Two and a Half Men

  • :
  • : 262
  • : 110k
  • CBS
  • 21
  • Comedy Romance

:

.

9
9x1
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Episode overview
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
9x2
People Who Love Peepholes
Episode overview
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
9x3
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Episode overview
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
9x4
Nine Magic Fingers
Episode overview
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
9x5
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Episode overview
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
9x6
The Squat and the Hover
Episode overview
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
9x7
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Episode overview
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
9x8
Thank You for the Intercourse
Episode overview
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
9x9
Frodo's Headshots
Episode overview
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
9x10
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Episode overview
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
9x11
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Episode overview
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
9x12
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Episode overview
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
9x13
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Episode overview
Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
9x14
A Possum On Chemo
Episode overview
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
9x15
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Episode overview
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
9x16
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Episode overview
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
9x17
Not in My Mouth!
Episode overview
A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
9x18
The War Against Gingivitis
Episode overview
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
9x19
Palmdale, Ech
Episode overview
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
9x20
Grandma's Pie
Episode overview
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
9x21
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Episode overview
Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
9x22
Why We Gave Up Women
Episode overview
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
9x23
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Episode overview
Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.
9x24
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Episode overview
Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

Characters