldn't find one in time, so now they're playing some SAW shit, I guess.

In space, no one can hear Pat get freaked out.

Man, learning that Dinosaurs had feathers was seriously the god damn worst.

I thought this was going to be about Liam Neeson fighting wolves, but I sure was wrong on that one wasn't I?

Matt and Pat hate small children with a passion...so this will not bode well for plucky young Amy!

They made a game based on the 1981 movie, "THE THING". WHYYYYYY?

Why do we always wind up in prison? And not one of those cool lady-prisons?

Fuck these fucking scary half-life mods. FUCK.

Suit up marine! You're gonna investigate tons of monster closets for hours on end!

Matt gets put on the spot as he's forced to partake in one of Pat's favorite hobbies...hunting for men in dark alleys.

Delving even deeper into the indie scene, Matt and Pat run into some bullshit fucking imps or something.

Matt gets scared a bit playing Dead Space, while Pat's busted old tram fetish rears it's shamefull.

Shodan didn't forget about you, HACKER. She took that revenge all the way to the Space West Coast.

Matt & Pat are trapped in some damn laboratory, and they are seemingly alone...with nothing but the squeeling of dead cats to keep them company.

We're off to the frozen wastes of time travelling ghost Russia. What could go wrong?

Neither of us played Clock Tower 1 or 2, so I'm sure this just gonna go super well. Also, Pat has no idea how survival horror games work.

Japanese girls are the ancient enemy of ghosts. This is known.

LiSteN, this VideO is rEAlly tiGHt! In tHE naME oF tHE BesT frIENDS!

Matt and Pat get transported to highschool where they will get beat up by jocks and evil plant monster-things, and listen to Sum 41. Oh, the horror.

Wow! What a mansion!

Holy shit! Dennis Dyack's one accomplishment in life! Poor Dennis. The Best Friends will see it through and persevere through this Lovecraftian nightmare!