Today's Topic

The Cracked staff brings you to the inner sanctum of dick jokes and pop culture over analysis. Welcome to Today's Topic. This week: Leonardo Da Vinci: Super Villain.

Michael and Cody have a nice chat about movies. Cody in no way becomes upset by Michael's stance on Star Wars and Han Solo. Everything is completely hunky-dory.

Because, really, know one wants to exit because they met their fate at the hands of one of these things.

It's a testament to the awesomeness of this film that it can be this rewatchable while making almost no damn sense.

Why Boba Fett probably dreads his annual performance review.

Why Bruce Wayne is clearly hiding bodies under his cave.

You don't want to know what happened after Stella got her groove back. Trust us.

The surface of the Earth is never shown, and the Jetson family never visits it. They often venture off-world like it ain't no thing, but never do...

Compared to the stuff we grew up on, today's movies are practically feminist.

The most diabolical villain of all time wasn't even a bad guy.

While you might want to file this under 'science ruins everything,' we're at least somewhat encouraged to know that it's technically possible to fart a ghost into existence.

The real reason the new 'World War Z' movie is in trouble. Zombies are terrible villains.

The creepiest thing about him was not that he was a giant rat.

Like Cody will ever beat Katy in a debate.