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2009
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Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's
Episode overview
Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say when you burp.
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Congressman Demands To Know Who Left Fish Sandwich To Rot On House Floor
Episode overview
Rep. McCullough cannot even fathom the amount of contempt you'd have to hold for Congress, the American people to do something so inconsiderate.

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