Board as Hell

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Get $5 off your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code BOARD. "Good game everybody. Hey, Don?" "I'm here, James." "Can I get those green gems back?" *(Don dangles his hand over the game box) "Go on! Now! Throw them in the box!" *(Don's breath quickens with the pain) "What are you waiting for? Just let them go!" *(Don turns to James, a sickening grin spread across his face) "The turquoise is mine." "No. No. Nooo!" Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/thenasacova https://twitter.com/ekombokom Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus

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Get $5 off your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code BOARD. As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a YouTuber. To me, being a YouTuber was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the Funhaus Office for an afterschool job I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in the neighborhood that was full of nobodies. They weren’t like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double parked in front of a GameStop and nobody ever game them a ticket. In the summer when we played Overwatch all night, nobody ever called the cops. We had it all. One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried Baby Boy Jacob's groceries all the way home for him. It was out of respect. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerto

Get $5 off your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code BOARD. Sean Connery originally turned down the roll of Marko Ramius due to the film's complete lack of insolent women for him to smack in the mouth. Luckily for all of us, a young Alec Baldwin was just pretty enough. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/jonsmiff Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus

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The simmering sexuality of "Ghost" might have been just a bit too much for little ten year old Bones. To this day I can only get hard if I'm sitting at a pottery wheel or impaling a banker on a shard of glass. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/omarcito Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus

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