Today's Topic

Exactly where did two talking mice come from anyway?

The picture of you doing that kegstand with your pants down in the middle of church may very well save humanity.

Your instrument is impotent!

LET ME FINISH!

It's like Sonic is the embodiment of 'Bullet With Butterfly Wings.'

Turns out these movies might be a little deeper than we first suspected.

SPOILER ALERT (for those of you who haven't watched history yet).

Which is unfortunate because this is easily better than 'Prisoner of Azkaban.'

All you armchair oceanographers are putting good people in the poorhouse.

We still don't have the three seashells...

Because why would aliens come to this hellhole anyway?

Everything's better when you think it's 'Dirty Dancing.'

Vomit jokes are the way to go, anyway. High risk of death? Better let the kids play.

Make sure you go out and annoy your server today!

Jim Henson, you sly devil.

We are all Ron Swanson.

"I'm trying to talk about serious issues and you bring up cartoons!"

Because, honestly, they don't need anymore money.

And you should totally feel bad for pulling for them.